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Offline shaun

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Re: Hospital
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2012, 10:29:06 am »
Good Luck Robbie.  I hope all will be well.   If Willy sees you in the hospital make sure he changes out a bed pan or two.

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« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2012, 09:59:43 am »
Willy turned up at mine today, ;D ;D, so this has really cheered me up...Looking forward to the next few days in his company, but he refuses to empty the bedpans  >:(  8 :o :o ;D ;D
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Re: Hospital
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2012, 11:26:01 am »
Quote from: Scottish_Robbie on May 05, 2012, 09:59:43 am
Willy turned up at mine today, ;D ;D, so this has really cheered me up...Looking forward to the next few days in his company, but he refuses to empty the bedpans  >:(  8 :o :o ;D ;D
Maybe I should explain this. He uses bedpans because he cannot sit on the toilet without a stepadder. ;D    He has not ironed my washing so no bed pan emptying. ;D

Seriouly though if he does not sit down soon and stop scurrying around I will tie him to a chair.  He is like a dynamo - the mighty atom - never stops.  How they are going to keep in down in hospital I will never know.

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Re: Hospital
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2012, 11:35:17 am »
Quote from: Willy The Londoner on May 05, 2012, 11:26:01 am
Quote from: Scottish_Robbie on May 05, 2012, 09:59:43 am
Willy turned up at mine today, ;D ;D, so this has really cheered me up...Looking forward to the next few days in his company, but he refuses to empty the bedpans  >:(  8 :o :o ;D ;D
Maybe I should explain this. He uses bedpans because he cannot sit on the toilet without a stepadder. ;D    He has not ironed my washing so no bed pan emptying. ;D

Seriouly though if he does not sit down soon and stop scurrying around I will tie him to a chair.  He is like a dynamo - the mighty atom - never stops.  How they are going to keep in down in hospital I will never know.


Willy

Here is a clue 8)
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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2012, 11:40:52 am »
Rob,
    I pulled some strings and got you your own personal nursing team. 8)

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« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2012, 02:57:30 pm »
You are correct Robert.   The one I saw here when I arrived was just like these. But all 4 rolled into one!!!  ;D What is it with him with 6 feet tall  heavy women!!! :-X

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Re: Hospital
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2012, 03:51:25 pm »
Willy, I found him the perfect nurse to handle him, uh sorry I meant handle his case! ;)
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Re: Hospital
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2012, 10:33:32 am »
Rob, did everything come out OK?  NO, I'm not talking about the bed pan! ::)

Willy you might need to tie one of his feet to the bed with a short leash.
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Re: Hospital
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2012, 11:47:28 am »
Allt the best and good luck.
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Re: Hospital
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2012, 10:43:00 am »
Quote from: shaun on May 06, 2012, 10:33:32 am
Rob, did everything come out OK?  NO, I'm not talking about the bed pan! ::)

Willy you might need to tie one of his feet to the bed with a short leash.

Not went in yet, going on Thursday, having op on Friday 18th.
Name of Operation is Carotid Endarterectomy, will be in for five days after it, on condition I don't take a stroke and die, which pamphlet says happens 1 in 3 out of 100 don't survive :o  So as you can imagine not feeling too excited about having it done...

only saying what pamphlet tells me
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Re: Hospital
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2012, 11:25:02 am »
I just read up on it a little Rob.  My prayers will be with you.  It isn't that you need them but a little prayer here and there can help.

I look forward to reading more from you after the surgery is over.

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« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2012, 07:23:35 pm »
Worry you may but look on the bright side mate 97% survive.    You will be working with me for a long while to come.

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Re: Hospital
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2012, 05:24:49 pm »
well today to take my mind off hospital, I painted all the doors and woodwork in the house, now settled in bed ready for morning, hope to sleep tonight ;D
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Re: Hospital
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2012, 10:36:10 pm »
Now...let's get these statistics right, and in perspective....

1 in 3 out of 100.....this means 99% survival......

3 out of every 100...this means 97 % survival.....

Either way, compare it to deaths in air crashes.........1 in 11,000,000 passenger kilometers....

Or, in motor accidents.....1 in 27,000 passenger Kilometers...

Or smokers dying of cancer.......1 in 1100.....

Or, people dying of old age...100 in 100 !!!!!!!!!

Eiter way, something is gonna get you in the end  ;D ;D

So quit worying, relax, you wont feel a thing and when you wakeup...it's a new life.

Seriously....good luck Rob, I will be thinking of you

Cheers...David
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Re: Hospital
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2012, 02:19:34 am »
Quote from: Scottish_Robbie on May 16, 2012, 05:24:49 pm
well today to take my mind off hospital, I painted all the doors and woodwork in the house, now settled in bed ready for morning, hope to sleep tonight ;D

I just hope your son Matthew came round and painted the top 1/3 of the doors.   ;D

Like David's list says its more likely that the smoking will get you first.  ::)

So I expect a text as soon as you come round.

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