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JUST FOR A LAUGH
Jadams79:
Chnlove.com thread you never want to see posted.
So all the girls are pretty do you think I can find one with a gay brother? I'm really into chinese guys........
Sorry I have been out trucking since febuary and after all the new threads I have read, I decided to post one that was the most off color that HOPEFULLY will never be posted on chnlove.com but I thought why not post it here LOL!
Neil:
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Can't fix stupid.
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Love your sig. All the millwrights at work have that on their hard hats. Us electricians have "I fix stupid" on ours and our apprentice used to be a millwright so his says "Can't fix stupid" and under it says "Yet".
Paul Todd:
China Love Hotel,now were gettin' freaky'
The hotel has attracted lots of customers with each of the rooms furnished with a red bed with straps, an adult chair and a gym ball, while the owner is a little worried the hotel might be perceived as a brothel. ;)
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An employee demonstrates how to use the facilities in a hotel room for adults in Nanning, South China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region.
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featured in China Daily. Didn't know if I should post this here or newbies corner!
Jadams79:
Never mind google for the win!... Aint going there, although would be fun, but I'm afraid my girl would get the wrong impression LOL!
David K:
The value of a Second Opinion :lol:
===============================
Looking very grave, the doctor said,
"Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache.The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live for. But he felt he had no choice but to go under the knife.
And so, he booked in, was laid out, and de-bollocked.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and start a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
Bill laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Bill tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in
the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Bill thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed
Bill and said, "Let's see 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Bill was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Bill tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Bill walked comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Bill thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
Bill laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years old."
The salesman shook his head, frowning, "You can't
wear a size 34....A size 34 would press your testicles up against the
base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
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