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Offline David E

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2010, 11:50:24 pm »
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Reg,  she sure don't want much does she?  Wow and did you notice the age limit -- to 99 years old!  and no nothing else.
Wow agian, well I wish her all the good luck, because I don't think anyone is that perfect except :angel:.  We all have our little faults and so no one is perfect, you take what is given and be glad you got it in the first place.


I reckon she would need a Man 99 years old to meet her expectations...no fags, no booze, no gambling and no sex........at 99 quite possibly his next smoke, game of poker, bottle of beer or a bonk would carry him off !!!!....and then shes got all the assets

If she was supermodel material, I could probably understand it a bit better......but........  :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2010, 01:02:53 pm »
I think she means sex prior to marriage.

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2010, 10:20:15 pm »
At 99 years old, sex is the last thing on your mind....:s

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2010, 04:41:55 am »
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At 99 years old, sex is the last thing on your mind....:s


Rock

I imagine at 99, the ONLY thing on your mind is "will I wake up tomorrow" !!!!:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2010, 06:06:30 am »
or when you wake up you give thanks for another day

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2010, 08:03:26 pm »
HERE IS ONE THAT WILL STEAM UP YOUR KEYBOARD...profile avalible upon request...:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

I love to be loved
I need, yes I need to be loved
I love to be loved by you.
Yes, I love to be loved by you.
Do you want to get the love from me too?
I do partier also. Love for long time.


Only thing missing is "how much?"  Hey Willy, think I found you one for the cake at the brotherhood meeting....haha
« Last Edit: January 24, 2010, 08:07:06 pm by rockycoon »

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2010, 11:09:01 am »
were was that at china love or china lust ??

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #37 on: January 26, 2010, 03:40:20 am »
CHN admirer letter sent yesterday to me...I just copied part of it.  
The rest of it was general bla, bla, bla  :icon_cool:

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #38 on: January 26, 2010, 09:44:38 am »
Rockycoon---- she will love you long time :icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2010, 02:09:22 pm »
I get worn out just reading it...:icon_rolleyes:

and the money keeps rolling in...:icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #40 on: January 26, 2010, 02:16:10 pm »
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HERE IS ONE THAT WILL STEAM UP YOUR KEYBOARD...profile avalible upon request...:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

I love to be loved
I need, yes I need to be loved
I love to be loved by you.
Yes, I love to be loved by you.
Do you want to get the love from me too?
I do partier also. Love for long time.


Only thing missing is "how much?"  Hey Willy, think I found you one for the cake at the brotherhood meeting....haha


Isn't that the lyrics from a '70's song by Cheap Trick?

Cheap Trick - I want you to want me!

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2010, 08:48:14 pm »
Don't know, but it sounds like a "cheap trick"...haha:icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2010, 08:58:30 pm »
probably the translator talking and no real profile of
a lady

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2010, 05:46:29 pm »
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http://www.chineselovelinks.com/member_profile.cfm?ID=607959
"The profile is posted only for a serious marriage before 2011. "

Talk about pressure here. I am not sure I can perform that fast :)


Oh Reggie, she has updated it to make your day :

Member Overview  
I like kids, cooking and my friend think me educated, serious, sincere and considerate with good temper. Most importantly, I value happiness of my family so I have been good at massage nerve... So for my husband, I will be loving and romantic. I am just moderately pretty but not beautiful. But do you like kids? I need a meeting with future husband asap before the middle of March.
 
Seeking

he who can respect my preference below: do not smoke, no drunk, no drug, and do not gambling. I have good temper, wish you the same. Plus: you must be healthy and rich enough to buy an apartment at least for only me in Shanghai and show your ability to raise a family. if you agree to make love after marriage, house can be bought after marriage; if you wanna make love before marriage, that house must be bought before making love as a guarantee.
 
Gender: Male  
Aged: 29 - 99
 
And please don't stain the title deed with any bodily fluids? Haha...
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Well we all know what a taradiddle is now, I thought it had to do with the space on a hardrive, they have terabytes, god only knows it could be a new speed....:icon_cheesygrin:   my computer is now processing at 20 teradiddles.....lol  :icon_cheesygrin:


Oh she has quite the powerful vocab doesn't she? And you guys didn't even know such a word, :icon_cheesygrin:
« Last Edit: January 27, 2010, 05:51:32 pm by odysseus007 »
Men are great thinkers coz they have 2 heads (just don't think with the wrong one!) & women are great talkers coz they have 2...:icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2010, 05:53:19 pm »
Haha, apartments in Shanghai is bloody expensive. My brother said that good ones are in the range of 50,000-60,000RMB per square meter.