JUST FOR A LAUGH

[Okie_Rob]

Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ?Will you marry me??
The girl said ?NO?

And the guy lived happily ever after?and went fishing, hunting, and drank beer whenever he wanted?

The End

[Martin]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[MLM]

now thats funny  :lol:

[Okie_Rob]

not bashing women....but here is another one...hehe!!

One day, long long ago, there lived a women who,
suprisingly did not whine, nag, and bitch........

But this was a long time ago...and just for one day.....
The End :lol:

[Carl]

That's a great one, Rob!  ROFLMAO!

[Josh Markley]

LMFAO!!!!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[Martin]

I knew there was a reason we had this joke section...I forgot about the one at FB that Vince took ownership of.  hahaha

[Paul Todd]

'iya guy's as a scouser ay thouht yous might enjoy this. thuz is also an Irish,Scotish and cockney translata tew !

So If You Have  Barney Rubble  with the  Twist n twirl China Plate. Rabbit and Pork about it and  Orange Peel pearly gate..

http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.asp

One thought this might be of assistance in helping us understand one an uhthah bettah. whoh said mandaaarin was difficult Jolly good show old bean!Absolutely top hole - I have to say.

[Ed W]

This isnt a joke but it was pretty funny when it happend.

So I had to go downtown and get my affidavit of single status certified by the secretary of state this morning. While coming back I thought i'd stop at Macy's and see about getting a rolling garment bag for my suit. The sale lady was this cute young thing, maybe early 20's i suppose. She's got a nice personality and we're talking about everything under the sun including the bag and while she was showing me this one, she used an example about buying a larger bag so her and her boyfriend, not that she has one, but if she did it would serve them both. So when she says this, a lady who's maybe 10ft behind her raises her head and looks me dead in the face with this shit eaten grin and I almost broke out laughing. It must have sounded like a pickup line or something but I almost couldnt resist laughing.

anyway. not sure how funny this is to everyone but it was pretty damn funny at the time.

[don]

Im still waiting for a profile of a woman that knows how to catch bate, with a photo of her sitting in a new bass boat, with a 12 pack of beer on  the bow  :lol: . Gee, I wonder if they have a visa for the bass boat....

[don]

There once was a man riding the bus with a small box in his lap.  The guy next to him ask what he had in the box.  The guy with the box would not say, so the other man started guessing, flowers, wine, clothing... the guy with the box kept saying no.  Finally in frustration, the curious guy ask what it cost.  The guy with the box says, nothing, I traded my american wife for it.  Now the curious guy just has to see what's in the box, so he pester's the guy with the box so much, he finally opens the box, and there inside is a tiny monkey with a chef's hat on his head. The curious guy looks surprized and says, you traded your wife for that..in disbelief, for god's sake why?  The reply was : because the monkey can cook!  

[Josh Markley]

Has anyone seen this man?

HAHAHAHAHAHA, thats priceless.

[David K]

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When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
 
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
 
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in
just a  few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
 
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening;
Three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at Estate Planning than men.
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[David K]

You can't always get what you want......The Rolling Stones

[David K]

Theres always another way of looking at things  :lol: