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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1680 on: December 19, 2017, 10:43:42 PM »

An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip. They
set-up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the father woke up his son.
Father- Look up to the sky and tell me what you see.
Son- I see millions of stars.
Father- And what does that tell you?
Son- Astronomically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies and planets.
Father slaps the son hard and says- "Idiot, someone has stolen our tent"

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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1681 on: December 19, 2017, 10:58:55 PM »


A priest says to his friend, the rabbi, that he has developed a plan of eating for
free in really good restaurants. "I simply go in at well past 9 pm, eat several
courses slowly, and linger over coffee, and dessert, until they are cleaning up.
I keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay.
Then I say, 'I've already paid my original waiter who has left for the night.'
And, because I am a man of the cloth, the waiter takes my word for it, and
I just simply walk out the front door as calm as can be."
The rabbi, clearly impressed says, "Let's try it together this evening."
The priest agrees and books them into an expensive, 4 star French restaurant.
They both eat like kings and, just as before, they are both sitting quietly after
enjoying their very full meal, a waiter comes over and hands the priest and the
rabbi a bill and asks them to pay. The priest calmly says: "I've already paid our
original waiter." (who apparently left for the evening).
And then the rabbi adds: "And we're still waiting for the change!"


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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1682 on: January 01, 2018, 10:37:37 AM »
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1683 on: January 16, 2018, 07:47:00 PM »
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Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Reply #1684 on: January 18, 2018, 04:03:03 PM »
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