Willy, to translate for you, Shaun has actually recorded a conversation from The Lord of the Rings between Frodo and Bilbo Baggins. That is the only explanation for the quaint language on show. "The Shire?" - we're either in Middle Earth or the Middle Ages! Pissing? (translation: pissing down). "Rubbers" getting stuck to the pavement - Don't worry Willy, even in India, it is not possible for your condoms to stick to the pavement when it rains, so if you want to use prophylactics in the rain, don't be scared. Although you may understand "fag' to mean cigarette, bumming one is another rather antiquated expression, more at home in an English Public School in the 1950s (And Shaun, to confuse you further, an English Public School is, of course, a Private school.)