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shaun

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #120 on: December 10, 2009, 05:15:49 am »
Yes, but who is going to stop the taxi riding your rear bumper.  Mine isn't that big anymore and shrinking.  You'd think it would be getting larger since one person isn't getting as many bites as she used to.  We all ain't like the big one.  Right biggie?

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #121 on: December 10, 2009, 06:00:34 pm »
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Mines isn't that big anymore and shrinking.  You'd think it would be getting larger since one person isn't getting as many bites as she used to.


Could it be from the reduced swelling do to the fact it's not being bitten so much any more?

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #122 on: December 11, 2009, 12:44:04 pm »
David,

That could be or maybe now that I am cooking  I am getting a better quality food or even better yet maybe she isn't poisoning my food anymore.

Someone asked me what is the best way for a man to lose weight?  I didn't have a clue.  He said, "Divorce!" Maybe he is right.

Shaun

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #123 on: December 11, 2009, 05:20:18 pm »
cut out the dog portion of the meal, thus loosing weight, cats are not fatting....lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dLFQZAPFDc

Just for you Shaun....
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #124 on: December 12, 2009, 01:01:59 am »
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cut out the dog portion of the meal



If we did that in my house we would have no meat at all!!!!!!

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shaun

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #125 on: December 12, 2009, 08:11:31 am »
Don,

Funny video.

You joke about cat and dog.  When I worked in the oil business I used to have to go to Hobbs, New Mexico quite a bit.  When I was there I would always go to a food stand there that sold Burritos.  For those of you who do not what a burrito is, it is a extra long dumpling about 8"-10" long. :icon_cheesygrin:  No really I could almost eat them for every meal for the rest of my life.  It is a 10" flour tortilla and you can wrap almost anything up in it.

Anyway, I do not remember the name of the food stand but in the oil field in West Texas and in New Mexico we called it the Burrito stand. If you worked in the oil field there, you knew about it.  Most of the people loved it and would make special trips there to buy a load of burritos.  In that area it was famous.

One day sitting in my office reading the news paper, I read that the owner of this burrito stand was arrested and in jail.  It seems he had been collecting the stray cats for years and using their meat for his famous burritos.  I didn't eat much of anything else that day.

Reflection: I have to say though, they were the best burritos I have ever ate.  If I were to go back there and he were openly selling cat burritos I would buy one.  Dog, now that is another story.

Shaun

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #126 on: December 13, 2009, 05:56:27 am »
MMMMMEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

Now I know where to look for my cat that's been missing :icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #127 on: December 13, 2009, 06:05:02 am »
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MMMMMEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

Now I know where to look for my cat that's been missing :icon_cheesygrin:


Still liking my fingers. :P