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JUST FOR A LAUGH
don:
There once was a man riding the bus with a small box in his lap. The guy next to him ask what he had in the box. The guy with the box would not say, so the other man started guessing, flowers, wine, clothing... the guy with the box kept saying no. Finally in frustration, the curious guy ask what it cost. The guy with the box says, nothing, I traded my american wife for it. Now the curious guy just has to see what's in the box, so he pester's the guy with the box so much, he finally opens the box, and there inside is a tiny monkey with a chef's hat on his head. The curious guy looks surprized and says, you traded your wife for that..in disbelief, for god's sake why? The reply was : because the monkey can cook! :o
Josh Markley:
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, thats priceless.
David K:
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When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in
just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening;
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at Estate Planning than men.
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David K:
You can't always get what you want......The Rolling Stones
David K:
Theres always another way of looking at things :lol:
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