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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #825 on: December 19, 2011, 11:16:03 pm »
Before you reply and accept the money I have a couple of queries for you.
1.  How many US people are actually knights or have been knighted?
2.  How much does it actually cost to keep a cheque not much in size at a DHL office?
3.  How did she know to make the cheque out to you?
4.  If she is sick how did she manage to send the email today when she had already retired to the farm and severed all contact with the outside world?

If you can answer those questions I say go for it and spend your 3.6 million pounds with a smile on your face.
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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #826 on: December 19, 2011, 11:27:04 pm »
Yep...but dont forget to talk to Mr Jomo Harry from DHL, London

ps DHL is "Dirty Hopeless Lunatic" and London is a small shanty shack settlement just a little distance from Lagos, Nigeria  ;D ;D ;D

Even if the storage fees for a Cheque with DHL is $5....with 2 million emails sent out and a hit rate of 1%...that's $100,000 dollars......lotta moolah !

And I am pretty sure 100,000 idiots will respond...................

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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #827 on: December 20, 2011, 03:51:44 am »
They are a good laugh at times. Their English is often worse than mine.  Which does not surprise me cos when I was in Nigeria and was interviewing I had to have a translator to translate my English into the English they understood!

419 scams were rife even without the internet there.

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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #828 on: December 20, 2011, 07:56:45 am »
Well guys this one is real.  I got the same email.  I answered it, met the requirements and got my confirming email from DHL this morning.  They said the check is in the mail.   :o ::)

A real croc.  Too funny.

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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #829 on: December 20, 2011, 02:50:00 pm »
Att: To all Members here !

As a Christmas Gift , I will send each and everyone of you a $ 500 Bonus Check just for being helpful towards other's here looking for help .
All you need to do , is simple .. just wire me $ 15 for Transaction Fee's and Handling charges . Please transfer to this account : 080087722 at BofA in Los Angeles .

Merry Christmas to all !!!

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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #830 on: December 20, 2011, 03:18:17 pm »
Both of you are under arrest!  8)

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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #831 on: December 20, 2011, 03:33:23 pm »
I will use the over the phone check service (or internet) in which you take the checking info and it becomes the same as receiving the check itself. So my acct # is 080087722 at BOA. Please accept it as my $15.00 Transaction Fee. I expect the $500.00 within 5 working days. Thank you

Great ! It's in the Mail asap , but please allow Postal service to take a little longer due to X-mas Holidays .

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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #832 on: December 20, 2011, 11:17:55 pm »
When is someone going to put up the correct details.  My payments keep bouncing back to me! ::)
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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #833 on: December 27, 2011, 09:18:33 pm »
Vince. You were robbed. That pile is 35 dollars short.

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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #834 on: December 28, 2011, 12:41:02 am »
what NO coins? are you sure you where not short changed a little?  You must have a pretty big wallet to fit all that fold into it.
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« Reply #835 on: December 31, 2011, 12:21:23 pm »
Hey Vince. Happy new year to a fellow dragon. I like the new look. I never could figure out what that was.

Happy new year everyone.
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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #836 on: December 31, 2011, 05:45:16 pm »
Laura will be a dragon.  I have tamed one now I need to tame another one.......does it ever end????

Happy New Year everyone, may we all be here this time next year with a loved ones by our sides.
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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #837 on: December 31, 2011, 06:33:03 pm »
Jase

Both my Daughters are now grown, married and have their children.

Daughters will give you some of the scariest moments in your life....but they also have a very special bond with their Dad !!!!

No...it never ends, but its all worth it . ;D ;D ;D

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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #838 on: January 03, 2012, 06:11:09 pm »
Oh crap. Bird flu again. First to die this season, right down the road in Shenzhen.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-16372348

I sue hope mom doesnt hear about this.
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Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #839 on: February 02, 2012, 08:54:40 pm »
...as irresistible as chocolate