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JUST FOR A LAUGH
Vince G:
Yeah try explaining this to the chinese girlfriend over the phone with limited english.
David5o:
Learn Chinese English!!
1) Great........................................................ Fa Kin Su Pah .................F**king super
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive.................. Hu Yu Hai Ding? ...............Who you hiding?
3) See me ASAP............................................Kum Hia Nao ...................Come here now
4) Stupid Man...............................................Dum Fuk ..........................Dumb f**k
5) Small Horse..............................................Tai Ni Po Ni ......................Tiny pony
6) Did you go to the beach?.........................Wai Yu So Tan? ...............Why you so tanned?
7) I bumped into a coffee table.....................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni ......I banged my f**king Knee
8) I think you need a face lift........................Chin Tu Fat .. ..................Chin too fat
Now ... can you complete the rest??......
9) It is very dark in here.....................................Wao So Dim ............
10) I thought you were on a diet.......................Wai Yu Mun Ching....
11) This is a tow away zone............................. No Pah King..............
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.... Wai Yu Kum Nao ......
13) Staying out of sight................................... Lei ing Lo .................
14) He is cleaning his automobile......................Wa Shing Ka.............
15) That is not right...........................................Sum Ting Wong........
16) Your body odour is offensive.......................Yu Stin Ki Pu.............
17) My feet are wet ..........................................Lee Kee Shu.............
MLM:
David, that is too good, you have Zhou laughing so hard she just ran into the bathroom, at first she just looked at it and then started to laugh and it just kept getting harded and harder
David5o:
Michael,
I do try to please .... Honest!! ...hahaha!!Forgot to ask ...... did you manage to complete the rest ?? or did Zhou complete them?? lol!!The pleasures of geting old!!
An 86-year old man goes for physical. All tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies: "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get in up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom - poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, Poof! The light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," says the doctor.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. ........."He's pissing in the fridge again!"Ken Lee Without You :-)
This is funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI
MLM:
I got them, but Zhou did first, she says you real pisser ( her word for funny ).:blush:
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