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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1755 on: November 14, 2019, 03:49:20 pm »
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day: The daughter said to her mother. “My hands are freezing cold.” The mother replied. “Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.” The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said. “My hands are freezing cold.” The girl replied. “Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.” He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said. “My nose is cold.” The girl replied. “Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up.” He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said. “My pen!s is frozen solid.” The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother. “Have you ever heard of a pen!s?” Slightly concerned the mother said. “Why, yes. Why do you ask?” The daughter replies. They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don’t they?”

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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1760 on: November 15, 2019, 06:24:56 am »
Can I take it that you are  not a Democrat Robert.

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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1761 on: January 16, 2020, 10:55:03 pm »
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1762 on: January 16, 2020, 10:56:35 pm »
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1764 on: January 16, 2020, 11:06:52 pm »
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1765 on: July 09, 2020, 08:56:11 pm »
A great way to get even:

I was in the drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order and she was handy with the Bird sign Language.

“Take the high road,” I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.
The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved
to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.


When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and grabbed both orders.
Now she has to go back to the end of the line start all over.

Moral.....
“Don't mess with old people.”
Don’t give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1766 on: September 04, 2020, 03:51:19 am »
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1767 on: September 04, 2020, 03:58:39 am »
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1768 on: September 16, 2020, 01:25:43 am »
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1769 on: September 16, 2020, 01:27:21 am »
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