You know you are in China when....

[Willy The Londoner]

I know that I am in China when I get met off the ferry by the prettiest lady I am ever likely to marry.  And who makes short work of those pseudo 'taxi drivers' who do not have meters in their private cars!!!  

Willy

[rockycoon]

You mean the taxi drivers are NOT from India?  my god, don't let this get out or there could be a surge of indians sneeking into China to drive cabs - the long way around....and the meter keeps on ticking......:fi_lone_ranger:You drink more wine than water....if your really thirsty, you can get really blitzed

[Willy The Londoner]

You know you are in China when your friend takes his car off the road as being 'unroadworthy and undrivable' because the horn stopped working!

Willy

[David5o]

Willy




Didn't seem to bother them much while i was there!! ...haha!!

David .....

[Willy The Londoner]

....when you are walking down a street and you see Willy walking the other direction.  It is then you realize the women at home are safe.

Shaun,

I think the women in the UK are going to be safe for a long long time as I have no intention of going back there for many a year.  If my present relationship should flounder, and I hope it does not, then there are many opportunities knocking at my door here.  

Willy

[Arnold]

Willy is right . Their Horns are not the same as our's . These Horn's , like their Language make up to nine different sounds . To our western ear's it's only Beep Beep , to them it's a way to communicate on the Road . Without yelling out the window

[Jadams79]

Scorpions.

When you see 20 Chinese running and screaming, and you walk down the trail close to where they were then the lady that was walking beside you squeels and hauls ass, all the time you finally look down to see a cute grass snake. Then the whole time you stand there pointing at said snake, saying its just a grass snake and she is yelling at you at 3000mph. And all you can do is laugh.

[Arnold]

Hahahaha ... believe me , I'll look behind me first . That Snake is there for one reason ... to eat and your standing between it and Lunch . :icon_cheesygrin:

[shaun]

....when you are walking down a street and you see Willy walking the other direction.  It is then you realize the women at home are safe.

Shaun,

I think the women in the UK are going to be safe for a long long time as I have no intention of going back there for many a year.  If my present relationship should flounder, and I hope it does not, then there are many opportunities knocking at my door here.  

Willy

Hey Willie,

I'm glad you didn't take my comment seriously.  I can t wait to get to China.  There is a woman I am very much interested it but if it does not work out as you say there are many opportunities.

Shaun

[Willy The Londoner]

Hi Shaun

I never take anything too serious.    I lost one good lady here because she worried about everything.  Not my style.
Life is for living not worrying.  

The only time I am serious is when I have to decide which lady to take out, the one with black hair, or the one with black hair or the one with black hair. The choice is endless.

Of course that was BEFORE I met my current lady.

Maybe we will meet up in China.

Willy

[Vince G]

I have to decide which lady to take out, the one with black hair, or the one with black hair or the one with black hair. The choice is endless.

ROTFLMAO

[Danny]

The only time I am serious is when I have to decide which lady to take out, the one with black hair, or the one with black hair or the one with black hair. The choice is endless.

There's more than a few with a red tinge to that gorgeous black hair. I must say I prefer just black. But I don't want you to miss out, Willy, on the basis of a streak of colour.

[Scottish_Rob]

BUT Willie has your current lady got Black hair???:angel::icon_cheesygrin:

And a quick question....'Is the ladies with black hair better than the blonds, brunettes, redheads???
I have never been out with a lady with black hair

[feisnik]

Black Asian hair is the best! I do not like that fake red some Asian ladies wear.

[Arnold]

Black Asian hair is the best! I do not like that fake red some Asian ladies wear.

Same here . I don't like anything " Fake " on my Lady . Like her Natural ... like my Juice's .