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Ring of Fire / What a Trump!!
« Last post by Willy The Londoner on Today at 04:03:50 AM »
The latest serious incorrect lamblast on Tweet by the self claimed leader of the free World, Donald J Chump, is that the 13.4% increase in crime in Britain is due to 'Radical Islamic Terror'  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

What a Trump he is - then why do the Brits put it down to the 17% reduction in the number of police officers that has been forced on them in past couple of years.

Willy

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I am talking to her online right now. I am so sorry I ever trusted him enough to introduce them. He has a lawyer.  He has sent letters to immigration claim the marriage was fake and trying to get her deported.  I may have to dispute his claim if it comes to that.  What an asshole.
The only advice I can give her is get a damned good lawyer.  I know the marriage was not fake. I knew her for a long time when I was living in Guangzhou. there is not a bad thought ever crossed her mind. And some where I have the conversations between him and me. For heavens sake I flew to New York and met with them in their house. There was nothing fake about the marriage except his promise of fidelity.

They married at a time when I still had legs that work and we was considering flying to the US for their marriage.

Has she and her daughter settled in the US and wants to stay there?

Willy
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Ask An Experienced Member / Re: Single Chinese Girls looking for husbands.
« Last post by Pineau on October 20, 2017, 11:54:28 PM »
I am talking to her online right now. I am so sorry I ever trusted him enough to introduce them. He has a lawyer.  He has sent letters to immigration claim the marriage was fake and trying to get her deported.  I may have to dispute his claim if it comes to that.  What an asshole.
The only advice I can give her is get a damned good lawyer.  I know the marriage was not fake. I knew her for a long time when I was living in Guangzhou. there is not a bad thought ever crossed her mind. And some where I have the conversations between him and me. For heavens sake I flew to New York and met with them in their house. There was nothing fake about the marriage except his promise of fidelity.
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The Campfire / Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Last post by JohnB on October 20, 2017, 03:38:31 PM »

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts
sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs
to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.

So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then
throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking. 

A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud
hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says: "I think I can
get you out."

So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up." The
chicken does this and is pulled to safety. 

Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

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The Campfire / Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Last post by JohnB on October 20, 2017, 03:33:10 PM »

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. 

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said,
'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by
saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable
.'

'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor
thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye..'
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney
as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on
one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop
anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this
old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't
make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the
auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. 'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an
audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk
and that you'd be happy about it!'


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The Campfire / Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Last post by JohnB on October 20, 2017, 03:24:07 PM »

Pumpkin Pi

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The Campfire / Re: JUST FOR A LAUGH
« Last post by JohnB on October 20, 2017, 03:20:44 PM »

Older people have problems you haven't even considered yet:

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my
right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing."

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit,
and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

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Ask An Experienced Member / Re: Single Chinese Girls looking for husbands.
« Last post by Willy The Londoner on October 19, 2017, 10:36:55 PM »
It was the link to his Begging for Money page.

But It is the same man.

I sort of regret that I ever gave the slightest recommendation to Lisa.

What a turd he turned out to be.  No wonder she stopped writing to me!

Willy
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Ask An Experienced Member / Re: Single Chinese Girls looking for husbands.
« Last post by Pineau on October 19, 2017, 12:29:33 AM »
I dont know what you mean removed the link?

You can mention him by name. But I won't. could be this guy...  IrishGuy65 

he went to the court to apply for protection order (say what!)  and was denied. Then he broken into the house.
She called the police and went to apply emergency protection order.  he threatened her and she was approved and got the order.
He had to leave the house.  How do you spell karma..>..hahahaha.

Here is the link again. https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youcaring.com%2Fpatrickmurphy-918457%3Ffb_action_ids%3D613557835699958%26fb_action_types%3Dyoucaringcom%253Ashare%26fb_source%3Dother_multiline%26action_object_map%3D%255B2026030537422709%255D%26action_type_map%3D%255B%2522youcaringcom%253Ashare%2522%255D%26action_ref_map%3D%255B%255D&h=ATMtGNyXZGAX2aUWkJ9NxNzpRQB57i5BTvv2n8W8zHYZ2UaMA-WePCOdSFvqUiatubvzj0WZVYV6LUMPL63C-z0UF-pWTAW_0jegME4LhbZfeEHTn574_chSQ5X4jANRwgPRlD7YS2F8&s=1&enc=AZMx0ZhKyXTbvOhEdpHUhueu6Z9GCZ2sfqtygTByrCe7tVBfIeRqX8Egzn3ZXOYC0eHKiEVBXtWQiqaQasTXG29WKKqxi8Am0jEj1_MGkt61gg
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Ring of Fire / Re: Trump has a pen too!
« Last post by JohnB on October 15, 2017, 01:52:41 AM »
it's a can of worms Robert 

Impeachment.

why not? the republicans impeached Bill Clinton for lying to congress about Monica. I think Bill & Monica made
for a lovely couple.


 
kind of odd.. when Bill left office, our national deficit was reduced. And, was projected to be in it's entirely by 2012.
No war. So, may I ask, what happened to our post Cold War dividend? what the fuck did the republicans do to it?
what the fuck did the republicans do to our country?

now, we find ourselves on the shit end of whatever Trump does..  America, now a pariah on the world stage.
we, unsure of ourselves. we, unsure of what tomorrow may bring.

blame.
blame Obama.
blame all.
blame everyone. 
he stands on the bully pulpit, as if a Mussolini.. 
spouting his self proclaimed IQ, yet ignorant of all things of concern. the fires gets closer.
 
yet again, what the fuck did the republicans do to our country?
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