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rockycoon

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Chinese Dog for sale
« on: May 08, 2010, 02:09:27 am »
Chinese dog for sale...

Free to good home. Excellent Chinese guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, rapist's, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.  Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name,  Ho-Lee-Schitt.

He is also an expert at : getting past customs
                                   getting you ahead of the line in the embassy
                                   getting you a FAST wedding
                                   getting your paperwork ok'ed quickly
                                   cleaning out immigration offices and slow officals
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RE: Chinese Dog for sale
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2010, 02:57:26 am »
omg the size of it dont know about run the other way beam me up scotty really fast noooooow lol.
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2010, 04:17:57 am »
I know I should not have shown that to those next door!!
 
I have four neighbours salvinating at the thought of the number of dog steaks that could produce.  With rice of course and a touch of soya sauce.

And one thinking if he could harness it up to his rickshaw.

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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2010, 04:25:50 am »
omg no willy lol.
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RE: Chinese Dog for sale
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2010, 08:45:34 am »
rockycoon,

Now, ....Does the lady come free with the dog, to that good home ???

David....
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2010, 09:50:54 am »
Lady? I did not realise it was a woman I thought that was his lunch!

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rockycoon

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RE: Chinese Dog for sale
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2010, 10:06:00 am »
I couldn't keep him, he would eat my horses...:icon_cheesygrin:

From the size of those legs and chest, yes he could pull a rickshaw (after eating the driver), but consider if he was pulling the rickshaw and saw a cat...it would be like
a run away freight train...throw a saddle on him and ride him
around town.  A sure traffic stopper...:icon_cheesygrin:
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RE: Chinese Dog for sale
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2010, 10:32:07 am »
Rocky,

were did you find that picture of my dog and ex??????????

his name was  bin bin
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rockycoon

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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2010, 01:14:31 am »
Brother sent it to me, apparently the girl was his "sack" lunch...hahaha
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