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Ladies sense of humour
« on: April 20, 2010, 07:20:11 am »
Hi - I am fairly new to this...but quickly sense my somewhat Aussie sense of humour, which is slightly cynical and self deprecating, is going to get me into trouble. I could use some advice and education on how the ladies in China see things......

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2010, 07:45:06 am »
Welcome , Nik , just be yourself and you will have no problems , there are a few Aussies on here and all in successful liaisons as far as I know and read about and talk to , any help that you require just yell , what state are you in as I am in Melbourne , regards Robert .
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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2010, 08:11:33 am »
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Welcome , Nik , just be yourself and you will have no problems , there are a few Aussies on here and all in successful liaisons as far as I know and read about and talk to , any help that you require just yell , what state are you in as I am in Melbourne , regards Robert .


Hi Robert....in Sydney, although I get to Melbourne on business from time to time. Appreciate contributions of the guys here....

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2010, 09:26:43 am »
They have a great sense of Humour.  One girl friend I had took great pleasure in directing me into the ladies toilet until I got to know the Chinese sign for it.  Maybe she was after getting me arrested and deported.

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2010, 09:55:36 am »
Just got in to Chengdu from Singapore.......didnt have time for detailed post...will do it later.

But I just had to reply to this "humour" question.

Ming found it very difficult to work out my "Aussie dead-pan" humour, so I make myself remember when I try to be funny and smile with it...mostly works !!!

But I must share a moment of priceless humour that had me helpless with laughter....

Ming was seriously interested in Singapore, especially all the multitude of races and women of different ethnicity to her...she never before saw a Muslim, a Negro, or a blonde...only in movies.

But what disturbed her the most was "Honey, why have all Western Women got such big Bums" ???

Said David..."Because they eat too much "

Back came the reply that totally cracket me up !!!

" How can that be ??.......they dont eat with their Bums !!!!"

Gotta love 'em dont you :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2010, 12:52:56 pm »
Nik,

I think they are like any other woman.  Mine always tell me, "you always joking to me."  I ask her if it is a problem. She says no it is a sign that I love her.  An Willy you are absolutely right.  They will set you up for a joke.  I was at a restaurant with Peggy and two of her friends.  One spoke English very well.  As the waitress was setting up the table she poured something in my cup.  Peggy said with a smile, "drink."  I asked her what is is and the friend who spoke English said, "it is OK, you drink."  All three women began to laugh.  So I said, "You are laughing and none of you have drank yet,  What is it?"  The woman said, "It is an ancient Chinese herbal drink, I cannot remember the English name for it."  I looked at all three of them, smiled and drank all of it.  It looked black, almost like Guinness, but it was tea.  We all had a good laugh.  They also watched me eat with the chop sticks.  They got quite a bit of pleasure and of course I hammed it up a little.

Most I have met have a wonderful sense of humor.  I tell one more.  Ted you remember.

Peggy and I were visiting Sisi and Ted in Guangzhou.  Near the end of dinner the muscle in the back of my calf knotted up like a grapefruit and would not let go.  It happens when I am not taking my potassium like I should.  Sisi said she knew of a medicine that would help and we headed to the pharmacy.  The three of of were standing there talking and watching Sisi look for the medicine when Ted said, "Hey Shaun, did you see the sign?  Now is your chance, you can get Viagra here 5 for 99RMB."  Peggy without understanding what we were talking about said to Ted, "Thank you."  Ted and I were rolling on the floor with laughter.  Finally I explained to Peggy what Viagra was for.  She laughed but was embarrassed too.

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2010, 07:38:54 pm »
i remember that and i also saw a blush on Peggy when you
explained what we were talking about. that was pretty funny
but poor Peggy was embarrassed as i think she thought that we
thought she was thinking of sex with you and that really embarrassed her

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2010, 07:47:38 pm »
Shaun,

Was she actually saying do you Want?? ......Or was she asking do you Need??   hahaha!!!

David....

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2010, 07:47:44 pm »
Like the others have already said, these women have a fantastic sense of humour. Its obvious my wife does. After all, she married me!

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2010, 07:53:24 pm »
thats one way of explaiing it Martin   i would venture to say
 that my wife has a sense of humor--- she married me even
 after seeing my shirts

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2010, 08:04:46 pm »
David, I killed the post because I thought it revealed a little too much but the word was want. :angel:
« Last Edit: April 20, 2010, 08:05:30 pm by shaun »

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2010, 10:40:24 pm »
My lady has a great sense of humor. Not everything gets across but what she does understand we have some great laughs with.

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2010, 02:43:25 am »
my lady has a great sense of humor which is a lot
like mine and we have a lot of fun with it together

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2010, 05:20:46 am »
I claim the same thing.  I think it is why we get along so well too.

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RE: Ladies sense of humour
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2010, 09:54:10 am »
Shaun, you are a revealing person....:icon_cheesygrin:

By the way, Aussie and English humor is about the same.  It was explained as a "Dry" type of humor by a comedian on TV.  An Aussie will put a crock in bed with you,
The Englishmen will chuckle....

American humor, is more "wet" and to the point.  I don't know what he ment by that, but so much for speculation on the humor...lol
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