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General Discussion and Useful Links => The Campfire => Topic started by: David5o on November 18, 2009, 05:37:25 pm

Title: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: David5o on November 18, 2009, 05:37:25 pm
I thought i'd start a general thread for those posts that don't really fit any of the ongoing or current Threads.....

Maybe this thread can also be used in place of high-jacking other threads, or where a subject has come up in an existing thread, but needs more discussion than is appropriate in that existing thread....

Anyway, let's see if it works......


David......
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Scottish_Rob on November 18, 2009, 06:27:32 pm
briallian Idea mate   ... In fact I do believe that you deserve a rating for this , and I am going to do this  right after I post this :-))

I said somewhere that us brits were intelligent.....lol :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: David5o on November 18, 2009, 07:29:09 pm
RE: My trip to Guangzhou - reloaded


Arnold wrote.....

Thanks David , for the detailing . But , I still would not put myself in that situation to .. have HER choose .. me over her Parent's wishes . That's why I myself payed very close attention to the Parent's of my Wife . I did not want any problem's in that department .

___________________________________________

Arnold,

No-one puts there self in that position intentionally or otherwise, but these things happen. You are still confusing this matter by thinking that if you don't get a parents blessing, then that's the end of the relationship. It's not like that at all, the lady is not choosing the man over her parents, she is just not agreeing with there thoughts on her prospective husband....

Of course their are lot's of variables and each situation is going to be unique, but there is sometimes a situation where the parents will be totally unreasonable in there initial assumptions towards a prospective husband, no-matter how much you try to woo them over. Are you suggesting, that you just give up your lady if that situation arose??  

Remember parents, Chinese or otherwise, are not always going to be right, likewise the daughters are not always going to be right!! That's life i'm afraid, but when you really want something in your life, you fight for it with all you have. So to just give up your future with a woman you love, because you haven't there blessing is a complete cop-out. If that lady loves and wants you enough to be your wife, what is the problem ???

Let's face it, you wouldn't give a seconds thought if the same thing happened in the States with your ladies parents, So why in China is it different, if that lady wants YOU!!??

David....
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Arnold on November 18, 2009, 10:40:18 pm
David , what I'm saying ..is .. I knew about how important the Parent deal was when I started . I won them over after only no more than ten EMF's and from there on I had nothing to worry about . Only concentrate on my Wife . If it would have fallen through then and there , we would have known each other only for what two three weeks ? I could of put a stop on it right there before it progressed any further and someone get's really hurt later , if not both . Rob's Keren is a perfect example , what I did not want to have happen .
I might have move fast , but I was well aware .. what was going on at all time . Thanks to an Honest Translator of course , which I owe a lot of gratitude . We both let her know this , when we met in Guangzhou finally on my last Trip .

So why not get this part out of the way soon before starting anything serious and fight / loose it ?
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: David E on November 19, 2009, 01:54:02 am
Joy !!!!!
Yesterday my local English Food Shoppe got a shipment of Scottish Kippers...so I had them for breakfast...first time in 25 years !!!....such pleasure makes searching for a Chinese wife pale into insignificance :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

Its amazing what little things give pleasure isn't it !!!

For the International Bros who dont know what a Scottish Kipper is, I will leave it to Rob Scotwong to explain :):)

Jeeeez...I hope this thread is REALLY for "this and that"...or somebody gonna blast me !!!!!

DavidE
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Post by: Johnboy on November 19, 2009, 02:24:00 am
Quote from: 'David E' pid='23366' dateline='1258613642'

Joy !!!!!
Yesterday my local English Food Shoppe got a shipment of Scottish Kippers...so I had them for breakfast...first time in 25 years !!!....such pleasure makes searching for a Chinese wife pale into insignificance :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

Its amazing what little things give pleasure isn't it !!!

For the International Bros who dont know what a Scottish Kipper is, I will leave it to Rob Scotwong to explain :):)

Jeeeez...I hope this thread is REALLY for "this and that"...or somebody gonna blast me !!!!!

DavidE


What, you ate the WHOLE shipment of Scottish kippers for breakfast David?  Jeeeez...that's some appetite you've got!  Not only that, but I don't think anyone from here will be blasting you - I think you will be blasting all of us!!!  Kippers can be lethal if you're down-wind.....Haha (heads down boys!):icon_lol: Johnboy:icon_arrowu:
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Scottish_Rob on November 19, 2009, 03:10:28 am
Kippers are Smoked Herring guys...VERY VERY TASTY:icon_cheesygrin:
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: David E on November 19, 2009, 03:20:31 am
Quote from: 'Johnboy' pid='23368' dateline='1258615440'

Quote from: 'David E' pid='23366' dateline='1258613642'

Joy !!!!!
Yesterday my local English Food Shoppe got a shipment of Scottish Kippers...so I had them for breakfast...first time in 25 years !!!....such pleasure makes searching for a Chinese wife pale into insignificance :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

Its amazing what little things give pleasure isn't it !!!

For the International Bros who dont know what a Scottish Kipper is, I will leave it to Rob Scotwong to explain :):)

Jeeeez...I hope this thread is REALLY for "this and that"...or somebody gonna blast me !!!!!

DavidE


What, you ate the WHOLE shipment of Scottish kippers for breakfast David?  Jeeeez...that's some appetite you've got!  Not only that, but I don't think anyone from here will be blasting you - I think you will be blasting all of us!!!  Kippers can be lethal if you're down-wind.....Haha (heads down boys!):icon_lol: Johnboy:icon_arrowu:


Johnboy

Thank you for pointing out my erroneous use of syntax and grammar....39 years in Aus and I get a bit rusty on the Queen's English :):)....but I know you are lurking there to give me a good caning when I stray :):)

So...correction "My English Food Shoppe got a shipment of kippers and I ate ONE for my breakfast "

OK Sir ???

David
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Paul Todd on November 19, 2009, 03:24:01 am
This fits here I think!

Ming Zhi's mother had a fall at home yesterday morning and broke her  humerus [upper arm bone]. Which led us to spend the last two days going through the hospital system here in Baoding. She's in her late seventies and is a tough old soul who always has a smile on her face and food on the table. She grew up and had four children on the planes of Inner Mongolia so I recon she's faced more hardships in life than many of us can even comprehend.
We took her to the nearest hospital  where they gave her a quick examination and x-rayed her arm and shoulder, all within half an hour of walking through the doors. I was impressed, in the UK they try to see you within 4 hours! They said they where going to admit her for a couple of weeks as she needed surgery to set the bone. We where given a ward number and told to take her up there. This was on the 11th floor and the whole floor was divided into 4 bed rooms. They all have TV's but I have to admit they could have done with a damn good clean and a bit of fresh paint.
As with most things I've come across here there is a fantastic community spirit. There where two other ladies already in our assigned room one of which had her two grown up sons with her. When the third lady in the room wanted to get to the loo everybody helped, a wheelchair was found we lifted her into it and  Ming Zhi accompanied her down the corridor. .This was the same for anybody 's needs, everyone just pitches in with good humour. There doesn't seem to be any lack of nurses or doctors either and there's defiantly a lot of new students being taught. I've visited hospitals all over S/E Asia and the Chinese ones are defiantly not the worst by a long way.
There was a food hall downstairs with good cheap food all day so no problems there. I'm not sure if you get free meals,but knowing this place there's probably some system in place to take care of it!
We where told that they would not be able to operate for 3/4 days due to numbers but said if we wanted to take her to another hospital 20 minutes down the road they would do it the following day, after admission. So this morning we did just that, new hospital same routine even the same floor, same 4 bed rooms but much cleaner this time. While they where taking some more x-rays I wandered into the room where they process the "film" and had a good look around, nobody was worried by this at all. A bit like when I went to the dentist and everyone there nurse or patient was free to come over and have a look at what was going on! So tomorrow morning they will operate and then keep her in for a week or so after that for observation. It worries me that she is in her 70's but she's not what you might call fail so I think she will be ok.
The overall impression I got was of a health service that is technically very good. Not understaffed and with dedicated nurses and doctors. The cleanliness of the hospitals does leave a lot to be desired and the risk of infection has to be a real threat?But saying that,I would much rather be in a Chinese hospital than any public hospital in India. They only thing I've heard about the pay to use international hospitals is that you can walk in off the street and have a full MRI scan for 15 pounds, straight away and that was from a guy who did just that.
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Johnboy on November 19, 2009, 03:59:57 am
Joy !!!!!
Yesterday my local English Food Shoppe got a shipment of Scottish Kippers...so I had them for breakfast...first time in 25 years !!!....such pleasure makes searching for a Chinese wife pale into insignificance :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

Its amazing what little things give pleasure isn't it !!!

For the International Bros who dont know what a Scottish Kipper is, I will leave it to Rob Scotwong to explain :):)

Jeeeez...I hope this thread is REALLY for "this and that"...or somebody gonna blast me !!!!!

DavidE
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What, you ate the WHOLE shipment of Scottish kippers for breakfast David?  Jeeeez...that's some appetite you've got!  Not only that, but I don't think anyone from here will be blasting you - I think you will be blasting all of us!!!  Kippers can be lethal if you're down-wind.....Haha (heads down boys!):icon_lol: Johnboy:icon_arrowu:
[/quote]

Johnboy

Thank you for pointing out my erroneous use of syntax and grammar....39 years in Aus and I get a bit rusty on the Queen's English :):)....but I know you are lurking there to give me a good caning when I stray :):)

So...correction "My English Food Shoppe got a shipment of kippers and I ate ONE for my breakfast "

OK Sir ???

David
[/quote]

Ah, David

I only jest with you! And you know that I am a great admirer of your command and use of the English lanquage, as well as your forensic dissertations..........but I could not resist :angel::angel:

Oh, so you only ate one then? Ok, that explains it all:icon_confused:

Johnboy.
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Scottish_Rob on November 19, 2009, 05:31:39 am
Paul  I'm very sorry to hear about your mother in law, :s I really hope she gets better soon...

Pass our regards to Mong Zhi from us all, i'm sure everyone will want to wish her mother a speedy recovery...
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Johnboy on November 19, 2009, 09:32:00 am
Quote
Joy !!!!!
Yesterday my local English Food Shoppe got a shipment of Scottish Kippers...so I had them for breakfast...first time in 25 years !!!....such pleasure makes searching for a Chinese wife pale into insignificance :icon_cheesygrin:

Its amazing what little things give pleasure isn't it !!!

For the International Bros who dont know what a Scottish Kipper is, I will leave it to Rob Scotwong to explain :)

Jeeeez...I hope this thread is REALLY for "this and that"...or somebody gonna blast me !!!!!

DavidE


What, you ate the WHOLE shipment of Scottish kippers for breakfast David?  Jeeeez...that's some appetite you've got!  Not only that, but I don't think anyone from here will be blasting you - I think you will be blasting all of us!!!  Kippers can be lethal if you're down-wind.....Haha (heads down boys!):icon_lol: Johnboy:icon_arrowu:


Johnboy

Thank you for pointing out my erroneous use of syntax and grammar....39 years in Aus and I get a bit rusty on the Queen's English :):)....but I know you are lurking there to give me a good caning when I stray :):)

So...correction "My English Food Shoppe got a shipment of kippers and I ate ONE for my breakfast "

OK Sir ???

David


Ah, David

I only jest with you! You well-know that I am a great admirer of your command and usage of the English language - as well as your forensic and coruscating wit and dissertations.:angel: So, you only ate the ONE kipper for breakfast then? How disappointing, I thought for a moment there that you had set a new Aussie all-comers record for kipper scoffing:icon_biggrin:

Your humble apprentice

Johnboy
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: shaun on November 19, 2009, 09:46:05 am
Paul,

I will pray for surgery to go well and a full and speedy recovery.

Shaun
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Arnold on November 19, 2009, 12:02:09 pm
I also wish her the best and a speedy recovery time . Keep us informed please .
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: ttwjr32 on November 19, 2009, 05:20:37 pm
Sisi and i send our best wishes to your mother in law for
  a quick and speady recovery
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Paul Todd on November 19, 2009, 10:52:23 pm
Thanks for the kind words guys, I've passed them on and they where much appreciated.
 
To give you an update, we where at the the hospital last night when we where called to she the surgeon who was, we thought going to operate this morning. Turns out there is only a small hairline fracture but the major damage is to her shoulder which was dislocated in the fall. Because of her age he did not recommend going ahead with the surgery, which I can understand. Instead he thought that putting her arm and shoulder in a removable plastic cast was the best way to go. After about a month she could start into physiotherapy to get movement back and if that was no good then operating was the next step. So that done we brought her home! The look on her face when we told her this was priceless. She slipped right into gear and  told Ming Zhi to bring the car to the front door. I was orded to carry all the stuff down to the car then come back for her. Ming Zhi's daughter was sent to find a wheelchair and she divided the gifts of fruit and other goodies among the the other patients before we set off. It was good to see her back in action. Now Ming zhi's daughter has moved into mama's house full time to take care of her and we all going to spend as much time as possible round there. Fantastic the way families pull together here!
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: RobertBfrom aust on November 20, 2009, 01:52:31 am
That is terrific news Paul , and like you have said in China the family members look after each other , and is that not the best feeling , regards to all from Ying and Robert .
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: shaun on November 20, 2009, 05:36:03 am
Excellent News Paul.

Shaun
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Post by: JimB on November 20, 2009, 06:19:12 pm
Paul, I too am sorry for her fall.  My mother in law is about the same age.  i agree whole heartedly on the hospitals.  The one my wife works at is not that clean, she complains all of the time about that.  It is difficult to comprehend because they have twenty people just walking around the streets cleaning up but do not have enough help cleaning the hospitals.  Now not all of them are like that.  The hospital my brother in law is at, is an amazing hospital.  i wrote about that in my thread.  They are an Orthopedic hospital mainly, they are recognized as the best in China.  They believe in healing the whole body, not just the part that you cut on.  They have a complete park around their hospital.  With water falls and sitting benches, able to fish in the lake, get boats, everything.  So if I had to go to one, that would be the one I would like to go to.
 By the way, my brother in law wants to come to the US to practice for a year or two.  I told him he needed to go to the VA hospitals, they are crying for Orthopedic surgeons.  I had one who hardly spoke any English and he was from India.  I once had a Vietnamese Dr. who asked me to help him with my file.  That gave me a lot of comfort. LOL My Brother in law at least has a basic knowledge of English and the Medical terms are still in based in Latin in China so he could have a good start.
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Paul Todd on November 21, 2009, 04:17:20 am
One thing I did notice on my down to the x-ray dept with the mother in law  were two treatment rooms,with signs on the doors saying "Clairvoyance dept" I had to stop and just make sure that's what they said !:huh:  I wondered if you go there would someone  look into the future an see the outcome of your treatment?:dodgy: If it looked bad would they be honest an say, well it's a waste of time as your going to die next week anyway so why bother! This really has me beat, any idea's Jim? or am I somehow missing the obvious!
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Post by: David E on November 21, 2009, 04:45:24 am
On a lighter note....

Just finished an important project from the history of the American Railroad System

The photo is of my 1/32 museum scale Berkshire 779 from the New York, Chicago & St.Louis Railroad Co.....the famous "Nickel Plate Road".

The loco is completely to museum scale and is a fully operational steamer with boiler feed pump, operating throttle and reversing, drive wheel lube system ,blow down, cylinder pre-heat , automatic steam oil injectors.............and a whistle !!

It contains 5846 seperate parts and took 10 months to construct.

The Berkshire was the largest, most powerful steamer ever constructed in the USA, and other than the twin engine composite locos was the most powerful single engine in the World. They were made by Lima-Hamilton in Ohio. The 779 was the last of the series built and when she was complete, the Lima-Hamilton Factory was finished building steamers.!!
It had an all up weight of over 350 tons and developed 65,000 lbs of tractive effort....carried 22,000 gallons of water and 22 tons of coal.

THe model weighs in at 84 lbs and is overall 59 inches long. Uses Methanol for fuel...can be coal-fired, but too messy and dangerous in a model of this type.. Boiler pressure operates at 125 psi.

There is not a single piece of plastic...all brass, steel and copper !!!

Nostalgia !!

david
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Post by: JimB on November 21, 2009, 10:14:13 am
Paul, i asked my wife and she says she thinks they meant Psychiatry.  Although you can never tell, they may be researching something.  They truly believe you must heal the whole body, not just the injured part.

David, very impressive.  How is each part held together?  is it by screws, bolts or did you weld?
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: maxx on November 21, 2009, 10:55:11 am
Paul yes I'm thinking the sign you seen was bad English.Probably more like Chinglish.

David that is really cool
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Post by: David E on November 21, 2009, 05:07:38 pm
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Paul, i asked my wife and she says she thinks they meant Psychiatry.  Although you can never tell, they may be researching something.  They truly believe you must heal the whole body, not just the injured part.

David, very impressive.  How is each part held together?  is it by screws, bolts or did you weld?



Jim

Nuts, screws, washers and bolts (sounds like some nutter who was let loose in a Laundry !!!)...plus welding, silver solder and brazing

David
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on November 21, 2009, 08:17:11 pm
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One thing I did notice on my down to the x-ray dept with the mother in law  were two treatment rooms,with signs on the doors saying "Clairvoyance dept" I had to stop and just make sure that's what they said !:huh:  I wondered if you go there would someone  look into the future an see the outcome of your treatment?:dodgy: If it looked bad would they be honest an say, well it's a waste of time as your going to die next week anyway so why bother! This really has me beat, any idea's Jim? or am I somehow missing the obvious!


When I was in Zhuhai they had a deprtment at teh hospital named 'The Easy Clinic'  one doctor dealt with 120 patients a day - Bloody glad I did not have to go to 'The Hard Clinic'

Willy
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: David5o on November 26, 2009, 05:25:42 pm
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO READ THIS


LETTER TO THE EDITOR ~

EVER NOTICE HOW SOME PEOPLE JUST SEEM TO  KNOW HOW TO WRITE A LETTER? ....THIS ONE SURE DOES!    
 
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A CANADIAN WOMAN, BUT OH HOW IT ALSO APPLIES TO THE U.S., U.K. AND AUSTRALIA....
 
   
THIS ONE PACKS A FIRM PUNCH_
   
HERE IS A WOMAN WHO SHOULD RUN FOR PRIME MINISTER!
   
 
WRITTEN BY A HOUSEWIFE IN NEW BRUNSWICK, TO HER LOCAL NEWSPAPER THIS IS ONE TICKED OFF LADY.
 
'ARE WE FIGHTING A WAR ON TERROR OR AREN'T WE? WAS IT OR WAS IT NOT STARTED BY ISLAMIC PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT IT TO OUR SHORES ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 AND HAVE CONTINUALLY THREATENED TO DO SO EVER SINCE?
   
 
WERE PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, NOT BRUTALLY MURDERED THAT DAY, IN DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN , ACROSS THE POTOMAC FROM THE CAPITOL OF THE USA AND IN A FIELD IN PENNSYLVANIA ?
   
 
DID NOT NEARLY THREE THOUSAND MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN DIE A HORRIBLE, BURNING OR CRUSHING DEATH THAT DAY, OR DIDN'T THEY?
   
 
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO CARE THAT A FEW TALIBAN WERE CLAIMING TO BE TORTURED BY A JUSTICE SYSTEM OF THE NATION THEY COME FROM AND ARE FIGHTING AGAINST IN A BRUTAL INSURGENCY.
 
I'LL START CARING WHEN OSAMA BIN LADEN TURNS HIMSELF IN AND REPENTS FOR INCINERATING ALL THOSE INNOCENT PEOPLE ON 9/11.
   
I'LL CARE ABOUT THE KORAN WHEN THE FANATICS IN THE MIDDLE EAST START CARING ABOUT THE HOLY BIBLE, THE MERE BELIEF OF WHICH IS A  CRIME PUNISHABLE BY BEHEADING IN AFGHANISTAN ...
 
I'LL CARE WHEN THESE THUGS TELL THE WORLD THEY ARE SORRY FOR
HACKING OFF NICK BERG'S HEAD WHILE BERG SCREAMED THROUGH HIS GURGLING SLASHED THROAT.
 
I'LL CARE WHEN THE COWARDLY SO-CALLED 'INSURGENTS' IN
AFGHANISTAN COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE MEN INSTEAD OF DISRESPECTING THEIR OWN RELIGION BY HIDING IN MOSQUES AND BEHIND WOMEN AND CHILDREN.
   
 I'LL CARE WHEN THE MINDLESS ZEALOTS WHO BLOWS THEMSELVES UP IN SEARCH OF NIRVANA CARE ABOUT THE INNOCENT CHILDREN WITHIN RANGE OF THEIR SUICIDE BOMBS.
 
I'LL CARE WHEN THE CANADIAN MEDIA STOPS PRETENDING THAT THEIR
FREEDOM OF SPEECH ON STORIES IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE LIVES OF THE SOLDIERS ON THE GROUND OR THEIR FAMILIES WAITING AT HOME TO HEAR ABOUT THEM WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS.  IN THE MEANTIME, WHEN I HEAR A STORY ABOUT A CANADIAN SOLDIER ROUGHING UP AN INSURGENT TERRORIST TO OBTAIN INFORMATION, KNOW THIS: ....I DON'T CARE.

WHEN I SEE A WOUNDED TERRORIST GET SHOT IN THE HEAD WHEN HE IS TOLD NOT TO MOVE BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE BOOBY-TRAPPED, YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE BANK: ....I DON'T CARE.

WHEN I HEAR THAT A PRISONER, WHO WAS ISSUED A KORAN AND A PRAYER MAT, AND 'FED SPECIAL' FOOD THAT IS PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS, IS COMPLAINING THAT HIS HOLY BOOK IS BEING 'MISHANDLED,' YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART OF HEARTS: .....I DON'T CARE.

And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled
'Koran' and other times 'Quran.' Well, Jimmy go Crack Corn you, guessed it, ...I DON'T CARE!!

IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS VIEWPOINT, PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR E-MAIL FRIENDS.  SOONER OR LATER, IT'LL GET TO THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS RIDICULOUS BEHAVIOR!
 
IF YOU DON'T AGREE, THEN BY ALL MEANS HIT THE DELETE BUTTON.
SHOULD YOU CHOOSE THE LATTER, THEN PLEASE DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN MORE
ATROCITIES COMMITTED BY RADICAL MUSLIMS HAPPEN HERE IN OUR GREAT COUNTRY!  AND MAY I ADD:

'SOME PEOPLE SPEND AN ENTIRE LIFETIME WONDERING IF THEY MADE A DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD. BUT, THE SOLDIERS DON'T HAVE THAT
PROBLEM.'
I HAVE ANOTHER QUOTE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO ADD, AND.......I HOPE
YOU FORWARD ALL THIS._
 
NOW FOR THAT ONE LAST THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
 
ONLY FIVE DEFINING FORCES HAVE EVER OFFERED TO DIE FOR YOU:
   
   1. JESUS CHRIST
 
   2. THE BRITISH SOLDIER.
 
   3. THE CANADIAN SOLDIER.
 
   4. THE US SOLDIER, AND
 
   5. THE AUSTRALIAN SOLDIER
 
ONE DIED FOR YOUR SOUL, THE OTHER 4 FOR YOUR FREEDOM.
 
YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET ALL OF
THEM.
 
  AMEN! .......
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Post by: David E on November 26, 2009, 06:05:22 pm
The whole Western World feels like that....except for a few Loonies, Lawyers, and most Politicians !!!

I dont care either.............................If they want to play hard ball...it cuts both ways !!!

Australian Politicians are letting these people come here, illegally in "refugee" boats from Indonesia...they get visas almost immediately, and all the Social Services money gets thrown at them.

But for a genuine and serious Guy who wants to legally bring his legal wife here from China (or anywhere else), they have to go through a mind numbing bullshit paper war and wait up to 12 months

Has the World gone crazy or what ??

DavidE
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on November 27, 2009, 05:31:08 am
Havn't got a view on this line but just wanted to remove 666 from my postings.:angel::angel::angel:

Willy
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Paul Todd on December 03, 2009, 03:11:03 am
David50
I'm afraid I don't agree with this viewpoint at all and I choose my words carefully when saying that I belive this forum is not the place to promote such idea's. I do however respect your opinion.

Just to lighten the mood here after that! This guy is just delivering the mail http://v.blog.sohu.com/u/pw/256722#n1_v1
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on December 03, 2009, 03:38:17 am
On Monday I arrived back here after a short trip to London. I was minding my own business when I was directed into a special establishment that I had not been to for some years.
There in a darkened room I was subjected to various ignominies and made to perform different functions whilst there was three, yes three women all of whom were given me various commands.
You guessed it!   I was in a Opticians in downtown Zhongshan.
Have your eyes tested in China when none of the examiners can speak English is a great experience and my Chinese cut no ice with them at all.
No BIG English letters to read out – we found one that looked like an ’E’ and the main part of the test ended up with me pointing a finger depending on which ways the prongs of the  E was facing.   We did this in various sizes of course.
All the other tests normally carried out when in the UK went by the board and after about twenty minutes deciding on frames I was ask the important question.  Did I want lens that were made in China or those made in Hong Kong.  
As there was a difference of 100 rmb in price between the two choices I settled on the HK ones.  Well I had noticed that the sales lady had a slanted looked behind her spectacles and she had said hers was Chinese. So as I did not want my eyes to look slanted I took the second choice.   But there again the other two ladies also had a slanted look and they did not wear glasses!!!!
I collected the glasses today after only a gap of one day.  For a total price of 350 RMB I have actually got glasses that I can see kerb lines with and  I do not have to work with my nose to the computer screen .
That is less than £35 , money well spent and what’s more I got to choose my own choice of spectacles case.

Willy (who now gets a clearer view of the women)
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Post by: Paul Todd on December 03, 2009, 03:58:04 am
Talk about good timing Willy I'm off to the opticians later this week and I was wondering how it was going to work. Haha should have guessed they would sort of make it up as they went along! such practical people!  I'll lookout for that letter E! Thanks for the tip!:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: shaun on December 03, 2009, 04:55:28 am
Quote from: 'Willy The Londoner' pid='23648' dateline='1258852631'

Quote from: 'Paul Todd' pid='23566' dateline='1258795040'




When I was in Zhuhai they had a deprtment at teh hospital named 'The Easy Clinic'  one doctor dealt with 120 patients a day - Bloody glad I did not have to go to 'The Hard Clinic'

Willy

Willy,

I guess this means that the effects of the high dosage Viagra has peaked so to speak and the point has begun to diminish dramatically.  So rather than "The Hard Clinic" one should look for "The Relaxed Clinic."

I do wonder though if reducing the mega doses of Viagra doesn't cause one to loose their minds a little.  Willy you mention that you are "Bloody glad that I did not have to go to "The Hard Clinic.""

Your approach to being on or off the drug seems a bit dramatic.

Shaun
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Post by: Neil on December 03, 2009, 05:40:33 pm
We had a visitor at work today: [attachment=1107]

He would fit in 2 hands.  He was pretty sleepy and only opened his eyes when we got close enough to touch him.
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Post by: David5o on December 03, 2009, 05:49:08 pm
Of course he's sleepy, the poor sod has been up all night hunting for his grub....

David....
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Post by: David K on December 07, 2009, 03:10:41 pm
CAUGHT "RED HANDED "

from
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8400222.stm

A Chinese woman managed to enter Japan illegally by having plastic surgery to alter her fingerprints, thus fooling immigration controls, police claim.

Lin Rong, 27, had previously been deported from Japan for overstaying her visa. She was only discovered when she was arrested on separate charges.

Tokyo police said she had paid $15,000 (£9,000) to have the surgery in China.

It is Japan's first case of alleged biometric fraud, but police believe the practice may be widespread.

Japanese police suspect Chinese brokers of taking huge sums to modify fingerprints surgically.

Local media reports said Ms Lin had undergone surgery to swap the fingerprints from her right and left hands.

Skin patches on her thumbs and index fingers were removed and then re-grafted on to the matching digits of the opposite hand.

Japanese newspapers said police had noticed that Ms Lin's fingers had unnatural scars when she was arrested last month for allegedly faking a marriage to a Japanese man.

The apparent ability of illegal migration networks to break through hi-tech controls suggests that other countries who fingerprint visitors could be equally vulnerable - not least the United States, according to BBC Asia analyst Andre Vornic.
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Post by: Paul Todd on December 12, 2009, 02:03:35 am
From a womans forum on the gzdanial site:

I am a girl  and I had my profile posted through an this agency on Chnlove, a website said to be professional in Chinese dating and marriage. I did receive several notes expressing admiration and started communicating with several of them. I have a full-time job and also have to pay for the housing mortgage. Last month, I caught a bad cold and could not reply one letter in time. To my great astonishment, the man complained me and the agency which submitted my profile and doubted my authenticity and sincerity. Later on, he even put me into his block list, which made me feel quite disappointed and angry. I am only a girl, I have my own career and I have to pay for the housing mortgage. I always feel tired and that's why I want to find a soul mate who can comfort me and with whom I can share my happiness and sadness. But the man didn't believe me at all.
What's wrong with men these days?
One more thing. He asked me for my e-mail address and my phone number, but I insisted that I would only give them to him after we had a better mutual understanding. Is that the reason why he doubted me? Am I wrong?
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Post by: ttwjr32 on December 12, 2009, 04:34:19 am
Paul what site did you get this writing?
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on December 12, 2009, 05:15:21 am
That is exactly what is wrong with the NON BELIEVERS mate...ANYTHING could be wrong with the ladies for them not to give their info to us, and the scaremongers always mention 'NOT REAL', or 'SCAM'.  This annoys me somewhat:huh:
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Post by: Paul Todd on December 12, 2009, 05:50:25 am
Rob, well said my friend, I totaly agree,These lady's have there own busy lives to run and we would do well to remember that.
Ted, It was from one of the agency websites, but this one is even better then the gzdaniel page.  "Singles Club of China & America" in Guangzhou http://www.xxingclub.com/  Top right of the page is a button to translate it into English. Very interesting to see the other side of the story!
I've just used this link and the said translation button and you get a very slimmed down site. If you use this http://translate.google.cn/translate?hl=zh-CN&sl=zh-CN&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.xxingclub.com%2F then it gets much more interesting, like it's a completely different web site!
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Post by: Rhonald on December 12, 2009, 12:23:55 pm
I have written my thread about "On De Fence of EMF's" and have to admit that one downside can lead to seeing ghost in the shadows. Until you actually meet your girl for real it, as many members have stated, is wise to keep our emotions restrained. But the actuall proceses of crafting beautiful love letters requires an emotional investment. Thus a minor precieved set back can revibrate into our soul and dampen our rational side.

I had after 3 months of writing, and just as the agency closed for the weekend, my lady's response to my latest letter. 1/3rd through reading the letter my name had changed to another man's name :huh: . This name was used a few more times before the conclusion when my name ended the letter. That weekend was a very low point and being out of touch for 24 hours played on my imagination. Also that weekend my ex side of the family attendended a social function I had many times gone to, but this time I was excluded. Being all alone in a house feeling emotionaly down: no wonder the silence echoed deep dark thoughts.

I was at a critical moment when the hounds of hell were barking scammed. I often wonder that if this form was availble back then, would my keyboard be tapping tears of despair. This was one time that Maxx's 24 hour rule was a greater hinderance for me. I think his rule becomes golden when it is us deciding to use it, then having it being forced upon us. The POWER of deciding gives us a little sense of control when at a time our emotions might cause the wrong response.
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Post by: shaun on December 12, 2009, 10:12:00 pm
Guys,

Taking offence because she was late and crying scam is wrong.  But when one has issue after issue after issue then there is a point when he has to draw a line and say no more.  Drawing where that line should be is difficult because each relationship and each issue is different.  The sad thing is that it is in general not the woman but the agency that is the cause of the problems and they are messing with two people as evidenced by the site found by Paul.

I have often wondered about how Pinky is and what her thoughts were when I gave up.  I wonder what was told to her.  I wish there was a way to find out.

Shaun
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Post by: rockycoon on December 13, 2009, 12:13:09 am
Quote from: 'David E' pid='23568' dateline='1258796724'

On a lighter note....

Just finished an important project from the history of the American Railroad System

The photo is of my 1/32 museum scale Berkshire 779 from the New York, Chicago & St.Louis Railroad Co.....the famous "Nickel Plate Road".

The loco is completely to museum scale and is a fully operational steamer with boiler feed pump, operating throttle and reversing, drive wheel lube system ,blow down, cylinder pre-heat , automatic steam oil injectors.............and a whistle !!

It contains 5846 seperate parts and took 10 months to construct.

The Berkshire was the largest, most powerful steamer ever constructed in the USA, and other than the twin engine composite locos was the most powerful single engine in the World. They were made by Lima-Hamilton in Ohio. The 779 was the last of the series built and when she was complete, the Lima-Hamilton Factory was finished building steamers.!!
It had an all up weight of over 350 tons and developed 65,000 lbs of tractive effort....carried 22,000 gallons of water and 22 tons of coal.

THe model weighs in at 84 lbs and is overall 59 inches long. Uses Methanol for fuel...can be coal-fired, but too messy and dangerous in a model of this type.. Boiler pressure operates at 125 psi.

There is not a single piece of plastic...all brass, steel and copper !!!

Nostalgia !!

david


WOW, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL, WHAT A PROJECT, WHAT DETAIL. CONGRADULATIONS !!!
I tried to click on those sites, even though they came up and were in chinese, I tried the english conversion and got the pictures on
the chinese version, but when switched to english, everything was just boxes all over.  How do I cure this?
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Post by: David E on December 13, 2009, 03:28:42 am
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='25409' dateline='1260681189'


WOW, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL, WHAT A PROJECT, WHAT DETAIL. CONGRADULATIONS !!!



Rocky

If you liked the Model Berkshire Steam Engine, then you might also like my latest project (photo herewith)

It is a fully functional model helicopter...weighs22 pounds and has a main rotor span of 84 inches

It is powered by a very recent development in the model engineering world...a miniature gas turbine engine...just like the ones used on all commercial and military jets, but of course, much smaller !!!

The engine runs at 123,000 revs/min flat out and idles at 55,000 revs !!

The engine has full authority digital computer management to control and monitor revs, thrust, jet-pipe temp and any "fail-safe situations"

It generates about 30 pounds thrust at max. and there are home-made transfer gearboxes to drive the main rotor head and the tail rotor at 2000 and 6000 revs respectively.

It is a very complex beast and we have just done the first flights, the site, sound and smell are awesome and it is a lot of fun !!)

David
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Post by: Neil on December 13, 2009, 03:43:23 am
Quote from: 'shaun' pid='25401' dateline='1260673920'

Guys,

Taking offence because she was late and crying scam is wrong.  But when one has issue after issue after issue then there is a point when he has to draw a line and say no more.  Drawing where that line should be is difficult because each relationship and each issue is different.  The sad thing is that it is in general not the woman but the agency that is the cause of the problems and they are messing with two people as evidenced by the site found by Paul.

I have often wondered about how Pinky is and what her thoughts were when I gave up.  I wonder what was told to her.  I wish there was a way to find out.

Shaun


You're right.  It's a difficult like to draw because it's sometimes such a fragile relationship and we've invested a lot of time and effort and money into it.  It takes a strong man to stand up and say enough is enough, but it's important to be sure and not just overreacting or misjudging.
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Post by: rockycoon on December 14, 2009, 02:24:41 am
My god don't drop that thing, the engine alone must have cost a fortune.  Have you flown it?  you must have a computer console just
to operate it. Super excellent !!
By the way, this has nothing to do with china at all, but thought I would ask anyway, with so many professionals out there, someone
has an answer perhaps..

This has to do with flat screen TV's.  Plasma to be exact,  What in heck is the difference between the Hertz value on those tv's.  Some say 750 hz while others are at 150 hz.  Anyone know the answer to this?
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Post by: shaun on December 14, 2009, 05:02:40 am
Don,

I think it has something to do with a clearer image.  Instead of using pixels like more people understand they decided to use Hz to confuse every one.

I was listening to Kim Komando on the radio Saturday and she was describing how all that works.  You might go out to www.komando.com.  I think she said she would put the info up on her site.

Shaun
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Post by: David5o on December 14, 2009, 11:14:53 am
This is a part of an email i received from Lucy's dad today. ....Food for thought!!


Hi Dave,

Please have a look at this picture. What does it mean? hahaa
On a past weekend, many young people took part in a civil service exam. About 8 millions participants took part in the exam. They applied for 15,000 positions offered by the government. That is 8,000,000: 15,000. you can see how serious the situation of the employment is here right now. very pleased i'm now retired. Will be talking to you very soon,

Chong Lui

[attachment=1162]
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Post by: rockycoon on December 14, 2009, 11:58:30 am
Boy that is a lot of unemployed people, I'd hate trying to back out of my parking place right about then.
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Post by: shaun on December 14, 2009, 01:33:03 pm
Don,

The picture is a lot like smaller cities in China. 6 million people.  It is a small crowd. Or it could be the express entrance lane. :icon_cheesygrin:

Shaun
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Post by: David5o on December 14, 2009, 04:09:25 pm
The 8,000,000 was accross the whole country obviously, the photo was just a small group of that total,  in one particular city..... but was totally made up of those young participants eager to grab one of those 15,000 jobs that were available!!!

David....
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Post by: David E on December 14, 2009, 06:15:27 pm
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='25490' dateline='1260775481'

My god don't drop that thing, the engine alone must have cost a fortune.  Have you flown it?  you must have a computer console just
to operate it. Super excellent !!



Yep...she flys very well...here is a photo of the prototype doing a low pass at about 90 MPH

Flys with 14 channel radio control...that is, we can control up to 14 functions simultaneously..........tricky stuff !!!

David
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Post by: rockycoon on December 14, 2009, 10:16:36 pm
Is that a carb air cleaner I see?
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Post by: David E on December 15, 2009, 02:51:53 am
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='25563' dateline='1260846996'

Is that a carb air cleaner I see?


Yep, it is a standard air filter from the carb of a chain saw. We thought we should put one on to avoid FOD damage from bits of grass, sand etc. Later on we realised that these little turbines can eat most small stuff without exploding !!, so we dispensed with it. The only thing they dont like is very high external temperatures, it plays havoc with the air/kero ratio in the compressor stage and the power output drops severely. Gets full power in crisp, cool mornings...but not many of them in Perth !!

David
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on December 16, 2009, 08:46:44 am
Not sure if I was seeing things or not.  Was trying to get logged onto the forum on my PC which i had tio have the hard drive cleared.  And the forum front page was all Christmassy and glittery.  I could not remember my sign upname or password so could go no further.  I go back to my laptop and when I get on to here I find no Christmas glitz!!!

Willy
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on December 17, 2009, 12:41:06 am
Quote from: 'Vince G' pid='25650' dateline='1260977202'

I don't know? I know the christmas theme is there but when I come on I get my default theme (Chnlove).


I lost everything on my PC and have reloaded it.  But then I cannot remember my log in name nor my password so cannot get in on the PC.

The laptop sends me straight to the default page.  

Willy
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Post by: Paul Todd on December 24, 2009, 12:40:46 am
Willy mentioned in another thread about the possibility of getting your lady into the EU via a Lithuania visa and then travelling onto Europe that way. I came across this site offering legal EU-residency status from Estonian!  http://eu-residency.com/ Looks like you have to "invest" 16,000 Euro in a company their and your in! Don't know how legit this is and I'm not looking to do it, but it interesting non the less.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on December 24, 2009, 04:11:55 am
That sounds plausible Paul now that Estonia are part of the EU.  If anyone travels to any EU country other than UK with their Chinese wives then remember that she wil lbe able to travel unhindered through any country in the EU  until she gets to UK territory then she will only be admitted if accompanied by you until she gets leave to remain in UK.

Willy
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Post by: rockycoon on December 24, 2009, 11:50:36 pm
In that case, I'd invest the money, bring my wife to Estonia (wherever that is) and live there with her.  Sounds like their pretty loose there. What do they do in estonia anyway?
Just wondering, if anyone on here has ever had laser treatment to their eye's for correcting vision?
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on December 25, 2009, 04:47:45 am
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='26398' dateline='1261716636'

In that case, I'd invest the money, bring my wife to Estonia (wherever that is) and live there with her.  Sounds like their pretty loose there. What do they do in estonia anyway?

Just wondering, if anyone on here has ever had laser treatment to their eye's for correcting vision?


They spend all their time trying to find a way out of it!!!!!LOL

As for the laser treatment - I would rather stay as I am - corrected vision may make me realise I have made another mistake in my choice of lady!!!!

Willy
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Post by: David5o on December 25, 2009, 04:56:32 am
Right now, Lucy is cooking our Christmas Dinner. Like the last 2 Xmas's, it's going to be a ''Chinglish'' affair More Chinese than English this time as were also going to a Traditional late Xmas dinner with friends tonight.... So yes we are having Turkey, but Turkey breast joint rather than a whole Turkey. Roast potato's, a chicken noodle dish, a veggie beansprout dish, and a couple of other dishes that i haven't quite made out yet, ...she tells me it's a surprise!! But it looks as though there are dumplings involved, so they'll be meat, as i'm not too keen on the veggie ones. ....hahaha!!  This all suits me fine, as i'm not much of a one for sticking to traditional food fare at anytime of year.... But i do like my leftover turkey or chicken sandwiches after Xmas. ...Maybe even more than the Xmas Dinner itself haha!!!

Enjoy your Christmas Dinner folks, ...wherever you may be!!  Especially if your with the lady
you LOVE, .....It sure does make all the difference, ...and ''You Can Take That To The Bank!!''

David.....
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Post by: Irishman on December 25, 2009, 11:07:46 am
David that sounds like heaven to me!, the best of both worlds, I hope next Christmas to have something exactly like that!
Hope you are having a wonderful day.
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Post by: rockycoon on December 25, 2009, 02:11:28 pm
I would think that in china, there are a lot of dogs that are given a good home about now...haha
But the dumplings sound great! I've been studying on making them.  First attempt was a total failure, even after watching the dumpling queen make them.  I'll get the knack one of these days.  That was sausage that you put in them right?  Wonder if they make them with hamburger.
Willy, just tie a big red ribbon around her butt and have a merry xmas, although I don't think she'll enjoy sitting under the tree all night waiting for you to quit snoring and come down and open your presents....lol

Do chinese women snore when they sleep? I wonder about that, cause I snore like the union pacific passing in the night...haha
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Post by: Cam on December 26, 2009, 03:15:23 am
I couldn't believe my eyes the other day, went for a walk down one of those little laneways in Nanning where all the locals shop, you can buy anything food wise in this one, anyhow I was looking at this stall holders meat that he had hanging from a rack and couldn't work out if it was lamb or goat because the tail was really long, then I realised it was dog, so yes a few (bits) of dog will be going to good homes, and he was quite busy too, when I got closer to take some pictures of fido's skinned head bearing all it's teeth he was very proud that he knew the English word for dog and kept yelling dog dog dog to me haha. I guess it's all meat at the end of the day but nothing like the massive cat sized rats they were selling in FengHua? in HuNan when I was there a few months ago.
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Post by: ttwjr32 on December 26, 2009, 08:48:42 am
cam- i think i will pass on those dishes hahaha
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Post by: shaun on December 26, 2009, 09:09:51 am
Why would anyone want to eat an animal that spends a lot of time in life licking their private parts?
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Post by: Cam on December 26, 2009, 11:41:51 am
Don't tell me you wouldn't if you could Shaun, I went through another lane tonight, actually had roast dogs hanging in this one and big chunks of crocodile but the weirdest dish I saw them cooking was these tiny birds the size of canaries, god only knows how they de feather them but I felt like asking how much they were each & buying a cage full & letting them go, must have been 50 to the size of your average canary cage, poor little buggers.
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Post by: shaun on December 26, 2009, 06:29:36 pm
Nope, I would not.  I wouldn't eat fish for almost the same reason.  I won't eat fish because they fornicate in water.
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Post by: Cam on December 26, 2009, 10:30:03 pm
Really? Is it the eating of the flesh or would you never be with/kiss a woman who has had oral sex? Just curious.....no need to answer.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on December 26, 2009, 10:50:24 pm
Quote from: 'Cam' pid='26495' dateline='1261884603'

Really? Is it the eating of the flesh or would you never be with/kiss a woman who has had oral sex? Just curious.....no need to answer.


Just curious Cam.  Is oral sex just talking about it or what???:angel:

Willy
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Post by: shaun on December 26, 2009, 11:05:57 pm
Now, you wouldn't ever eat the..... :icon_eek::dodgy::blush:  Never mind. :blush: The fish story is an old joke. :icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: rockycoon on December 29, 2009, 12:38:10 am
Only if she swallowed first....lol
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Post by: Martin on December 29, 2009, 02:21:14 am
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/091228/oddities/china_road_women_offbeat  This is an interesting news story.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on December 29, 2009, 02:43:54 am
Quote from: 'Martin' pid='26647' dateline='1262071274'

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/091228/oddities/china_road_women_offbeat  This is an interesting news story.


I could read that one and it got me thinking.

When I eventually drive up there it will be on with the stilettos, tight  skirt and my favourite wig and for that I get extra width!!!!!  

Beats all those crappy emails offering the same:icon_cheesygrin:

Willy
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Post by: shaun on December 29, 2009, 08:22:09 am
Yes Willy, but do you have the walk to carry it off?
And the tight skirt?  Oh Willy the horrible images I am getting.
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Post by: David5o on January 01, 2010, 01:20:11 pm
Sent in an email to me today, from a friend that has just made an epic life change.  A life change that will enrich and sustain him for the rest of his life!!

The Spirit of An Eagle


"If you focus on results, you will never change.
If you focus on change, you will get results"

The eagle has the longest lifespan among birds....

It can live upto 70 years....
But to reach that age it must make a hard decision

In it's late 40's.....
It's long and flexible talons can no longer grasp it's prey
which serves as food.

It's long and sharp beak becomes bent....
It's old aged and heavy wings, due to the thick feathers,
become stuck to it's chest and becomes difficult to fly....

The process requires that he fly to a mountain top and sit on it's nest...
There the eagle knocks it's beak on a rock, until it plucks/falls out.
After plucking it out, it will wait for a new beak to grow back , then it
will pluck out it's talon's....

When it's new talons have grown back, the eagle will pluck out it's old aged
feathers.
After 5 long months, the eagle takes it's famous flight of ''Rebirth''
and lives for another 30 more years....


Why Is Change Needed??

Many times in order to survive we have to start a change process.

We sometimes need to get rid of old memories, habits and other past habits.

Only freed from past burdens, can we take advantage of the present.

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, Not by what life brings to us, but by the attitude we bring to life.
A positive attitude causes a chain - reaction of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes.
It is a catalyst, a spark that creates extraordinary results.
So let's focus on changing ourselves first !!
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Post by: rockycoon on January 01, 2010, 04:06:09 pm
With willy's luck, he will get all dressed up and get his car parked, only to find that he has parked at a GAY convention center and may get more than just a parking spot....lol lol
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Post by: Paul Todd on January 01, 2010, 11:19:25 pm
The report said the floors were 7.9 mm thick:-
[attachment=1226]

It's from a new build in Shanghai.
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Post by: David5o on January 02, 2010, 07:55:16 am
Paul Todd,

I think someone is kinda exaggerating just a little here, i can believe 7.9cm!! ...haha!!  It doesn't however look like the floors have collapsed, so i would imagine it's failure has a lot  more to do with foundations, steelwork (re-bar) and columns, and probably a totally  inappropriate concrete mix (strength)...

I would hate to be living in any of the other blocks there, it kinda doesn't give you a sense of safety/security somehow!!! I guess the main contractor is in a whole heap of crap right now, along with the local authorities building inspectors etc!!  

David....
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 02, 2010, 09:02:33 am
Quote from: 'David5o' pid='27061' dateline='1262436916'

Paul Todd,

I think someone is kinda exaggerating just a little here, i can believe 7.9cm!! ...haha!!  It doesn't however look like the floors have collapsed, so i would imagine it's failure has a lot  more to do with foundations, steelwork (re-bar) and columns, and probably a totally  inappropriate concrete mix (strength)...
David....


Saw a report on TV. The foundations were to blame they say.  No one was living in the block and they knew there was problems with it,   Only one person was missing and he was a workman who went back to get his tools after they were all told to evacuate the building.

Note they built the blocks just far apart enough to avoid a domino effect.

Willy
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Post by: David5o on January 02, 2010, 09:49:04 am
Willy,

You can bet your socks, that when that building came crashing down, it didn't do the adjacent block structure and foundations any good at all, especially if they were already weak!!!

So even if the other block wasn't actually hit, the damage is done, just not as visibly
as you would imagine. I bet if you took a careful look around that other building, you would see the tell-tale signs of structural damage and weakness, especially at the lower parts of the columns.....

David.....
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Post by: mustfocus on January 02, 2010, 11:51:37 am
I'm not in the construction business, but don't you need a basement/foundation?  It looks like it was built on top of the dirt with only a few bars to hold it in place...A house I can understand...but no basement means a good sneeze will bring the place down...unless there's something I'm missing.
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Post by: David5o on January 02, 2010, 01:44:42 pm
Having taken a closer look at the above photo, unless the camera lens is distorting the image, it looks suspiciously like the next building along is leaning/bulging out towards the river. Maybe they will knock that one down before it falls down too!!!

Musfocus,

Depends on the building construction, but you don't need a basement, ...you do need a foundation. That foundation can be deep piled foundations at the column points. It looks as though that area where the building once stood has been churned up some, to the extent you can't see anything. So your guess is as good as anyone else's, as to what method was actually utilised. What i did notice is that the fallen building has more floors than the adjacent building, (3 floors more). So maybe they added floors without upgrading/checking the structural requirements. That's a favourite thing to do in Asia, i can think of two instances where that happened, one brought down a complete multi-storey superstore in South Korea, killing hundreds in the process....

One thing is for sure, China has a very long way to go to improve it's building regulations.
I doubt if any of these new high rise blocks being constructed by Chinese construction companies will withstand mild earthquakes let alone medium to strong quakes. They just want to cut corners and costs at every turn, and there's just no-one to stop them.
It'll come eventually, but not before a few of those high rise buildings come crashing down with the obvious resultant loss of life....

David
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Post by: mustfocus on January 02, 2010, 04:43:35 pm
Vince and David,

Let's assume those metal poles are being used for the foundation... They still doesn't look like they could be strong enough...there could be more, but still...

This kinda reminds me of the earthquakes that hit Taiwan in the 90's.  After the inspections, it was revealed that many of the steel bars they used for the infrastructure were replaced with really wound up tight rolls of newspaper...
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Post by: ttwjr32 on January 02, 2010, 07:27:18 pm
and only 1 person hurt?
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Post by: David5o on January 02, 2010, 07:40:06 pm
The more i look at that photo shot, the more questions i ask.... The floor slab seems to still be attached to the fallen structure, which would indicate the slab was built sitting over a series of Concrete filled pilings or the like. But then the slab doesn't look man enough for this sized building
If those are PVC pipes, then there a pretty big dia and seem to be going into the ground a good few metres, and i doubt if they would still be sticking out so straight, ...so again confusing!!!

The toppled building and the next one to it, may well be different, but we can't see that for sure, as the buildings are built facing each other. We can only see the backs and one side of one pair of buildings and the front and other side of the other pair...
Are there no Civil/Structural Engineers here, that can shed any light on the failure?? haha!!! I think i'll send this photo to a Civil Structural Engineer that i know, and see what he has to say!!  lol!!

One thing i can say for sure, i wouldn't fancy living in any of the other blocks that are still standing, ....that's for sure!!!

David.....
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Post by: Paul Todd on January 02, 2010, 09:54:04 pm
The building at Shanghai's "Lotus Riverside" apartment complex toppled over almost intact, killing one worker. The developers had sold 489 of the 629 flats in the 13-storey building, and owners of the flats are now demanding refunds or compensation. The building, one of 11 in a wider project, fell over early on Saturday when pillars that were supposed to be buried deep under the earth were uprooted. The China Daily newspaper showed tearful owners gathering for talks about taking collective action against the developer, and owners of flats in nearby buildings also expressed fears for their safety. Commentators in the Chinese press have noted the project's riverside location, the rise in water levels and potentially unstable piles of mud near to the collapsed building. Looks like they where putting in an underground garage too!:-/
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Post by: rockycoon on January 02, 2010, 10:43:33 pm
Ok guys I'm not trying to be a know-it-all, but I've been in construction for 47 years plus.  I have built buildings like this and fortuantly they are still standing.  Let me throw my 2 cents worth in for a moment.

1. I've never trusted engineers, looks good on paper, but in the field we have to correct everything....LoL  sorry guys if you an engneer....LOL
2. when they did the dirt work, they didn't level it correctly.
3. They neglected to compact the soil on the project or did not compact to 94% or better
4. On the foundation it's called "footings" and they didn't dig the footings deep enough or wide enough.
5. The rebar is too small, should be 2" or better for footings (from the pictures you provided" with that height.
6. The foundation which sits on top of the footings was two small and not rebared enough and also wrong size.
7. The cement was sub-standard "not too much sand" but rather bad concrete mix with very little concrete and not enough rock in the
    mix.  could be any number of things with the concrete mix they used. Drying to quickly will also make concrete crumbley.  The chinese
    also buy concrete from the US because they don't have very good concrete there. had to be the cheap local stuff...
8. Floors that are 7 millimeters are way too thin, like walking on paper, a floor has a metal underlayment and at least 4" of concrete.
 
agian this is just from the pictures and what you have said.  By the way, chinese wallboard (sheetrock) is banned in the US, as it is so sub-standard and won't pass inspection.  Although they ship it in, make sure you get american sheetrock, contractors will buy chinese sheetrock to cut costs, but if the inspector see's it (and they will) you will end up tearing it all down and put in american.

Anyway, that's my two cents worth. God, perhaps I should be a contractor in china instead of teaching english :icon_cheesygrin:  I
could pick apart this construction but there isn't enough room.  I say "red tag" the whole thing and get a good American contractor!
The building next door should be inspected by a professional as same thing could happen to it.
By the way, remember those school kids that died because of shoddy work and cement? when they had that quake.  I dare say that
the contractor has beat feet, as he will probably be shot!
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 03, 2010, 06:22:01 am
I am just glad that I live in one of seven blocks all connected together.

Most probably with superglue but we are stuck together.

Willy
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Post by: David5o on January 03, 2010, 06:41:46 am
Like yourself, I've been in the construction industry for more years than i care to remember, and like yourself I've seen both disaster Projects and Projects that ran as smooth, as a knife thru butter.....

Not too sure what you mean by not trusting Engineers Rocky, but in Europe Engineers stand or fall by there work and there signatures!!! It may be different in the States, but one things for sure, i wouldn't trust a a contractor to design and build an apartment block of any size without a structural Engineers sign off.

And what's all this, ''get an American contractor'' in to do the work?? Do you think contractors from other western countries are not up to your standards?? They ARE and in many respects exceed your standards in America. One of the reasons why most dimensioned building materials from the States are not even considered overseas these days, is that the world except for America, uses the metric system, so your stuff doesn't fit anything outside of the states....

As for the new information that's been given, i would say that probably the main reason for this buildings early failure is the rise of ground water coupled with piled footings and the main slab foundation not being deep or wide enough. Then the contractor excavating an underground car park facility under such conditions.
It seems they undermined the footings on one side too much, ...the water logged ground just gave way.  

That's not to say that any of the other things that you pointed out weren't relevant, they very much were. But the building would have probably stood a lot longer before those deficiencies started to show any form of eminent failure such as we see here....

The other relevant fact you pointed out Rocky is that China has a long way to go in fixing appropriate standards to it's building materials and to it's building codes and regulations. It is also another area where corruption rears it's ugly head, in that if you have enough money/influence, you can buy off the local inspectorate (yes, they actually do exist in China) As i stated before, it will eventually come but at a cost, and that cost will be in life's lost!!!

David....
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Post by: ttwjr32 on January 03, 2010, 09:09:53 am
well at least the families werent living in the building when this happened
 thats the good point of the story.
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Post by: rockycoon on January 03, 2010, 03:42:17 pm
Vince, you actually let a doctor cut on your back?  Whoa, never let them cut on your back, I have so many friends that said it made them worse than they were before. My back is getting screwed right now because of all the heavy lifting. I got two lower disks that are compressing my nerves on the left side of my leg, the doctor advised cutting, but I put the idea out of his head. I live on oxycodone now, but it seems to be getting better.
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Post by: David5o on January 03, 2010, 06:06:52 pm
Here in Cyprus, the building/construction regulations are pretty lax compared with Main western European standards. They tend to be better when building government buildings or a prestige high rise etc, which in Cyprus is anything over 7 floors...haha!!! Most important buildings, (such as the two airports new terminal buildings) are contracted out to International contractors...

General housing developers are basically the worst offenders here. All buildings, be it a domestic house or a high rise, need engineered structural drawings complete with all supporting calculations, before building permission is granted. The problem comes after the developers get the building permit. The structural specification just goes straight out the window and they build to what they think they can get away with. There are no building inspections during the construction of houses here. Only after completion, and then only by the local council. and all he wants to know, is that the house looks like what is shown on the drawings and complies with overall dimensions!!!

You can imagine then, how some of the houses have been built... The worst cases, are those houses that have been built on or very close to the beach. They never use the correct grade of concrete, be it on the main slab or the columns and steel re-bar cover is a hit and miss affair. So virtually every beach house i know of here, starts failing after around 7 to 10 years, with serious concrete attack by the sulphates and chlorides in the ground and the constant salt spray/air from the sea. All the wood used in or out of the house will not have been high grade kiln dried and pressure treated/protected.

But things are changing, ...slowly but surely, due mainly to becoming a member of the EU. But like all countries, your always going to get the cowboy developers/builders that will buck the system....



David....
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 03, 2010, 10:45:06 pm
Are most house in America built of Wood?   I see Vince mentions a framed house on a slab.  That seems to be the only way I see them built. Maybe I am wrong.  But in the UK we refer to our 'Bricks and Mortar'. Wooden houses I think went out with the Anglo Saxons and getting mortgage for any built of wood nowadays would be almost impossible.

Willy
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Post by: mustfocus on January 03, 2010, 10:50:04 pm
Quote from: 'Willy The Londoner' pid='27235' dateline='1262576706'

Are most house in America built of Wood?   I see Vince mentions a framed house on a slab.  That seems to be the only way I see them built. Maybe I am wrong.  But in the UK we refer to our 'Bricks and Mortar'. Wooden houses I think went out with the Anglo Saxons and getting mortgage for any built of wood nowadays would be almost impossible.

Willy


Not sure about down south, but north of the 49th, we use primarily brick and mortar...with some added alumninum...but the inner walls are all wood and drywall here...unless you're living in a REALLY old house.
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Post by: rockycoon on January 04, 2010, 12:27:49 am
In Arizona, the commercial buildings are ether "tip-up" where the cement walls are poured on the floor and then tipped up with a crane and the metal pieces welded together and support jacks attached to the floor to keep them up until the metal support beams for the cealing are attached.  The other kind are "slop-block" or "smooth-block" that are put up by masons.  The slopblock or smooth block are slower to build, because the masons here take burrito breaks. :icon_cheesygrin:
A wooden roof is usually put on over the metal support beams, and I usually have the roof foamed.  there are a lot of little steps in between, but that is the general idea.  

Vince, I know what your going through, I think its called siatas, and is very painful.  Just because people see you walk a little, they think there is nothing wrong...bull sh*t, they don't know what the pain in the legs is like.  Mine is on my left leg, thank god it is not in the right, but it sure makes it hard to get up on your right side. when you squat down.  I don't know what they cut when they had you open, but there are so many nerves there, one slip and you might not walk, or have trouble peeing, or you have to see willy for his supplies or you might never need willy agian.  I am glad everything is still working.  that is why I won't let them cut, and let it heal naturally.
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Post by: Paul Todd on January 04, 2010, 02:11:36 am
Throw off the shackles of political correctness my brothers!
           Who wins?
US poiticians Vs British Royal family.  
 
Random selections from W's verbal assault on the English language:
 
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis.,
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua,
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo.
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich.
"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo
"They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C
 "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn.

W's gaff's where always good for a smile but he was nothing in comparison to the master that was Ronald Reagan:
 
My fellow Americans. I'm pleased to announce that I've signed legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. We begin bombing in five minutes." -joking during a mike check before his Saturday radio broadcast.
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency -- even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."
"Well, I learned a lot....I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You'd be surprised. They're all individual countries"
"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles."
"You can tell a lot about a fella's character by whether he picks out all of one color or just grabs a handful." -explaining why he liked to have a jar of jelly beans on hand for important meetings.
"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."
"My name is Ronald Reagan. What's yours?" -introducing himself after delivering a prep school commencement address. The individual responded, "I'm your son, Mike," to which Reagan replied, "Oh, I didn't recognize you."
"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself."
"All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk."
"I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience." -during a 1984 presidential debate with Walter Mondale
"We are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we're going to succeed."
"As a matter of fact, Nancy never had any interest in politics or anything else when we got married."
 
Now you have Barack Obama its just not the same:
I would have to investigate more of Bill's dancing abilities, you know, and some of this other stuff before I accurately judge whether  he was in fact a brother.
Ok, look, you know, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.
Who is Barack Obama? Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth. Many of you know that I got my name, Barack, from my father. What you may not know is Barack is actually Swahili for "That One." And I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome.

 
Now the US may have the politicians but WE have the royal family and especially Prince Phillip.{ That's the queens Husband}
There seems to be an indulgent embarrassment about Prince Phillip among many Brits like one would have for your crazy, crotchedy, sometimes kinda drunk old uncle or grandpa who’s uncomfortable around people “different” from him. But really, the guy is a hardcore, straight up bigot with a history saying very uncool things of an ethnic nature
 China State Visit, 1986...If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.
 To a blind women with a guide...“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?”
 To an Aborigine in Australia...“Do you still throw spears at each other?”
 To his wife, the Queen, after her coronation...“Where did you get the hat?”
 When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union...“The bastards murdered half my family”
 To a Briton in Budapest...“You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.”
 To a driving instructor in Scotland...“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to   get them through the test?”
 After the Dunblane shooting...“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?”
 To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea...“You managed not to get eaten, then?”
 To Elton John after hearing Elton had sold his Gold Aston Martin...“Oh, it’s you that owns that ghastly car – we often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.”
 On the London Traffic Debate...“The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop tourism, we could stop the congestion.”
 To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes...“You look like you’re ready for bed!”
 Unknown...“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!”
 On key problems facing Brazil...“Brazilians live there”
 To the matron of a hospital in the Caribbean...“You have mosquito's. I have the Press”

Then threre's the queen, Ahrrrr bless. I'm not saying she's out of touch but sometimes well...
Queen Elizabeth II....."And what do you do?" speaking to Jeff Beck and Brian May, at reception for British music industry at Buckingham Palace.
"Have you been playing a long time?" to  Eric Clapton
"Are you a guitarist, too?" To Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page

Don't take this tooo seriously guys...I think we get the leaders we deserve.
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Post by: David5o on January 04, 2010, 09:51:29 am
I should of stated before, 99% of all domestic housing in Cyprus is concrete frame and block infill, be it breeze block or tile-block. Many of the older houses have flat roofs, (another can of worms) but more recently they are going up, with a conventual tiled apex roof.....

David....
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Post by: ttwjr32 on January 04, 2010, 10:36:49 am
vince,
i had the same thing happen to me in 1994
but i was getting up from a chair. till this day every so often
my hip moves out of line with the rest of me and over the course of 1 or 2 weeks then i am ok.
i recieved a check for 450 dollars a week for 14 months and i was still working and when it was all done
with the doctors they rated me 34.5 percent totally disabled and settled with me for a rediculous some of
money but deducted the 450 a week i was paid out of it and this was all tax free.  that was quite a bizaar
experience and lucrative one also for just getting out of a chair???  but one thing i didnt do was allow them to operate
on me because of the research and people i talked with who did have it done. they said it made them worse off
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Post by: David5o on January 04, 2010, 05:58:44 pm
Willy,

Nearly all new build houses in the UK now are ''Strctural Wood Frame'' With a traditional brick faceia. Only what they call High-End developed houses have our traditional cavity wall brick and block construction. Nothing wrong in this type of construction, so long as they maintain the vaporlock membrane that protects the wood frame!!!

David.....
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Post by: David5o on January 04, 2010, 06:50:55 pm
Vince,

When i said ''Wood framed'', i meant the structural frame, the main strength of the house. All used to be tied brick outer and block interior with an insulation filled cavity...  
Most interior walls within British built houses are either wood and wallboard or purpose sized blockwork. Ceilings are wood and ceiling board, the ceiling between ground and 1st floor can also be insulated, but the ceiling on the first floor always has a minimum of 100-120 mm of an approved insulation....

David.....
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 04, 2010, 09:57:18 pm
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Willy,

Nothing wrong in this type of construction, so long as they maintain the vaporlock membrane that protects the wood frame!!!

David.....


Wo ting bu dong - I love this forum - I learn new things everyday but still I have not a clue what they mean!!!!!  Just like my Chinese and the things I post.:icon_cheesygrin:

Willy
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 05, 2010, 05:42:18 am
I see that Shifulem.com has hijacked the name of ChinaLove for their new expensive travel service.

Willy
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 05, 2010, 10:57:24 am
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:huh:

The Chnlove.com site is down for system upgrade and maintenance from 14:00 to 15:00 (GMT), Jan 5, 2010. Our technical team are now working hard on it and the newly designed Chnlove will be launched as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience and understanding!


Probably setting up Shifulem travel service.com in retaliation!!

Willy
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Post by: RegnisTheGreat on January 05, 2010, 04:12:38 pm
Its up, I don't see how much better it is though.
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Post by: David E on January 05, 2010, 04:35:29 pm
Same s**t....different day !!!!

Shifu lem seems to be going down the "Anastaysia" (A notorious Russian dating site) track...organised sex tours !!!!!!

David
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Post by: RegnisTheGreat on January 05, 2010, 06:48:48 pm
David E: why do you think that? Why organized sex tours?
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Post by: rockycoon on January 05, 2010, 11:18:29 pm
I heard that Willy will be one of the tour guides....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: David E on January 05, 2010, 11:36:31 pm
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David E: why do you think that? Why organized sex tours?


Because thats the way it is traditionally done in the Internet Dating Business...particularly with sites specialising in Russian ladies. They get a big bunch of interested Men and take them to Russia where there are many "socials" already laid on with literally thousands of women.

Whilst it is probably a little unfair to call them "sex tours", I can tell you quite categorically that sex figures very hightly in the agenda and "entertainment" on the tours.

I certainly hope that Shifu does not go down this track, but once you get to large quantities of Men, signing up to meet large quantities of Women.....in bulk !!, I guess in my view you have lost the plot !!!

David
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Post by: Paul Todd on January 09, 2010, 10:35:45 pm
4 Jan 2010 ... A bikini contest was held on Sun during the 22nd Harbin Int'l Ice and Snow Festival. :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:[attachment=1303][attachment=1304][attachment=1305][attachment=1306]
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Post by: rockycoon on January 09, 2010, 10:41:28 pm
number 3,4,5,7 look like the same person...are they just stamping them out now days? but very beautiful...
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 09, 2010, 11:52:22 pm
Look like models to me in first photo - most are wearing the same blue bikini the others four the same white set.

Tell I am enganged now - I am looking at the clothes not the women!!

Willy
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Post by: ttwjr32 on January 10, 2010, 06:23:13 am
Hey Willy,

it is ok to look at the clothes. it will give you some
ideas on what to buy Angel for presents:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: rockycoon on January 10, 2010, 09:44:19 pm
If he bought her a bikini, they would never make it to the beach after she tried it on, and he saw her in it.  Best to go to the beach and get in the water then put it on with willy around, it's the only way you get to swim....:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: RegnisTheGreat on January 10, 2010, 11:06:21 pm
Willy, I shall quote a guy I know (and I disagree with him on a lot of things). Looking at other hot woman helps me appreciate my wife more.
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Post by: rockycoon on January 12, 2010, 05:26:21 am
:icon_cheesygrin:I just saw on yahoo news, that 60 people were stranded in a pub in the uk, for 3 days due to a heavy snow storm, with only beer and chips to eat and drink, those poor people must have suffered greatly....I feel so sad for them....:icon_cry:
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Post by: ttwjr32 on January 12, 2010, 10:02:48 am
that would have been an interesting 3 days
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 12, 2010, 10:03:58 am
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:icon_cheesygrin:I just saw on yahoo news, that 60 people were stranded in a pub in the uk, for 3 days due to a heavy snow storm, with only beer and chips to eat and drink, those poor people must have suffered greatly....I feel so sad for them....:icon_cry:


Could have been worse - I may have been there!!!

Willy
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Post by: ttwjr32 on January 12, 2010, 10:20:13 am
now Willy that would put a damper on things  hahaha
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Post by: Paul Todd on January 13, 2010, 03:25:44 am
Snowed-in spouses 'turning to adultery'
Thousands of married men and women around Britain are turning to adultery to relieve the boredom of being snowed in, according to an extramarital dating website.
 Published: 4:09PM GMT 06 Jan 2010

Spouses forced to work from home in swathes of the country where snow has brought transport to a standstill are flocking online to search for new romances, according to the website IllicitEncounters.co.uk. The site, which provides a forum for married people looking to start affairs, says it has gained more than 2,500 new members over the past six days, the majority of whom are registering from the areas worst-hit by the extreme weather.There has been a particularly high level of applications over the past 24 hours, with a record number of new dating profiles set up as millions of people woke up to heavy snow this morning.

The rise in membership is thought to be caused by the boredom of being stuck at home in the snow as the UK knuckles down for its coldest winter in 30 years. Married men and women are also thought to be taking the opportunity to register from home, away from the prying eyes of colleagues in the office.

Sarah Hartley of IllicitEncounters.co.uk said: "The adverse weather has obviously influenced many sign-ups. Usually, the West Country is a relatively quiet area for us – but over the last 3 days we have received over 900 new members from Cornwall, Devon and Dorset.

"Perhaps these wives and husbands have just been waiting for a time when they could join, away from the eyes of their work colleagues and, most importantly, their partners."

The website, which was launched in 2003, has 350,000 members in the UK, the majority of whom are professionals aged between 36 and 40.

Kind of sad really!
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Post by: ttwjr32 on January 13, 2010, 11:34:02 am
whats the population of the uk?  about 55 million?? almost 1 percent
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Post by: rockycoon on January 15, 2010, 02:59:15 am
Yes honey, I was stuck for 3 days in that strip bar down town, and I know the car has 4-wheel drive, but there was at least a foot of snow outside, and we had to hunker down and nothing to eat or drink except beer and fish & chips.  It was so cold the girls had to sit in our laps just to keep warm as they were wearing hardly anything and wern't prepaired....:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: David5o on January 26, 2010, 07:19:41 pm
A Quiz!!!

This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't, only got Q1, Q2, Q5, Q7!!!
These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers



1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous African landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters " dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned,
processed or cooked, in any other form except fresh.

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter "S."


I will post the answers tomorrow night.
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Post by: rockycoon on January 27, 2010, 01:39:00 am
Vince #2 is a river in Africa, as its on the other side of the equator.  (am I right?)
forgot the name of it.
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Post by: David E on January 27, 2010, 04:02:01 am
Quote from: 'Vince G' pid='29458' dateline='1264569512'

"Answers To Quiz"

1. Boxing

2. ??

3. Asparagus and ?

4. Strawberry

5. The pear grows inside the bottle.

6. Dwarf, Dwell & Dwindle.

7. Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

8. Lettuce.

9. Shoes, Socks, Sandals, Sneakers, Slippers, Stockings, 2 more?

Well almost everything? :icon_biggrin:


2..Victoria Falls ???
3..Rhubarb ??
9..Snow shoes, skis ??
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Post by: shaun on January 27, 2010, 04:55:15 am
3. Asparagus and Chives

4. Banana
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Post by: ttwjr32 on January 27, 2010, 10:55:17 am
bananas?? they dont have seeds
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Post by: David5o on January 27, 2010, 11:01:09 am
Answers To Quiz:

Between you all ... you managed to get ALL the Answers ...lol!!

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends . . Boxing

2. African landmark constantly moving backward Victoria Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several
growing seasons . Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside .. Strawberry.

5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle.
(The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season.
When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.)

6. Three English words beginning with dw . Dwarf, dwell and dwindle.

7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar . Period, comma, colon,
semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point,
quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed or cooked, in any other form but fresh Lettuce.

9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with "s".
Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
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Post by: kenny on January 27, 2010, 12:18:33 pm
I was thinking maybe mushroom to Q3. Are they vegetable?
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Post by: David5o on January 27, 2010, 12:25:55 pm
Vince,

Victoria Falls is THE African landmark, more famous, and much bigger than Niagara Falls....

David.....
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Post by: David E on January 27, 2010, 05:40:33 pm
Ok..David has got us all thinking !!!....here's a little brain teaser to keep you going...makes a good "party trick".

It sounds easy...but not as easy as you might think.

For those of you with a superhuman memory, you can simply memorise all the 51 cards...for us mere mortals...there has to be another way ???

Take a deck of cards....shuffle well.

Keeping the deck face DOWN, remove ONE card..NO, Dont look at it, place it face down on the table on its own.

Now...you can go through the deck, one card at a time...and this time you CAN look at the cards as you place them face down again ONE AT A Time.

Go through the deck 3 times ONLY...and decide what card has been removed.

It is a standard psychological test...when we get some feedback...I'll tell you what it means psychologically :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

David

ps...I am particularly keen for Chen Yan and any of the Lady partners here to have a go at this also :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: shaun on January 27, 2010, 10:18:33 pm
Quote from: 'ttwjr32' pid='29502' dateline='1264607717'
bananas?? they dont have seeds

duh.  I do not know what I was thinking when I wrote it.

After reading all the questions again I was answering question 8 not 4.  But I am still wrong.
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Post by: mustfocus on January 28, 2010, 01:11:20 am
Mushrooms can be canned. :icon_biggrin:

As for Niagara Falls I think it's more than 2 feet a year.  I remember not too long ago that it was much closer to the middle of the visitor's centre (at least the Canadian side) than it is now...but if you saw how silt-filled the water is during the winter, you wouldn't be surprised that it's going backwards.
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Post by: rockycoon on January 28, 2010, 01:16:42 am
Vince,  I think you went to school to study, not chasing girls....:icon_cheesygrin:

Shaun, I think a bananna is actually a seed, same as coconut or breadfruit.

But I could be wrong...:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: ttwjr32 on January 28, 2010, 02:07:38 am
could be will have to look that up out of curiosity
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Post by: David E on January 28, 2010, 02:23:13 am
Quote from: 'Vince G' pid='29567' dateline='1264653317'

David E the one that's missing is the one not in the deck? 52 cards in a deck.


Yes Vince, you are correct...but forgive my lack of explanation !!. There will be 51 cards left AFTER you have removed one card...and you did not look to see exactly WHICH card it was. The task is to go through the remaining 51 cards and deduce which is the "mystery" card you first removed.

Hope that makes it all more clear :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

David
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 28, 2010, 08:00:26 am
Quote from: 'David E' pid='29600' dateline='1264663393'

Quote from: 'Vince G' pid='29567' dateline='1264653317'

David E the one that's missing is the one not in the deck? 52 cards in a deck.


Yes Vince, you are correct...but forgive my lack of explanation !!. There will be 51 cards left AFTER you have removed one card...and you did not look to see exactly WHICH card it was. The task is to go through the remaining 51 cards and deduce which is the "mystery" card you first removed.

Hope that makes it all more clear :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

David


Probably a lot more interesting than playing virtual strip poker via yahoo messenger!!!

Willy
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on January 28, 2010, 05:59:16 pm
A question for our American friends here???

I was watchin a program 'American Idol' tonight on Televion.  And one of the Audions took place in Texas 'The Lone Star State'.  My question is WHY is it referred to as this???  And also WHY is The Big Apple so called???
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Post by: shaun on January 28, 2010, 06:14:55 pm
Quote from: 'Scottish_Rob' pid='29654' dateline='1264719556'
A question for our American friends here???

I was watchin a program 'American Idol' tonight on Televion.  And one of the Audions took place in Texas 'The Lone Star State'.  My question is WHY is it referred to as this???  And also WHY is The Big Apple so called???

Because the state flag has only one star.

Ex Texan
Shaun

Well, I guess you can never be an ex-Texan.  I guess I am a Georgia planted Texan.
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Post by: rockycoon on January 28, 2010, 11:53:55 pm
Good one shaun, that's 10 points toward the kitty...:icon_cheesygrin:  

Now how about that big apple....
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Post by: Rhonald on January 29, 2010, 12:00:12 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Apple

Good old Wikipedia gets right down to the core for this kind of information.
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on January 29, 2010, 08:56:05 am
Thanks guys
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Post by: maxx on January 29, 2010, 07:08:12 pm
I want to hear what the Brits have to say about Sir Francis Drake.Depending on what history book you read in the States.He is a Hero.Or a dirty lowdown murdering pirate.

So I want to hear a Englishman's opinion of him.In the beginning when the hero.Does his brave deeds.Everybody thinks it is good.After time the Hero's brave deeds are subject to scrutiny.So where Does Sir Francis Drake stand in British History.

A good example of how things get twisted in American history.George Armstrong Custer.Was a famous Indian fighter.He attached a Cheyenne and Sioux camp on the Wichita river in Oklahoma in the dead off winter.The soldiers Killed about 70 Indians and ran the rest off into the river and the snow.Or captured them.And made them March across Oklahoma in the bitter cold.No food.Not enough warm clothing.For this he was a hero.He ended up being promoted to a general.

A couple of years latter.He tried the same thing with 220 Calvary soldiers.Against probably 3000 Sioux Cheyenne and Arapaho Indians. At the little bighorn river in South Dakota.Needles to say the Indians wiped his whole command out in about 30 minutes.Custer was still  considered a brave hero.

About 60 years latter military historians started to look at Custer.And really seen what a over eager. Ego manic that he really was.The quote I remember the most from one historian was.What kind of Idiot splits his command.And attacks 3000 Indians .In broad day light with 220 men.And no heavy guns.

So how doe's your history see.Sir Francis Drake.
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Post by: rockycoon on January 29, 2010, 08:30:16 pm
CUSTER HAD IT COMING.....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:



Sir francis drake I think was some sort of sailor....But I'm american, what do I know about guy's from england that wear wigs and frilly clothes....hahahaha

didn't he discover San Francisco? hahaha
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Post by: Rhonald on January 29, 2010, 11:44:51 pm
Quote from: 'maxx' pid='29783' dateline='1264810092'

A good example of how things get twisted in American history.George Armstrong Custer.Was a famous Indian fighter.He attached a Cheyenne and Sioux camp on the Wichita river in Oklahoma in the dead off winter.The soldiers Killed about 70 Indians and ran the rest off into the river and the snow.Or captured them.And made them March across Oklahoma in the bitter cold.No food.Not enough warm clothing.For this he was a hero.He ended up being promoted to a general.


Custer actually was a brigade commander - thus brigadier General during the Civil war. After the war with too many Generals and no need for the big Armies he was assigned a regimental command. A Cavarly regiment is about a battalion strength so he was decomisoned as a General and became a Lieutant Colonel.

But you are right about him being an idiot. I hear that he had plans of running for public office. So one more glorious battle would be the spring board for his attempt at the Presidency. He never took any additional support troops or gattling guns because he did not want to share in the glory. Good thing his political carrier ended with a bullet not a ballot.
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Post by: rockycoon on January 30, 2010, 02:11:38 am
That is interesting.!!!
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on January 30, 2010, 04:36:29 am
Quote from: 'maxx' pid='29783' dateline='1264810092'

I want to hear what the Brits have to say about Sir Francis Drake.Depending on what history book you read in the States.He is a Hero.Or a dirty lowdown murdering pirate.

So I want to hear a Englishman's opinion of him.In the beginning when the hero.Does his brave deeds.Everybody thinks it is good.After time the Hero's brave deeds are subject to scrutiny.So where Does Sir Francis Drake stand in British History.

A good example of how things get twisted in American history.George Armstrong Custer.Was a famous Indian fighter.He attached a Cheyenne and Sioux camp on the Wichita river in Oklahoma in the dead off winter.The soldiers Killed about 70 Indians and ran the rest off into the river and the snow.Or captured them.And made them March across Oklahoma in the bitter cold.No food.Not enough warm clothing.For this he was a hero.He ended up being promoted to a general.

A couple of years latter.He tried the same thing with 220 Calvary soldiers.Against probably 3000 Sioux Cheyenne and Arapaho Indians. At the little bighorn river in South Dakota.Needles to say the Indians wiped his whole command out in about 30 minutes.Custer was still  considered a brave hero.

About 60 years latter military historians started to look at Custer.And really seen what a over eager. Ego manic that he really was.The quote I remember the most from one historian was.What kind of Idiot splits his command.And attacks 3000 Indians .In broad day light with 220 men.And no heavy guns.

So how doe's your history see.Sir Francis Drake.


This walk was called 'The Trail of Tears'

As for FD he is potrayed as a hero, while playing bowls he was told that the Spaish Armada wason it's way to Enland and he still took the time to finish the game.  also whike walking along the road he took off his cape and placed it over this puddle of water so the lady woukdn't get her feet wet.
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Post by: shaun on January 30, 2010, 09:10:19 am
Vince,

They are Republican bashing again, but instead they are showing their stupidity.  (Hope this comment isn't considered political.  I do not affiliate with either party.  I have more integrity than that.) :icon_cheesygrin:

Shaun
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Post by: maxx on January 30, 2010, 11:56:04 am
Rob the trail of tears is when the goverment moved the Cherokee indians out of the Carolinise.They did it 2 times the first time it wasn't to bad the second time there was no food for the animals or the indians.I don't remember the exact number  of dead after the 2 marches march but it was a huge amount.

In the Cherokee nation there was allot of mixed marraiges.With the whites.A few of my ancestores were married to a Cherokee women.So if a American tells you they are a Cherokee indian.There  is a good chance that a distant relitive married into the tribe.

The story is so over told in New Mexico.That you will get laughed out of the bar.If you tell somebody that you are Cherokee indian.Most everybody in New Mexico is related to one indian tribe or another
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on January 30, 2010, 12:31:50 pm
Sorry guys my mistake:blush:  Oh also sorry for all the bad spelling in my original post too hehe

Vince same as the British mate...  The cruelty that went on was atrocious (may be spelled wrong).

The English were known for there cruelty, you just have to look at the 'Highland Clearances' and this was part of their 'island'...:@
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Post by: David5o on January 31, 2010, 11:44:08 am
Maxx,

Not sure what your asking here about Sir Francis Drake.

To the Spanish (in particular) French and the Portuguese he was a determined Pirate or as they were called in those days....Privateer!! To the English he was a hero of some distinction, Navigator, sea Captain/vice Admiral, Politician...

He was also i believe, involved in the slave trade of the day, in fact it was on such a voyage (his last as a slaver) that he had his first encounter with the Spanish, and it was to be the beginning of a life long hatred for them. From that time on he would attack Spanish ships and Ports at every opportunity. In fact Queen Elizabeth 1 kept him in England for some time, to ensure he didn't rock the boat too much with the Spanish.... But when he did venture out again, he headed straight to where he knew the Spanish would be!! Looting and sinking Spanish ships in and around the Caribbean and as far down as Brazil ...lol!!

I believe that he still stands as a hero of his time in the UK. Mainly for his circumnavigation of the world, and his deeds against the Spanish armada. That's not saying that he was probably a ruthless bugger when he needed to be, but he was certainly nothing like Custer!! you could never call him and idiot or a fool!!  lol!!

So, what do you know about him, that you would find now, ..''subject to scrutiny'' ???

I can't really say that i know too much on his life's history, so i'm sure there are going to be dark areas in his life or deeds, .... after all this was the norm in those days, life was still considered relatively cheap by to-days standards....


David......
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Post by: maxx on January 31, 2010, 12:41:48 pm
David you answered the question.I just wanted to know how the average Brit.Felt about Sir Frances Drake today.I knew he didn't lead a perfect life.I was just curious to see if he was as popular now as he was before.I read somewhere that there is a couple of statues in his honor in England.

I read a book a few years ago about seven guys who tried to sail around the world alone.Without stopping to make repairs or take on supplies.Back in 1968.Before there was GPS.big sponsors or thirty million dollar boats.One English man made it all the way.Robert Knox Johnson.After the race Robert was asked who is sailing heroes were and he said Sir Francis Drake.And a guy I think was named something like wilchester.

In the sailing community around the world.Robert Knox Johnson is still a hero.He does speaking engagements.Is a official on the around the world race.He has written a couple of books on sailing.He even raced a couple of more times.With different partners.He never got close to finishing in the top ten.But he is still a hero in the sailing community.

Like I mentioned before some heroes loose there luster after time.It doesn't look like Robert Johnson or Sir Francis Drake has lost there luster.


Some hero's even gain in popularity.Take Abraham Lincoln for example.16Th president of the United States.He barely won the presidential election.Was hugely unpopular in the North and the south.Different people tried to assassinate him on 5 different occasions.When someone did succeed in assassinating him.Other people tried to steal the body for there own personal gain.

Today in the United States Lincoln is considered one of the greatest presidents we have ever had.We celebrate his birthday.There is towns,Streets monuments named after the man.They teach Children about him in Schools.The students will do plays about his life.He is hugely popular now.When he wasn't popular in his own time.
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 03, 2010, 05:03:07 pm
did some research on lincoln and it is interesting the perception that was
of him during his lifetime versus what is taught of him in schools. sometimes
these post make you go back and learn some interesting things either you didnt
know or had just forgotten:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: Bee964 on February 04, 2010, 03:44:57 pm
Quote from: 'Paul Todd' pid='27252' dateline='1262589096'

Throw off the shackles of political correctness my brothers!
           Who wins?
US poiticians Vs British Royal family.  
 
Random selections from W's verbal assault on the English language:
 
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis.,
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua,
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo.
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich.
"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo
"They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C
 "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn.

W's gaff's where always good for a smile but he was nothing in comparison to the master that was Ronald Reagan:
 
My fellow Americans. I'm pleased to announce that I've signed legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. We begin bombing in five minutes." -joking during a mike check before his Saturday radio broadcast.
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency -- even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."
"Well, I learned a lot....I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You'd be surprised. They're all individual countries"
"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles."
"You can tell a lot about a fella's character by whether he picks out all of one color or just grabs a handful." -explaining why he liked to have a jar of jelly beans on hand for important meetings.
"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."
"My name is Ronald Reagan. What's yours?" -introducing himself after delivering a prep school commencement address. The individual responded, "I'm your son, Mike," to which Reagan replied, "Oh, I didn't recognize you."
"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself."
"All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk."
"I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience." -during a 1984 presidential debate with Walter Mondale
"We are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we're going to succeed."
"As a matter of fact, Nancy never had any interest in politics or anything else when we got married."
 
Now you have Barack Obama its just not the same:
I would have to investigate more of Bill's dancing abilities, you know, and some of this other stuff before I accurately judge whether  he was in fact a brother.
Ok, look, you know, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.
Who is Barack Obama? Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth. Many of you know that I got my name, Barack, from my father. What you may not know is Barack is actually Swahili for "That One." And I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome.

 
Now the US may have the politicians but WE have the royal family and especially Prince Phillip.{ That's the queens Husband}
There seems to be an indulgent embarrassment about Prince Phillip among many Brits like one would have for your crazy, crotchedy, sometimes kinda drunk old uncle or grandpa who’s uncomfortable around people “different” from him. But really, the guy is a hardcore, straight up bigot with a history saying very uncool things of an ethnic nature
 China State Visit, 1986...If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.
 To a blind women with a guide...“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?”
 To an Aborigine in Australia...“Do you still throw spears at each other?”
 To his wife, the Queen, after her coronation...“Where did you get the hat?”
 When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union...“The bastards murdered half my family”
 To a Briton in Budapest...“You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.”
 To a driving instructor in Scotland...“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to   get them through the test?”
 After the Dunblane shooting...“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?”
 To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea...“You managed not to get eaten, then?”
 To Elton John after hearing Elton had sold his Gold Aston Martin...“Oh, it’s you that owns that ghastly car – we often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.”
 On the London Traffic Debate...“The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop tourism, we could stop the congestion.”
 To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes...“You look like you’re ready for bed!”
 Unknown...“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!”
 On key problems facing Brazil...“Brazilians live there”
 To the matron of a hospital in the Caribbean...“You have mosquito's. I have the Press”

Then threre's the queen, Ahrrrr bless. I'm not saying she's out of touch but sometimes well...
Queen Elizabeth II....."And what do you do?" speaking to Jeff Beck and Brian May, at reception for British music industry at Buckingham Palace.
"Have you been playing a long time?" to  Eric Clapton
"Are you a guitarist, too?" To Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page

Don't take this tooo seriously guys...I think we get the leaders we deserve.


Are you kidding! these are absolutly hilarious!! I have tears running down my cheeks from laughing.
Quote from: 'Vince G' pid='29536' dateline='1264613832'

Dave I've heard of it but I couldn't have placed it where it was? I guess the brain is full? The more I learn some of the old knowledge falls out the other ear? hehe


Thats why they made ear plugs. Just put one in and the stuff stays put. Put both in to retain everything.
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Post by: Philip on February 04, 2010, 04:15:08 pm
Paul,
just based on those quotes, G. Dubya comes across as an idiot, and we're laughing at his unintentional gaffes. Reagan comes across as a really funny guy, intentionally funny most of the time, who was much smarter than many people gave him credit for, and Prince Phillip, well, he's an embarrassment.
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 04, 2010, 08:35:46 pm
some of these are to funny but i guess it shows their lighter side.
i agree with th ecomment about Reagan was much smarter than
credit was given
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Post by: maxx on February 05, 2010, 12:02:27 am
Reagan didn't take any lip off of people.He would of turned Iraq into a parking lot by now.
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 05, 2010, 02:26:50 am
i always thought that he was ok as president
even though the president doesnt run the country
we need to shake up the congress to make some
significant changes i think
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Post by: David5o on February 05, 2010, 07:54:34 pm
Many of you here have mentioned about the Hotels in China that cannot accept Foreign Guests.
The reason for this is that, The Chinese tourist bureau want tourists/visitors to have a good impression of China, so they set standards for Hotels that foreigners would expect to find at a hotel. Those that don't meet the minimum standards, can't accept foreign guests...

Therefore Hotels that Foreigners can stay at, are regularly inspected so that those minimum standards laid down by the government are provided and are ongoing adhered too. The hotels  are registered once they have conformed to those minimum standards. Any hotel in China can apply to be registered for receiving foreign guests, once they have satisfied the inspectorate of compliance....

David....
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 06, 2010, 06:06:53 am
so the other ones who dont are not exactly good to stay at anyway.
good to know when traveling about.
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Post by: David5o on February 06, 2010, 07:49:14 am
Ted,


Not necessarily, it might be just that all the rooms have squat toilets, that sort of thing. I know one of the requirements is that the hotels require to have at least one English speaking member of staff on duty 24 hrs a day. (English because that's is now recognised as the international language) The registration has to be applied for by a hotel, then inspected before they can be registered!!!

David,......
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 06, 2010, 06:36:12 pm
ok thanks David5o will keep that in mind when we
start travelling this summer
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on February 07, 2010, 03:26:36 am
Sir Francis Chichester sailed around the world in Gypsy Moth IV - then many others followed him.  He received a knighthood for it - then another did and he got a knighthood then too many were doing it so it seemed to weaken the honour.

I thought about it once - for ten seconds.  Then asked WHY?  You want to spend your day looking out over water then go sit by the swimming pool with a Bud in one hand and a pretty lady in another.   Solo round the world -  no fun in that.  

Willy
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Post by: maxx on February 07, 2010, 11:04:04 am
Willy didn't Sir Francis Chichester row a boat across the Atlantic ocean with Cly Blyth?
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 07, 2010, 11:13:48 am
Willy  if you kept dating all those chinese ladies before you found angel
maybe the govt here would have put you on a boat by yourself, point,
and tell you to go home :icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on February 08, 2010, 04:56:54 pm
Quote from: 'ttwjr32' pid='30664' dateline='1265559228'

Willy  if you kept dating all those chinese ladies before you found angel
maybe the govt here would have put you on a boat by yourself, point,
and tell you to go home :icon_cheesygrin:


Hey Ted....lol....You got that right....lol:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: David5o on February 08, 2010, 05:56:51 pm
Maxx,

I think you'll find that Sir Francis Chichester sailed round the world single handed, i think also the first to do so too. Cly Blyth, was the rower. I really can't remember if it was accross the Atlantic, or round the world...lol!!  The pair of them in my opinion are as mad as ''march hares'', As Willy pointed out, i can think of far better things to do with my life, than spending that amount of time on my own, ...in the middle of no-where!!! ...lol!!

David....
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Post by: maxx on February 08, 2010, 08:15:36 pm
Sorry David I was way off on my memory.Sir Francis Chichester did sail around the world single handed.Him and Joshua Slocum were one of the first ones to do it.

John Ridgeway and Chay Blyth.Did row a boat across the Atlantic ocean.They were in a race with another team.Consisting of a newspaper guy.and another guy.Sorry I don't remember there names.They dissapeard after 2 weeks at sea.John Ridgeway and Chay Blyth were the first ones to complete the race across the Atlantic in a row boat.

Blyth and Ridgeway did compete in the first around the world  single handed Race neither one of them Finished.They both had serious boat problems.The sailboat company that sponsored them gave them.Both Sailboats made for family cruisers.In costal waters.The sailboats were not made for the open water.

Both Blyth and Ridgeway did compete in following years and they did finish.With much better boats.The funny thing about Blyth the man is fearless.The first time he set off to race around the world in a sailboat.The man didn't even know how to sail or navigate.He said in latter years about the first race.That he was lost for the first 2 months.Till he figured it out.That takes some guts.

That is the same race that Donald Crowhurst sailed  around the Atlantic in a circle.Then made a run for home.About half way home.He jumped overboard in a fit of depression and was never seen again.A royal mail ship picked up Crowhurst's boat.And Crowhurst wife sold it to a guy who used it in the Bahamas for years.Until it was wrecked on a island in the Bahamas.What is left of crowhurst boat is still setting on the island where it wrecked.  

Sir Francis  Chechster was one of the judges in the race committee.
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 09, 2010, 12:00:51 am
a little history lesson sometimes on the forum  lol
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Post by: shaun on February 09, 2010, 05:20:03 am
Well it sure falls into the category of this and that.
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Post by: David5o on February 09, 2010, 02:14:56 pm
Just a query/observation, .... What's happened to Arnold these days?? Haven't seen him around for quite a while now!!!!

David....
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Post by: David E on February 09, 2010, 06:24:10 pm
This transcript is currently doing the rounds on our email system.....should be compulsory reading for everybody in our "New World" It is the Judge's summary on sentencing the "Shoe Bomber"

Sorry it's a bit long, but it came as text and did not have a link.

Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court.

Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything to
say.  His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record,
Reid also admitted his 'allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and to the
religion of Allah,' defiantly stating, 'I think I will not apologize for my
actions,' and told the court 'I am at war with your country.'

Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below:

January 30, 2003, United States vs. Reid.  

Judge Young:   'Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court
imposes upon you.

On counts 1, 5 and 6 the Court sentences you to life in prison in the
custody of the United States Attorney General.  On counts 2, 3, 4and 7, the
Court sentences you to 20 years in prison on each count, the sentence on
each count to run consecutively.  (That's 80 years.)

On count 8 the Court sentences you to the mandatory 30 years again, to be
served consecutively to the 80 years just imposed.  The Court imposes upon
you for each of the eight counts a fine of $250,000 that's an aggregate fine
of $2 million.  The Court accepts the government's recommendation with
respect to restitution and orders restitution in the amount of $298.17 to
Andre Bousquet and $5,784 to American Airlines.

The Court imposes upon you an $800 special assessment. The Court imposes
upon you five years supervised release simply because the law requires it.
But the life sentences are real life sentences so I need go no further.

This is the sentence that is provided for by our statutes.  It is a fair and
just sentence.  It is a righteous sentence.

Now, let me explain this to you.  We are not afraid of you or any of your
terrorist co-conspirators, Mr. Reid.  We are Americans.  We have been
through the fire before.  There is too much war talk here and I say that to
everyone with the utmost respect.  Here in this court, we deal with
individuals as individuals and care for individuals as individuals.  As
human beings, we reach out for justice.

You are not an enemy combatant.  You are a terrorist. You are not a soldier
in any war.  You are a terrorist.  To give you that reference, to call you a
soldier, gives you far too much stature. Whether the officers of government
do it or your attorney does it, or if you think you are a soldier, you are
not----- you are a terrorist.  And we do not negotiate with terrorists.  We
do not meet with terrorists.  We do not sign documents with terrorists.  We
hunt them down one by one and bring them to justice.

So war talk is way out of line in this court.  You are a big fellow. But you
are not that big.  You're no warrior.  I've known warriors. You are a
terrorist.  A species of criminal that is guilty of multiple attempted
murders.  In a very real sense, State Trooper Santiago had it right when you
first were taken off that plane and into custody and you wondered where the
press and the TV crews were, and he said: 'You're no big deal.'

You are no big deal.

What your able counsel and what the equally able United States attorneys
have grappled with and what I have as honestly as I know how tried to
grapple with, is why you did something so horrific.  What was it that led
you here to this courtroom today?

I have listened respectfully to what you have to say. And I ask you to
search your heart and ask yourself what sort of unfathomable hate led you to
do what you are guilty and admit you are guilty of doing?  And, I have an
answer for you.  It may not satisfy you, but as I search this entire record,
it comes as close to understanding as I know.

It seems to me you hate the one thing that to us is most precious. You hate
our freedom.  Our individual freedom.  Our individual freedom to live as we
choose, to come and go as we choose, to believe or not believe as we
individually choose.  Here, in this society, the very wind carries freedom.
It carries it everywhere from sea to shining sea.  It is because we prize
individual freedom so much that you are here in this beautiful courtroom, so
that everyone can see, truly see, that justice is administered fairly,
individually, and discretely.  It is for freedom's sake that your lawyers
are striving so vigorously on your behalf, have filed appeals, will go on in
their representation of you before other judges.

We Americans are all about freedom.  Because we all know that the way we
treat you, Mr. Reid, is the measure of our own liberties.  Make no mistake
though.  It is yet true that we will bear any burden; pay any price, to
preserve our freedoms.  Look around this courtroom.  Mark it well.  The
world is not going to long remember what you or I say here.  The day after
tomorrow, it will be forgotten, but this, however, will long endure.

Here in this courtroom and courtrooms all across America , the American
people will gather to see that justice, individual justice, justice, not
war, individual justice is in fact being done.  The very President of the
United States through his officers will have to come into courtrooms and lay
out evidence on which specific matters can be judged and juries of citizens
will gather to sit and judge that evidence democratically, to mold and shape
and refine our sense of justice.

See that flag, Mr. Reid?  That's the flag of the United States of America .
That flag will fly there long after this is all forgotten. That flag stands
for freedom.  And it always will.

Mr. Custody Officer.  Stand him down.

So, how much of this Judge's comments did we hear on our TV sets?  We need
more judges like Judge Young.  Pass this around.  Everyone should and needs
to hear what this fine judge had to say. Powerful words that strike home.

DavidE
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on February 09, 2010, 07:27:09 pm
More power to the yanks mate (and guy's don't think I'm being derogitory here):icon_biggrin:
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 09, 2010, 07:32:42 pm
very good read David youre right never did hear this part
in the news at home.
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Post by: rockycoon on February 09, 2010, 07:35:59 pm
EXCELLENT...
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Post by: shaun on February 09, 2010, 09:08:08 pm
Thanks David!
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Post by: maxx on February 09, 2010, 11:55:36 pm
I have never heard any of that thank you David.
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Post by: David5o on February 10, 2010, 02:54:39 pm
WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
             
 

(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
 
 

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What colour is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?
 


Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.
 

Answers will be posted here tomorrow, ...unless someone gets them all correct today!! ...haha!!
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Post by: David E on February 10, 2010, 05:52:37 pm
Quote from: 'David5o' pid='31218' dateline='1265831679'

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

Answers will be posted here tomorrow, ...unless someone gets them all correct today!! ...haha!!


Dave

By the time you post the answers to this brain screwing puzzle, I hope that I will be somewhere pleasant, buried in hip-bones :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

So I hope you dont mind, but I cant be bothered to strain my brain this time :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:...cant seem to get it to work on anything other than my arrival in Chengdu !!!!!

David
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Post by: David5o on February 10, 2010, 06:02:38 pm
David E,

I think under the circumstances, i think you can be Excused, ......This time!!  haha!!

Have a bloody good and fulfilling trip this time Dave. ...Oh and don't forget to pack Ted's ''Winston Churchill'' fat cigar..haha!!! and say hello from me when you see him.... lol!!

David....
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Post by: Arnold on February 10, 2010, 07:15:07 pm
Remember the Black Box on an Airplane is actually Orange to make it easier to find .
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 10, 2010, 07:47:11 pm
ah  a good cigar is on the way :icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: Rhonald on February 10, 2010, 11:57:06 pm
1) 117 - or Willys age
2) Eek a door senoir - but also now made in China :icon_cheesygrin:
3) A wolf sometimes wears its skin
4) Nov 7 not yet, not yet Solve it yet
5)  not Mr Canteen hump
6) Can U bark mr Canine?
7) My Province in Masculine form - or, Your royal Hinnie juniour by George the V
8) Brown & red - especially after some buckshot
9) A brand of shoe polish bears the logo of this bird and its country's moniker
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Post by: David5o on February 11, 2010, 09:18:01 am
OK, Check your answers to the ''Worlds Easiest Quiz''

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?    116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats?     Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get catgut?     Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?     November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?      Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?    Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name?     Albert

8) What colour is a purple finch?     Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?      New Zealand

10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?     Orange (of course)


What do you mean, you failed?
 
Me, too.

Pass this on to some of your brilliant friends, so they can feel inadequate too!! ...hahaha!!!
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on February 11, 2010, 09:29:06 am
Can someone tell me why Abigbutt has been banned? - or have I missed something.

Willy
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Post by: rockycoon on February 11, 2010, 10:59:03 am
I wondered that too Willy, was a suprise to me....:huh:
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Post by: Bee964 on February 11, 2010, 11:23:41 am
I saw this lastnight too. I was wondering the same thing, why was he banned?
Dave C

Quote from: 'Vince G' pid='31328' dateline='1265894770'

There's another... Who's buried in US Grant's tome?


Is it general Sherman? Please don't come back and tell me it is  general Lee!

Dave C
David E,

Very good read on the shoe bomber. Thanks for posting it.

Some real laws in the United States........

This ones for you Ted,
It is unlawful to peel an orange in your hotel room in California. Why?...I haven't got a clue.

It is against the law for a man to be the state librarian in Mississippi.

It is illegal to give your sweetheart a box of chocolates weighing less than 50 pounds in the state of Idaho.

In lawrence, Kansas, you can't carry bees around in your hat on the city streets.

More to follow later.......

Dave C
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on February 11, 2010, 12:26:26 pm
It  was I presume because he 'sort of' had a go at another member, in one of the threads..threatening!!!
As far as I was reading it
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Post by: Neil on February 11, 2010, 01:06:31 pm
Hmm, I never noticed.  I had him on my ignore list.
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Post by: Bee964 on February 11, 2010, 01:21:50 pm
Thanks for the information Rob. Why would one feel the need to threaten someone in a information/help forum? I might take that back on second thought. I was just thinking of my last customer assistance phone call. The foreign accent was so heavy that I couldn't understand him. I hung up on him.

Want more silly laws that are on the books still?

A Washington D.C. ordinance makes it illegal to fly a kite in that city.

It is a crime against the U.S. Government to give a false weather report.

In Wisconsin the legislature passed a law requiring that any meal costing more than 25 cents must include a minimum 2/3 ounce of cheese.

Under penalty of law, no girl in dyersburg, Tennessee can phone a man for a date.

These silly laws are still on the books because it is easier to keep them on the books than go through all the red tape to remove them. It is from a page in a calander I received for christmas. There are 45 in all.

Dave C
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Post by: David5o on February 11, 2010, 02:03:29 pm
Dave C,

I think the States have a history of something like 200+ years, ...now just imagine the amount of outdated laws that the UK has, (and i'm sure Europe) that are still on the books for that self same reason, of too much of hassle to officially remove them. Most tend to be local ''by-laws'' ....and your right, there are some really hilarious ones!!....sod living back in those days ...What!! ....haha!!

David
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on February 11, 2010, 02:57:19 pm
In Nottingham UK, the homeplace of Robin Hood.

It is LAWFUL to Kill a Scotsman on a Sunday as long as its by Bow and Arrow

Neven going back there:huh::huh::icon_mad::dodgy:
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 11, 2010, 06:00:57 pm
hey Rob,

is that law still on the books:dodgy:
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Post by: David5o on February 11, 2010, 06:15:15 pm
Ted,

Now why would they want to change that law?? :icon_cool:

David....
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Post by: Bee964 on February 11, 2010, 07:21:40 pm
Speaking of "shooting"..........

If you are a citizen of South Carolina, you are required by law to carry a gun with you to church on sunday.

It is illegal to play a fiddle in Boston.

Hunting elk on main street in Ouray, California is against the law.

In Brooklyn New York, it's unlawful to shoot a rabbit from the back of a trolley car.

Dave C
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on February 11, 2010, 08:32:33 pm
Quote from: 'David5o' pid='31403' dateline='1265930115'
Ted,

Now why would they want to change that law?? :icon_cool:

David....

HOI  !!!!!!!!!! THAT'S OUTTA ORDER YA SASSANACH....LOL:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: rockycoon on February 11, 2010, 08:32:37 pm
In Arizona, it is legal to get drunk as hell and ride your horse home, since the horse hasn't been drinking and knows the way.
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Post by: David5o on February 11, 2010, 08:38:08 pm
-



Oooooooops!!, .....You weren't supposed to of seen that Rob!! ..hahaha!!!


David....
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Post by: Bee964 on February 11, 2010, 09:51:05 pm
I have a serious question. Is it better to bring your visa card or a bank debit card to china?

Dave C
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Post by: mustfocus on February 11, 2010, 10:31:08 pm
The truth?  I would take both.  You can put your hotel and some of the larger restaurants bills on credit card.  Take your bank card if you happen to run out of cash...

BTW, here's a tip, let the bank and the credit card company know you are going to Singapore or China or wherever is outside of your country, otherwise you might find yourself in a bad position.
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Post by: Neil on February 11, 2010, 11:41:17 pm
Yup, both of mine worked equally well.  The 2000 rmb daily limit per card still wasn't enough to buy a decent engagement ring though.
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Post by: Bee964 on February 12, 2010, 06:32:10 am
Quote from: 'mustfocus' pid='31450' dateline='1265945468'



BTW, here's a tip, let the bank and the credit card company know you are going to Singapore or China or wherever is outside of your country, otherwise you might find yourself in a bad position.


Did this last trip to europe. I didn't ask what the limits were. They had a $100 limit per day, I think it was a minimum limit, and they would not up the limit over the phone. I was only going to bring my debit card but brought both just in case. Good thing too, otherwise I would not have been able to pay for the B&B room. At that time $100 was about 60 euros and the room was 71 euros / night. I did tell the bank and credit cards where I was going. I did not ask about limits.

Dave C
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 12, 2010, 04:04:39 pm
another suggestion also. i always had 500 dollars on me tucked in
my wallet just incase something like a confusion with the bank had
occured. never had to use it but at the rates of exchange that would
more than cover quite a few days while you sorted it out. and when i
returned home i had 500 dollars that i didnt use
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Post by: mustfocus on February 13, 2010, 01:19:39 am
Dave,

Since you're going to Singapore, I would not be too concerned.  In fact, I would recommend going there then getting cash out of the ATMs there.  I have a TD card and my limit was C$500 two years ago a day.  Pretty much any bank will take your debit card.  Just follow the standard safety precautions you do here... OCBC, DBS or UOB are good ones.  So is HSBC.  Having some S$ doesn't hurt, but I would not change too much.
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Post by: Bee964 on February 13, 2010, 02:45:20 am
Quote from: 'mustfocus' pid='31547' dateline='1266041979'

Dave,

Since you're going to Singapore, I would not be too concerned.  In fact, I would recommend going there then getting cash out of the ATMs there.  I have a TD card and my limit was C$500 two years ago a day.  Pretty much any bank will take your debit card.  Just follow the standard safety precautions you do here... OCBC, DBS or UOB are good ones.  So is HSBC.  Having some S$ doesn't hurt, but I would not change too much.


I did pick up S$100 today. The problem I had in europe was that the bank for some reason lowered my daily limit when I said that I was going to europe. Maybe it was done automatically. I will be speaking with the bank on monday. I made the appointment today. I was only saved in europe by the fact that I was not there by myself. I will be by myself in Singapore. I will be sure that there is no problem with finances. Do you have a suggested S$ amount to bring initially? I have a fair bit of US$ put aside too. When I do a trip like this I usually bring more than what I figure I will need. I use the metric conversion, double it and add 32. Hahahaha. Seriously though, I will figure that I need say $1500. Then I would bring $2250 to $3000 for the trip. This would be for 2 weeks and not include the hotel or airfare. I will be prepared no matter what the bank personal screw up. I am not up on all tha acronyms here. What are OCBC, DBS, UOB, and HSBC?

Dave C

Quote from: 'ttwjr32' pid='31504' dateline='1266008679'

another suggestion also. i always had 500 dollars on me tucked in
my wallet just incase something like a confusion with the bank had
occured. never had to use it but at the rates of exchange that would
more than cover quite a few days while you sorted it out. and when i
returned home i had 500 dollars that i didnt use


I always do this Ted. A few years ago I was cleaning out my wallet and I found a few $50's stuck in a pocket I never use. I don't ever remember putting them in but I just thought "bonus!" I usually over budget anyways. I call it my metric budget, double it and add 32. I didn't use it the last time in europe. My mistake. I will be making sure that I will not get stuck this trip. I will hide a couple hundred in my wallet this time too. A couple hundred US that is. $200 US today cost me $13,66 to buy ($213.66 CDN to buy $200 US) I finally heard from her today. She has written to me every day faithfully. The last letter I got from her she said that she was not feeling well. She has been very sick. She did agree to write to my personal e-mail. I know she will not be using the agency for e-mailing seeing as the agency is in Shenzhen and she is in Singapore. I guess it may go through the agency though. We will see. Thanks for the advise though.

Dave C
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Post by: mustfocus on February 13, 2010, 07:29:25 am
Dave,

That's harder to estimate, but I'd say... $40/day for food... the places I mentioned in the private message I would have to check to see...  C$3000 seems kinda over the top (I've never had to carry that much cash on hand anywhere I go).

As for what all those letters mean, those are the main banks in Singapore. :icon_biggrin:
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 14, 2010, 02:36:23 am
when i came here in september if you guys only knew what i brought in my carry on
bag. its a wonder i made it here but i did and i immediately put it in the bank of china.
now when i go back to the USA it will feel funny because i will have to convert so much
chinese to usa dollars, take out 50,000 here to have 4000 there   hahahaha
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Post by: Bee964 on February 15, 2010, 05:42:55 pm
Quote from: 'mustfocus' pid='31560' dateline='1266064165'

Dave,

That's harder to estimate, but I'd say... $40/day for food... the places I mentioned in the private message I would have to check to see...  C$3000 seems kinda over the top (I've never had to carry that much cash on hand anywhere I go).

As for what all those letters mean, those are the main banks in Singapore. :icon_biggrin:


The bank names, totally had me. I didn't have a clue. The amount of money, well I will bring at least $100/day. should cover meals and some entertainment. 12 days there, so $1200 at least. Like I said earlier, I do not want to be stuck. I set up PAYPAL today because they have a money request option you can ask friends and relatives for money. Just thought this can't hurt. I would rather bring money home after a great trip. I will make use of the hotel safe. I like having the security of the cash on hand too. I thank you for all the advise you and 007 have given me about Singapore. I am getting a little excited about going now as the dates draw closer. Excited and nervous. There is something else I would like to ask you about, cell phones. I'm on pay as you go. I like this. I don't want a contract. Bad experience with Rogers. Is there pay as you go in Singapore? I have seen some discussion on cell phones here but more with regards to China. If I have to get a contract then so be it. Any help is always appreciated.

Dave C
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Post by: mustfocus on February 15, 2010, 06:07:22 pm
It depends on who you're with in terms of cell phone provider.  If you're using Bell or Telus, unfortunately unless you have the new 3G phones, you're SOL.  If you're using one of their 3G phones, you MAY have service there (3G is still too new for anyone I know to test it).  If you're using Rogers or Fido (GSM), you should be able to hook up into their network.  But what I would suggest is this... If you can borrow an unlocked GSM cell phone and charger from someone you know here, bring it with you.  Then go to the nearest Singtel store and buy a sim card from there.  I think it's $35 or something like that and will give you a local number.  Pass the number along to the people who need to know it and use that.  Topping the card up is not hard to do (and I'm sure your lady can help).  Also the rates for calling Canada are much better than if you take a Canadian phone with you and call home.  What I do with my friends is tell them my Singapore number (065-9xxx-yyyy) and tell them to text me if they need something...

When you leave, you can discard the card and it will expire eventually.

As for money, $100 a day is cool.  Except for a few days where you go for the more expensive stuff (like Sentosa's attractions), I don't see you spending that much money.

Enjoy yourself.  Singapore's a safe country.  And you won't have to worry about the agency either.
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on February 15, 2010, 06:50:44 pm
I bought a second hand nokia and new sim card over there total cost 250 RMB £25.00 UK pounds equivalent...
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 15, 2010, 06:53:19 pm
Bee, not sure but i would buy a sim card to install in your phone while your there.
       my phone has the capabilities to hold two sim cards so that works well for me
       here in china
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Post by: mustfocus on February 15, 2010, 08:30:09 pm
Rob and Ted: but he's going to Singapore, not China. :)  Singapore only supports GSM technology...unfortunately we also have CDMA here as well.
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Post by: Bee964 on February 15, 2010, 11:16:30 pm
I have a gsm phone but the AT&T web site said that it won't work there. I have a blackberry pearl that is a spare phone from a friend that I could use. I have not checked to see if it takes a simm card. I will figure something out. I just figured that I would ask the experienced members. I had read somewhere on the web about ordering simm cards from another country for use in the respective country. I just didn't mark the page and I am having trouble finding it again. I like the pay as you go plans but the drawback is you have to get one for each country you want to visit. I have a US one for travel in the US. The phone is a good little phone. It cost me $4.95 US. I put $100 on it every year and it keeps the account open and I can use the phone anytime I want. I live less than 5 miles from the US border so the phone works well here. When my parents are in florida I can call them from here and a 20 minute call is only about $3.00. I think I will be alright with the blackberry. I will dig it up and check it out. Thanks for the advise again.

Dave C
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Post by: rockycoon on February 15, 2010, 11:32:41 pm
Hey Bee if you live 5 miles from the border, where are you living ?  I'm in Arizona, but  4 hours from the border, depending on
how fast you drive....:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: Bee964 on February 15, 2010, 11:44:39 pm
I live in Windsor Ontario, about 3 miles from downtown Detroit michigan.

Dave C
Het wait a minute here, how the heck did I get a reputation level of 1????

Dave C
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Post by: mustfocus on February 16, 2010, 12:18:05 am
Quote from: 'Bee964' pid='31829' dateline='1266293790'

I have a gsm phone but the AT&T web site said that it won't work there. I have a blackberry pearl that is a spare phone from a friend that I could use. I have not checked to see if it takes a simm card. I will figure something out. I just figured that I would ask the experienced members. I had read somewhere on the web about ordering simm cards from another country for use in the respective country. I just didn't mark the page and I am having trouble finding it again. I like the pay as you go plans but the drawback is you have to get one for each country you want to visit. I have a US one for travel in the US. The phone is a good little phone. It cost me $4.95 US. I put $100 on it every year and it keeps the account open and I can use the phone anytime I want. I live less than 5 miles from the US border so the phone works well here. When my parents are in florida I can call them from here and a 20 minute call is only about $3.00. I think I will be alright with the blackberry. I will dig it up and check it out. Thanks for the advise again.

Dave C


Hi Dave, the phone has to be an unlocked phone if you want to put in a card from another country.  If it's AT&T, most likely it's locked.  But you can check with your local guys.  Before you decide which network (Singapore has 3), find out which network your lady uses on her cell phone.  Often there are benefits to using the same network.  I'll get you the site of the right network if you can find out which network.
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Post by: mustfocus on February 16, 2010, 12:52:28 am
TigerDirect has unlocked phones (well, the Canadian one does).
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Post by: Bee964 on February 16, 2010, 09:37:16 am
Quote from: 'Vince G' pid='31848' dateline='1266299474'

I sold my last spare phone it was locked anyway and there are ways to unlock it? But with all the crap to go through I'll get a pay by phone when I get there. Just in case it's needed.... Hello honey, I'm lost?


I was thinking of getting a pay by phone when I get there. I still just might do this. BTW, I never get lost. People are always telling me where to go AND what to do when I get there.

Dave C

Quote from: 'mustfocus' pid='31850' dateline='1266299548'

TigerDirect has unlocked phones (well, the Canadian one does).


There is one here. I have never been in it but will go later today. Thanks for the heads up on TigerDirect.

Dave C
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Post by: mustfocus on February 16, 2010, 08:12:24 pm
That's why I despise guided tours...can't stand them...rush you from one place to another and won't let you enjoy anything...

Hence why I try to  be a little vague with destinations...I'll give you a general idea and you can take it from there.
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 18, 2010, 06:56:41 pm
guided tours are i think a waste also because as mustfocus said they
usually do rush you thru the agenda. i usually just pick an area and wing
it from there but i do have the option to stay longer if i like what i am seeing
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Post by: David5o on February 20, 2010, 08:31:59 pm
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Dr. Phil's Test !!!!

 
Below is the Dr. Phil's Test.

Some  folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out!!!
 
This  is a real test given by Human Relations  Departments at  many of the major corporations  today.   It  helps them get better insight concerning their  employees and in their prospective  employees.
 
 The  following test is pretty accurate and  it only  takes a few minutes.
 
 So Take this test for yourself  


Remember, ...the Answers reflect  who you are now,... and  not who you  were in the past!!!..

There  are 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and  paper.  Record your letter answers to each  question. AND YOU DO NEED TO BE HONEST!!!


The Questions......

1. When  do you feel your best...

 
 A)   in the morning
 B)  during  the afternoon and early evening
 C)   late at night

 
 2.   You usually  walk...

 A)   fairly fast, with long steps
 B)   fairly fast, with little steps
 C)   less fast head up, looking the world in  the face
 D)  less fast, head  down
 E)  very slowly

 
3.  When  talking to people you...

 A)   stand with your arms folded
 B)   have your hands clasped
 C)   have one or both your hands on your  hips
 D)  touch or push the person  to whom you are talking
 E)    play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth  your hair
 

 4.  When  relaxing, you sit with..

 A)  your  knees bent with your legs neatly side by  side
 B)  your legs  crossed
 C)  your legs stretched  out or straight
 D)  one leg curled  under you
 

5. When  something really amuses you, you react  with...

 A)  big  appreciated laugh
 B)  a laugh, but  not a loud one
 C)   a quiet chuckle
 D)  a  sheepish smile
 

 6.   When  you go to a party or social gathering  you...

 A)   make a loud entrance so everyone notices  you
 B)  make a quiet entrance,  looking around for someone you know
 C)   make the quietest entrance, trying to stay  unnoticed
 

 7.  You're  working very hard, concentrating hard, and  you're interrupted...

 A)   welcome the break
 B)   feel extremely irritated
 C)   vary between these two  extremes
 
 
 8.   Which  of the following colors do you like  most....  
 
A)   Red or orange
 B)   black
 C)  yellow or light  blue
 D)  green
 E)   dark blue or purple
 F)   white
 G)  brown or  gray

 
9.   When  you are in bed at night, in those last few  moments before going to sleep you  are.....  
 
 A)   stretched out on your back
 B)   stretched out face down on your  stomach
 C)   on your side, slightly curled
 D)   with your head on one arm
 E)   with your head under the  covers
 

10.  You  often dream that you  are...

 A)   falling
 B)   fighting or struggling
 C)   searching for something or  somebody
 D)   flying or floating
 E)   you usually have dreamless  sleep
 F)   your dreams are always  pleasant
   
   
   
  POINTS SCORE:

 
  1.   (a) 2     (b) 4      (c) 6
 2.  (a) 6     (b)  4     (c) 7     (d)  2   (e) 1
 3.   (a) 4     (b) 2      (c) 5     (d) 7   (e)  6
 4.  (a) 4     (b) 6      (c) 2     (d)  1
 5.  (a) 6     (b) 4      (c) 3     (d) 5    (e) 2
 6.  (a) 6     (b)  4     (c) 2
 7.  (a) 6      (b) 2     (c)  4
 8.   (a) 6     (b) 7      (c) 5     (d) 4    (e) 3      (f) 2     (g)  1
 9.  (a) 7     (b) 6      (c) 4     (d) 2     (e ) 1
 10 (a) 4     (b)  2     (c) 3     (d) 5      (e) 6     (f)  1


 
 
 


Now add up the total number of points, and leave them in a post on this thread.

I'll post your score results tomorrow.....
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on February 20, 2010, 11:03:29 pm
funny I got 59
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Post by: Arnold on February 21, 2010, 12:22:26 am
Strange that mine is only 39 . Hope that is good .:-/
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Post by: maxx on February 21, 2010, 12:46:34 am
I ended up with 48
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Post by: Rhonald on February 21, 2010, 01:19:42 am
45 for me
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 21, 2010, 02:06:41 am
i scored a 50
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Post by: Neil on February 21, 2010, 02:32:32 am
37, but the blanket is over my head because it's cold.  honest :blush:
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Post by: shaun on February 21, 2010, 08:39:17 am
I got a 44.
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Post by: David5o on February 21, 2010, 09:17:41 am
.


Dr Phil's Test....

Here are your results to your total points score. So i hope you were all ''Honest'' with yourselves!!!
 
Please Note, ....Those scores that are within 1 or 2 points from the next higher band, will have traits within that next band....


OVER 60 POINTS:   Others  see you as someone they should "handle with  care."  You're seen as vain, self-centered,  and extremely dominant. Others  may admire you, wishing they could be more like  you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to  become too deeply involved with  you.
 
51  TO 60 POINTS:   Others see you as an exciting, highly  volatile, rather impulsive personality, a  natural leader, who's quick to make decisions,  though not always the right ones.  They see  you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will  try anything once, someone who takes chances and  enjoys an adventure.  They enjoy being in  your company because of the excitement you  radiate..
 
41 TO 50  POINTS:  Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,  amusing, practical, and always interesting,  someone who's constantly in the center of  attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to  let it go to their head.  They also see you  as kind, considerate, and understanding, someone  who'll always cheer them up and help them  out.
 
31  TO 40 POINTS:  Others  see you as sensible, cautious, careful &  practical.  They see you as clever, gifted,  or talented, but modest.  Not a person who  makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone  who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and  who expects the same loyalty in return.   Those who really get to know you, realize  it takes a lot to shake your trust in your  friends, but equally that it takes you a long  time to get over if that trust is ever  broken.
 
21 TO 30  POINTS:  Your friends see you as  painstaking and fussy.  They see you as  very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and  steady plodder.  It would really surprise  them if you ever did something  impulsively or  on the spur of the moment, expecting you to  examine everything carefully from every angle  and then, usually decide against it. They think  this reaction is caused partly by your careful  nature.
 
UNDER  21 POINTS:    People think you are shy, nervous, and  indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who  always wants someone else to make the decisions  and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone  or anything! They see you as a worrier who  always sees problems that don't exist.   Some people think you're boring.   Only those who know you well, know that  you aren't...

By the way, ....My score was 43
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Post by: David5o on February 21, 2010, 12:00:19 pm
Vince,

Yes your right, it was a test put together by one of your better known Universities for use by corporate companies on employee testing. I think Dr Phil used it on his programme one time, and became popular among guests and his name just got attached to it from then on....

But is is supposed to be a very real and accurate personality test, according to the top Sociologists in your country. Who am i to argue with them!!  haha!!!

David....
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on February 23, 2010, 06:16:00 am
Some of you may recall that last Summer I was ditched by one Chinese lady by text message which simply read 'Our relationship is finished' .  I was a bit miffed by that method of being cast aside.

But today I feel much happier - A multi million pound English footballer has been ditched by his multimillion pound singing star wife by text.  You can guess what she said ' Our relationship is finished"  So if it good enough for them I can no longer complain about the treatment that I received. :icon_cool:

Mind you I did not have five lovers during the time I as with her as the footballer did!!!!

Willy
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Post by: rockycoon on February 23, 2010, 12:16:42 pm
6
Willy, ya beat the football star, but then how many women are there in
China?....so much work, so little time.....:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on February 23, 2010, 07:37:49 pm
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='32394' dateline='1266945402'

6
Willy, ya beat the football star, but then how many women are there in
China?....so much work, so little time.....:icon_cheesygrin:


Someone better come on and substitute for me COS I am a married man now.  There is one thing that I could not do until I got married and I do not intend to do it ever!!!!

Willy
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on February 24, 2010, 06:02:32 am
One other problem I need help with.  

My wife has gone to her home city to apply for exit/entry papers for Hong Kong and to sort out a passport at the same time.  She could be away for 5 days.  She left me sufficient food for more than that period including eggs.

Her elder sister has just turned up with another package and it is full of eggs.

My problem is I do not have a recipe for a 90 egg omelette!!!! Yes I now have 90 eggs carefully piled up on my table.  

As well as the recipe how about supplier of gigantic frying pans????

Anyone passing just throw some corn out!!

If I tried hatching them would I be a 'red neck' or a speckled back hen?  

They must think I am off my Clucking head!!!

Willy
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on February 24, 2010, 09:24:15 am
Willy.... that is a bit Egg-stravagent...lol:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

A bit 'E(gg)treme' if you ask me...

Now here's a thought...Start up your own market stall selling eggs, raw, fried, poached, boiled eggtsrecta eggstectra..
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Post by: David5o on February 24, 2010, 10:15:53 am
Willy,

Or you could eat them, be it fried, boiled, poached, scrambled, omelettes many varieties...etc
But you do stand a very good chance of ending up very much ''Egg Bound'' ..lol!!!

David.....
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on February 24, 2010, 04:32:24 pm
Quote from: 'David5o' pid='32482' dateline='1267024553'

Willy,

Or you could eat them, be it fried, boiled, poached, scrambled, omelettes many varieties...etc
But you do stand a very good chance of ending up very much ''Egg Bound'' ..lol!!!

David.....



Egg stra egg stra read all about it.....

'Western man to be locked up for smuggling eggs into Hong Kong'

LOL
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on February 24, 2010, 07:08:50 pm
i am just dreading answering the door today.  It may be some bloody great rooster wanting to know if I was looking after his offspring or not!!!!!

Even worse it could be the Mei Mei son with another box of eggs!!!


Willy
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 24, 2010, 08:40:41 pm
Willy,

its the easiest thing to cook so maybe they are just looking out for you
and making sure you eatwhile angel is gone:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: rockycoon on February 24, 2010, 10:42:23 pm
Willy, first of all I was talking about your reputation before being married (Ref ; Shaun...)  :icon_cheesygrin:

Now as to the eggs...your colostrol level just went through the roof, plugged artries and all.  Several things to do..

1. hatch the eggs (this means sitting on them) and sell the chickens.

2. Talk your wife into a chicken farm.

3. Learn to juggle.

4. Open a "The good egg" restraunt in your neighborhood.

5. Give a free egg to every viagra customer...

6. Sell them to Mcdonalds..

By the way, take the corn they throw out and use it in your "still" that is the redneck way....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin: don't
forget to add suger...

and what ever you do.......don't bump the table....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on February 25, 2010, 04:58:20 am
Quote from: 'ttwjr32' pid='32512' dateline='1267062041'

Willy,

its the easiest thing to cook so maybe they are just looking out for you
and making sure your erstwhile angel is gone:icon_cheesygrin:


Well I had scrambled egg for lunch - 10 eggs.
 By heck these Chinese Chickens lay thick shelled eggs.  Not so easy to break as the UK ones.  The scrambled egg started off as an omellete but did not seem to work out that way.  Like Chinese women the eggs had a mind of their own.

Next meal could well be mushrooms, ham and eggs.  Lots of bloody eggs!!!

Willy
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Post by: shaun on February 25, 2010, 05:07:37 am
Willy, do you need a couple of eggstra recipes?
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on February 25, 2010, 05:22:59 am
Quote from: 'shaun' pid='32547' dateline='1267092457'

Willy, do you need a couple of eggstra recipes?



No Thanks Shaun -but if you have an odd cook or two available then they will help as the sight of those eggs are really destroying the plans I had made for feeding myself this week!!!

Willy

Shaun I said Cook or two. Bloody Colonials!!!! :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 25, 2010, 05:40:42 pm
Willy,

a 10 egg omelete? holy cow what are you doing?
and i am sure a few peices of toast with that from
the new toaster?

looks like my bird you put on here.
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Post by: rockycoon on February 26, 2010, 01:26:23 am
Have you seen your bird lately, if not it got mistaken for a guina hen....oop's....:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 26, 2010, 03:40:47 am
the bird is alive and well
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Post by: David5o on February 26, 2010, 05:59:19 am
I remember a stint in Saudi, many years ago, i was involved with the handovers of newly constructed hospitals for the Ministry of Health in one camel townships. This particular hospital was in Hafra al Batin and about 500 km north of Riyadh. No-one had organised the catering for the handover team.

To cut a long story short, for around a week until things got organised, we were all living on eggs, beef bacon, and cheese!! Many a time during that week i had 6 to 8 egg omelettes, and even had seconds of 3 or 4 egg omelettes. But that was at a time when my metabolism was at full tilt, so never gained any weight or put on any inches... but was always a bit worried about becoming ''Egg bound'' lol!!

After that first week, the main contractor was contracted to supply and feed us in there site restaurant. Being a French company the rest of our time there, and at another site, was a pure gourmet's delight ..lol!!

David....
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Post by: ttwjr32 on February 26, 2010, 04:20:00 pm
a 10 egg omelet with a side of bacon
ow that will cure what ails you :icon_biggrin:
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 06, 2010, 12:18:39 am
Has anyone else had a problem changing money in China.

A friend went to the bank today - Saturday but they said they cannot change US Dollars on a Saturday or Sunday as they do not receive the latest rates until Monday!

This is with Bank of China - anyone else had this problem?

Willy
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Post by: rockycoon on March 06, 2010, 01:59:35 am
Willy, don't they have a bank of london branch there.  They seem to have them everywhere and in every country.  So I would think they have a branch there, and
would be so much easier for you to access your money from that little "nestegg" you have aquired.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 06, 2010, 03:30:03 am
No point Rocky - no money in any Bank in Britain - safes just stuffed with IOU's.

But there is really an on-line Bank called EGG.  Perhaps I should open an account there.

My NESTEGG is waiting while I HATCH an EGGXITTING plan to make a fortune in China without having to SHELL out much money.  But the info is SCRAMBLED in case one of the the EGGHEADS is able CRACK the system and POACH the idea.  I am waiting until FRYDAY to release the info but if any hatch before then I will have a PLUCKING could time but the business will be BLOWN I will be GUTTED and the YOKE will be on me.

Sing along with me 'Count your eggies, count them one by one'

Willy
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Post by: shaun on March 06, 2010, 07:13:58 pm
Absolutely EGGCITING.  We should all CROW with happiness.  On Monday there will less CHICKEN FEED in the EGGSCHANGE.
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Post by: rockycoon on March 06, 2010, 10:04:36 pm
You guys are bad.....really bad......   10 points each.....

God help the Chinese when Shaun gets there and you two are together...nothing will be safe......It will be EGGCITING to say the least, but take a snow shovel
shaun, so you can clear a path in the EGGS to get to Willy's front door......You can practice Willy's favorite sport...drinking beer on the front porch and
EGGING taxi's as they drive by...:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: shaun on March 07, 2010, 06:48:05 am
Don,

It will be a EGGSTRA special time for me.  I am so EGGCITED about going to meet so many EGGTENSIONAL people.  I can tell that there is an EGGUBERANT feeling beginning to well up inside me.  Guys I'm sorry I know I am Yoking too much.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 07, 2010, 09:31:48 am
At least it is not me Egging them on!!  How many hatching days now Shaun?

Willy
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Post by: shaun on March 07, 2010, 09:46:24 pm
Quote from: 'Willy The Londoner' pid='33428' dateline='1267972308'
At least it is not me Egging them on!!  How many hatching days now Shaun?

Willy

24 before departure and 25 before I see her face to face.  But who is counting?

Dang Vince,  I could have used that one.
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Post by: Bee964 on March 07, 2010, 09:59:05 pm
Shaun,

When are you going and where are you going?

Dave C
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Post by: shaun on March 07, 2010, 10:14:36 pm
David,

I leave for Shenzhen March 31 6:15am in Atlanta, Ga.  It takes 2 1/2 hours to drive to ATL.  I could fly for an extra $400.00 but would rather spend it in China.
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Post by: rockycoon on March 07, 2010, 11:00:57 pm
I don't even think the ticket counter is open at that hour..:sleepy:zzzzzzzzzz

get lots of hot coffee Shaun, and a small computer game as it sounds like your in for quite a wait....and even after your wait...more wait...more wait....finally the plane is
loading....wait....wait....we are ready to take off....wait....wait....:dodgy:
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Post by: Bee964 on March 08, 2010, 03:46:48 am
Shaun,

I leave for Singapore March 31st at 7:30 am. The flight leaves from Detroit metro airport, I live in Windsor Ontario. I should be there 3 hours early. Given the border crossing and driving time of about 1/2 hour I have to be ready to leave by about 3 or 4 am at the latest. I don't think I will get much sleep that night. Maybe I will stay at a hotel near the airport the night before. They usually have specials that offer deals on parking your car for the length of the trip included with the room. Are you staying 2 weeks? I will be staying two weeks but I get the feeling that I should have booked three weeks. I am only worried about if there is no chemistry between us. I really think that there will be chemistry between us though. She seems to be able to address things in letters as I think of them, showing that our minds are connected somewhat.

I hope that you enjoy yourself while you are there. My lady used to live in Shenzhen. She was only transferred to Singapore a year ago for work. I will find out if she will return there when she is done her work. Do you live in Georgia?

Dave C
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Post by: shaun on March 08, 2010, 05:35:52 am
I am leaving around 7pm and will find my terminal.  I am taking a cheap air mattress that I will leave behind.  Ear plugs and Ambien should do the trick.  My computer will be with me and I will plug in until I get tired and then go to sleep.

I do not want to drive I am looking at a couple of shuttle services.  It will cost $5.00 a day to park my SUV there.  $60.00 for the length of time plus about $50.00 for fuel.  I can take the shuttle for $75.00 unless they have bumped the prices.  Here is the real reason for it.  When I come back I land at 10:40pm and then to drive back along for 2 12 hours.  I don't want to fall asleep at the wheel.

Dave,

I will be there 10 days.  Arrive 1:15 on the first and leave 3:15 on the 11th.  

I live in Augusta and the businesses shuts down the first week in April every year for the Masters tournament.  The only things open are Restaurants, Bars, Motels, Convenience Stores and Brothels.  No school but I have to get back for the first day of school.  I work for the BOE and own a store.  The only thing I am worried about, and I am not too worried, is the chemistry.  Man we got it on the web chat; just want to see if it works face to face.  I think there will be fireworks when we see each other.

I hope you enjoy yourself too.  I know I will.

Shaun
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Post by: rockycoon on March 08, 2010, 10:37:57 pm
The only things open are Restaurants, Bars, Motels, Convenience Stores and Brothels.


Shaun, I am confused, how do you know about the brothels ?....:huh::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin: You ahh don't happen to
caddie for Tiger do you....:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: Bee964 on March 08, 2010, 11:19:45 pm
Shaun,

I just drove through Atlanta 2 days ago. (A lot of nuts on the interstate trying to get to the race track this past weekend.) I should have asked you earlier. And yes, how do you know the brothels are open?? :icon_cheesygrin:

Dave C
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 09, 2010, 01:27:01 am
That $400 is a good saving Shaun.  Plus the other you save on route.

That is going to buy a whole pile of Eggs!!!!  You do realise that Peggy really likes egg.  She even has one in her name!!!! LOL

Just had a new delivery last night.  

Willy
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Post by: rockycoon on March 09, 2010, 01:31:40 am
Shaun, so many stu's, so little time. :icon_cool: No grabbing.....:icon_cheesygrin:
Willy, I hear that a 747 cargo bay can hold lots and lots of eggs for Shaun to take home...:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: rockycoon on March 09, 2010, 07:54:02 pm
By the way Shaun....about those brothels ??? can we get
pictures ? :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: shaun on March 09, 2010, 09:06:55 pm
About the brothels?  Look on craigslist.  There also is a yahoo directory that shows them on a map.  I showed my business partner that there was down the street from his house.  You should have seen the look on his face.  His wife, she said she wondered why police cars were always going down there.

During the tournament these ladies and boys come out of the woodworks, and yes I have heard stories about Tiger way before the news broke out.

Many people rent their homes out during the Master's Tournament.  I used to rent mine out.  The last year, when I was still married, we came home a day early.  The house was suppose to be empty, we walked in, with the children I might add, only to find a naked man with two naked women who appeared to be having a good time.  That was the end of our house renting days.  $5000.00 for one week was not bad at all.  Fortunately my children didn't see much.  It more than paid for our vacation.

Me? Go to a brothel?  Naa... They can't afford me. :icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: rockycoon on March 10, 2010, 01:52:35 am
Darn isn't that our luck, here a renter has two women,
 needs help from the landlord
and darn if his wife isn't with him, so he can't
help out.
 And it would be the neighborly thing to do....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

And about those brothel's, first you knew about them, then look them up on crag's list, and have a map with driving instructions.
shaun, shaun, shaun....shame on you....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

also, it's agiansed the law to walk in on renters without 24 hour notice from the landlord, or was this an "emergency inspection" :>)

And yes bribery will get you a vacation --- providing you have a camera....hahahaha
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Post by: shaun on March 10, 2010, 05:10:45 am
:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

The male renter was suppose to be gone.  I was told that the house was not rented out for the last day so I came home a day early.  BIG mistake.  The ex put the brakes on to renting it out anymore.  Her comment was "I don't want anyone else f*****g in our bed.  I thought well at least she is consistent.  A more accurate sentence would have been to take the word "else" out of the remark.

To answer your question Don, you perv, I drove a limo one year for the Tournament and my boss insisted I know where they were so that if my clients wanted to go, I knew where to take them.  Good news was no one asked but I thought it was hysterical that one was down the street from my business partners house.  The wife knew about it and had never told her husband.  They've been married 8 years and she has lived in that house over 20.  When I told him about it she rolled her eyes and he smiled and said he needed to walk down the street just to check it out.  She told him she would break both of his legs.  He is a retired police officer and said he wanted to see if they needed to be busted. :icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 10, 2010, 07:34:31 am
Shuan,
whats the air mattress for? sleeping in the airport?
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Post by: Bee964 on March 10, 2010, 07:59:40 am
Shaun,

I would like to know if these neighbours of your business partner need any help around the house Shaun. Cut the grass, rake the leaves..... Wash the windows? :icon_cheesygrin: Yea, I'll do those windows. :icon_cool: Hahahahaha!

Dave C
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 10, 2010, 08:08:33 am
Hey Dave,

i suppose you mean inside ad out right lol
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Post by: Bee964 on March 10, 2010, 08:26:07 am
Oh Yea!!

Dave C
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Post by: rockycoon on March 10, 2010, 11:24:08 am
I think your pardner did want to see if they were "busted"...probably already "busted"...

 Her comment was "I don't want anyone else f*****g in our bed. I thought well at least she is consistent.

Does this include you? :s:icon_cheesygrin:

Your Chinese wife will break both your legs, both arms and you'll be sucking dinner out of a straw if she catches you washing windows there....hahaha
Put the windex down, and back slowely away....
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Post by: shaun on March 10, 2010, 10:06:36 pm
Quote from: 'ttwjr32' pid='33797' dateline='1268224471'

Shuan,
whats the air mattress for? sleeping in the airport?


absolutely!!!!!  Since I will be there most of the night.  I don't want to arrive there at 4:00am for a 6:15am flight.

David,  You are headed for China, there is no need to waste the money or time at the Brothel.  If I can abstain for over two years then so can you.

Don, Of course I was included in her comment.

Last night I had dinner with my partner and his wife.  I mentioned the Brothel and she said with a kind of wry smile, "It's not open anymore."  Her husband with a look of shock on his face said, "Really?"  I about fell out of my chair, laughing.    My friend also commented that he didn't realize I was that bad off and then said 3 more weeks and you won't have to worry about that anymore.  I need to learn to keep my mouth shut.
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 10, 2010, 10:15:53 pm
Shaun put a cup beside you when your sleeping and
you might wake up with money in it :icon_cheesygrin:
you see this in China on weekends  lol
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Post by: Martin on March 10, 2010, 10:16:30 pm
Quote from: 'shaun' pid='33876' dateline='1268276796'

Quote from: 'ttwjr32' pid='33797' dateline='1268224471'

Shuan,
whats the air mattress for? sleeping in the airport?


absolutely!!!!!  Since I will be there most of the night.  I don't want to arrive there at 4:00am for a 6:15am flight.

David,  You are headed for China, there is no need to waste the money or time at the Brothel.  If I can abstain for over two years then so can you.

Don, Of course I was included in her comment.


Shaun is funny...he thinks that he will be sleeping at the airport.  He is going to China to meet the love of his life...and his nerves will let him sleep.  Good luck! hehehe
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Post by: shaun on March 10, 2010, 10:21:05 pm
I can try can't I?  Martin, you are more than likely right but you never know.
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Post by: Martin on March 10, 2010, 10:23:31 pm
I was just kidding around Shaun.  I think its a good idea.  It sure beats trying to sleep on uncomfortable airport chairs.  Even if you only get a couple of hours, it will be more restful than you would get otherwise.
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Post by: shaun on March 11, 2010, 05:09:57 am
I hope so.
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 11, 2010, 08:44:29 am
i would still try the cup  lol  

Shaun be careful with your carry on bag while your sleeping
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Post by: rockycoon on March 11, 2010, 10:38:26 am
Airport security will think he's trying to smuggle a tractor onboard, because of the snoring...haha
use the carry on bag for a pillow Shaun.

Did your friend have a tear in his eye, when he found out the brothel was closed.....:icon_cry:
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Post by: Bee964 on March 11, 2010, 01:13:31 pm
Shaun,

I was only kidding about the brothels.

I too have thought about sleeping in the airport as well as trying to sleep on the plane. I am not planning on getting much, if any, sleep. I will be excited and nervous about meeting her so if I get a little bit of sleep it will be a miracle! If you are going to sleep in the airport, secure your carry on bag.

By the way, I have abstained from it for a couple years now. A couple more weeks, if I am lucky, will not matter.

Dave C
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Post by: rockycoon on March 11, 2010, 09:34:37 pm
Shaun, put your arm through the strapping on it, then put your head on it and it will be safe (works on Harley's)...don't snore...haha
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 12, 2010, 08:26:02 am
if security kicks you its time to move to the next terminal lol
in 1996 i was stuck at gwbush airport in texas for 28 hours when that hurricane went thru and flooded
there roads out. there were about 30,000 people stuck there so i went to sleep on the luggage rack and
had a great sleep. the next moring i woke up early and everyone was all over all the racks. i got a coffee
and went to get a seat and someone turned on the racks and it was funny whe everyone wet scrambling off
of them but i guess whoever turned them on and then off was lucky nobody got hurt
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Post by: rockycoon on March 13, 2010, 01:18:33 am
Good thing you didn't get "bagged and tagged" God only knows where you would have been sent to....or lost...:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: David E on March 13, 2010, 01:31:54 am
Better living through modern Chemistry Guys !!!!

Just ask your Doc for 2  X 10mg Tamezepam Pills...take one as you buckle your seat belt on the plane and...hey presto, you will wake up rested and refreshed as you land in China...do the same on your way home........works for me :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

David
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 13, 2010, 04:17:40 am
if that would have got me out of there sooner i was all for it
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Post by: Bee964 on March 13, 2010, 06:46:40 am
David E,

Yes, thats whats nice about having a father that is a psychiatrist. He suggested ativan. I can only bring 1 pill though. I don't want to be labled a drug smuggler in Singapore. He also wrote me a script for the blue pills too! I will have to check up on these.

Just read an article on Singapore in the january issue of National Geographic. "According to a poll by the Durex condom company, Singaporeans have less intercourse than almost any other country on Earth." NOW I'm really depressed!!

Dave C
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Post by: shaun on March 13, 2010, 06:54:49 am
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='34071' dateline='1268361277'
Shaun, put your arm through the strapping on it, then put your head on it and it will be safe (works on Harley's)...don't snore...haha

That is the plan.

As far as sleeping pills all my medical plan would let me have is Ambian 10mg.  The Doc tell me to take one and if I am still awake then take a second but no more.  When I get on the airplane in Toronto I will switch to China time and take a couple more if need be. Hopefully I will hit the ground running when I get there.
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 13, 2010, 07:19:47 am
Shaun running from the clippers lol
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Post by: shaun on March 14, 2010, 08:20:33 am
Ted, it is true but I think Peggy's best friend put an end to it.  She has not mentioned my facial hair since.  I'll make sure I am wide awake when I get off the airplane, don't want to be scalped around the mouth while I am in a drugged state. :icon_cheesygrin::dodgy:
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Post by: David E on March 14, 2010, 04:35:56 pm
Quote from: 'Bee964' pid='34252' dateline='1268480800'

David E,

Yes, thats whats nice about having a father that is a psychiatrist. He suggested ativan. I can only bring 1 pill though. I don't want to be labled a drug smuggler in Singapore. He also wrote me a script for the blue pills too! I will have to check up on these.

Just read an article on Singapore in the january issue of National Geographic. "According to a poll by the Durex condom company, Singaporeans have less intercourse than almost any other country on Earth." NOW I'm really depressed!!

Dave C


Dave

No problems at all in Singapore about what drugs you bring in...PROVIDED you have a prescription for them !!!

As for Singaporeans and sex...I guess the Men are all too busy trying to make some money !!!...its a tough and competitive world they live in !!!

David
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Post by: rockycoon on March 14, 2010, 11:22:15 pm
Taking all those drugs Shaun, your hair will fall out on the way.  As far as "walking off the plane"  I doubt it, perhaps the
attending doctors will try to walk you off...haha   I can see it now....Hi Peggy.zzzzzzz Hi honey how are you zzzzzzzz  I missed you..zzzzzz
my passport? zzzzzzzz why are you going through my bags ? zzzzzzzzzzzz Peggy where are we.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oh the price your gonna pay the next day....hahaha :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: shaun on March 15, 2010, 05:13:47 am
Talk about confusion.  I'll pop some No Doze about 1 hour before we land.  My body won't know what to do.  The great thing about Ambian is that there is not lingering affect that I can see.  But the moment I see her, if there is any fog at all, it will clear right up. :icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: rockycoon on March 15, 2010, 11:32:55 am
more drugs....that marrage thing is getting more positive all the time.  I see you so stoned that you'll be married before you
can get out of the cab..hahaha    

zzzzzzzz whaaat, oh yeh, I do? zzzzzzzzzz whaaaat, married, I am...zzzzzzzzzzz  (Peggy smiling) (crowd cheering, camera's clicking)...and the groom sleeps on....haha

By the way, with no-doze, I'll have the intensive care unit standing by....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 15, 2010, 07:05:09 pm
well Shuan another day goes by, getting closer to your departure time
i wonder after your visit and with Willy living here if China will start to
issue visa's on a less frequent basis as China will never be the same:icon_biggrin:

wow i am glad i have my visa to stay here as in a month it might have
been to late  

hahahahaha
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Post by: rockycoon on March 16, 2010, 12:34:05 am
Shaun, congrats bro, now I win the bet....zzzzzzzzzzzz :icon_cheesygrin:

To quote Cheech & Chong  : Wow man, you just took more drugs than anyone I've ever seen.....:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 16, 2010, 02:36:31 am
Got my new debit card at last - how long has it been - 5 or 6 weeks.   Problem is the pin number no longer works so another week at least before I can start drawing money from it.

Willy.
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Post by: rockycoon on March 16, 2010, 04:01:15 am
great avatar willy, i am impressed.
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Post by: shaun on March 16, 2010, 04:57:28 am
You just notice Willy's avitar Don?  Now who is the druggie?

Gee and those comments coming from a man who completely tore his house down because he bought a new toy. :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

Can't wait to see what you're going to do with the new boat.  28'?  Cabin cruiser?
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 16, 2010, 08:59:40 am
Quote from: 'shaun' pid='34609' dateline='1268729848'

You just notice Willy's avitar Don?  Now who is the druggie?

Gee and those comments coming from a man who completely tore his house down because he bought a new toy. :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

Can't wait to see what you're going to do with the new boat.  28'?  Cabin cruiser?


Probably cut a hole in the floor to fish through!!!!

Do boats have floors??????

Willy
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Post by: shaun on March 16, 2010, 06:01:39 pm
OK.  Now look who is on drugs.  Willy did you change your avitar before or after my comments in post 336?:icon_redface:

Great avitar Willy. :s
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Post by: Bee964 on March 16, 2010, 08:09:08 pm
Quote from: 'Willy The Londoner' pid='34596' dateline='1268721391'

Got my new debit card at last - how long has it been - 5 or 6 weeks.   Problem is the pin number no longer works so another week at least before I can start drawing money from it.

Willy.


As long as the eggs hold out, you should be ok Willy.
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Post by: rockycoon on March 16, 2010, 09:17:41 pm
Hole through the deck to fish through, bilge pumps running wild...and thats Captian Rocky.....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: shaun on March 16, 2010, 09:53:07 pm
Arg!!!!!!! Skipper.
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Post by: Bee964 on March 16, 2010, 10:31:17 pm
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='34717' dateline='1268788661'

Hole through the deck to fish through, bilge pumps running wild...and thats Captian Rocky.....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:


What flag ye be flyin' under cap'n Rock? The Jolly Roger? :fi_lone_ranger: :icon_cheesygrin:

Dave C
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 16, 2010, 10:31:37 pm
Quote from: 'shaun' pid='34683' dateline='1268776899'

OK.  Now look who is on drugs.  Willy did you change your avitar before or after my comments in post 336?:icon_redface:

Great avitar Willy. :s


Changed it before Shaun but then Love has a way of making us blind!!!!!

Ok Vince so on a liner how many floors 00pps sorry 'decks' do i get through before I get to the last bit between me and the water?

And is that last bit still called a deck?

Willy
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Post by: shaun on March 17, 2010, 04:56:22 am
Willy,

For the first time since I came on this board I think Vince is wrong.  I felt the earth tremble.  I understand Obama is declaring a national holiday.  The bottom of the boat is called the hull.

The flag Don will be flying is "The Jolly Old Codger."
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 17, 2010, 06:45:27 am
Quote from: 'shaun' pid='34783' dateline='1268816182'

Willy,

For the first time since I came on this board I think Vince is wrong.  I felt the earth tremble.  I understand Obama is declaring a national holiday.  The bottom of the boat is called the hull.

The flag Don will be flying is "The Jolly Old Codger."


Even I am amazed at that news.  I can hear rumblings coming along the the Pearl River.  I just hope that my eggs will not get scrambled with all this vibration.  

Willy
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Post by: shaun on March 17, 2010, 05:53:04 pm
Ah ha, but if you are drilling a hole to go fishing you have to drill through the hull.  This is unless the type of fishing expedition is for a different kind of fish.  For example you may be drilling a peep hold in the deck to look into the guest room below to see if Roy is looking at the elusive picture #4. :icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: maxx on March 17, 2010, 06:44:23 pm
The very bottem of the inside of a boat is called the Bilge.That is the lowest part of any boat.If you cut a hole in the bilge you will eather hit water or the keel.The keel is attached to the out side of the hull on the bottom of the boat.
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 17, 2010, 09:35:48 pm
ok rocky i will look for a dock for you on the pearl river
probably will take you 30 or 45 days to get here lol!!!
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Post by: shaun on March 17, 2010, 10:27:22 pm
He just needs a motor that runs on BS.
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 18, 2010, 06:13:56 am
Shaun,

how are the nerves doing bet your ready to leave NOOOOOWWW lol!!!!
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Post by: rockycoon on March 19, 2010, 02:07:02 am
Got a better look at the boat, and finally got it home.  Not v-4 volvo's, but 461ci v-6's, about a little over 500 hp.  God, I think the
fuel tank is 100 gal, can you think of how much to fill it up? but move, oh yes it will move and then some.  I just got a digital camera
which is a soney.  But the software is only for XT or Vista not 7 so I will have to put it on the old laptop that has XT.

I went to a buffet last night for st. Paddy's day.  It was corn beef and cabbage (well mostly corned beef)  I ate more than is humanly
possible.  I am still full.  Irishman would be proud of me and declare that I was Irish after that feed.  I did the Irish proud on that one.
don't know if I can still move...haha   Erin-go-brah...

Don't know if I could reach china, but if I could, it would be really really fast.....:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: shaun on March 19, 2010, 04:55:33 am
Just keep eating that corned beef and cabbage and you will make it.
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Post by: David E on March 19, 2010, 06:32:51 am
Corned Beef and cabbage...OMG...there goes global warming up another notch....all those greenhouse gasses !!!

Just point away from Aus for the next few days ..please Rock :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

DAVID
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Post by: rockycoon on March 19, 2010, 10:39:13 am
The wind of the earth blows around the earth from west to east, dropping lower with each circle of the globe, eventually settling on
the south pole where it dies out.  So look out australlia, your days are numbered.....haha :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
I always wondered why in every picture of Russia, there was never any sunshine, specially after St. Paddys day. Always overcast and
cloudy, now I know. Hummmmmm

Think, I'll get dressed and go have some more corned beef and cabbage....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: shaun on March 19, 2010, 01:26:11 pm
I noticed foul air this morning, it must have made it's way here.  All I can say to you Rocky is, "Just say No!"
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Post by: Irishman on March 19, 2010, 01:47:38 pm
Lol, our work canteen served cornbeef and cabbage on paddies day too. My mother always made that on the day too when I was younger, it really is a genuine Irish meal. Basic but good if done right :)
Just don't stand downwind of me a few hours later!
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Post by: David5o on March 19, 2010, 02:05:23 pm
Ronan...

I used to have an Irish friend back in my 20's, whenever i was round his house for an evening meal, His mother always seemed to dish up ''Boiled bacon. carrots and cabbage with either boiled potato's of mashed potato's!!!  I came to the conclusion that they must have lived on this meal, so that too.   ...must be a genuine Irish meal ....hahaha!!

David......
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Post by: rockycoon on March 20, 2010, 03:59:28 am
Ok, Shaun and Willy, I just got a digital camera, damned if I can figure it out right now or the program that comes with it.  It's a sony
and even detects if your smiling before taking the picture, does movies with sound also.  See if these photos will work here, as I'm
not sure just yet on how to make thumb nails.
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Post by: shaun on March 20, 2010, 05:53:37 am
Psst!!!!!   Don, I wouldn't remodel that one.  I wouldn't drill a hole for fishing either.  It is to nice to do that.  Once you get that thing on the water where are the other boats going to go?
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Post by: rockycoon on March 20, 2010, 06:05:18 am
Shaun, "out of the way" :icon_cheesygrin:

Most of it will be under water, just looks bigger out of the water.  Got a master bedroom under the rear next to the motors, and
discovered a massive 12 volt inverter/charger hidden next to the motor toward the rear.  Finding all kinds of things now that I
took time to "discover" what all I got. Nooks and cranny's everywhere, stuffed with all kinds of stuff.  I took the truck and had
10 ply tires put on, all new heavy duty truck shocks in hopes that the weight of the hitch would not be too much, as it happens
I went "overboard" on the truck and it stands too high now, got to get one of those L shaped reciver hitchs to lower the darn
thing, it "fishtails" at around 50 mph, perhaps lowering the hitch will help, also looking at getting a "anti-sway" bar installed
for the hitch, like they have on motorhomes.  Any idea's ? by the way, the bilge pumps keep up with the fishing hole in the bottom....lol

By the way, bet your getting the shakes as time nears.  Take more pills and relax....she will be there to meet you, then you get to pay for the cab....haha.  Don't forget the
Jack-Links for Ted, he's got quite the craving for them.  I think he feeds them to the belly dancers in the park.....LOL
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Post by: mustfocus on March 20, 2010, 10:27:09 am
So Rocky,

If we're in Arizona, you're taking us out on the lakes? :icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: maxx on March 20, 2010, 10:46:17 am
Rocky just get a drop hitch.About 3 inches should do.You want the trailer and boat close to level.From what you posted.It sounds like you have to much weight on the rear.Not enought tounge weight.
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Post by: maxx on March 20, 2010, 10:08:16 pm
I have hauled allot of trailers across the Rez.If there jumping sideways.Or dog tracking.It is usually from.Not having enough weight on the tounge.Or the tires on the trailer are overloaded.If the boat trailer has electronic breaks.And the break control in the cab of the truck is set to high.You will lock one of the wheels up on the trailer.Every time you step on the breaks.That could make the trailer pull funny.especially if the breaks are hanging up after you take your foot off the breaks.

Rock when was the last time the bearings were checked on the trailer.They could probably use a grease job.
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Post by: rockycoon on March 20, 2010, 10:51:49 pm
Don't know about the brakes condition, but they are activeated by the hitch and are hydrolic ... kind of like it's own brake system.
I checked the fluid (full) and when you pull, the hitch end comes out, releasing the brakes, when you hit the brakes the hitch
then puts pressure on the brake system and the wheel brakes.  I have a feeling that my hitch is too damn high and will have to get
one of those lower hitches and perhaps an anti-sway bar for the bumper and trailer, like they have for the motor homes.   The
I agree about getting the wheels lubed and bearings greased. But got to put the boat in the water first to work on the trailer.  So I have
to put working on the "little things" on the boat first then launch, and work on trailer.
In case your wondering, we have lake Mead and Lake Powell, then also there is Lake Havasu and the Colorado river.  The ocean is not
very far in California, so you can guess that I'll be near the water in any case.

Maxx, how is the water level in Powell and also mead if your near there?  I hear it is way down and you can't even launch a boat
now days.
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Post by: maxx on March 20, 2010, 11:44:21 pm
Rock I don't know about Powell or mead.I'm about 4 hour drive across the rez from Powell.If lake Powell is that low it will come up.When the snow starts to melt.They had really good snow fall on the western slope this year.So Powell should come up allot.

With lake Powell there is allot of places to launch.Some places have deeper water then others.I'Ve launched out of walaweep and state line.And lone rock.your boat draws to much water to launch at lone rock.and you have to watch out for the sand.Walweep and state line should be fine.They are just out side of Page AZ.about 4 miles.
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Post by: shaun on March 21, 2010, 07:22:07 am
Don,

You can get wheel bearing caps that have a grease (zerk)(not sure of the spelling) in the cap.  Just fill her up every couple of months.  You can jack up a side of the trailer and see if the wheels spin freely and if there is too much bearing play.  I wouldn't think you have to put the boat in the water for that.  I have my trailer dropped 3 inches and it makes all of the difference in the world.  It pulls level.  With two motors in the back you may want to see the boat lean toward your truck to offset the weight a little.  I think the motors are your problem.

Lastly.  You might want to check with the manufacturer of the engines.  Most companies sell fresh water and salt water engines.  It has something to do with the cooling system.  I think the salt water engines have different kinds of metal in the water jackets because of the salt water but I am not sure about that.  Check it out before you set out in the ocean.

Shaun
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Post by: shaun on March 21, 2010, 09:03:09 pm
They still sell separate engines salt vs fresh.  I never saw a need to buy salt.  I run with Johnson.
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Post by: rockycoon on March 22, 2010, 10:22:06 pm
A boat dealer said it's an intermix cooler for salt water, what Shaun said, has somthing to do with the metal, so it won't
corrode, but if you flush it out after every use, with fresh water, I don't see a problem.

Shaun, got the zerks and I'm on it....also the L hitch at 5 1/2 inch lower, so will have to see what that does also.  I can get one even lower so to put the weight on the back of
the truck and less weight on the tandem axels in the rear, sort of "shifting the load".  Friend of mine said if you are two high, then the load is on the rear tandem axel, too low
and it's all on the front tandem, you have to watch, also he said a little extra on the front doesn't hurt as it makes the back axel a "floater" so to speak.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 22, 2010, 10:41:47 pm
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A boat dealer said it's an intermix cooler for salt water, what Shaun said, has somthing to do with the metal, so it won't
corrode, but if you flush it out after every use, with fresh water, I don't see a problem.

Shaun, got the zerks and I'm on it....also the L hitch at 5 1/2 inch lower, so will have to see what that does also.  I can get one even lower so to put the weight on the back of
the truck and less weight on the tandem axels in the rear, sort of "shifting the load".  Friend of mine said if you are two high, then the load is on the rear tandem axel, too low
and it's all on the front tandem, you have to watch, also he said a little extra on the front doesn't hurt as it makes the back axel a "floater" so to speak.


But surely the intercooler will kick in as soon at the magneto overload send it signal to the back transmission sprocket.  But I do agree that a little extra on the front does not hurt!!!!!!:icon_confused:

Willy
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Post by: rockycoon on March 23, 2010, 10:11:41 am
LOL good one willy...:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 23, 2010, 02:44:06 pm
on the news tonight they had a bit on the british airline strike going on
and in the news shots they showed people with their signs and one was
holding a quite large red sign with these words on it " were's willy"

Willy they are looking for you to solve the crisis back home:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: rockycoon on March 23, 2010, 11:11:59 pm
The sign was from an angry husband....:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: David5o on March 26, 2010, 09:35:04 pm
Reflecting on recent events here, and from reading thread posts for several months now. It strikes me that far too many of the guy's here jump into the love/marriage thing far too easily.
We all know that this can lead to disastrous results when they find out the hard way, that the basis of their relationship was founded on the weakest of foundations!!!

I keep seeing the words banded about for ''taking leaps of faith''. ....Hmmmm!! i'm not sure i'd want to base my future, and a marriage on a leap of faith. I'd want a lot firmer foundation than that, to base the rest of my life on.....  

I just don't know, ...Just seems that lately, these declarations of love and plans of marriage based on minimal actual contact, and only slightly more in the form of communication is becoming all to common...

I just wonder, how many of these leap of faith marriages will last past the 3 year mark!!! ...Lets face it, you never know that person until you live with them.
It's a shame our western governments don't make it easy for us to bring our ladies back to our countries for visits, ...that would go a long way, to help find out if your relationship is on the right track and more importantly, ...really compatible together!!

This is just my thoughts and observations on recent events....

David....
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 26, 2010, 10:38:43 pm
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I just wonder, how many of these leap of faith marriages will last past the 3 year mark!!! ...Lets face it, you never know that person until you live with them.
It's a shame our western governments don't make it easy for us to bring our ladies back to our countries for visits, ...that would go a long way, to help find out if your relationship is on the right track and more importantly, ...really compatible together!!

This is just my thoughts and observations on recent events....

David....


I agree with everything you said earlier but this last point will bring us back to the illegal immigration points again.   It will make thing wide open for that and then when the clamp down came, as it would when the numbers got so high, then it would make it more difficult for others.

Willy
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Post by: David E on March 26, 2010, 11:10:31 pm
Yep !!

Good and relevant points.........

If you recall, we were deeply involved in the debate about love/lust/EMF contact about 6 months ago when I first came here. There was a lot of discussion about the danger of falling in love with an internet or an EMF image.

I think maybe we have a whole new set of Bros since that time who may or may not have read the extensive debate on the subject.

Whatever...the probability of such a "love"  being a lasting and joyful committment for life is very low...and all should tread carefully....these sort of mistakes are life changing and in a lot of cases are life threatening !!!!

It is interesting to note that the Aussie Immigration Dept. (which is sooooo tough) has a provision for a FIANCE to be granted a 3 month tourist visa at the time the fiance visa application is lodged. It is for the purpose of exactly what David5O describes...a "get to know you and your environment" process.

If during this 3 months together, the relationship crashes, then she goes home, you move on and the Fiance application gets abandoned. Only small problem is that you lose the $1800 you paid to lodge the visa application !!!

Governments cant lose can they ?

David
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Post by: maxx on March 27, 2010, 12:17:49 am
The United States is the same as Australia.With the fiancee visa.You have 90 days.AfterThe lady arrives in the states to get married.If the lady does not get married withen the 90 days.Her visa will expire.And she will be deported.

With the cost of the lawyer and the filling fees.For the paper work.Along with the fee.For the heailth Check.It can run well over 2,500 U.S.D.Along with 1,000 for the plane ticket.And another 1,000 to adjust the ladies status.If she does get married in the states.
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Post by: David E on March 27, 2010, 01:30:13 am
Maxx

There is a subtle difference in the Aussie method.....

When you lodge a Fiance visa application it takes around 9 months before she can come to Australia and from her time of arrival we have 9 months to conclude a marriage.

The Lady can, however, come to Australia when the fiance application is lodged. She can automatically qualify for a Tourist visa which would never be granted to a single woman who just wanted to come and spend some time with her Man friend before deciding to apply for a visa.

David
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Post by: shaun on March 27, 2010, 07:47:03 am
The fiance visa is the best option I think.  Peggy and I have been talking a little over 6 months, I will see her in 5 days for 10 days.  Is that enough? No. I will more than likely ask her to marry me but I know we still have a year. We will apply for a fiance visa at that point. I hope to spend a month with her in July; more get to know time.  The wait time for the visa is 8-16 months.  She will come here and see IF she can stay here with me and be happy.  If all is good we will marry close to the end of the 90 day visa.

David50 you are absolutely correct in your assumption.  New guys, listen to what is said here.  Use the right head when you think about this.  Would I like a woman lying next to me at night, right now, last week, month and year?  Absolutely, but not at the expense of huge difficulties when we really get to know each other.

Take time to get to know the woman you are so enamored with.  She wants to marry now but you are the one in control of what happens to you.  Choose wisely.

Shaun
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Post by: Irishman on March 27, 2010, 12:50:55 pm
Shaun, the USA wait time varies hugely it seems.
One of Sunny's friends met a guy on chnlove  from Minnesota (probably spelled incorrectly) in America and she had her fiancée visa in six months. While i was there in fact, we met her after the interview and i helped her with a couple of papers before it - she wasn't sure of the translations (a couple of her answers were in fact incorrect  - she had answered n/a to several yes/no questions, and signed a place that asked for her signature which needed to be witnessed by the interviewer  - it said above do not write below this line).
Maybe the more populous states will have more applications and thus more wait time?
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Post by: David5o on March 27, 2010, 04:00:03 pm
.

As to my earlier statement for our governments making the process easier for our ladies to visit us men in our own countries. As David E stated quite correctly, our governments make quite sure that they ''Never'' lose out, either in monetary terms, or in it's visa regulations. So why do they make such a song and dance about Fiancee visa's or tourist visa's for our women??

Let's face it, You are the person held responsible for all financial matters and costs, along with the other stipulations pertaining to her fiance visa. You are also responsible for her not overstaying the date stamped on her fiance/tourist visa.

Willy,

There are simple safeguards that could be implemented to minimise the scammers that are out to abuse the system and make money from it.  One such stipulation could be,  that the applicant ''Must have been born in the country'' ''hold a Full Citizen passport of that country'' etc, etc.... All other applicants would be subject to what's in place now.....
It just takes a little ''Will'' and they could stop the majority of immigration abuse!!  It's probably all down to this ''politically correct'' crap that gets in the way as usual these days!!


Shaun,

From what i've been reading lately, it's not so much the women wanting to get married Now, but the men!!!  It's got to the point in some cases, where there talking and planning marriage way before they have even met these ladies, some haven't even communicated via webcam!!
These guy's are in my mind, are taking a huge ''leap of faith'' ....i only hope there is solid ground for them to land on, after taking that huge leap!!!


David....
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 28, 2010, 09:10:28 pm
Irishman.

absolutely correct the wait times vary on were you fall in the pecking order. my first was completed
in 8 moths to the day when she finally arrived in the USA, so a lot of patience is in order for the process.
 
David,

i disagree as i think the women do want the marriage to take place now but some are a little more reserved
in wanting to get to know you better before hand. i do agree that the men who talk marriage before even web-
camming is quite a good way to set up dissapointmet in the end. web cam and visit first is the best way.
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Post by: David5o on March 29, 2010, 02:53:24 pm
Ted,

I wasn't implying the women didn't want to get married now, or yesterday, ....I was saying that some of the guy's here seem to be in just as much of a hurry!! ....Willing to take these huge ''leaps of faith'' with little foundation on which to base any sort of marriage on....

Personally, i just couldn't and more importantly ''wouldn't'' ever rely on a leap of faith as a basis for my marriage....

David....
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Post by: rockycoon on March 30, 2010, 02:02:33 am
Leap David, Leap.....life is just too short to go through alone...:icon_cheesygrin:

Ted, how long did you say it was from the time you met your wife until the time you got married? :huh:

Shaun, Like Indianna Jones, you have chosen..........................wisely.

Just a couple of days to go before our intrepid hero arrives in China, and knocks on Willy's door, looking for a bit of bread and a floor to sleep on.....LOL, LOL  

I understand Shaun that the Chinese government has "geared up" for your arrival....lol

Good luck in your endevor's and may the sun shine on your back...I'll be waiting to hear how it goes.....
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 30, 2010, 04:34:02 am
Rocky it was about 1 year or so
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Post by: shaun on March 30, 2010, 05:22:23 am
Don,

Thank you.  I hear the new operation is call "The Hunt for Red Beard."  I will have to arrive in Hong Kong in disguise to be whisked away by the Canadian underground to a secret location until negotiations can be made on my behalf to allow me to continue wearing my mustache and goatee.  As I speak the negotiation process has already begun.
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Post by: David5o on March 30, 2010, 02:57:44 pm
rockycoon,

Nah, .... You do the leaping, and I'll sit back and Watch!! ...hahaha!!  I'm NOT alone, i'm very much 50% part of a ''WE'' !!

But even if i wasn't, i'm not into taking ''leaps of faith'' in something as important as taking a wife and marriage. ...I need to ''Know'' for certain, that what i'm/were doing is going to be the right thing, for both myself and my partner....


David.....
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Post by: rockycoon on March 31, 2010, 12:41:03 am
David, it is with heavy heart that I have to agree with you...damn when your right your right.  But a marrage is based on a deep
friendship between two people who do not wish to be with any other.  When you first meet it's attraction and lust, it turns to a
deep friendship.  And besides, you should be very close friends before you get married, this as you suggest could take years, on
the otherhand, two people could see the magic in the relationship and live happy ever after.


Shaun, Have a wonderful trip.  I hear the Hong-Kong police have a "special" unit waiting to welcome you.  They call it the
beard patrol, and marrage patrol,  They come with sheep shears for you.  Heard its a law in all china that you must be clean shaven,
before entering the country.  Somthing about scaring the hell out of the women and children...:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin: after your
shaven (by novices) your taken to the marrage chappel, to be with your sweetie....haha  LOL  can't wait shaun the bets still on....:icon_cheesygrin:
and agian have a wonderful trip, and don't forget to write....we want to know.....:dodgy:

DON'T FORGET TED'S "JACK LINKS"
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Post by: David5o on March 31, 2010, 07:10:06 pm
Don,

Regarding the last sentence in your post, ....I'm not saying that this cant happen and can't work, obviously some will and do work out. But Not for me, i need time to be certain what my early gut feelings are telling me.

As i said, These leaps of faith can work, but for the amount of them that do, there are far more that don't, ....far too many in fact!!!

David.....
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Post by: ttwjr32 on March 31, 2010, 09:19:53 pm
its all about what two poeple make out of it and
their commitment to making it work also
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 31, 2010, 09:51:16 pm
Shaun will have no problem avoiding the authorities.  He is in disguise - he is wearing a false beard!!!!

Willy
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Post by: rockycoon on April 01, 2010, 12:55:51 am
Won't the Chinese be curious, especially going through immigration, with a guy looking like Abraham Licoln, top hat and all?:icon_cheesygrin:

(what he does not know is his girlfriend is waiting for him with a pair of clippers)  ooops wasn't supposed to tell....:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: rockycoon on April 01, 2010, 03:01:31 am
Willy, could not resist this....


An so willy was born and moved into a small house....:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: JimB on April 01, 2010, 10:57:07 am
You want to know why some Chinese women want out of the country?  My wife told me of a patient she had last night.  A 42 year old woman with 2 small children accidentally stepped on her husbands foot.  He boiled a pot of water and while boiling he stuck her foot into it and held it there.  She cannot go to the police as there are no laws against this and no policeman would enforce it if there were.  She told Gina that she could not leave him because she had nowhere else to go.  No family.  No place to live.  She has put up with this since they were married 6 years ago.  At least here in the states we have womens shelters.  I just dont understand any man who does this and he should get the exact same treatment he gives her.

Jim
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 01, 2010, 11:32:08 am
part of the reason they have the attraction to the western man. we as a whole
 treat women with respect and dignity. if as you said was done in the states there
 avenues for them to go to for help. and of course the authorities would do something
 about that also. yes we do have the knuckleheads that do treat their women badly
 but i would say that its a small percentage.  this sounds like they were from the
 countryside here were these things are a little more prevelent to happen at least the
bad treatment not always to this extreme.
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Post by: rockycoon on April 01, 2010, 12:31:44 pm
Ought to take him out back and have a heart to heart talk with him.  That poor woman, hope she is alright.
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Post by: Bee964 on April 01, 2010, 07:28:54 pm
Cowards like this do not change either! You can take them "out back" and have a talk with them and they in turn take it out on their wife as soon as they can. It is all in their background and they will never change. And don't get me wrong, I can't stand a guy that treats their women, or children, like this. I mention children because it could as easily start happening to them too.

Dave C

On a lighter note, one of my first sights from the airport in Hong Kong...
This is the wildest paint job I have seen on a commercial liner!

Dave C
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Post by: JimB on April 01, 2010, 09:31:30 pm
Here is an update.  The woman went home bandaged up. She came back today.  She had a broken pelvis.  She apparently "tripped" and went through a door.  The door did not hold and she went down the stairs with the door on top.  Broke her pelvis. This poor woman is going to end up dead and no one will do anything about it.  The surgeon is trying to help her, but he is running into dead ends every where he goes.  My wife is just sick about it.  I wish I could help her, but I am doing all I can for my wife and step-daughter.  Plus, of course the woman is not going to do anything.  She is too afraid.  Sad Sad story.

Jim
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Post by: rockycoon on April 01, 2010, 10:33:35 pm
Going out back is too good for him, I have a better idea but cant post it....:@
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 01, 2010, 11:29:42 pm
A man burns his wifes feet. Terrible as it was for the poor woman but does not something worst than that happened almost every day in our own so called civilised countries.

Lets just remember folks that is one story out of 1,500,000,000 million people, a quarter of the worlds population.   Just try and tell me that things worst than this have not taken place in your own countries.

Do the women know what they face in our own countries when they 'escape' to the freedom. The freedom of risking being robbed, raped and murdered is far greater in our countries than here and in some areas you just do not leave your homes after sunset.

Ok we have centres for women to go to, why, because there is a need for them.  And when do they go there - AFTER they have been beaten and abused and almost killed by so called civilised men in the western world.    Many do not survive to get to these places - because they are killed in their own homes.

The guy may go to jail in our countries - but does that remove the pain the lady has suffered for maybe years, of course it does not.  

I get fed up with reading random stories about China that get built up into 'that is why'.  

In the UK we made owning handguns illegal after a nutter went to a school a few years back and shot dead 16 five and six year old kids and a teacher.  

Hungerford in UK another nutter goes through a quiet market town shooting people dead with a rifle.

In other countries in the world people go on killing people with guns.  The lists can be found on the internet.  This week random drive by shooting in Washington.

So do not let anyone tell me that it is safer to live in our Western CIVILISED than here in China.

Unlike the western world People in China know what penalty they face if they break the law.  It is hard and fast.  No mamby pamby business here - that protects a lot of people here from crime.

Willy
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 02, 2010, 02:21:51 am
it is right Willy  random violence here in China is a little rare but
domestic violence needs some work on as it continually happens
and as long as no one dies for the most part it goes unanswered.

the gangs you see here are the kids getting out of school to eat or
go home not like in the USA were they are trouble looking to happen
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Post by: David E on April 02, 2010, 05:03:53 am
Even in my "civilised" and modern city of Perth, there are some places I will not go, especially on a friday night !!...when the lunatics are about filled with booze, drugs and hate.

Remarkable that we have these "no-go" areas and the Police cant do anything to fix it. I imagine many Bros have similar issues in their home towns.

I have only spent a total of 15 weeks in China , in 7 trips, but never did I feel any fear about strolling about anywhere at any time. I guess if I stayed there long enough, there would be places to find that may be dangerous.........I dont know.

I was always impressed by the basic safety of the place and the ever present Police, who seem to be everywhere but dont seem to be obtrusive if you get my drift.

You would cringe if you really knew the Stats. in the Western World for voilence to women within marriage or relationships...it is far more widespread and insidious than most of us realise. Most of these unfortunate women dont report it, or if they do, they keep going back to him and they get another dose of violence....strange but true.

Too many people consider China to be an archaic and primitive society when compared to our "enlightened" attitude to crime and punishment.....we prefer to beat criminals with a wet bus-ticket...China prefers to give them some real punishment for crime they commit.

We should learn some lessons from this.

David
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 02, 2010, 01:04:59 pm
with all the help at least in the states the domestic violence incidents
should be limited to one time if only the women were smart enough to
get out the first time. i know some of you will post all kinds of reasons
as to why but like i said there is a lot of help out there and it should be
used the first time it happens.  thats not a IM SORRY HONEY type incident
that should be allowed to happen nor even give them a second chance to do it
just how i feel about it and there is nothing that should stop them from getting
help

including --- the kids,i love him,wont do it again  ALL crap in my eyes
                  no excuse for it to happen two times
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Post by: David5o on April 02, 2010, 03:35:37 pm
Domestic violence in China needs more than a little work on it, ...it needs a whole makeover!!!
Some of the stuff i've heard about, and seen myself, is horrendous!!

I personally can't handle seeing a grown man knocking buckets of shit out of a woman, and have on more than one occassion (maybe foolishly) jumped in and given the same treatment back to him... To the applaud i might add, of all the bystanders that were just standing there watching the spectacle!!

All i can say, at least in the Western world, there is recourse against such violence and personal injury, such as JimB described. Where there is little to none in most cases in China....
It's one thing to feel safe in Public in China, ...it's a completly other case to always be safe in the privacy of your own home in far too many cases in China!!!!

David....
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Post by: rockycoon on April 02, 2010, 09:24:02 pm
Well what bothers me is the fact that many woman who are mistreated and beaten, even though you put them in a shelter, or
provide counsling, or police action, tend to return right back to the husband (or wife) that was beating them in the first place.
I have often wondered about that, and have met many in my life that have been mistreated like that and worse, and when asked
why they want to return the same old silly answer comes up "because I love him".  Now that is plane stupid, but thats what
they think.  For the life of me I can't figure out why.  I know I would not love the persone who beat the crap out of me for no reason,
so why do they do it?  If any of you have an answer to this, please write it down, because it really confuses me. :huh:
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Post by: shaun on April 03, 2010, 05:43:47 pm
Don the only reason I can think of is that long before the beatings start the husband tells her she is no good, worthless, in desperate need of his help and cannot do anything right.  I've seen it for many years.  The women are verbally abused into thinking they need him.
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Post by: JimB on April 03, 2010, 08:41:29 pm
This poor woman cant walk the SAFE streets. she has a broken pelvis from her UNSAFE home.   Abuse is abuse doesnt matter where it happens.     We as a society are at least trying to do something about it unlike China at this time.  i know you like living there but that doesnt excuse this crap. This is just one story but it is not uncommon. Hell, no society is perfect.   You are right, in Beijing I dont worry about walking the streets anywhere at 2 AM, unlike Detroit, LA or New York.  But at least if she was assaulted in the street there would be a massive manhunt unlike it happening in the house by her husband where no one seems to care..  There is a lot wrong in the US and the UK so that makes it right to abuse your wife in China? I dont understand your reasoning.
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Post by: David5o on April 03, 2010, 08:46:44 pm
Jim B.

I quite agree Jim, .....I quite AGREE!!!

David....
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 03, 2010, 10:13:54 pm
Jim i am not sure on your last post who it was directed at but if it
was ME i was mearly saying that yes China is pretty safe to be in
but i DO NOT in anyway condon this behaviour. just that the govt
doesnt do anything about it unless there is a death in the incident.
thats a very bad thing and i hope that one day that will change as they
make the many changes they are doing. its to bad that your voice cant
be heard here to make changes as the way that it can happen in the states.

just this past week i saw 2 ladies on the subway who had black eyes and my
first instinct was to tell them to get out of that. just disgusts me when i see
that.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 04, 2010, 12:29:21 am
Your safe Ted.  I think it was I that was being refered to. It seems that my posting was misunderstood.  

Willy
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Post by: rockycoon on April 04, 2010, 01:48:54 am
Shaun, poke your head out of the covers and write us a line or two...:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: shaun on April 04, 2010, 04:15:16 am
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='36078' dateline='1270360134'

Shaun, poke your head out of the covers and write us a line or two...:icon_cheesygrin:


NO!!!!!
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Post by: JimB on April 04, 2010, 07:07:17 pm
I am sorry if I misunderstood your post.  But it seemed to me and others that you were trying to justify the abuse by saying the streets were safe. Or that China was better than the US or UK.  You of course have the right to your opinion just like I do. But in your post you did not say you were against  the abuse or that you thought that China was wrong for not doing anything about it.  You said China was better than the UK.  AT least that is the way myself and others read it. So again I am sorry if I misinterpreted your post.
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Post by: JimB on April 04, 2010, 08:47:35 pm
This is about the de evaluation of the Yuan.  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/7442630/China-opposes-US-and-EU-demands-for-yuan-revaluation.html  Just an interesting read.
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Post by: rockycoon on April 04, 2010, 10:32:01 pm
Willy, I am sure he's keeping the bed warm for you --- NOT
If Shaun blames his being bed ridden on jet-lag -- DONT BELIEVE HIM....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on April 06, 2010, 05:59:53 pm
Come on Rocky...keep you mind outta the gutter....:@............Shauns in love....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: rockycoon on April 06, 2010, 10:14:36 pm
Rob, we gotta give a little after all he's having all the fun of his life...., speaking of fun, how are you doing?  Nice new avatar and
your looking good in that photo. :icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: David5o on April 10, 2010, 09:43:31 am
.
I first came across this video clip early last year, and today i recieved it in an email from a friend in NZ.
It's well worth watching, ...See what you think??

Galaxy?

We are on quite a ride ...... turn up the sound. It's not over till it asks if you want to view again.

This clever piece originated in Australia . It is so very well done! Just click on the link below..... Speakers on. Photos by NASA.

Enjoy your journey! Click here:
 
http://dingo.care2.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf
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Post by: mustfocus on April 10, 2010, 11:20:01 am
Haven't heard anything from Eric Idle in many many years... that was a good one.
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Post by: JimB on April 10, 2010, 06:03:26 pm
My Son in Law will be home next weekend for two weeks.  Thankfully he has been safe for the first half of his tour.  He hopefully will be here when the babies are born.  The Dr. said could be as early as next week. Incredible that he can come home.  They would not let us go anywhere past Hawaii from Vietnam for our R&R.  I guess they were afraid we would not come back.  Also they talk to each other about every other day.  That still amazes me.  Phone bills are high from Afghanistan but not outrageous.  Plus he gets on facebook.
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Post by: Martin on April 10, 2010, 10:24:32 pm
Quote from: 'JimB' pid='36576' dateline='1270937006'

My Son in Law will be home next weekend for two weeks.  Thankfully he has been safe for the first half of his tour.  He hopefully will be here when the babies are born.  The Dr. said could be as early as next week. Incredible that he can come home.  They would not let us go anywhere past Hawaii from Vietnam for our R&R.  I guess they were afraid we would not come back.  Also they talk to each other about every other day.  That still amazes me.  Phone bills are high from Afghanistan but not outrageous.  Plus he gets on facebook.


That is great news Jim.  Hopefully he is home like you said.
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on April 11, 2010, 02:03:46 pm
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='36251' dateline='1270606476'

..... Nice new avatar and
your looking good in that photo. :icon_cheesygrin:


Hehe
Thanks Rocky...Now you see what the ladies do.....hhhmmmmnnnnnn:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: mustfocus on April 11, 2010, 05:39:08 pm
Had lunch with Martin today (thanks again!) and got to meet Allison (cute as a button as the saying goes).  We talked quite a bit. :icon_cheesygrin: It's amazing how easily everyone here can connect without meeting.  Looking forward to having bigger get-togethers with some of the other guys here... Once Chong gets back, Bee and RCSingles coming into the area, we'll have a GTA meetup.  Maybe with some of the wives as well.

(And yes, we were at Table 10... Martin has the proof)
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Post by: JimB on April 11, 2010, 06:34:05 pm
Quote from: 'David5o' pid='36557' dateline='1270907011'
.
I first came across this video clip early last year, and today i recieved it in an email from a friend in NZ.
It's well worth watching, ...See what you think??

Galaxy?

We are on quite a ride ...... turn up the sound. It's not over till it asks if you want to view again.

This clever piece originated in Australia . It is so very well done! Just click on the link below..... Speakers on. Photos by NASA.

Enjoy your journey! Click here:
 
http://dingo.care2.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf
 I love Monty Python's stuff.  Sometimes it is hard for Americans to understand them, but I usually get it.  Life of Brian is my favorite.

David, yes it is done by Monty Pythons eric idle.  That is where I first heard it.
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Post by: Martin on April 11, 2010, 09:09:53 pm
Quote from: 'mustfocus' pid='36659' dateline='1271021948'

Had lunch with Martin today (thanks again!) and got to meet Allison (cute as a button as the saying goes).  We talked quite a bit. :icon_cheesygrin: It's amazing how easily everyone here can connect without meeting.  Looking forward to having bigger get-togethers with some of the other guys here... Once Chong gets back, Bee and RCSingles coming into the area, we'll have a GTA meetup.  Maybe with some of the wives as well.

(And yes, we were at Table 10... Martin has the proof)


Here is the proof of our lunch.  Except the food was so good, that we ate all the evidence before the camera came out.  Sorry Chonger, but you have been replaced. heehee
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Post by: mustfocus on April 11, 2010, 09:13:27 pm
I've got to learn to smile more... :blush:
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Post by: rockycoon on April 12, 2010, 02:59:18 am
sniff sniff....hey I smell dumplings....now where did they go....:huh:
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Post by: David5o on April 13, 2010, 06:22:26 pm
Brian Mc

Has anyone heard from ''Brian Mc'' lately??  Ive seen him on ''members visted today'' section, but hasn't posted anything about his ongoing journey from way before xmas!!!

Just wondering if everything in his world is all going to plan. Last i heard, he was making plans to marry Zhen and expecting his divorce papers as being imminent... But worrying about his teaching work visa!!

David....
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Post by: shaun on April 13, 2010, 06:43:13 pm
There are a few I have been wondering about.  Brian, Paul, and old whats his name.
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 13, 2010, 06:46:57 pm
i have seen Brian online a few times when i was but he didnt post
 anything i guess just reading threads. but Paul has simply vanished.
 i even havent recieved anything from him on the email i sent him??
 not sure who old whats his name is??
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Post by: shaun on April 13, 2010, 07:46:06 pm
Ted,

That makes two of us.  I was just thinking about him this morning.  My excuse?  Jet lag.  What is yours?

Shaun
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 13, 2010, 07:53:36 pm
what is mine????? what do you mean Shaun  im confused
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Post by: Bee964 on April 13, 2010, 07:56:13 pm
Maybe their everyday life has just gotten too busy lately. :huh:

Dave C
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Post by: shaun on April 13, 2010, 08:02:29 pm
Ted,

Just messing around.

Shaun
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Post by: Bee964 on April 13, 2010, 08:03:47 pm
Hey Shaun,

Nice avatar!!

Dave C
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Post by: shaun on April 13, 2010, 08:11:55 pm
Thanks.  Nice woman too. :icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: Bee964 on April 13, 2010, 08:17:15 pm
Glad your's turned out well Shaun. You look like a happy couple.

Dave C
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Post by: rockycoon on April 13, 2010, 11:20:08 pm
Nice picture Shaun, think I drank too much brandy, my bd today, so I can do that...heh heh
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Post by: shaun on April 14, 2010, 05:18:25 am
Well, happy belated birthday Don.  No wonder I like you we have the same sign. No, I do not mean the brandy.

Thanks Dave C
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 14, 2010, 12:01:36 pm
no one paying attention Vince lol!!!!  but then again a lot of people hide their
birthdates here which i dont understand. when someone says im old i agree
i tell them im aging like a very fine wine   hahahahha!!!!!!!!! age is only a number
its whats in the heart and mind
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Post by: Martin on April 14, 2010, 02:05:12 pm
Happy birthday Rocky
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Post by: JimB on April 14, 2010, 03:51:57 pm
Happy birthday Rocky.
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Post by: David5o on April 14, 2010, 05:08:45 pm
.

Happy Birthday to our American joker ...Rocky!!  lol!!!


David....
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Post by: mustfocus on April 14, 2010, 05:13:12 pm
Happy birthday Rock!
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Post by: rockycoon on April 15, 2010, 02:19:34 am
Thank you all, I am now legally able to collect social security...hahaha  bring it on....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

By the way, happy birthday youself shaun...your ss check is in the mail....haha
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 15, 2010, 06:35:33 am
How to cure rising house prices?

This afternoon China have announced that when you buy a home in China you have to put up a minimum of 50% of the cost as deposit as the banks are now only able to offer 50% mortgages!

They put it up to 30 % only last week but that did not appear to slow down the sales.   What they are trying to prevent is a collapse in the 'housing bubble' that caused major problems in the Western World.

Willy
"Happy Birthday to you - happy birthday to you two   happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to you two"

Do you all think my singings improved?

Willy
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 15, 2010, 11:33:18 am
all the best Rocky
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Post by: rockycoon on April 16, 2010, 03:33:28 am
The China in the dinning room just broke...haha
Thanks guys, much apreciated !!!!
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Post by: Bee964 on April 16, 2010, 10:21:55 pm
Happy birhtday Rocky!

Dave C
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Post by: rockycoon on April 17, 2010, 09:28:33 pm
The banks are freaking out because they loaned so much money to the US.
:dodgy:
By the way, the shout mail hasn't changed in days, there are fewer threads on here, none of the older ones, very little getting
posted and just a few logging in....whats up with this?...:huh:
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Post by: Bee964 on April 19, 2010, 12:43:23 pm
Spring time Rocky. Everybody is getting off their computer and going outside! Spending more time with their ladies on line than with us on the forum. :icon_cheesygrin:

I watched the Shanghi grand prix, missed the end because I fell asleep. It is monday noon here now. NASCAR rained out Texas race on now so I am logging off after this post. I used to race at the local track here when I was younger. I had a lot of fun doing it too. I also did the wrecker job at the track with a friend of mine. That was interesting too. I also like NHRA drag racing. I have just been given an interesting description of top fuel drag racing that I should post here.

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on April 19, 2010, 04:06:51 pm
DEFINITION OF ACCELERATION

- One top fuel dragster 500 cubic inch Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows of stock cars at the Daytona 500.
 
- It takes just 15/100ths of a second for all 6,000+ horsepower of an NHRA Top Fuel dragster engine to reach the rear wheels..
 
- Under full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 1-1/2 gallons of nitro methane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the same rate with 25% less energy being produced.
 
- A stock Dodge Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to drive the dragster's supercharger.
 
- With 3,000 CFM of air being rammed in by the supercharger on overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form before ignition.
 
- Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic lock at full throttle.
 
- At the stoichiometric (stoichiometry: methodology and technology by which quantities of reactants and products in chemical reactions are determined) 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture of nitro methane, the flame front temperature measures 7,050 deg F.
 
- Nitro methane burns yellow.  The spectacular white flame seen above the stacks at night is raw burning hydrogen, dissociated from atmospheric water vapor by the searing exhaust gases.
 
- Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a pass.  After halfway, the engine is dieseling from compression, plus the glow of exhaust valves at 1,400 deg F.  The engine can only be shut down by cutting the fuel flow.
 
- If spark plug momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro builds up in the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force to blow cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in half.
 
- In order to exceed 300 mph in 4. 5 seconds, dragsters must accelerate an average of over 4G's.  In order to reach 200 mph (well before half-track), the launch acceleration approaches 8G's.
 
- Dragsters reach over 300 miles per hour before you have completed reading this sentence.
 
- Top fuel engines turn approximately 540 revolutions from light to light!


- Including the burnout, the engine must only survive 900 revolutions under load.
 
- The redline is actually quite high at 9,500 rpm.
 
 Assuming all the equipment is paid off, the crew worked for free, and for once NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an estimate $1,000.00 per second.
 
 The current top fuel dragster elapsed time record is 4.428 seconds for the quarter mile (11/12/06, Tony Schumacher, at Pomona , CA ).  

The top speed record is 336.15 mph as measured over the last 66' of the run (05/25/05 Tony Schumacher, at Hebron , OH ).
 
Putting all of this into perspective:

You are driving the average $140,000 Lingenfelter 'twin-turbo' powered Corvette Z06.




Over a mile up the road, a top fuel dragster is staged and ready to launch down a quarter mile strip as you pass. You have the advantage of a flying start.

You run the 'Vette hard up through the gears and blast across the starting line and pass the dragster at an honest 200 mph.

The 'tree' goes green for both of you at that moment.
 
The dragster launches and starts after you.

You keep your foot down hard, but you hear an incredibly brutal whine that sears your eardrums and within 3 seconds, the dragster catches and passes you.

He beats you to the finish line, a quarter mile away from where you just passed him.
 
Think about it, from a standing start, the dragster had spotted you 200 mph and not only caught, but nearly blasted you off the road when he passed you within a mere 1,320 foot long race course.
 
Now That's ACCELERATION!
I thought this might be UP (remember this word at the end) your alley.

 

THIS IS GREAT... took a lot of work to put together !!!  
 
You think English is easy ???


Read to the end . . . a new twist !

 1) The bandage was wound around the wound.  

 2) The farm was used to produce produce.

 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

 4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend ?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language !

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England or French Fries in France ..

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly,

boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham ?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth ? One goose, 2 geese.

So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices ?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend ?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it ?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

 

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.

In what language do people  recite at a play and play at a recital ?

Ship by truck and send cargo by ship ?

Have noses that run and feet that smell ?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites ?

 

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up

as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers and it reflects the creativity of the human race,

which, of course, is not a race at all.

That is why when the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this...

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word,

and that is 'UP'.

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ?

Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?

We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.

We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car..

At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.

In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.

It will take UP a lot of your time  but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.  

When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP !

When is rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.

When is doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP,

so........it is time to shut UP !

Oh . . . One more thing:

What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?  U-P !
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Post by: rockycoon on April 20, 2010, 12:44:14 am
On that dragster stuff, last time I went to the drags, a guy with a jet dragster whipped up on about 3 fuelers without any problem,
it was incredible.  He even let them get halfway down the track, before taking off the brakes.  Now that is acceleration!  Wonder what
the spec's were on that one .... :icon_cool:

By the way, I agree with everyone enjoying the weather and the spring.  Last weekend I launched my boat for the first time since I
bought it.  Just a look see launch to see if it leaked, engines run ok, what was needed and most important, to see if it sank...LOL
Everything went good, and I caught a sh*t load of fish...eat yer hearts out guys...lol
It's hard to write with a fishing pole in your hands....:icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: Bee964 on April 20, 2010, 01:00:21 am
Rocky,

I watched those jet powered cars too! Those things are fast! I think that they use commercial jet engines. Could you imagine what they would be like with military jet engines? I will have to get the books out again but I think that the commercial jets are about 50,000 or 75,000 lbs of thrust while the military jets are around 150,000 to 250,000 lbs. (with full afterburners)

I just liked the description of the race with the Vette! I have an email about the blackbird written by a pilot just before it was retired from service. It was an interesting read. If I can find it I will post it here.

Dave C
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Post by: maxx on April 20, 2010, 01:23:03 am
I was at a airshow in Durango Co. about 8 years ago.They had a Russian MiG race a Jet truck.The MiG won the race.But the truck wasn't far behind.You could feel the blast from the Jet truck.when it passed by.I was standing about 100 yards from the runway they were racing on.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 20, 2010, 02:07:33 am
Now if you really want to get confused I could explain the rules of Cricket.  

 So sitting in the pavilion you go out when its time for you to go in.   Then whilst you are in you could be out so you go back in and the the next one goes out to be in until he is out and is on his way in! So the next one stays in until the one before is out and when he is in the next one is out to be in until he is out and then when he is in the next one......... etc etc.

But it becomes interesting when you can do leg breaks and have a maiden over and end up in the gully!

Willy
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Post by: shaun on April 20, 2010, 05:02:40 am
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='37317' dateline='1271738654'

On that dragster stuff, last time I went to the drags, a guy with a jet dragster whipped up on about 3 fuelers without any problem,
it was incredible.  He even let them get halfway down the track, before taking off the brakes.  Now that is acceleration!  Wonder what
the spec's were on that one .... :icon_cool:

By the way, I agree with everyone enjoying the weather and the spring.  Last weekend I launched my boat for the first time since I
bought it.  Just a look see launch to see if it leaked, engines run ok, what was needed and most important, to see if it sank...LOL
Everything went good, and I caught a sh*t load of fish...eat yer hearts out guys...lol
It's hard to write with a fishing pole in your hands....:icon_cheesygrin:


Don,

In that first picture, who are you kidding?  You caught a fish with a pole?  Then why is there a box of dynamite snuggled in the corner of the boat in the second picture?  Now that is real red neck fishing.  :icon_cheesygrin:
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 20, 2010, 05:36:14 am
Shaun,
i think he bought the fish at the local Safeway store stored them in
ice and then took the pic by the boat   lol!!!!!!!
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Post by: Bee964 on April 20, 2010, 01:04:45 pm
This was once a highly sensitive program at Norton AFB.

SR-71 Blackbird







In April 1986, following an attack on American

soldiers in a Berlin disco, President Reagan

ordered the bombing of Muammar Qaddafi's

terrorist camps in Libya . My duty was to fly

over Libya and take photos recording the

damage our F-111's had inflicted.. Qaddafi

had established a 'line of death,' a territorial

marking across the Gulf of Sidra , swearing

to shoot down any intruder that crossed the

boundary. On the morning of April 15,

I rocketed past the line at 2,125 mph.



I was piloting the SR-71 spy plane, the world's

fastest jet, accompanied by a Marine Major (Walt),

the aircraft's reconnaissance systems officer (RSO).

We had crossed into Libya and were approaching

our final turn over the bleak desert landscape when

Walt informed me that he was receiving missile

launch signals. I quickly increased our speed,

calculating the time it would take for the

weapons-most likely SA-2 and SA-4 surface-to-air

missiles capable of Mach 5 - to reach our altitude.

I estimated that we could beat the rocket-powered

missiles to the turn and stayed our course, betting

our lives on the plane's performance.



After several agonizingly long seconds, we made

the turn and blasted toward the Mediterranean .

'You might want to pull it back,' Walt suggested.

It was then that I noticed I still had the throttles

full forward. The plane was flying a mile every 1.6

seconds, well above our Mach 3.2 limit. It was

the fastest we would ever fly. I pulled the throttles

to idle just south of Sicily , but we still overran

the refuelling tanker awaiting us over Gibraltar .



Scores of significant aircraft have been produced

in the 100 years of flight, following the achievements

of the Wright brothers, which we celebrate in

December. Aircraft such as the Boeing 707,

the F-86 Sabre Jet, and the P-51 Mustang are

among the important machines that have flown

our skies. But the SR-71, also known as the

Blackbird, stands alone as a significant contributor

to Cold War victory and as the fastest plane

ever-and only 93 Air Force pilots ever steered

the 'sled,' as we called our aircraft.





The SR-71 was the brainchild of Kelly Johnson,

the famed Lockheed designer who created the

P-38, the F-104 Starfighter, and the U-2. After

the Soviets shot down Gary Powers' U-2 in 1960,

Johnson began to develop an aircraft that would

fly three miles higher and five times faster than

the spy plane-and still be capable of photographing

your license plate. However, flying at 2,000 mph

would create intense heat on the aircraft's skin.

Lockheed engineers used a titanium alloy to

construct more than 90 percent of the SR-71,

creating special tools and manufacturing

procedures to hand-build each of the 40 planes.

Special heat-resistant fuel, oil, and hydraulic

fluids that would function at 85,000 feet and

higher also had to be developed.




In 1962, the first Blackbird successfully flew, and

in 1966, the same year I graduated from high school,

the Air Force began flying operational SR-71 missions.

I came to the program in 1983 with a sterling record

and a recommendation from my commander,

completing the weeklong interview and meeting

Walt, my partner for the next four years He would

ride four feet behind me, working all the cameras,

radios, and electronic jamming equipment. I joked

that if we were ever captured, he was the spy and

I was just the driver. He told me to keep the pointy

end forward.

We trained for a year, flying out of Beale AFB in

California , Kadena Airbase in Okinawa, and RAF

Mildenhall in England . On a typical training mission,

we would take off near Sacramento, refuel over

Nevada, accelerate into Montana, obtain high Mach

over Colorado, turn right over New Mexico, speed

across the Los Angeles Basin, run up the West Coast,

turn right at Seattle, then return to Beale. Total flight

time: two hours and 40 minutes.

One day, high above Arizona , we were monitoring

the radio traffic of all the mortal airplanes below us.

First, a Cessna pilot asked the air traffic controllers

to check his ground speed. 'Ninety knots,' ATC replied.

A Bonanza soon made the same request.

'One-twenty on the ground,' was the reply. To our

surprise, a navy F-18 came over the radio with a

ground speed check. I knew exactly what he was

doing. Of course, he had a ground speed indicator

in his cockpit, but he wanted to let all the

bug-smashers in the valley know what real speed

was 'Dusty 52, we show you at 620 on the ground,'

ATC responded.





The situation was too ripe. I heard

the click of Walt's mike button in the rear seat.

In his most innocent voice, Walt startled the

controller by asking for a ground speed check

from 81,000 feet, clearly above controlled airspace.

In a cool, professional voice, the controller replied,

' Aspen 20, I show you at 1,982 knots on the ground.'

We did not hear another transmission on that

frequency all the way to the coast.


< /SPAN>

The Blackbird always showed us something new,

each aircraft possessing its own unique personality.

In time, we realized we were flying a national

treasure. When we taxied out of our revetments

for takeoff, people took notice. Traffic congregated

near the airfield fences, because everyone wanted

to see and hear the mighty SR-71 You could not be

a part of this program and not come to love the

airplane. Slowly, she revealed her secrets to us as

we earned her trust.

One moonless night, while flying a routine training

mission over the Pacific, I wondered what the sky

would look like from 84,000 feet if the cockpit lighting

were dark. While heading home on a straight course,

I slowly turned down all of the lighting, reducing the

glare and revealing the night sky.





Within seconds, I turned the lights back up, fearful that the jet would

know and somehow punish me. But my desire to see

the sky overruled my caution, I dimmed the lighting

again. To my amazement, I saw a bright light outside

my window. As my eyes adjusted to the view, I

realized that the brilliance was the broad expanse

of the Milky Way, now a gleaming stripe across the

sky.





Where dark spaces in the sky had usually

existed, there were now dense clusters of sparkling

stars. Shooting stars flashed across the canvas every

few seconds. It was like a fireworks display with no

sound.





I knew I had to get my eyes back on the

instruments, and reluctantly I brought my attention

back inside. To my surprise, with the cockpit lighting

still off, I could see every gauge, lit by starlight. In

the plane's mirrors, I could see the eerie shine of

my gold spacesuit incandescently illuminated in a

celestial glow. I stole one last glance out the window.

Despite our speed, we seemed still before the

heavens, humbled in the radiance of a much greater

power. For those few moments, I felt a part of

something far more significant than anything we

were doing in the plane. The sharp sound of Walt's

voice on the radio brought me back to the tasks at

hand as I prepared for our descent.




San Diego Aerospace Museum

The SR-71 was an expensive aircraft to operate.

The most significant cost was tanker support, and

in 1990, confronted with budget cutbacks, the Air

Force retired the SR-71.





The SR-71 served six presidents, protecting America

for a quarter of a century. Unbeknownst to most

of the country, the plane flew over North Vietnam ,

Red China, North Korea , the Middle East, South

Africa , Cuba , Nicaragua , Iran , Libya , and the

Falkland Islands . On a weekly basis, the SR-71

kept watch over every Soviet nuclear submarine

and mobile missile site, and all of their troop

movements. It was a key factor in winning the

Cold War.

I am proud to say I flew about 500 hours in this

aircraft. I knew her well. She gave way to no plane,

proudly dragging her sonic boom through enemy

backyards with great impunity. She defeated every

missile, outran every MiG, and always brought us

home. In the first 100 years of manned flight, no

aircraft was more remarkable.





The Blackbird had outrun nearly 4,000 missiles,

not once taking a scratch from enemy fire.

On her final flight, the Blackbird , destined for

the Smithsonian National Air and Space

Museum, sped from Los Angeles to Washington

in 64 minutes, averaging 2,145 mph and

setting four speed records.
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Post by: David5o on April 20, 2010, 01:34:05 pm
Bee964.

I can remember watching a TV program on the Blackbird, ....what intrigued me was, that the plane leaked like a sieve on the ground, as it relied on air pressure to seal the plane up tight. As the airframe needed to cope with extreme expansion and contractions....

David....
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Post by: Bee964 on April 20, 2010, 02:06:01 pm
Quote from: 'David5o' pid='37355' dateline='1271784845'

Bee964.

I can remember watching a TV program on the Blackbird, ....what intrigued me was, that the plane leaked like a sieve on the ground, as it relied on air pressure to seal the plane up tight. As the airframe needed to cope with extreme expansion and contractions....

David....


I remember that too. I think that they would put just enough fuel in to get it airborne and then refuel it in flight because it was not so much of a fire hazard to do this way.

Another plane I thought was awsome too was the F-15 E. The program I watched on that plane said the pilot could throttle up to full speed standing straight up... fully armed! I think the program was called "Brute Force" and was narrated by George C Scott.

I have always been fascinated with planes. I fly model airplanes. Flown them for about 30 years. And no, I don't fly model turbines. I am getting old and I can't react fast enough for them. You have to think about three manuvers ahead of what you are doing. My brain is not that fast anymore. Hahaha :icon_cheesygrin:

Dave C
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Post by: rockycoon on April 21, 2010, 03:07:29 am
Bee,
I saw the SR-71 once while in the Navy.  I was amazed by the fact that the pilots could not get out right away as the plane was
so hot.  It was a sight to behold.  It is the fastest plane in the world and still is.  No one has boken the speed record.  We knew
that the top speed was over 2000 miles per hour, and the paperwork stated that the total top speed of the plane was
Top Secret and was over that stated.  So figuring 2000 mph, I am willing to bet it went way over that.  Yes I agree it leaked,
as there was jet fuel all over the runway when they fueled her up.  A totally awsome plane.
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Post by: David5o on April 21, 2010, 10:46:24 am
rockycoon / Dave C ,

As i remember, .... the fuel was a special concoction, that had a very high flash point. High enough for them to use the fuel as a coolant on the airframe.

They built the plane loosely, ....so that it had room to seal/tighten up at high altitudes, so as i understand it, everything leaked a little at ground zero. ...lol!!!


David.......
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Post by: Bee964 on April 21, 2010, 12:22:53 pm
I think all the speed records it holds are still valid. I think the flight time from L.A. to DC is still a record for flight. That was the final flight for that plane too. I will try to save the picture of its flight records and post it here. One awesome plane indeed!

Dave C

I have added the graphic of its speed record as well as a picture of the plane for those that don't know what a SR-71 Blackbird looks like. And Rocky 2145 average miles per hour from L.A. to DC.

Dave C
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 21, 2010, 12:35:34 pm
it sure would be nice to come up with a different plane for the
flights between the USA and CHINA  14 hours is a killer flight
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Post by: Bee964 on April 21, 2010, 12:49:48 pm
Ted,

I know what you mean. My butt is still sore from the flight from Singapore. 19 hours from Singapore to Washington DC with an hour between planes in Tokyo. I think that is where I caught this nasty head cold too. In the plane. There was a very sick little boy a couple rows behind me.

Dave C
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 21, 2010, 01:04:41 pm
yes and on top of that the food stinks also
 but i do manage to get good coffee from the ladies
 when everyone is asleep since i cant sleep on the plane
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Post by: Chong on April 21, 2010, 07:26:04 pm
Quote from: 'Bee964' pid='37412' dateline='1271868588'

I think that is where I caught this nasty head cold too. In the plane. There was a very sick little boy a couple rows behind me.





I always wear a surgical mask on planes. Parents with sick kids should do everybody a flavour and make their sick kids wear one ... especially on a plane. Or rather, the stewardess should have offered that kid to wear one.
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Post by: rockycoon on April 21, 2010, 07:36:06 pm
I noted that the word was "average" mph.  Not total mph.  I will bet the total top speed is still unknown.   And by the way,
the space musium may have one, but NASA has several that are still active and flying today.

By the way, tell the stew to cover the mask with alchole to kill the germs, preferabley whiskey...lol
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Post by: David5o on April 21, 2010, 07:58:59 pm
.

Unlikely you'll catch any bug on a modern plane unless your sitting next to an affected person.
The amount of air changes and filtration is such that makes plane flying very safe indeed.

Remember the good old days when you could light up a ciggy?? the next seat down from the smoking section would hardly know there was a smoker behind them. The airflow/amount of air changes and Super Hepa filtration saw to that.....

People have been watching too many films, where  plane fulls of passengers are contaminated by a single passenger, ....It's just never going to happen!!!!

If you managed to pick anything up on your journey, the chances are it was at the airport  NOT on the plane you traveled on.....

David.....
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 21, 2010, 10:17:11 pm
although the food is enough to make you sick on long flights. lol!!!
 airports are notorious for a good place to catch a bug when traveling
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Post by: rockycoon on April 21, 2010, 11:33:17 pm
Once out of the United States, do they allow you to smoke on the planes ?  Like which airlines will allow this or is it forbidden all
over the world ?
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Post by: Bee964 on April 22, 2010, 12:18:56 am
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='37461' dateline='1271907197'

Once out of the United States, do they allow you to smoke on the planes ?  Like which airlines will allow this or is it forbidden all
over the world ?


Rocky,

The flight I was on, United, there was no smoking on the plane at all. The last time I went to france there was no smoking on it either. I think the no smoking rule is on all airlines worldwide. I know the germans were trying to start a nudist airline, but that is a different story. Do you smoke? If you do, bring the gum, Nicorette.

Dave C

Quote from: 'David5o' pid='37436' dateline='1271894339'

.

Unlikely you'll catch any bug on a modern plane unless your sitting next to an affected person.
The amount of air changes and filtration is such that makes plane flying very safe indeed.

Remember the good old days when you could light up a ciggy?? the next seat down from the smoking section would hardly know there was a smoker behind them. The airflow/amount of air changes and Super Hepa filtration saw to that.....

People have been watching too many films, where  plane fulls of passengers are contaminated by a single passenger, ....It's just never going to happen!!!!

If you managed to pick anything up on your journey, the chances are it was at the airport  NOT on the plane you traveled on.....

David.....


Yea, could have been the airport too. The kid was over 2 seats and 1 row behind me. When we got to Tokyo we all had to change planes and most of people were together on the same plane again. They even made us go through the whole security check again.

Dave C
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 22, 2010, 05:43:11 am
Not sure why anyone would want to smoke on a flight. After all the direct flight from Hong Kong to London is only 13 hours long.!!!!:angel::angel:

Willy
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Post by: Bee964 on April 24, 2010, 12:17:27 pm
For any of you racing fans. You Need To See This Video 10 minutes Long.





 
http://www.opb.org/programs/ofg/videos/view/56-Electric-Drag-Racing
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Post by: shaun on April 24, 2010, 07:15:25 pm
Dave,

Thanks great video.

Shaun
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 24, 2010, 08:44:42 pm
Willy,

13 hours is really a long time for someone who smokes to
go without a cigarette.

something to ponder- why do the new planes have ash trays on the
arm of the seats?
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Post by: Bee964 on April 24, 2010, 09:24:39 pm
Quote from: 'ttwjr32' pid='37596' dateline='1272156282'

Willy,

13 hours is really a long time for someone who smokes to
go without a cigarette.

something to ponder- why do the new planes have ash trays on the
arm of the seats?


Ted,

Planes are new design the seats are old design. They are probably the old seats. Those things are uncomfortable as hell. with reguards to the smoking on the plane, I suppose you could always use chewing tobacco. They probably would not like the spitting on the floor though. Hahahaha! :icon_cheesygrin:

Dave C
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Post by: David5o on April 24, 2010, 09:43:10 pm
Bee964 ,

Someone could make a bloody fortune operating smoking flights on certain routes around the world.
No Non-Smokers allowed on the plane!!! ....hahaha!!  

David...
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 24, 2010, 09:53:48 pm
then some employee would sue the airlines because they had them
 work on smoking flights across the world.
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Post by: rockycoon on April 24, 2010, 11:41:50 pm
simple cure, hire stew's that smoke...by the way, 13 hours is like eternity for a smoker.  Besides from what I have heard about these flights, smoking is the least of your worries.
no wonder people smoke...lol
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Post by: Bee964 on April 25, 2010, 10:35:42 am
Ted,

Rocky beat me to it. I would have said the same thing. Hire only smoking crew members. (flight crew too Rocky)

David,

I think there would be a niche for that! I smoked for 32 years. Quit 10 years ago last march. I hated to fly anywhere. Had to chew the gum that tasted like it was scraped off a public bathroom floor. I used to chew one piece of niccorette gum with one piece of peppermint gum.

Dave C
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Post by: David5o on April 25, 2010, 01:13:53 pm
Dave C,

It's all a nonsense this no smoking on aeroplanes. Smokers never affected anyone from the non smoking areas on these planes, the air conditioning systems saw to that... All it means is that the airlines don't have to replace the air filters so often these days!!!

As i said, i reckon there's a good market for certain routes around the world flying these smoking only flights. I wonder how long it would take, before the main carriers started smoking areas again, if these smoking flights really took off in a big way, ....Not long i would warrant!! ...haha!!!

David......
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Post by: Bee964 on April 25, 2010, 01:21:21 pm
Quote from: 'David5o' pid='37645' dateline='1272215633'

Dave C,

It's all a nonsense this no smoking on aeroplanes. Smokers never affected anyone from the non smoking areas on these planes, the air conditioning systems saw to that... All it means is that the airlines don't have to replace the air filters so often these days!!!

As i said, i reckon there's a good market for certain routes around the world flying these smoking only flights. I wonder how long it would take, before the main carriers started smoking areas again, if these smoking flights really took off in a big way, ....Not long i would warrant!! ...haha!!!

David......


David,

I think I said earlier that a German company was trying to start up a nude airline in Germany. I know that there was an american airline that was started just for a couple to join the "mile-high" club. I wonder how they are doing? :icon_cheesygrin::huh::icon_cheesygrin:

Dave C
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Post by: David5o on April 25, 2010, 01:31:42 pm
Dave C,

Who knows, but lets face it, that's a limited niche market, whereas Smokers are a major world market!!  Got to be a far better bet ...success wise, than the ''Dirty Old Man In a Raincoat'' type market!!   ...hahaha!!!

David.
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Post by: Bee964 on April 25, 2010, 08:42:18 pm
To all Car Lovers

This is just too good to tuck away in the back corner. Turn on your speakers and go back one hundred years in time.  Assembly lines really haven't changed although, what your car can do 'off road' today is far different from what the Model T could do back then.  lol  
Enjoy


 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4KrIMZpwCY
 

 Dave C
Quote from: 'mpo4747' pid='37658' dateline='1272238456'

there was Hooters Air  :dodgy:

The airline was established in 2003 and started operations on March 6, 2003
...
All commercial services were suspended on January 9, 2006.


I remember seeing a few of the airplanes ...
ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooters_Air


Mike O.

Mike O,

I think I remember the airline. Always wanted to try them out. hahaha! :icon_cheesygrin:

Dave C
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Post by: ttwjr32 on April 25, 2010, 09:09:35 pm
that would have gone well at home

"well honey i have my ticket booked on HOOTERS Air    lol!!!!!
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Post by: Bee964 on April 26, 2010, 01:28:48 am
Quote from: 'ttwjr32' pid='37662' dateline='1272244175'

that would have gone well at home

"well honey i have my ticket booked on HOOTERS Air    lol!!!!!


Now where would your eyes be looking when the plane hits the turbulance? Just imagine the bouncing of the plane...... up and down.... side to side... :icon_cool::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cool:
Or when she has to reach way over you to hand that drink or meal to the passanger in the window seat? There would be a lot of guys in the dog house after a flight with them! ROTFLMAO!!! :icon_cheesygrin:

Dave C
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Post by: David5o on May 02, 2010, 10:23:03 am
.


Eel Kills Man in China.....

This is REAL!!

http://img1.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/safe-misc-vi/monopterus-albus-asian-swamp-eel.jpg (http://img1.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/safe-misc-vi/monopterus-albus-asian-swamp-eel.jpg)

Quote:
A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.

The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.

Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.

Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.

He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.

He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.

The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.

Police have reportedly begun an investigation.



So boys? when are you going for a drink again and where? hahaha!!!!
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on May 02, 2010, 11:40:23 am
An eel up the ass!  Good to hear that the police are looking into it!!!!!!!!!!!

Willy
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Post by: ttwjr32 on May 02, 2010, 12:41:37 pm
thats just not right? lol!
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Post by: David5o on May 02, 2010, 12:46:18 pm
.

Knowing the Chinese, ...They'll probably eat the evidence!!!!

David.....
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Post by: ttwjr32 on May 02, 2010, 12:59:58 pm
thats even worse
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: shaun on May 02, 2010, 08:00:59 pm
Yes Ted it is.  I guess on the death report they could say he died of a perforated bowel syndrome.  What did the eel die of?   That is the real question?  Perforated human syndrome?  Were the men at the gay eel club?  Just wait until they hear about gerbils.  

I mean really I do feel sorry for the poor man and his family but really.  This is too much to leave alone.

Ted I am sorry.  butt.............
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: rockycoon on May 03, 2010, 01:23:13 am
I am trying to think of somthing about this, however it is beyond belief and mind numbing. :s
However I am thinking a small swamp ell is one thing but perhaps a morae ell or wolf ell with lots of teeth.  But also put a
lobster in there, because morae like to share the hole with lobsters. ouch....:icon_cheesygrin:
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Willy The Londoner on May 08, 2010, 10:01:18 pm
Whens the next batch of Guys due to visit China?    We need some new posts.

The active threads are getting few and far between  - not more than half a dozen on the latest posts page now.

I gave up newspapers long ago so I could spend the time reading the various threads on here.  

Now it is back to looking at the woman going past - but at least it is hot here now and 'hot' means 'less' when it comes to fashion.  :angel:  I am of course just looking at the stylish and latest, but admitably, very short fashion wear.  The person wearing them, hmm just like this one coming along now, she is just a model, just a very beautiful model, just a very beautiful model with hardly anything on, just getting closer, woooaah just a minute - be back soon!







Thats better a nice cold shower.     Now where was I?

I could do with an nice sun bed on my balcony even one of those those special Chinese one will do me and just pass away the hours in between reading posts.

C'mon Guys stop me becoming completely lazy,  lets have some incoming -  and I do not mean flak!   (Although that does liven things up considerably.)

If we do not get active soon then maybe I will invite Teo onto this forum.:icon_cheesygrin:

Willy
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: mustfocus on May 08, 2010, 11:09:28 pm
Maybe it flew right by me... but who is Teo?
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: maxx on May 08, 2010, 11:58:04 pm
mustfocus Teo is the new resident expert on Chnlove.He is posting out of Singapore,He posts some wild stuff.With a very different take on things.He is wirth reading because the stuff he posts is amuseing.
One of life's great lessons.Do not get a tattoo. With Chinese writings tattooed on your body.By a western tattoo artist.My wife seen a lady today.Walking in the park who had a tattoo running down the back of her arm.The tattoo was supposed to say love and peace not war.My wife told me the Characters were all wrong.She said it looked like a 7 year old drew it on the ladies arm.

So be fore warned.Get the real translation.Before you let somebody tattoo Chinese charactors on your body.
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: mustfocus on May 09, 2010, 12:54:42 am
I just read a few of his messages...he's scary...and off the wall...very confusing.
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Willy The Londoner on May 09, 2010, 01:07:01 am
Hi Maxx .
The only thing that makes me laugh is the writings that some people think is serious.  He believes he is writing serious stuff that is what makes it amusing for me and that forum is so frustrating it takes a day or more to get a reply published.

As a Chinaman living in Singapore I cannot understand how he can write so much rubbish and controversy about woman in China as he has never been here!  He would certainly cause some rants and rages on here.

But Maxx I take it when you say 'resident expert' then that is the amusing part of his character?

Maybe we can have a thread on Teo's famous sayings?

Willy

P.S. Teo if you have joined today when I have been writing this then I apologise for not apologising to you.
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Neil on May 09, 2010, 03:21:03 am
Quote from: 'Willy The Londoner' pid='38253' dateline='1273370478'

Whens the next batch of Guys due to visit China?    We need some new posts.


I'm heading to Nanning in July:exclamation:
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: shaun on May 09, 2010, 06:08:42 am
Willy and Maxx,

For those who are in the dark you will need to clue us in on Teo.  Where can you find his comments?  chnlove.com?
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: rockycoon on May 09, 2010, 06:22:15 am
I am also in the dark, but then, I live in a cave...:icon_cheesygrin:
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Willy The Londoner on May 09, 2010, 06:37:10 am
Quote from: 'shaun' pid='38267' dateline='1273399722'

Willy and Maxx,

For those who are in the dark you will need to clue us in on Teo.  Where can you find his comments?  chnlove.com?


But then If I tell you that is correct you are likely to invite him here.:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:  
So I will not tell you that you are correct and then they cannot blame me.:icon_cheesygrin:

Willy
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: shaun on May 09, 2010, 06:40:39 am
Willy,

Remind me not to share any of my secrets with you.

Thanks,

Shaun
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: mustfocus on May 09, 2010, 10:12:31 am
Teo is scattered around the forums that are constantly updated...

Log-in -> HELP/SUPPORT -> FORUMS (For those of you who don't know where the "official" forums are)
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Bee964 on May 13, 2010, 01:56:10 pm
Quote from: 'mustfocus' pid='38281' dateline='1273414351'

Teo is scattered around the forums that are constantly updated...

Log-in -> HELP/SUPPORT -> FORUMS (For those of you who don't know where the "official" forums are)


I wonder, is it worth going to see some of his posts or should I just wait for his stuff to start appearing here?

I tend to ramble on sometimes. I guess I will have to watch what I say in the future.

Dave C
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: mustfocus on May 13, 2010, 04:40:20 pm
If you're bored and have nothing better to do, go look. Otherwise, I wouldn't bother.  Eventually he'll make his way here...
Title: RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Bee964 on May 14, 2010, 11:39:07 pm
I don't think that I'm that bored,.... yet. I will just wait for him to get here.

Dave C
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Hey Everybody

  Remember Chrysler wanted to build the Green Peace flex plant?  It looks like Ford has already got one up & running.

               



 



This is a short video of a new Ford plant in Brazil .(3min)
One look at this and you will be able to tell why there will probably never be another one built in the USA  

or Canada .


http://info.detnews.com/video/index.cfm?id=1189


 And… pay attention to the last few words. That sentence says a lot!
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: rockycoon on May 18, 2010, 11:51:13 pm
except for Willy, Ted and Shaun (the marx bros) was there anyone born here in 1900 ?  :) :) :)
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: shaun on May 19, 2010, 04:44:54 am
Don, don't confuse the members here.  We are as old as dirt. You are older than dirt.
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: rockycoon on May 19, 2010, 03:28:20 pm
Shaun, Bless you my son.  Next time I create somthing, I'll leave out the flowered shirts... ;) as man cannot be trusted with them, they
are to dangrous.... 11th commandment, thou shalt not wear flowered shirts as it is offensive to the eye.... ;D :) :)
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Bee964 on May 19, 2010, 05:30:12 pm
My next shirt will have dragons on it then! Hahahaha!! 8)

Dave C
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: rockycoon on May 19, 2010, 06:26:34 pm
God, now I have to find a flowered shirt I guess.... :o

I'm crawling back in my cave and count spiders... :-X
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: shaun on May 19, 2010, 09:32:50 pm
You would not be in a cave if you hadn't gone wild with your new backhoe.  So when does the Rockycoon Gone Wild video hit the market?
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: rockycoon on May 20, 2010, 12:45:08 am
Lots to do, lots to do.   ;D
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Bee964 on May 20, 2010, 08:17:57 am
God, now I have to find a flowered shirt I guess.... :o


Don,

Are you going to break your 11th commandment? ???

Dave C
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: David5o on May 20, 2010, 10:29:36 am
.
Can anyone direct me to the video clip of the woman flipping her lid over the purchase of a car that was posted somewhere in the threads here??

I've been trying to find it , but alas so far failed. This new maze isn't helping me much either ...lol!!!

David.....
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: rockycoon on May 20, 2010, 12:12:33 pm
Will one with palm trees be suffecent ?   ;D
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Arnold on May 20, 2010, 01:57:06 pm
How's this for some Info ?

Subject: WALMART VS. THE MORONS

 

Something to ponder....


 

In my many years I have come to a  conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.--John Adams   

1 Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March

17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco

+ K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private

Employer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep

in mind they did this in only 15 years.

8. During this same period, 31 supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super

Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 Years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur At

a Wal-Mart store. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within 15 miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground

work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart

to Fix the economy.

This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats,

Republicans, EVERYONE!!

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,  It is

now official you are ALL corrupt morons:

*    The U.S. Post Service was established in 1775. You have had 234

years to get it right and it is broke.

*    Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years

to get it right and it is broke.

*    Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get

it right and it is broke.

*    War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it

right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred

to "the poor" and they only want more.

*    Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965.. You have had 44

years to get it right and they are broke.

*    Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to

get it right and it is broke.

*    The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our

dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a

budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before.

You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.

You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our

throats while overspending our tax dollars  AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO

BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM??

Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end

up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected' and their staff (they

never read anything) will clue them in on how Americans feel.

Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: rockycoon on May 21, 2010, 12:44:17 am
Wow, never knew about how big Wal-mart was.  The only problem you have incountered is that...There is no Wal-mart in
NORTH KOREA, TIBET, KAKISTAN, BORA-BORA, ETC.  So they can't be world dominate (wait for one near you).  You know,
when everyone else starts dropping their prices, then Wal-mart won't seem so dominating to you.  If they can sell at lower
prices, then so can places like target,safeway etc.  also can.  "HE WHO HAS LOWER PRICES WINS".  This applies to our economy
and what people can afford.  By the way, I have found that Safeway IS cheaper than Wal-mart on a lot of things.

What this all boils down to is people like to shop but don't like to have to go from store to store tracking down deals and different
products when they are all (mostly) at one store, which brings up the cost of gas going to one store to another and another.  They
have to find a parking place (a pain in the ass) then since they are mostly lazy, gotta get out of the car and walk in. Doing this 10 times or more per day, women are worn out from pushing that shopping cart all day.  Did I forget all the traffic you have to fight?
Personally I use the fewest amount of stores as I can't hit them all in one day.  I like home Depot as they have everything and
so what if the prices are a little higher, think of all the gas I'm saving.  They  "get it done" and I never have to hear ;

were out of stock on that one

 or a famous one ; it will be in tomorrow on the truck (hey I'm building now not tomorrow),

or how about the all aroundexcuse; We don't carry that anymore.

When it comes to returns, there is no problem, where in the smaller stores, It tales  more information and hassle than it does to
get on a plane and fly to china.


Ok, thats my rant... :o :o :o ;D

























Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: shaun on May 21, 2010, 10:21:56 am
You a little stressed today Don?  Tell the truth.  It is the pressure from the flowery shirts.  ;)
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: rockycoon on May 22, 2010, 09:30:37 pm
Shaun,

You won't be happy till Im in a huge flowered shirt singing - I'm a little buttercup -   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: shaun on May 22, 2010, 09:35:35 pm
I could think of better songs to sing that I'm a little Buttercup.    Like, I'm a little tea cup!!!
Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: Bee964 on May 26, 2010, 11:49:22 am
Arnold, Don,

Yes, Wal-Mart is huge. There is a special that was done on them. Very informative. What is not mentioned is that there have been lots of communities in the US that would not allow them to build a store in, not just foreign countries. I think it has something to do with closing down stores and leaving them sitting vacant. (I don't remember why exactly, saw the special 2 or 3 years ago) But I would like to have their profit for 1 hour!  ;D ::)

Dave C

Don,

Looks like you have visitors from another huge corporation looking into your cave. Hahaha!  ;D :o 8)

Dave C

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Post by: David5o on May 26, 2010, 11:55:27 am
Don,

One more to add to your list, ....There's NO Walmart in Cyprus either!!!   haha!!!

David.....
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Post by: shaun on May 26, 2010, 01:32:55 pm
Dave C,

I am just a little more greedy than you.  I would want 1 day.  They could have the other 364.

It is funny this thread has turned into a Walmart thread.  I've been dealing with them the last 3 days.  Sending a letter to them today.  Hehe.
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Post by: Bee964 on May 26, 2010, 05:22:11 pm
David5o,

Did you find that video clip you were looking for? I would like to see it if you have found it.

I wanted to put up a sound file here for the brotherhood to listen to but the attachment specs won't allow a mp3 file. It is a sound file of a news reporter reading an article on "felching" (not sure of the spelling) and he almost can't stop laughing enough to get through the article. Anyway, I thought it was very funny and wanted to share it.

Shaun,

Did you have a problem with Wal-Mart? I also have a series of pictures a friend has e-mailed me, "The People of Wal-Mart". Lets just say it is rather interesting to look at. I will put some up for you to look at if you would like, the less radical ones that is.

Dave C
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Post by: shaun on May 26, 2010, 06:09:07 pm
Dave C,

No problem.  I sent a business proposal to them.  It took me 3 days to flesh it out.
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Post by: David5o on May 27, 2010, 10:43:51 am
Dave C,


No, i haven't found it yet. .....So if anyone can remember the video where the Chinese wife was throwing a real tantrum because she wanted her husband to by the car she liked and almost drove the car out through the showroom plate glass window, ......Please direct me to it!!! Maybe the guy that posted it can send it to me, can't remember who that was either!!!! ...haha!!!! Old age creeping up on me...lol!!!


David....
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Post by: maxx on May 27, 2010, 07:03:33 pm
I don't have the link David.But I do remember it was on youtube.
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Post by: Bee964 on May 27, 2010, 08:31:02 pm
So, I wonder if the dealerships still leave the battery hooked up and the ignition fuse in the fuse box on the vehicles in the showroom. I would have left her in the dealership and let them call the police, but then thats just me.  ;D :o ::)

Dave C
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Post by: maxx on May 27, 2010, 08:39:26 pm
Dave I worked in different dealerships.Yes we always left the battery hooked up.If you didn't leave the battery hooked up on the new stuff.The first time you did hook the battery up.It would set the alarm off.Then it would set the whole security system.Usually with the keys now locked in the car.While the horn is honking and the lights are flashing.Then you would have to run to the back of the building and get the other set of keys.That are locked up somewhere in back.And the only person with the key to the cabinet has left for the day.Or is out to lunch.
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Post by: rockycoon on May 29, 2010, 09:31:56 am
That is so very funny if you think about it....LOL LOL
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Post by: shaun on May 29, 2010, 09:46:31 am
Me?  If a woman did that to me I'd let her make a fool out of herself and then deny knowing her.
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Post by: Bee964 on May 29, 2010, 10:04:53 am
Maxx,

I worked electrical repair in an auto assembly plant. I think it was an australian requirement for this one type of security system, maybe british. (There was a name for it but I don't remember it) If there was any interruption in the 3 wires that goes to the siren, the siren goes off. The siren has its own power supply. Wire 1 ground, wire 2 IOD (direct feed from battery, fused) wire 3 communication line. On the shipping line they pull the IOD fuse, interruption in the battery feed. We had only just had instruction on this new system for us when I retired. I asked the instructor about this possible problem and what they are going to do about it. They had no reply from engineering about this when I left. So I asked what should we do if this happens in the mean time, We were to put the vehicle on a hoist, the siren was located under the vehicle, un plug and take off the siren, throw it in a 5 gallon pail of water to try to stifle the noise, until its battery died, and wait for engineerings solution. The IOD line feeds all the modules memory, your radio to keep all of its preset stations, etc., if it is left plugged in, after several weeks the battery dies and this is why it is removed. I am sure there is a solution for it now from engineering, but I would have loved to be there if one did get set off! The system had interior motion detectors and all.

Dave C
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Post by: maxx on May 29, 2010, 10:59:31 am
Dave in some models all the fuses they pulled out at the factory.They would put them in the ashtray.Of the car.Then when we would receive the vehicle at the dealership.We would put the fuses back in.The factory told us it was to keep from running the battery down.What it was really for.Was so that the alarm wouldn't set.If you let the battery run down.You couldn't get the car out of park.If you jumped the car.And the battery was bad.you still couldn't get the car out of park.All because of the security system.If it happened on the showroom floor.I could here the alarm from my shop.My shop was about 100 yards from the main show room.In it's own separate building

The alarms on the new cars can be a nightmare.And forget about losing your keys.And having a lock smith make you a new key.It isn't going to work until you drag the vehicle  into the dealership and get the new key programmed to the car.My 2005 gmc 1/2 ton the key is 20.00 the remote unlock is 100.My bosses 2010 gmc  key is 200.00. Plus the dealership charge to reprogram it.

We had some customers who tried to disconect the alarm system.We would have to put the alarm systems back together.Because the vehical wouldn't run. with out it.It would cost them close to 500.00.One guy climbed under the front drivers seat.And disconnected the key buzzer.It took the technician about 2 hours.To figure out what the guy did.Because the guy didn't tell anyone.Because he wanted the repair coverd under warranty.

Ive never heard that the siren had it's own power supply.It would make sence.If the siren is going off.And the car battery is dead

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Post by: Bee964 on May 29, 2010, 12:53:03 pm
Maxx,

Check the owners manual about new keys and programming them. The Chrysler vehicles you can self program. (you turn the ignition on with 2 programmed keys 3 times for 5 to 15 seconds within a 1 minute time span, or something like this. This puts the wireless ignition module into program mode. then you can program up to 8 keys for the vehicle) This proceedure is spelled out in the owners manual near the front for Chrysler vehicles. If you have the key  with the key fob built into it, it will program both at the same time. These new vehicles don't have cut keys so all you have to do is buy the fob and program it. I think they are about $135. If the proceedure is in your manual, you can save $100. (thats what they charge here) I did a couple extra keys for my daughter this way and on our old mini van I had 2 extra keys and 2 extra key fobs. (2002 Dodge)

Also too, if your engine lite comes on, depending on what the problem is, sometimes it will go off on its own. Say you left the gas cap off or loose and this puts a fault into the engine controller. The engine lite comes on because it sees an evaporate leak in the fuel system. You know what the problem is and you correct it. (you put the gas cap back on) If after a set ammount of key cycles it has not seen the leak again it self clears the fault and turns the light off. This information my not be in the owners manual. (I have not read it all either) My daughter put diesel into her gas vehicle. Luckily she was the typical teen, only put a couple bucks in. Yes I know the nozzle should not have fit in but you know auto companies, the filler tube was plastic and aluminium. It is flexible. She jammed the nozzle in. She called me to come get her. When she realised what she had done she cried. The dealership wanted over $800 to drop the tank, empty it out, flush the system, and put it back together. I went to the dealership and turned the ignition on, she had less than 1/4 tank. I consulted with an engineer at work about this before I did it. I took an empty 2 gallon gas can and a full 5 gallon gas can of super. I disconnected the fuel line at the engine and put the end into the empty can. I put the 5 gallons of gas in the car, the gauge read 3/4 full. After turning the ignition on several times there was about a quart of mixed fuel in the can with the gas line in it. I reconnected it to the motor and after several tries it fires up. Lots of white smoke to start but it quickly fades. After a while the engine lite comes on due to the diesel in it. The day I was going to bring it in to have them shut it off (a $100 dollar cost) it went out on its own. Saved $800. She always checks the pump now. Just to hook up the diagnostic tool is a $100 cost for the customer, but there are some acceptions to this too.

For anybody reading this, there are ways to find out the diagnostic trouble codes that turn your engine lite on and the local branch of your library may have the repair manual. The respective codes and the problem description as well as possible fixes are listed in it. Some are very simple fixes, eg. check to make sure the gas cap is tight.

This post is getting long so I will end it now, but that information may help some people save some money.

Dave C
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Post by: rockycoon on May 29, 2010, 03:35:52 pm
actually, aside from interrupting the flow of information on China and Chinese ladies and our love life's.  I really wouldn't mind starting
a thread on home repair or auto repair or even self help around the place.  There are so many experenced and professional people
on here on all things, we could "scratch each others backs" with all this information.

Bee, thanks for that Dodge information.  Now can you tell me what is wrong with the cruse control on my 2003 dodge 1500.
It used to work, and partially does now, the cruse lite comes on, but the set speed button won't work to set it about 3/4 of the
time.  The other 1/4 of the time it will work flawlessly.  And yes, I use it a lot. Keeps me from getting a lot of tickets.,.. ;D
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Post by: maxx on May 29, 2010, 06:23:26 pm
Bee yes the ignatian trick will work on the Dodges GM got away from the customer.Being able to program the key themselves.Some accountant somewhere.Decided GM was loosing to much money.The gas cap trick.It works on the GM too.I threw a engine light about a month ago.It even cut the power way back..So I jumped out and took the gas cap off.And put it back on.It was good after that.

I can't count the number of times.I have had employees put gasoline in a Diesel motor.The Diesel will run with the gasoline in them for about a mile.What we used to do was take a gas caddy and suck all the gas out.Then just dump some diesel in the tank.We never had a problem.Then Gm thought they were getting smart and they put a gate at the bottom of the filler neck..So after that we had to take the filler neck off.And suck the gas out that way.Either way it was a 20 minute fix.It just would piss me off to know end.When one of my employees would do it.I fired a couple of people who had done it more then once.I had one guy take his pen and push the neck of the fill tube out.On a Brand new Buick.Just so he could put Diesel in it.I fired that guy right on the spot when he got back to the Dealership.

I used to work at a Dodge/Gmc dealership in Colorado.When they first started coming out with the new dodge Diesels back in 94.You didn't want to ever run that diesel out of fuel.It would take a couple of hours to bleed the system to get all the air out.If the diesel had any miles on it above 50,00.It would even make it tougher.Because the fuel system would be sucking air.When they came out with the Diesel motor in the Gmc.After about 20,000 miles you would have to replace the turbo.And you would have to replace it over and over again.At about 20,000 to 30,000 miles.Gm after a couple of years got it together.They Did a way with that type of turbo.And redisigned it all together.It seamed to have cured the problem.

Dodge fixed there fuel supply problem.It only takes a couple of pumps now on the bleeding pump.And opening the bleed valve and your back in Buissness.It is about a five minute job now.
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Post by: Bee964 on May 29, 2010, 07:11:49 pm
Rocky,

It might be a good idea to start a thread like that. Your cruise, I think you still have a throttle cable in your system. The newer systems are "drive by wire" for your stability control system. This system works a little differently than the older throttle cable systems. Anyways, check to make sure that none of the vacuum hoses or connections are cracked or dry rotted.  You live in the desert south west right? Arizona? That would be my first place to check. But, usually an intermittent operation of a feature is usually a bad connection. (We call them spread terminals) It could be corrision on the terminals too. Check to see if your library has the shop manual. Better still, if you want wait a little bit. I can find the stuff for you here maybe. I have a couple shop munuals for the trucks, but I don't remember what years. Let me get back to you on this. It is 7:05 here tonight and my daughters going away party starts in an hour and I have to be there. PM me if you want help. Gotta go now.

Dave C
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Post by: rockycoon on May 29, 2010, 09:02:08 pm
Maxx, if you think getting a GMC started after you run out of fuel, try getting a John Deere started after you change fuel
filters and install a new fuel pump (des engine).  I agree you really have to drain all the air out of the system, and this starts with
clearing the fuel tank down past the fuel pump, then the fuel filter then around the corner to the high pressure injector pump and
finally the injectors.  John deere put a fuel pump air bleeder on the fuel pump, but that works a little but not for the rest of the
system.  Love the power but damn, they are a pain to get going.
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Post by: maxx on May 29, 2010, 09:38:40 pm
Rocky did you try cracking the injectors open a little.No it is not recomended by the manufactures.But that is what we had to do sometimes.With the older Dodges
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Post by: David5o on June 01, 2010, 12:32:20 pm
Vince,

Thanks for the link....

Sorry not thanking you before, but i've only just seen it!!!  haha!!
This new site is a bloody maze, with stuff scattered all over the place, i can't seem to find anything easily, as i could before!!!

Anyway, thanks again for the link....

David....
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on June 02, 2010, 11:49:12 am
All this talk of fancy roadster has made me take the plunge and to risk life and limb by taking to the roads of China. 8)

I been and bought a really nifty number.  A really sporting model.

Classic paint work as well. Some hand crafted parts.

So from now on it ta ta taxis and bye bye buses -  Willy is the latest danger to hit the roads of China.

From now on gone is Willy Wonka  and  welcome Willy Honka.

Just one problem.  When I get to the shopping centre am I allowed to chain it to a lamp post or could  someone catch their ankles on the pedals.

Willy
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Post by: rockycoon on June 02, 2010, 12:41:49 pm
Willy,
Question for you, is that a bike or a car your talking about?  by the way, you can get your oil and grease for free, just ask
those brits from BP, their giving it away for free.  Just bring a bucket... ;D ;D
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Post by: Bee964 on June 02, 2010, 02:09:04 pm
Sounds like a bike Rocky.

Bee careful on the streets of china Willy. Gotta find that bike picture I have.....

Dave C
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Post by: shaun on June 02, 2010, 02:17:52 pm
OK Willy.  Pictures!!!  We need to see pictures to evaluate the parking situation.  I am not talking about pictures of lam posts, buildings, other intangible things to tie down to or women for that matter.  I want to see your new mode of transportation.  I have good reason.  I will be in Guangdong province the later part of next week.  Should we wind up in the same town I will want to be able to take a dive for safety taking Peggy with me if you headed my way.  Once the danger has passed I will gladly shake your and and buy you lunch. 

SO how do you add one of the message icons to your post?
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Post by: Bee964 on June 02, 2010, 02:38:29 pm
Willy,

I hope you can take a joke. Does your bike look like this?
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Post by: rockycoon on June 03, 2010, 12:16:17 am
Oh Boy, this is gonna be fun.  Below you can see several pictures of Willy's choice of transportation.  You will have to pick the one
that he is riding.  Also, as far as the question as to where to park the bike, there are several pictures of a typical Chinese bike
park area... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: rockycoon on June 03, 2010, 12:22:05 am
Shaun, I didn't forget you.  This is for you and peggy and Willy and wife , Ted and his wife , so you can all visit at the same time.   ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: shaun on June 03, 2010, 12:48:14 am
Hey I like the first one.  Where can I get the one with the shoes.  I would ride that.  The conference one?  Forget it.  To many fights would happen.  Who driver?
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Post by: Bee964 on June 03, 2010, 09:22:23 am
I like the confrence one! One confusing bike though! :o Love the bike pictures though Rocky! ;D

Dave C
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Post by: rockycoon on June 03, 2010, 09:37:14 am
That's for all those "wonkarettes" Bee.... ;D ;D
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Post by: Bee964 on June 03, 2010, 09:52:26 am
Ahhhh yes, one "Wonker" with  six "wonkarettes" telling him where to go. Hahahahaha! ;D ;D ;D

Dave C
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on June 03, 2010, 02:43:57 pm
Yes Rocky love the bike pictures.

In the last one with all the seats, Is the basket for me to sit in?... ;D ;D
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Post by: rockycoon on June 04, 2010, 01:59:45 am
Yes Rob and Bee, I believe there is room for both of you, although it is a tight fit in the basket.  Also consider you will be in the
middle of everything and those wifes will have much to talk about .... please note that I said your in the middle...so you may
want to ride in the rumble seat that is an extra and is towed behind.  From the picture, upon closer examination, it would appear
that everyone has to peddle, a community peddle...LOL LOL LOL ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: David5o on June 05, 2010, 08:04:01 pm
My Observations On What's Wrong With Our Modern Schools And There Teachings
 
How feel-good and politically correct teachings have created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this misconception sets them up for failure in this big real world that they about to enter.

Below are 11 things i believe the students do not and will not learn in school.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make 60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault. So, don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents’ generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This does NOT bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds - chances are you'll end up working for one.
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Post by: Bee964 on June 08, 2010, 08:48:59 am

Matt Hall nearly puts his plane in the Detroit River at the Red Bull Air Race Championships qualifying round in Windsor, Ontario. Video recorded from the Detroit side. Apologies for the incredibly shaky camerawork.

Note: This email is not spam but was sent to you by a friend/family member. Liveleak.com maintains a strict anti-spam policy.

date sent: Jun-6-2010 15:27:59


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5b_1275818947 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5b_1275818947) - Red Bull Pilot pulls an incredible save to keep his plane out of the river

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Post by: shaun on June 08, 2010, 09:05:24 am
I bet the floor board of that airplane was wet when he landed and not from touching the water either.
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Post by: maxx on June 08, 2010, 06:50:18 pm
Nice recovery.That is one real good pilot.
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Post by: Jason B on June 08, 2010, 09:17:36 pm
Nice recovery.....I hope that this pilot does not work for Singapore Airlines.  They are flying be to Shenzhen next month.  From my understanding a lot of pilots in the Red Bull Air Race are current or ex commercial airline pilots.  Might have to keep my life jacket close at all times.
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Post by: Bee964 on June 09, 2010, 07:34:29 pm
Shaun,

I bet there were some solids on the floor too! :o :o :o

Dave C
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on June 11, 2010, 09:57:28 am
In honour of probably the originator of one of the most popular sites on the forum we will have some words from the Bard of Avon.

'Alas poor David, I knew him well.  Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune" oh stuff the high brow stuff.  Who is going to bring the jokes to the forum now?

Willy Shakaspeare


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Post by: Scottish_Rob on June 11, 2010, 01:08:07 pm
Willy..PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE....DON'T volunteer, I have heard your jokes.... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Bee964 on June 15, 2010, 10:55:36 am
DUMBEST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT             
Running stop light = $100.00   
DUI = $5000.00
Not wearing a seat belt = $50.00

Putting you & your girlfriend on your fake drivers license = PRICELESS

 REMEMBER!! When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only... no matter how much you love your girl.  'Counterfeit I...D. of the Week'....  This is an actual Drivers License from a traffic stop....
 

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Post by: Bee964 on June 15, 2010, 08:25:40 pm
This is video of a tornado that struck just south of where I live. It was produced by the storm that flooded my basement. Living here we never get enough lead time warning from Enviroment Canada. We have to depend on warnings from the United States.

LEAMINGTON TORNADO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V9FvS9CiNY#ws)

 

This video runs along Hwy 20 (Seacliffe Drive) and Robson Road...

Dave C
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Post by: Irishman on June 15, 2010, 09:31:26 pm
This is video of a tornado that struck just south of where I live. It was produced by the storm that flooded my basement. Living here we never get enough lead time warning from Enviroment Canada. We have to depend on warnings from the United States.

LEAMINGTON TORNADO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V9FvS9CiNY#ws)


 

This video runs along Hwy 20 (Seacliffe Drive) and Robson Road...

Dave C

I like a bit of exciting wind and storms but that is just too much.
I hope the people there are getting all the help they need.

Though the weather here is a bit dull, never very hot or cold , I think I am glad we never get that kind of extreme weather.
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Post by: rockycoon on June 16, 2010, 12:25:10 am
I don't know who got the worst of it, that tree looks pretty cut up.
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Post by: Bee964 on June 16, 2010, 06:30:46 pm
I thought some of you might be interested in this. Camera feeds and related stuff of the oil spill.


http://www.weather.com/newscenter/topstories/oil_bplivefeeds.html (http://www.weather.com/newscenter/topstories/oil_bplivefeeds.html)

Dave C
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Post by: rockycoon on June 17, 2010, 12:17:06 am
Interesting story about that on weather com.   Seems that all the fish, sharks and birds are heading for the land.  Feature that.
it is because of the oil spill all these animals are moving this direction trying to get some fresh water to live in.  If they don't
get it cleaned up, Obamas gonna pull the trigger. 

I worked in the oil field for 28 years, and the quickest and safest way to turn it off, is to put a BIG bomb down there and blow the
hell out of it.  Now, when the ground collapses because of the explosion, all the oil will stop, but wait there's more....

collapseing the ocean floor will also collapse all the other oil wells they have down there (ain't that a shame -  :'(  )    BP will have
to drill them over agian (lots of cashola)  which is what they are trying to avoid, with one excuse after another.  Screw the holes
I say "blow it up" collapse the dam hole and get the spill over.  Now the brits are gonna snivel, cause its there oil, but wait there
is even more....

The oil is coming to a british Island near you...you only have to wait a little while for the dead fish to start washing ashore....


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Post by: maxx on June 17, 2010, 12:31:34 am
Obama did pull the trigger to the tune of 28 billion dollars.The money is supposed to go to the fisherman.And the restaurants in the are.Along with some of the money going to the clean up effort.

I am really surprised that they hadn't already blasted that hole closed.As much oil that is coming out of that thing.BP is loosing huge amounts of money.In lost product.And there loosing money on all the hair brained ideas that they have already tried.
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Post by: maxx on June 17, 2010, 12:37:14 am
Watched this show tonight on Vh 1 called your cut off.They took six rich daddies girls.And stuck them in this mid level house.And told them they had to keep the house clean.And buy thiere own food.Theese drama queens are haveing a melt down..The show is real funny to watch.
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Post by: Bee964 on June 17, 2010, 09:17:37 am
How to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew.
Well it might not save your life, but it will impress your date.

 
http://www.wimp.com/wineshoe/ (http://www.wimp.com/wineshoe/)
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Post by: Martin on June 17, 2010, 09:17:59 am
There has been a show like that here in Canada for a few years now...I think its aired on CBC.  I think its called The Week the Women Left.  Basically, they are all in a small town, and the women go away for a week, to be pampered and what have you...the men are stuck with the kids, housework, and all that.
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Post by: mustfocus on June 17, 2010, 05:57:15 pm
How to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew.
Well it might not save your life, but it will impress your date.

 
http://www.wimp.com/wineshoe/ (http://www.wimp.com/wineshoe/)

That'll kill the wine...you don't want to be doing that to wine...with or without a shoe or any other padding.
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Post by: Bee964 on June 17, 2010, 06:58:00 pm
Yes, it will bruise the wine but it will get the bottle open if you're say out in the woods on a picnic with your chinese girlfriend and you do something as smart as forget  the corkscrew at home.  ;) Or the cork breaks off in the bottle as you are taking it out with the corkscrew. I just thought it was an intersting video.

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on June 18, 2010, 07:09:46 pm
Watched this video and the drummer is pretty good but it is the videos that appear after that got me. Scroll down and watch the iron man baby and the baseball sized hail in Oklahoma.



http://en.video.sympatico.ca/index.php/en/video/entertainment/3/more-entertainment/9/stupid-videos/32/drummer-ready-for-primetime/96605828001 (http://en.video.sympatico.ca/index.php/en/video/entertainment/3/more-entertainment/9/stupid-videos/32/drummer-ready-for-primetime/96605828001)

Dave C
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on June 18, 2010, 08:58:02 pm
hieves in Canada steal tiger, camels by accident
Reuters June 19, 2010, 4:48 am

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TORONTO (Reuters) - A "delightful" Bengal tiger named Jonas, and two camels named Todd and Sean, have gone missing in eastern Canada after thieves drove off with the truck and trailer in which they were traveling.

The three animals, en route to the Bowmanville Zoo on the outskirts of Toronto, were stolen, along with the vehicles, after their driver stopped for the night in the French-speaking province of Quebec, zoo director Michael Hackenberger said.

"Our concern is that the animals were last watered at 11 o'clock at night and so that's over 12 hours ago, and the fact that it's turning into a very hot day up here in Canada means that unless the trailer is appropriately ventilated they could absolutely be compromised," Hackenberger told Reuters.

Speaking by cell phone as he raced toward Quebec with medical supplies for when the animals are found, he added: "It's like an amber alert, the longer it lasts the less likely you are to get the animals back."

Hackenberger described all three animals as "delightful" and friendly, and said the camels, used as ride animals at the zoo, were like good-natured horses.

He said Jonas, who weighs in at around 400 pounds (180 kg), was trained and friendly and was locked behind several doors in an internal cage in the trailer.

"But he is still a tiger," he cautioned.

The animals could die of dehydration unless they get water soon, he said.

Hackenberger said he did not believe thieves had targeted the animals, and the region where the trailer was stolen has had other similar vehicle thefts. "I don't think the thieves had any clue about what was inside," he said.

($1=$1.02 Canadian)
(Reporting by Pav Jordan)



   

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      Lawrence1 hour, 49 minutes agoReport Abuse

      Got a tiger by the tail !!
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      Garfield1 hour, 28 minutes agoReport Abuse

      They will be in for a shock when then open the trailer. Get'em Tiger. lol
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      Ali1 hour, 26 minutes agoReport Abuse

      Hope they dont kill the animals
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      Kristen Neitzel1 hour, 19 minutes agoReport Abuse

      Haha , a claw to the face and some spit from them camels should fix them thieves up!
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      lindsay24 minutes agoReport Abuse

      What idiots! Doing a stake-out on a some quiet animals trying to get some sleep before they got to their new destination.
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      harpreet11 minutes agoReport Abuse

      reminds me of hangover..dude there's a f******* tiger in the trailor...lol. poor fellas.


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Post by: rockycoon on June 19, 2010, 12:43:42 am
Perhaps they will park it somewhere and abondon it for the law to find.  Bad part about it, the animals need water to survive.  And of
course that little poodle wandering by....mmmmmmm   :P :P :P
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Post by: Bee964 on June 19, 2010, 08:02:46 pm
Just got this link in my email and thought this was interesting.


http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/antigravity-platform/index.html (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/antigravity-platform/index.html)

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on June 19, 2010, 08:34:52 pm
This was interesting to watch.

http://biggeekdad.com/2010/06/top-10-jumps/ (http://biggeekdad.com/2010/06/top-10-jumps/)

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on June 19, 2010, 08:38:02 pm
I got this from my niece in France today. I like playing Mario Kart with her. She always kicks my butt though. Hahaha.



MARIO KART (REMI GAILLARD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y&feature=email#)

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on June 24, 2010, 06:05:09 pm
Thought you might like to read this.

http://autos.sympatico.ca/automotive-news/4845/flying-car-one-step-closer-to-reality (http://autos.sympatico.ca/automotive-news/4845/flying-car-one-step-closer-to-reality)

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on June 24, 2010, 06:21:21 pm
Martin this is for you! Hahaha!  ;) I have not watched the whole thing yet but I can't stop laughing!

http://autos.sympatico.ca/top-gear/?bclid=59556677001&bctid=59556677001 (http://autos.sympatico.ca/top-gear/?bclid=59556677001&bctid=59556677001)

Dave C
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on June 25, 2010, 03:28:33 am
Macao to Zhuhai bridge. They are ensuring that you do not have to remember to drive on the other side when you reach your destination.

 You may get wet feet at high tide though!!

Willy
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Post by: Martin on June 25, 2010, 05:46:53 am
Is this a real bridge, or a model of a future one?  Very interesting design!
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Post by: ttwjr32 on June 25, 2010, 10:06:55 am
its still going to be built
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Post by: Josh Markley on June 25, 2010, 01:58:21 pm
That bridge is insane, but looks fun to drive on at high speeds, haha
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on June 27, 2010, 04:15:48 am
Now I have been here a year now and all who visits China mention the traffci and the driving.

With chaotic road system and driving conditions and drivers who do not care which side of the road they drive on then can someone tell me where all the bumps and dents in cars are.

I look out of my window and see cars in good conditions not dents not scratches no damage at all.

Willy
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Post by: rockycoon on June 27, 2010, 04:44:43 am
Who would want to scratch a chicken truck....LOL
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Post by: mustfocus on June 29, 2010, 02:51:35 pm
Saw this and had to repost it...
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Post by: Paul Todd on June 30, 2010, 09:32:46 am
These came from the "Beijinger " Forum from a thread called "How to love and make a Chinese Woman happy."

Take her shopping
Buy her a large bowl of noodles
Let her watch TV the whole day
Take her out for a movie
Call her every 10 minutes and tell her where you are
Tell her you love her-In Chinese
Carry her bag and give her your wallet
...

A; Give her a sh*t-ton of cash.

B; Take her shopping.

C; Give her a sh*t-ton of cash.

D; Take her shopping.

E; Give her a sh*t-ton of cash.

F; Take her shopping.

G; Accept that you are only a simple Laowai and while anything from her mouth is nothing short of wisdom imbued pearl, you on the other hand as an ignorant barbarian do not know sh*t from shoeshine.

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Post by: Bee964 on June 30, 2010, 10:13:59 am
Saw this and had to repost it...

Ahhhh, Calvin and Hobbs. One of my favorite comics. The other is Get Fuzzy.  :D

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on June 30, 2010, 10:17:32 am
Now I have been here a year now and all who visits China mention the traffci and the driving.

With chaotic road system and driving conditions and drivers who do not care which side of the road they drive on then can someone tell me where all the bumps and dents in cars are.

I look out of my window and see cars in good conditions not dents not scratches no damage at all.

Willy

Good point Willy. I hear nothing but complaints of the chinese drivers here.

Dave C
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Post by: Martin on June 30, 2010, 10:19:00 am
When I was in Changsha on my first trip, I had gotten together with Peter.  This was one of our observations as well...the traffic was insane...cars coming to withing an inch of another car...but nobody had scrapes or dents.
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Post by: rockycoon on June 30, 2010, 11:07:35 pm
CORRECTION.....

that is sh*t from shinola....Todd not shoeshine....Remember grasshopper....shineola... 

 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Paul Todd on July 01, 2010, 01:03:54 am
Rocky,

I know I shouldn't ask but what is "shineola" anyway?
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Post by: Paul Todd on July 01, 2010, 05:39:02 am
Thanks Mike,

My father said I should learn something new everyday and today it was  "Shinola "! I love finding out the history of sayings so that's another one crossed of the list.
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on July 02, 2010, 04:16:23 am
Well guys my lady sent me a link and said I should look at it.

For your perusal......http://attitudeisaltitude.com/testimonials.php (http://attitudeisaltitude.com/testimonials.php)

We worry about many things in life...From now on, I for one will no more need to complain...
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Post by: Jason B on July 02, 2010, 05:31:24 am
A truly inspirational young Australian.  I have seen an interview that Nick did before he left Australia and moved over seas.  Very emotional and inspirational.  I had forgotten about him thank you for reminding me.  When I read about his life story it is painfully obvious that I have nothing to complain about and that all my problems in life need to be put into context against his life and challenges.  Nothing compares and all my mountains are really mole hills.
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Post by: Paul Todd on July 07, 2010, 05:00:15 am
Give it a listen:- LOVE CHINA RADIO

http://www.lovechina.asia/chinese-music.htm (http://www.lovechina.asia/chinese-music.htm)

LOVE CHINA plays songs sung in both Mandarin "Mandopop" and Cantonese "Cantopop". Hong Kong artists often sing in English too. Although Mainland China has the largest Mandarin speaking population in the world, the island of Taiwan has always been both the musical and industrial powerhouse of the Mando-pop genre.  Canto-pop originates from Hong Kong, and is strongly influenced by western pop. It's popular throughout Asia, particularly in Singapore, Malaysia and South Korea.
Love Music - Love Life - LOVE CHINA.
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Post by: Bee964 on August 25, 2010, 01:14:04 am
You got to love this guy...

This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University

It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage

with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.
         

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.



                                                                                               
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy

of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the
guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' T hen he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD   
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Post by: ttwjr32 on August 25, 2010, 03:02:45 am
thats a great story  you got to buy the man a drink or maybe a few drinks. he should have had the photographer
cam cord everyones reaction. also will be a good story for his next one to hear about.  gotta give him credit as he
went thru the charade and made his point    great story
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Post by: rockycoon on September 02, 2010, 11:09:11 pm
good one Vince...
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Post by: Bee964 on September 08, 2010, 02:37:55 am
Just thought I would share this video. I saw the car once at Detroit Dragway.

Dave C

Hemi Under Glass Last Ride (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pwrqpfjrj4#)
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Post by: Bee964 on September 08, 2010, 02:44:55 am
An interesting intersection! I had heard China was bad.


http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/crazy-crossroad/1glw7srhz?from=en-ca-hpquad (http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/crazy-crossroad/1glw7srhz?from=en-ca-hpquad)

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on September 08, 2010, 02:55:48 am
Don't forget, Halloween is coming soon. Here is a costume idea.

http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/amazing-star-wars-costume/1gla45kdj (http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/amazing-star-wars-costume/1gla45kdj)

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on September 24, 2010, 08:31:07 pm
For all you Jeep fans.

http://biggeekdad.com/2010/09/fieldstrip-jeep/ (http://biggeekdad.com/2010/09/fieldstrip-jeep/)
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Post by: shaun on September 24, 2010, 09:47:21 pm
That is absolutely amazing Dave.
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Post by: Jimmy on September 26, 2010, 08:44:06 am
When a teenager asks you a question, Just tell them.
 "Well you know"  This works until they are 20 and suddenly don't know everything anymore.
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Post by: Bee964 on September 27, 2010, 04:12:30 pm
Vince,

I did meet her once in the mid 1980's. I had gotten an autographed poster of her too but I don't know what ever happened to it. It was at a car show at a Chrysler dealership in Detroit. Saw her again years later at the Autorama in Detroit. I think it was about the early 1990's, she had really changed. I would love to see a photo of her now. ;)

Dave C.
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Post by: Paul Todd on October 02, 2010, 09:52:20 pm
Apparently and I'm no expert on this but the new iPhone 4 has something Apple calls “Facetime”. It's completely free as it’s done via a wireless connection rather than a phone call.
All you need is two people who have an iPhone 4 and they also both have to be within range of a wireless internet connection. Then find them in your contacts list and instead of clicking “call” you click on the “Facetime” button. That’s all there is to it.
Yes, it’s just like Skype, except it’s easier to use as you don’t need any accounts or login processes, and you can easily walk around while chatting.You can switch between front and back camera's so you can show your lady your apartment or whatever you want  ::)without having to turn the camera away from you.
So now all you have to do is spend I don't know who much to buy 2 of these! Good idea?????
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Post by: ttwjr32 on October 03, 2010, 03:32:30 am
Paul,

So can we all expect this as a Xmas present from you this year? That would be very
generous of you.

Let me thank you ahead of time!
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Post by: Paul Todd on October 03, 2010, 04:37:16 am
To tell you the truth Ted I wouldn't know what one actually looked like! ??? Sounds good though. I don't know if Santa delivers to GZ and of course you would have to be a very good boy indeed to get one!
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Post by: Buzz on October 03, 2010, 08:57:21 pm
got a call from the nephew, these are in short supply in china right now.  cost is $7000 RMB each.  i looked here,  can buy them for $300 US but have to have a 2 year contract with ATT.  to buy one and send to china the cost is just about a $1000 US.    just a FYI.    buzz
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Post by: Jimmy on October 04, 2010, 06:28:06 am
Just gotta love it. A phone made in China is in short supply in China.
I used to live just down the street from one of the 2 Hershey plants in the US. But we still paid the same as a guy in Timbuktu.  No help living close to the manufacture.
And Hershey has since closed that plant and now open 2 in Mexico. Cheap labor. Man they really screwed up the economy of Oakdale Ca with so many lay offs.
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Post by: Jan on October 06, 2010, 12:12:20 pm
Hmm I never thought I'd get an I phone. But I have to read more about that face time thing... Maybe just maybe. (I don't support Apple products at all, I think its all garbage).
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Post by: Bee964 on October 07, 2010, 07:53:37 am










 
 


 
This guy has a death wish....!   WOW.
 
 Wonder if this guy is still alive?

 
Watch this guy as he  navigate through Moscow traffic at rush hour. Imagine being a passenger with him, if you can. Six and a half minutes of sheer terror! Note the "wheelies" under extreme acceleration.                                                                   

 

http://www.pistonheads.com/news/default.asp?storyId=22534&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=html&utm_campaign=2010-9-28 (http://www.pistonheads.com/news/default.asp?storyId=22534&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=html&utm_campaign=2010-9-28)


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Post by: Jan on October 07, 2010, 09:11:11 am
This guy has a death wish....!   WOW.
 
 Wonder if this guy is still alive?

 
Watch this guy as he  navigate through Moscow traffic at rush hour. Imagine being a passenger with him, if you can. Six and a half minutes of sheer terror! Note the "wheelies" under extreme acceleration.                                                                   

 

http://www.pistonheads.com/news/default.asp?storyId=22534&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=html&utm_campaign=2010-9-28 (http://www.pistonheads.com/news/default.asp?storyId=22534&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=html&utm_campaign=2010-9-28)

Uhhuh crazy, even I was scared to watch that!
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Post by: Arnold on October 13, 2010, 03:32:26 pm
I found that very interesting to say the least .

Do that and you could run for Major of New York City .


Regarding the Mosque near Ground zero, I say let them build it. And across the
street, we should put a topless Bar called " You Mecca Me Hot." Next to
that, a gay Bar called " The Turban Cowboy" and next to that, a pork-rib
Restaurant called "Iraq o' Ribs"? And a Check cashing center called
........." Iran out of money." Lets see ...who's really tolerant!!!!
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Post by: mustfocus on October 13, 2010, 05:45:36 pm
Now now... that's just being mean.  Yes, I mean you should take the high road... just remember... if the people who are putting up the muslim centre are really doing something bad, karma will deal with it.  To be honest, I'd be interested in visiting such a centre.  Maybe find out something I didn't know about Islam.

Besides, I feel sorry for the owners of the buildings/businesses immediately surrounding that area.  They're the ones that are going to suffer from the vigilantes (ie: people who can't control themselves)...
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Post by: Jimmy on October 13, 2010, 08:46:15 pm
I found that very interesting to say the least .

Do that and you could run for Major of New York City .


Regarding the Mosque near Ground zero, I say let them build it. And across the
street, we should put a topless Bar called " You Mecca Me Hot." Next to
that, a gay Bar called " The Turban Cowboy" and next to that, a pork-rib
Restaurant called "Iraq o' Ribs"? And a Check cashing center called
........." Iran out of money." Lets see ...who's really tolerant!!!!

That is some funny stuff. Did you read it some place or just make it up?
Leno would use it I bet.
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Post by: Arnold on October 13, 2010, 10:59:08 pm
That is some funny stuff. Did you read it some place or just make it up?
Leno would use it I bet.

I got it of Facebook from my Cousin In-Law thats in the Army . I don't know about Funny though ? I know we want to piss them off , but then .. we are like them .
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Post by: Bee964 on October 13, 2010, 11:51:53 pm
Regarding the Mosque near Ground zero, I say let them build it. And across the
street, we should put a topless Bar called " You Mecca Me Hot."
As long as it faces east there should be no problem. Right?!?

Dave C
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on October 17, 2010, 11:43:24 pm
Just been on to the other Forum.  No new messages showing there for four or five days in some cases.

Even my new postings of two days ago have not been shown yet.

Or maybe they are all guesting on this forum looking in on the latest goings on here!!!


Willy
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Post by: maxx on October 18, 2010, 12:37:13 am
Willy could be.It was like that last week to.
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on October 18, 2010, 01:41:37 am
I think they are still trying to catch up after the holidays on THAT other forum , regards Robert .
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Post by: ttwjr32 on October 18, 2010, 04:21:36 am
its happened before many times like this
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Post by: Scottish_Rob on October 18, 2010, 05:44:34 am
Just been on to the other Forum.  No new messages showing there for four or five days in some cases.

Even my new postings of two days ago have not been shown yet.

Or maybe they are all guesting on this forum looking in on the latest goings on here!!!


Willy

Why, ...HAS something happened here I don't know about?
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Post by: Paul Todd on October 19, 2010, 04:53:31 am
Has anyone else heard anything about a western "Man-fest" coming up in Beijing in December? It seems the Chnlove agency here in Baoding is telling any single girls that they are shipping in a large group of western men who are keen to meet and marry Chinese ladies. They are all invited to go and they are saying they will provide transport too!
Now that would be a site to see. A bus load of single Chinese girls being met by a group of love starved western guy's.......
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Post by: shaun on October 19, 2010, 05:06:00 am
Oooo...   Can you get me dates on that?   ;D   Oops, Peggy might not like that.  ::)
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Post by: Bee964 on October 19, 2010, 09:05:12 am
Saw this and thought it could go here....

http://travel.ca.msn.com/international/photogallery.aspx?cp-documentid=22585990 (http://travel.ca.msn.com/international/photogallery.aspx?cp-documentid=22585990)

I have not looked to see what they are all about but I will look see sometime soon.

Dave C
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on October 19, 2010, 09:36:40 am
Lookout , Vinces coming out of the closet ha ha . ::)
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Post by: Paul Todd on October 19, 2010, 09:21:30 pm
My wife has a couple of friends who she met through the language school the agency set up here when we were first writing to each other. They still come round to our apartment fairly regularly and have a good old gossip. It was them that told my wife about the  guy's coming  over in December they sound quite keen on the whole idea  ;D. I was wondering if it was being organised by Chnlove as the Baoding agency is not that large. I could find out dates if anyone is interested ;)
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Post by: Kiwi303 on October 19, 2010, 11:20:17 pm
I haven't seen anything about it so I wonder how they were rounding up these guys?


I can just see a press gang sweeping through the LA and NY singles bars...
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Post by: Rhonald on October 19, 2010, 11:38:20 pm
I haven't seen anything about it so I wonder how they were rounding up these guys?


I can just see a press gang sweeping through the LA and NY singles bars...

Vengaboys - We like to Party! (The Vengabus) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw#)
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Post by: ttwjr32 on October 19, 2010, 11:50:01 pm
What about the legalities of this? Since it is illegal here in China to do this? Introduce for marriage
to a western man? These kind of agencies are not allowed so wouldnt that set them up for many
problems??
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Post by: Paul Todd on October 19, 2010, 11:59:05 pm
I don't know for sure Ted, but I would think that the Chnlove agency here has a licence to introduce western guys to Chinese ladies or at the very least have connections to make this happen without any consequences. ::)
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Post by: Bee964 on November 01, 2010, 04:26:33 pm
This is a little weird.  :o


Front End Loader Stoppie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIqw4k2fDr8&feature=player_embedded#)

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on November 01, 2010, 04:30:32 pm
Plastic back into the oil it came from.

Not surprised at this at all, just a case of Japanese ingenuity and perseverance.

Sound is all in Japanese.  Just read the subtitles and watch. What a great discovery!
 
http://www.flixxy.com/convert-plastic-to-oil.htm (http://www.flixxy.com/convert-plastic-to-oil.htm)


 
 
 



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Post by: Kiwi303 on November 01, 2010, 07:29:05 pm
Plastic back into the oil it came from.

Not surprised at this at all, just a case of Japanese ingenuity and perseverance.


Been doing that here in NZ for a few years now... Hardly a japanese monopoly.
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Post by: David E on November 01, 2010, 07:51:57 pm
Hahaha

If you believe that...can you lend me $1 million !!!!

Somebody gonna get heavily conned here...it is impossible to get oil out of heated/molten plastic. !!!!

If it were that simple, we would have no garbage at all.

To "un-polymerise" plastics is horribly more sophisticated than this, the energy required to go back even to a monomer is horrendous...and to further refine this to a usable oil is beyond modern technology. Its all been tried before and it dont work !!! In any case, this guy is mixing many different types of plastic in his "wonder machine" and this makes it even more impossible

Sorry to be the cynic here....

David
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Post by: Bee964 on November 01, 2010, 08:15:05 pm
David E,

It is ok for you to be the cynic here. I just passed along the link from an e-mail I got yesterday.

Dave C
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Post by: shaun on November 01, 2010, 08:37:21 pm
You know they are running vehicles on oils used for frying foods like french fries.  I am waiting until the invent a process where they can run engines on french fries.   Now that is a worth while invention.  I'd buy that.   ;D 8)
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Post by: Kiwi303 on November 02, 2010, 12:16:03 am

Somebody gonna get heavily conned here...it is impossible to get oil out of heated/molten plastic. !!!!

Heat it in a sealed container, the volitiles will break down and outgas, siphon some off to run the burners heating the chamber and direct the rest to a catalytic cracker like used to create gasoline from natural gas and methane.

Eventually you will be left with a hard solid mass of carbonised ex plastic, combustion waste products from the burner, and gasoline.
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Post by: David E on November 02, 2010, 02:08:31 am
Kiwi

The only volatiles left in plastic containers etc. is about 1 to 2 % of unreacted monomer, left over from the initial polymerisation process
used to make the thermoplastic in the first place.

To then use catalytic cracking on this piddling amount of monomer is wildly uneconomic and would yield less than 1% of the original weight
of feed-stock.

What you will get IF you could afford to "crack" it (energywise) would be wickedly toxic...mostly due to the formation of cyanides from the fracture of the Benzene rings and other cyclic
hydrocarbons. It would contain microscopic amount of "safe" long chain or cyclic aromatics (oil type chemicals)

The reside, as you say would be carbonised ex-plastic which would also be toxic and contaminated...a deadly mess of part-carbonised, part fractionated chemical sludge.....a nightmare for disposal.

If you used much of this in Kiwi Land, then you would all end up with two heads...or some such genetic disorders (!!!!!!!!!!!)...mmmmmm ???

David  ;D ;D
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Post by: David E on November 02, 2010, 02:10:01 am
Well it did look a little like th Mr Fusion from "Back to the Future" What do you think?

You got that exactly right Vince  ;D ;D
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Post by: David E on November 02, 2010, 02:36:00 am
You know, Guys...

Because I am so old, I even remember the days BEFORE we had computers and the "Internet"  ;D ;D ;D

When these wonder machines first came onto the scene, we were dead wary of them...we had a saying

"Crap in...crap out"

ie we recognised that although computers dont make mistakes, what we got out of them was not necessarily true, because the output data was always vulnerable to input errors !!

Much like the old slide-rule (bet not many of you can still use a slide-rule  ;D ;D )..you needed to more or less know the answer before you worked it out.

Now that the "Internet" and computers have assumed such a dominant place in our lives, the old saying has changed to...

"Crap in...Gospel out"

We are tempted to believe almost anything if it appears on the Net, or if it came from a computer via Google, Wickepedia, Face book etc etc..

I am sure we all know the way it goes....

" This nice Gentleman in Nigeria has promised to give me $5 million if I just give him my Bank Account number so he has somewhere to put it !!!
...goodbye Bank Funds...and so many people still fall for this and uncountable other scams...

Maybe we recognise "Hello Darling, I am a nubile, 19 year old Hottie from Russia/China/Ukraine/Thailand or such, and I am looking for a wise older Man to share passionate nights and
wonderful days forever...please send air-fare and Visa costs to........"

And still they get oodles of money from guys who believe this junk !!

Almost as bad is the letter from Changsha Love Bridge  ;D ;D ;D...get my drift ??


Makes my old heart bleed...because once apon a time, I believed it too !!!...but that was in the years BB (before Brotherhood)

David

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Post by: Kiwi303 on November 02, 2010, 05:33:35 am
Kiwi
If you used much of this in Kiwi Land, then you would all end up with two heads...or some such genetic disorders (!!!!!!!!!!!)...mmmmmm ???

David  ;D ;D

You must be thinking of Reefton ;)




Most solid containers et al just gets shredded then ground/powdered and remelted into pellets, which get fed back into the plastics manufacture process as raw materials. But there are companies successfully managing to make a profit from turning old plastics like rural bale wrap from baleage on farms into economical supplies of diesel.

I'm no industrial chemist, but if they can make a profit out of turning old plastic into new fuel, that's got to be better than just pumping a new barrel out of the ground. 

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Post by: Bee964 on November 02, 2010, 08:20:27 am
Well it did look a little like th Mr Fusion from "Back to the Future" What do you think?

Almost forgot about that Vince!

Dave C
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Post by: Jimmy on November 02, 2010, 08:44:03 pm
Isn't it amazing things that we saw in Movies 25+ years ago. They were suppose to be funny then, and they are real now.
In the movie Demolition Man from 1992 I think, they refer to Arnold Schwarzenegger as being the President of the US.
17 year later he is the Governer of California.
I have often wondered how many things we would not have now if the idea had not been sparked in Hollywood.  Good and Bad
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Post by: Bee964 on November 05, 2010, 06:58:49 pm
I was not quite sure where to put this but I figured that this was best.

http://autos.sympatico.ca/automotive-news/6659/boy-breaks-wind-on-school-bus-gets-detention (http://autos.sympatico.ca/automotive-news/6659/boy-breaks-wind-on-school-bus-gets-detention)


Dave C
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Post by: Paul Todd on November 12, 2010, 07:51:55 am

China bans foreigners from new spy museum :(
A new Chinese spy museum exhibits guns disguised as lipstick, hollowed-out coins used to conceal documents and maps hidden as a deck of cards. What you won't find there, however, are foreigners. :'(

A sign outside the Jiangsu National Security Education Museum in a park in the eastern city of Nanjing states that only Chinese citizens are allowed inside, a policy designed to keep the communist regime's cloak and dagger methods secret — no matter how timeworn they may be."We don't want such sensitive spy information to be exposed to foreigners, so they are not allowed to enter," a spokeswoman for the museum, who would only give her surname as Qian 8), told The Associated Press by telephone."Most of the people we turn away are pretty understanding since this is not your average museum," she added.

In an era of spy satellites and cyber-espionage, the exhibits described by Qian sound almost quaint. Four halls display a history of Chinese security practices and equipment dating from 1927, the year the communists began their guerrilla war against their Nationalist foes. The collection includes tiny pistols disguised as fountain pens and tobacco pipes, a phony pocket calculator that hides a radio microphone, classified documents, explanations of wire-tapping techniques, other weapons, and uniforms of the intelligence services. Qian said that since its opening, more than 500 visitors, usually in tour groups, have visited each day — all of them citizens of the People's Republic. Although people who look like Westerners are turned away immediately at the door, those who look "clean" and have Chinese features are usually allowed to enter without further checks. ;D
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Post by: Martin on November 13, 2010, 06:47:21 am
You hear that Peter?  Now you won't know what the Chinese spies are up to. You will have to stick to your Swedish spy tactics.
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Post by: Bee964 on November 18, 2010, 07:38:42 am
I was not sure where to put this one either.....it could have gone in just for a laugh.

http://autos.ca.msn.com/editors-picks/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=26387642&page=4 (http://autos.ca.msn.com/editors-picks/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=26387642&page=4)

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on December 03, 2010, 11:05:50 pm
Just as it starts to get exciting....... the video stops!!! What was she saying about timing???

Dave C
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Post by: shaun on December 04, 2010, 08:46:43 am
Funny.   I remember that kind of thing in high school.
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Post by: mustfocus on December 04, 2010, 08:54:40 am
I can't vouch for it 100% (my cantonese is not THAT great), but at least some of the translation was accurate...
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Post by: shaun on December 04, 2010, 10:33:10 pm
After thinking about it a little I think the man got quite a kick out of two women fighting over him; the egomaniac.
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Post by: Bee964 on December 07, 2010, 08:19:42 pm
Mike O,

I know it could have been staged. I just thought it was funny all she said a couple times was"Timing....Timing...." then as she gets the drink thrown into her face and the action starts to heat up, the video stops.

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on December 07, 2010, 08:47:09 pm
Saw this article just now and thought of Paul Todd for some reason.

http://sync.sympatico.ca/news/flying_snakes_secret_found_biologist/72ea7627 (http://sync.sympatico.ca/news/flying_snakes_secret_found_biologist/72ea7627)

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on December 07, 2010, 08:50:42 pm
I have been hearing a lot about Coltan lately in the news. I wondered what it was and what it was used for in computers and cell phones so I googled it and found this video. It is long, almost an hour, but it is good.

http://www.sprword.com/videos/bloodcoltan/ (http://www.sprword.com/videos/bloodcoltan/)

Dave C
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Post by: Jason B on December 09, 2010, 05:51:44 am
Lucky he ate the mentos first, imagine if that was his bad breath that did that damage........
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Post by: shaun on December 11, 2010, 09:39:31 pm
Mike both are funny.   I think maybe the driver in the second video must have been a former taxi driver in China.  ;D
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Post by: Arnold on December 12, 2010, 02:09:00 am
Hahahaha.... and if I saw right , this was a Woman Driver there . The last time I saw this kind of Driving was at an Demolition Derby . Actually that was some great Driving and good handleing Car over all that .
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Post by: shaun on December 16, 2010, 05:38:42 pm
Come on Toronto?  You do not want Pimp Daddy Pierson protecting the streets of your city?

http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/cagewriter/post/UFC-124-winner-Pierson-given-choice-to-be-a-fig?urn=mma-296415 (ftp://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/cagewriter/post/UFC-124-winner-Pierson-given-choice-to-be-a-fig?urn=mma-296415)
 


;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: mustfocus on December 16, 2010, 05:53:40 pm
Can we help it if the guy didn't think about the consequences of playing a "pimp daddy" character?  Yup, that'd be a great role model for our youth...  :o

Besides, if he really wanted to be a police officer, he would have given more thought to what he was doing at the time...

Personally, I have quite a few reservations about people in combat type sports going over to law enforcement careers... But that's another time and another story...
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Post by: shaun on December 16, 2010, 10:45:05 pm
First I meant it as a joke but if what we did when we were 23 were the deciding factor as to determine if we are qualified or not to be a roll model for our youth then most men would not be qualified.

I don't think he was even thinking about being a police officer at 23 and again if we were to look into the past of most of the police officers they would not become one.  Now let me qualify a little.  Criminal activity should automatically disqualify a person.  Bad choices made in youth should not.

Oh never mind.   I could go on but what is the point.

It was only suppose to be humor.  :-\
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Post by: Arnold on December 20, 2010, 06:31:40 pm
I don't know .. if any of you feel the same as me ?
I really miss updates ( Here or in Blog ) from Sly / Irish  / Chong / Kenny / R. Ritter and a few more , that have their Wife's with them . It seems , if not for Martin and myself through our Blog's .. it would be pretty silent here .. what's happening after the Paperwork . Seeing other's Ride into the Sunset .. never to be heard of again .. makes me think ? Maybe it's time for me to do the same .
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Post by: Bee964 on December 20, 2010, 07:27:09 pm
I for one would be sad to see you go Arnold. I do miss seeing the updates from others too. I hope you stick around for a while longer Arnold.

Dave C
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Post by: Rhonald on December 20, 2010, 08:11:33 pm
It would be a baa Humbug of a Christmas if you decide to pack it in Arnold. Although I also miss the others postings, we still have the two of you and Paul Todd and Maxx posting regularly.
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Post by: Arnold on December 20, 2010, 10:02:13 pm
Believe Me , it would be strange and an empty feeling not coming here among all the Brother's .. on the other Hand .. it doesn't seem fair for two / three open upand keep the updates coming .. while other's go silent . I know , some prefer privacy .. but are we not a Brotherhood and sharing most everything ( good and bad )?
What this Forums needs is just this kind of updates .. between all the questions from newbee's and experienced .. to not let it go stale . As most of you know , I spend a lot of time here and there are day's it is totally dead around here .. I find myself looking into the Chnlove Forum and you know how badly that Sucks over there . Anyway , just getting this of my Chest .. of how I feel certain day's coming here . So don't mind my Blah..Blah ..Blah too much .
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Post by: David E on December 20, 2010, 10:12:01 pm
Oi !!!!!....what about me ?????

I post regularly...but only when I have something to say...and I posted an update about me and Ming last week.  ;D ;D ;D

Arnold...you and the Mods are the glue that keep all of this together...you cant think about deserting us..... :-[ :-[

If you do your bit in helping other Bros get to the Altar, or to the Fiance Visa stage...then your life has not been in vain !!!

Dont even think about jumping ship

Regards...David
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Post by: Rhonald on December 20, 2010, 10:48:06 pm
Arnold I can understand how you feel. I sometimes wonder once my wife is here how often I would frequent these sacred halls. It does seem that the ones who need this place the most - the newbees and those waiting for the visa process - are the ones filled with energy and questions.

For those whose ship has arrived, it seems this port of call is no longer needed to harbour there doubts, and thus they silently steal away. But I also wonder if sometimes the silence might be if because the relationship ended upon treacherous shores and shame has stilled the tongue. If this is somtimes the case, as you so rightly mentioned, it still would be a learning that others can draw knowledge from.
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Post by: halfpint on December 20, 2010, 11:01:31 pm
Arnold. being a newbie here, I have to tell you this.  I spent a lot of time looking at the forum before I joined.  It was input like yours that made me decide to sign up.  The long time posters here have experience that guys like me can learn from.  For what it's worth, I hope you stick around.

Alan
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Post by: Arnold on December 20, 2010, 11:12:37 pm
David / Rhonald believe me , I want to see nothing less here .. then to see everyone of you succeed to where their Ship pulls into the Harbor of Love .
As I always told Qing back then .. Shanghai shi wo ai de gang wan ! One of my first sentence's I've learned from my LaoPo . I guess , one of the problems for me is .. the waiting with you all .. when I'm finished doing that . It's sad to see ones Bro go through this and you are the front-runner in this waiting Game . It will be a relief when I see you holding your Wife on Canadian Soil . Same goes to you David ! :)
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Post by: Arnold on December 20, 2010, 11:20:45 pm
Arnold. being a newbie here, I have to tell you this.  I spent a lot of time looking at the forum before I joined.  It was input like yours that made me decide to sign up.  The long time posters here have experience that guys like me can learn from.  For what it's worth, I hope you stick around.

Alan

I know , us Old Timers are here to help/give back to other's and this is why I'm here sharing . Sometimes it just get's .. BORING !!!
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Post by: halfpint on December 20, 2010, 11:32:05 pm
Yeah, I can understand that, I'm sure we've all been on sites in the past that we don't use anymore.  I hope I get to the same stage on this one  :)
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Post by: David E on December 21, 2010, 12:40:43 am
Hahaha Arnold

I hope you dont get to see anyone holding MY wife on Canadian soil...because firstly, it will probably be Rhonald (and we all know what that would mean for her !!) and secondly, that something had gone horribly wrong with my Visa application !!!

Just joking  ;D ;D...I know what you mean.

But Rhonald makes a good point...how many Bros who have done the journey, dont post because they crashed and burned with their relationship. I imagine it would be difficult to come back and post about such a disaster.

On the other hand, lets hope that the reason they dont post anymore is because they are too busy in Paradise !!!

Either which way, all of us here can only do what we think is best for ourselves and our fellow travellers.
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Post by: Jason B on December 21, 2010, 01:29:17 am
The advice from the pages of this site have given me more information and encouragement than talking to all the people who "think they know" ever could.

It takes guts to talk about failures, in my case I was almost embarrassed to type that I had failed in getting married, but if it helps just one brother in the future then I am happy to talk about it, but all in all nothing that can not be resolved.

To anyone thinking of drifting away, what type of changes/pages would you like to see that is not about the girls?  Some ideas may flash up some interesting topics.
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Post by: mustfocus on December 21, 2010, 08:58:01 am
Hey guys,

Yes there has been a drop in postings, but we are also in a unique position where the majority of people are currently in the married or already with your love.  But there are a few of here who are single and still looking.  Hopefully that'll pick up soon.

I'm still around, just not really in a position to post a lot lately.  Between a new job and my lady's emails, I'm kind of locked down at the moment.  I will be heading to Taiwan next month to go see my lady (and clear out my previous vacation time) and at that point I will have an update or three... and due to a policy at work, I'll be forced to take my vacation time next year so I hopefully will have a few more updates.  And if my lady is lucky enough with her career for the upcoming year, then things will get very interesting with lots of posts.  I've kept my relationship pretty much on the lowdown as I'm not the type to make my life THAT public.

Regardless, I'll still be around with some useless tidbits of information...
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Post by: Chad on December 22, 2010, 09:26:45 pm
Arnold

It would be a sad day if you were to stop posting. I rarely post but I read everything that is posted. Well maybe not the cooking posts but the rest I read. Its guys like you that have been through the process and actually achieved the dream that we need the guidance from the most. Everyone has an opinion but to get an opinion from a person that is living proof that it works is what we really need.

Then once we achieve the dream we need to learn how a married couple relates to each other and how all the difference in the two cultures can be lived with. It is a challenging thing that we are doing and to learn how others have done it may make our road an easier one to travel.

I value your comments and the other post from long standing members. For the sake of the guys still searching for their love please think twice about stopping your postings.

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Post by: Arnold on December 23, 2010, 12:51:05 am
You know , I've been thinking a few days now .. why do I feel like this ? It might have nothing to do with this Forum being slow , if so .. very little .
I came to think that since my LaoPo is working and not being here at Home on the weekends and sometimes not til late at night , I've started to feel again this very feeling when I had to endure the time between seeing each other .. before she came here . It is now something I need to adjust to and again it will take time to do so . Having done so much over the last year ( before her work ) , I got used to having her always near . This is going to be something all of you are going through later I'm sure , so be ready for that emotion/feeling when it hit's .

I appreciate all you Guys's concern about me leaving , but I'm really a Prisoner of this Forum .. so maybe I need to " Fake " that I'm Shot ?  ::)
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Post by: JamesM.Roberts on December 23, 2010, 06:25:24 am
Don't do it- Seems like all are in agreement (me included) that this forum would suffer a big loss if your brother quit posting here!  ;D We all value your advice and encouragement....not to mention the gammar lessons  we have all lernt ;D I myself have lernt a lot.
Sometimes I hold off from posting updates, as I know they will become redundant. Even your last posting on this thread, helped me to understand why the sudden bout of melancholy, this Christmas season has brought with it......I too miss my beloved.  Thank you Arnold
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Post by: shaun on December 23, 2010, 08:01:54 am
Arnold!  You are to funny.  Get a little MLM action going again, that will spark things up here again.  I hope at least most of us can laugh about that now.  :D


http://boortz.com/Player/100392571/ (http://boortz.com/Player/100392571/)

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Post by: Rhonald on December 23, 2010, 08:14:39 am
I appreciate all you Guys's concern about me leaving , but I'm really a Prisoner of this Forum .. so maybe I need to " Fake " that I'm Shot ?  ::)

What a row, man that would cause if you faked being shot to get some extra attention. But as Shaun mentioned about MLM ...... I can always shout you Arnold with a loaded PUN at twenty paces to watch you bleed dry, but instead, I rather send cheer with a taste from a bottle of rye.

Christmas Cheer
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Post by: shaun on December 24, 2010, 11:51:11 pm
I had an old Christmas song rolling around in my head today while working.  Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.  So I have a question that other may like to answer.  The son talked about the other reindeer.  Which one is it it?  What is the name of the other reindeer in the song?  Can anyone tell me?
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Post by: mustfocus on December 25, 2010, 12:21:26 am
Actually it is "all of the other reindeer"... so dasher, dancer, prancer and vixen... comet and cupid and donner and blitzen...  ;D

Reindeer is the same when used in plural...  8)
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Post by: shaun on December 25, 2010, 02:02:07 am
Perspective my friend perspective.  You are close.  It only mentions one other reindeer.  The name is Olive.  Olive the other reindeer.
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Post by: Rhonald on December 26, 2010, 12:43:57 am
Well you darn Yanks..... why is it than that a Puerto Rican figures so predominately in your culture? You guys even question him in your national anthem.

Jose can you see?

That is so bad because Jose Feliciano does suffer from congenital glaucoma  8)

I hope I can get away with this joke because he did bring us "Feliz Navidad" and today is Christmas.


THE PUNISHER STIKES AGAIN
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Post by: shaun on December 26, 2010, 08:27:08 am
Oh man!!  :o   You missed the complete intent of the song AND got the wrong person at the same time.  Hose B and Hose C couldn't see so Hose A was asked if he could.  ;D


What exactly is the history of this?  I am glad you asked that question.  :)

As you well know Francis Scott Key wrote this song.  He was in a jail facility along with three Canadians.  He knew the easy way to deal with Canadians when you have more than one of the in your presence.  Instead of being insulting and calling them a hoser, a name created by Canadians, it is much easier to identify by Hose A, Hose B, Hose C, etc...

Rhon, I too hope this doesn't get me in a lot of trouble but I also hope this clears it up for you.  8)
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Post by: Arnold on January 07, 2011, 12:24:17 am
Vince , Qing knows both Procentages and Fractions very well , but she is a little confused with OUNCES ( both liquids or solids ) and INCHES due to the Metric sytem they use .
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Post by: David E on January 07, 2011, 01:26:25 am
Ming struggles with fractions, but can get her head around simple ones...one half, three quarters etc. but five eigths and eleven sixteenths leave her baffled !!!  She is confident with percentages. Inches, feet, yards are utterly alien to her...cms, metres and kilometres are all fully understood.

Grams and kilograms...no problem. Ounces and pounds...zero understanding

As for rods, perches and chains...no chance  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Neil on January 07, 2011, 01:40:12 am
I played a card game with Nina.  Let me try to remember how it went - it's probably not right.

she would flip 3 or 4 cards, and that would be the number we had to get (she took out the face cards) eg: 4315

Then we would be each dealt 4 cards (maybe 5, I forget) and we had to use the cards by adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing (but each card only once) to come up with that number.  the first person to do it won the hand.  Nina won every hand within seconds, then would help us with our hands.   

I miss her sometimes...   :'(
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Post by: shaun on January 07, 2011, 11:08:31 am
David, have you asked Ming if she knew what a smidge or a dash or a bakers dozen are?
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Post by: David E on January 07, 2011, 04:16:28 pm
David, have you asked Ming if she knew what a smidge or a dash or a bakers dozen are?

No, Shaun, I daren't go down that track yet....she would blow a fuse !!

I am still getting enough problems with "there, their and they're".....and many posters on the Forum get that wrong all the time ...even more difficult to understand for a Chinese speaker !!!

We had an interesting discussion last night about the context for "forget" and "leave"...ie "I forgot my keys, or "I left my keys somewhere"...what is the difference ??

And try to explain "should, would, could" to a non-english speaker...WOW what a complex language we have !!!

ps......Somebody showed me yesterday that it is grammatically possible to have a sentence in which the word "and" is used 5 times consecutively !!!!....work it out  ;D ;D
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Post by: David E on January 07, 2011, 04:30:50 pm
Most of the time if I am telling of an amount of travel in miles or temperature I will put the conversion in there too. Just wasn't sure if they would understand fractions as westerners do.

Sorry Vince...your post should read "as Americans do"  ;D ;D...the rest of the World ditched fractions and went metric ages ago !!!!
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Post by: David E on January 07, 2011, 05:49:05 pm
Yep Vince...point taken

With Ming, as I said, the simple fractions (half, quarter, three quarters) are OK, they are more like words than mathematical expressions, so they become another English word in her vocabulary, but not with the same mathematical understanding that a Westerner would have. So she well knows that "gas tank half full" means exactly that, but would stumble over "gas tank five eigths full" !!!!
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Post by: Philip on January 07, 2011, 06:51:14 pm
Yes, David, there is a difference between there, they're and their, and also between you're and your. If we can't get it right, how can we expect our loved ones to.
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Post by: Neil on January 07, 2011, 07:24:40 pm
and...the wrong there, their and they're sure translates differently.
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Post by: Paul Todd on January 07, 2011, 09:37:57 pm
I come across this all the time being an English teacher  ::) . Yesterday I spent 2 hours putting together a powerpoint lesson on the difference usage of "say" and "tell" talk about tying myself in knots!  ;D As I teach university level students they can ask some awkward questions sometime and they soon know if your trying to bluff your way through points of grammar. I was going to say how difficult English is but then when you put it next to mandarin!
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Post by: Bee964 on January 11, 2011, 12:32:59 pm

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,
and to the republic of Richard Stands,
one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.  :D

I had forgotten all about this Mike! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dave C
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Post by: Bee964 on January 11, 2011, 12:53:20 pm
I have had numerous times when I have tried to explain things to my lady...... "Call to me on my sell phone..."
and tried to explain the differences. I usually get it worked out for her to understand. I have not had to say to her yet that "my fathers patients all ran out of patience today."

And for Imperial measures,..... one eighth, 1/8, 0.125,..... all the same measurement but can be confusing as hell to someone trying to understand it for the first time. One must show patience when trying to explain this to their lady. Just be patient with her.

.....and for converting from Imperial to metric I am still waiting for them to do this to my pay check, bank account.......double it and add 32!! haha

Dave C
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Post by: David E on January 11, 2011, 04:38:14 pm
Dave C

Yep....I got the "sell" phone syndrome with Ming...and it is not easy to "unlearn" such things for her.

We had a great laugh the other day....I gave her a tongue-twister to practice with.......

"What annoys an oyster, a noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more"...try it...it is horrible to pronounce properly. ;D ;D ;D...but she got it in the end...thats my girl !!!
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Post by: Paul Todd on January 15, 2011, 04:51:56 am
Well, I got my bonus from the University where I work on Friday for completing a full year of teaching and rushed out and bought a new 22 inch i-mac with it.  It's the first time I've dipped my toes into the world of mac computers and so far the transition has been pretty painless and enjoyable. Any of you guy's use mac's? and have you got any tips to get me started in the right direction?

David have your wife say this in Mandarin:-

A poet named Shi lived in a stone room,fond of lions, he swore that he would eat ten lions.
He constantly went to the market to look for ten lions.
At ten o'clock, ten lions came to the market and Shi went to the market.
Looking at the ten lions, he relied on his arrows to cause the ten lions to pass away.
Shi picked up the corpses of the ten lions and took them to his stone room.
The stone room was damp. Shi ordered a servant to wipe the stone room.
As the stone den was being wiped, Shi began to try to eat the meat of the ten lions,    
At the time of the meal, he began to realize that the ten lion corpses were in fact were ten stone lions.
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Post by: Irishman on January 15, 2011, 05:23:32 am
I always wondered why Americans called mobiles "cell phones" , do they think of them as living things? (yes i know the real reason but that's how my mind works!). The Germans call them "handy" which kind of makes most sense!
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 15, 2011, 11:43:01 pm

British humor ....


http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/ (http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/)


 :P

Hi Mike if you are going to use this term then make it British Humor please.  ;D ;D

I often wonder why the U is taken out of American use of English that we gave to the World. 

We honor our parents. we color our profiles.   ;D

Willy
 
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Post by: maxx on January 16, 2011, 01:16:24 am
Hey Willy I just read your last post.And it had allot of spelling mistakes.You had the letter u all over the place.No worries mate I fixed the words for you.Wouldn't want the world to know that the Brits can't spell ;D
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Post by: David E on January 16, 2011, 01:46:50 am
YYUR...YYIC...ICUR,YY4Me  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: David E on January 17, 2011, 06:38:36 am
Paul

I got Ming to translate the story and tell it back to me in Chinese....WOW !!!...it sounded a bit like a truckload of hissing snakes...far to complex for me to even try to copy !!!

We both had a real laugh with it and she asked me to pass on another Chinese "tongue twister" to you.

She told me that any Westerner who could say this properly would have no trouble becoming fluent in Chinese !!

here it is....

14 is 14, 40 is 40, and 9 is 9 ........!!!!

BTW, Ming said that it may not work so well for Guangzhou and Shanghai dialects, but works for both Chengdu and Beijing. Needless to say, my tongue couldn't even begin to get it right !!!

Cheers...David
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Post by: Arnold on January 17, 2011, 12:16:48 pm
Now that I had obsolute no trouble with this David , I can actually think I will speak Chinese in the Future . ??? That was too easy and I don't think I will ever .... !
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Post by: shaun on January 17, 2011, 01:06:45 pm
Ronan, to answer your cell phone question.  Remembering back when mobile phones started they were called mobile phones.  Reception was not good because there were not many towers to cover all areas.  I can remember being notified that I was leaving a cell going into a roaming mode.  It either evolved to the term cell phone or was a marketing scheme telling customer that there were more cells with their service.  Now that I think about it a little more I am sure it was a marketing scheme.

By the way the few Chinese women I know call it a cell phone too.  I'm sticking with them.  ;D
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Post by: Bee964 on January 17, 2011, 10:45:20 pm
?? Cell Phone: short for Cellular phone. Mobile was just another term for it. It may have started for the first cell/mobile phones were in automobiles?

Vince,

Showing my age here a little but the first time I saw a "mobile phone" in a car was in the tv show "Mannix" (1967 to 1975). He would pick up the handset and ask the "mobile operator" to get the number for him. There may have been one in one of the 007 films but I do not remember this for sure. The first truely mobile phone I remember was in "Get Smart" (the shoe phone).

Dave C
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Post by: zook144 on January 17, 2011, 10:58:55 pm
I hate to go off into another direction here. But I have a "this or that" question.   For some reason I have it in my head to always take $20 bills to exchange for Chinese RMB. I don't know if someone told me this or if i had a dream about it :D     But I was wondering if
$50 and $100 bills would work just as well.
Thanks for your help.
Don
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Post by: Arnold on January 17, 2011, 11:14:06 pm
Don , as far as I know .. they love 100's ( nice and crisp ) , but for 50's is a NO . Their 50 RMB's are the most conterfeited in China I have heard , so I'm sure they don't like ours equally .
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Post by: maxx on January 17, 2011, 11:59:24 pm
Don I've used it all 100,50,20,10,5,1, the only place i had any trouble changing bills was in a jewelery store in Zhuhai.The only way they would take them was if they all had the same mint mark.

I worked for a landscaping company in 1987.A couple of the company trucks had.Phones in them.They didn't work real well.You would dial the number you wanted to call.And it would connect with a complete stranger on a land line in the next city.Or it would go to the mobile operator.And she would dial the number.And the call would still go to the wrong person.The company pulled the phones out of the trucks after a couple of weeks.And sent the phones back to the guy they had bought them from.

If I remember right.The air time on one of thoose phones was way to expensive to make them practical.
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Post by: Bee964 on January 23, 2011, 09:23:20 pm
Vince,

Yeah, I know the shoe phone was a fake. It was the concept that I was meaning. The mobile phone. Even though it did not really work it was the idea of it that I was meaning.

I had a radio in the early 70's. I think it was a ham radio. There was a plug for a microphone but I had no microphone. There were 2 units to it. A power supply and the radio tuner. You had to power it up with a 12 volt car battery. There were 2 generators on the power supply part. One big one and one small one. It was all open too. Relays, generators.... The smaller generator was the only one that would ever work. It powered the radio up ok. Well being a curious young teenager I realised that if you hold the relay down for the big generator it would start up...... and as soon as you took your finger off..... you got zapped with several hundred volts!

Dave C
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Post by: Paul Todd on January 24, 2011, 05:00:10 am
China’s 2010 economic score card
January 19th, 2011


China’s National Bureau of Statistics has released the major figures for 2010.   Here is a snapshot.

GDP 2010:   10.3%, while for Q4 it was 9.8%

CPI 2010:   3.3%, with 4.6% in December.    Food inflation in December 7.2%, non-food 1.4%

Exports 2010: Up by 31.3%, imports up by 38.7.   Net trade balance 6.4% down.

Total investment in fixed assets:   grew by 23.8%

Industrial Production 2010:   up by 15.7%, but only by 13.3% in Q4

Domestic consumption 2010:   up by 18%

Money supply (M2):   up by 19.7%

Electricity consumption 2010:   up by 13.3%
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Post by: shaun on January 24, 2011, 05:12:21 am
Mike, that is good all the way to the last gag.  Funny.


Paul, I imagine that the 13.3% increase in the electric consumption was all of the western men coming over and trying to stay cool in the summer months.  I did my bit to contribute.  ;)

I find it funny that Hu Jintao was in America last week and the American President was complaining that China didn't allow enough western imports into their country.  I wonder if he looked at these statistics?
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 24, 2011, 06:28:16 am
Hey Willy I just read your last post.And it had allot of spelling mistakes.You had the letter u all over the place.No worries mate I fixed the words for you.Wouldn't want the world to know that the Brits can't spell ;D
Thanks Maxx,

That is extremely kind of you to favoUr this simple Brit because of my lack of the Queens English.  I like the humoUr behind it.
It could be more coloUrful but its OK. shall we move onto organise or rather organiSe my spelling in future years.

Willy

 
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Post by: maxx on January 24, 2011, 06:31:06 pm
Willy no worries.We will set up your own area so you can practice the Queens English.I have a friend who lives in New Mexico.He is from a village just outside of London.Nobody could understand what he said till he had lived in New Mexico for 15 years.So I'm sure that we can help you learn good English.

On a side not thiere was a guy from the U.K. on the official forum.He made a couple of posts.But nobody could understand what he had posted.So after a couple of days.I translated what he posted.So everybody else could understand it. I have done a little work as a translator.And I could probably help you.Get it all sorted out.

Cheerio Willy God save the Queen.

Maxx
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 25, 2011, 08:52:44 pm
Willy no worries.We will set up your own area so you can practice the Queens English.I have a friend who lives in New Mexico.He is from a village just outside of London.Nobody could understand what he said till he had lived in New Mexico for 15 years.So I'm sure that we can help you learn good English.

On a side not thiere was a guy from the U.K. on the official forum.He made a couple of posts.But nobody could understand what he had posted.So after a couple of days.I translated what he posted.So everybody else could understand it. I have done a little work as a translator.And I could probably help you.Get it all sorted out.

Cheerio Willy God save the Queen.

Maxx

Its a good thing that I did not come here for teaching then.  I would not last a week!.  I know some Chinese cannot understand every I say in English (they understand nothing I say in Chinese anyway).    When I was in West Africa ,where they speak English well, I needed a local translator to translate my English into their English, although I understood them very well.

So maybe I take up your offer Maxx to sponsor my course.  Of course I will need my sponsor to fork out for first class flight to USA to attend personally and also to allow at least a week in Vegas to get acclimatized (its working already - look acclimatised with a Z not an S.)

Willy
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Post by: maxx on January 26, 2011, 12:03:31 am
Willy see it is already working.We will have you speaking proper English in no time.I don't think you will have to fly all the way to the States.You seem to be doing very good learning English.So you will not have to make the dreadful flight.And you won't have to go to Las Vegas.And put up with all the noise.And the flashing lights.We have learned with are other students.That the noise and the flashing lights.Really hampers thiere learning ability.So we don't take are students to Las Vegas anymore.

What I can do for you is send you a bunch of English tests.So that we can really evaluate where your English level is.And I can also send you the bill.For my services
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Post by: wilsbrough on January 26, 2011, 04:33:23 pm
You will also notice Willy, that to be able to speak 'proper English' as opposed to speaking English properly. Maxx will also have to teach you the correct grammar as well as the spelling of the words.... ;D
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Post by: David E on February 01, 2011, 02:07:00 am
Browsing through some of my China photos...I came across these two...

For your interest !!!

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Post by: Philip on February 01, 2011, 08:00:31 am
That's nothing David. In my local town, Sai Kung, there is a Fuk Man Road and a Wan King Passage. ;D
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Post by: Paul Todd on February 06, 2011, 11:47:16 pm
To coincide with the Spring Festival a new shopping mall has opened here in Baoding and as a part of this complex is Boadings first multistory car park.
As you enter it you have to stop at the ticket machine press the button take your ticket and then the barrier opens,not so tricky you may think.......Think again, there are cars trying to get in from every direction and then there are those who are just looking trying to figure out how it all works. Once you get past this it become absolute madness no one knows what to to. When you get to the first floor what then? do you turn left or right or maybe straight on? Decisions decisions decisions. Anyone who has seen the number of attempts some drivers here take to park their cars can well imagine what takes place. Despite the small army of "helpers" that have been employed to direct the traffic on every one of the six floors it all sort of falls apart and degenerates into complete Chinese chaos.
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Post by: maxx on February 07, 2011, 01:23:46 am
The Chinese are models of efficiency.Me and my wife were trying to exit the train station in Gz.They had four or five trains arrive at the same time.They had one little gate open.And a couple of thousand people trying to get threw the same gate at the same time.They had people pushing shoving.Kids screaming and crying.You would of thought the train station was on fire.They finally opened a couple of more gates.After a couple of people got trampled.It was total madness.I grabbed my wifes hand.And pulled her out of the main push.Or she would of got trampled to.

Me and Martin have talked about this.On the phone a couple of times.The Chinese people's mad rush for the train.The announcement can come over the P.A system.It will be the first call for the train.2,000 people will jump up.And make a mad dash for a set of double doors that lead to the loading platform.They push and shove.Step on each other.Push the elderly and the smaller ones into the walls.It is totally out of control. I put one guy into the wall one time.After he slapped me in the back of the head.With his luggage on a pole across his shoulders.He bounced off the wall smiles at me and keeps going.I elbowed another guy in the ribs.Hard enough to make him loose his breath.When he started pushing me.My wife and my one year old son were in front of me.Trying to get on the train.I seen this tiny Chinese woman struggling with this huge suitcase.Everytime she tried to pick it up.somebody would run into her.And knock it out of her hand.So when I walked by the girl I switched my bag to my right hand and grabbed her bag with my left.I carried it up the stairs for her.Then set the bag down.The girl mumbles thank you.Grabs the bag with both hands and scurries off into the crowed.

What makes this such a odd tale is that.This happens every time.I have took a train in China.When you buy a train ticket in China.It tells you what train your on.What your car number is.What your seat number is.Or what bunk number your in.Thiere is no need for the pushing and the shoving.But it happens every time.I asked my wife why they were always in a hurry to catch the train.She said she didn't know it was just the Chinese way.

Now since we have the boys we get to go to this special room.And they let us board the train.About five minutes before everybody else.So we will go to the train.I will get the bags  stowed and get.My wife and are son in thiere bunk.Then i will jump off the train.And lean against a pillar.Just to watch the other people scurry around.Always pushing and shoving.With no rhyme or reason.Then when the train is getting ready to leave then I will climb back on board.And go to my bunk.

This is one of Martins favorite stories.We were in Zhuhai.It was my first trip to China.And we are at the replica of the forbidden city.I'm setting on the railing of a ticket booth.waiting for my soon to be wife to buy a ticket.My wife is the only person in line.And she is talking to the booth attendant.All of the sudden this guy runs up.And pushes my wife.Out of his way.And starts talking to the ticket agent.While he is trying to shove money into the ticket agents hand.

I jump off the rail I'm sitting on grab the guy by the back of his shirt.Throw him half way across the ticket booth.After the guy stops sliding he gets up.Looks at me and smiles.And just stands thiere looking at me.My wife gets the tickets and we leave.As soon as we leave the guy runs back up to the ticket booth.We walk maybe a dozen steps from the ticket booth.My wife asked me why I did that.I told her the man was being rude.She looks up the word rude in her electronic dictionary.And tells me that it is not rude in China.She says the man no wude.She was a little upset for about ten minutes.But she got over it.And I got a good laugh out of it.I think next time the guy sees a white guy setting on a railing.He will have better manners.
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Post by: maxx on February 07, 2011, 02:09:15 am
Probably Martin's favorite story.We are in Zhuhai.It is me my wife.And we have Tristan.Tristan had just turned 1 at the time.And is still breast feeding.We are walking around this island.That is connected to the mainland.By a two lane rd.Around this island they have a paved bike path.Well me and my wife and Tristan.Are walking around this island.Tristan is chilling out in his stroller.About half way around.The island we run into 3 teenage girls.That are hanging out with one of the girls boyfriends.They see Tristan and start going nuts over him.

They want to hold him play with him.And watch Tristan walk.So the girls start walking with us.And they are taking turns carrying Tristan.So we start walking.And the girls are laughing and giggling passing Tristan back and forth.Me and my wife.And the girls boyfriend.Are walking ahead of The girls.We walk for probably twenty minutes.All of the sudden I hear one of the girls screaming.I turn around.Tristan has grabbed the girls shirt.Pushed it out of the way.And has got ahold of the girls bra.And is trying to pull it up.The girl is hollering and trying to get away from Tristan without dropping him.The more squirming she does the worse it gets.Tristan gets the girls breast out of he bra.And is going in for some lunch.Finally my wife stops laughing and grabs Tristan before he can latch on.The girl fixes her clothes.And for the rest of the walk.Her face is brite red.And for some reason.The other girls didn't want to hold Tristan anymore.Or play with him.I told my wife.That Tristan was just hungry.And didn't know any better.A week after that Tristan is broke from the breast for good.Tristan had tried the same thing with one of my wife's friends.A couple of days before this.My wife's friend was allot quicker and smarter.Tristan only got her shirt pulled up a little before she caught him.

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Post by: Willy The Londoner on February 07, 2011, 03:26:05 am
The story about the pseudo old palace bought back some recent memories. I had an apartment within 800 yards of the place.  I would walk round the square in front of it when I was not otherwise engaged.  Many groups would be dancing there and it was a great place to start up conversations with women.

Just one other thing about trains. The modern high speed trains have a better class of clientele, maybe.  You are allowed onto the station platform five minutes before the train is due.  There are set places marked on the platform for the carriage number and people actually line up one behind the other waiting for the train. The trains always stop in the exact same place.   I have never seen a rush to get onto the fast trains.

The soft seat trains are worse where no wants the third and highest bunk and there is a rush for the bottom ones.

The real winners are the standing seats.  No where to sit for may 5 or six hour train journey.  Give me the high speed trains everytime especially as one calls at Zhongshan now.

Willy
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Post by: David E on February 07, 2011, 04:41:09 am
I like that story Maxx...I tried it one time...and got my face slapped  ;D ;D ;D...obviously does not work as a pick -up line unless you are under 2 years old !!!!!!
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Post by: shaun on February 07, 2011, 05:15:43 am
My first trip to China I took Peggy to the hospital to see a doctor for her sister here in the U.S.  Peggy was at the pharmacy window and people were coming around her and pushing her around so I went up behind her and put an arm on the counter on either side of her blocking people from getting to the window.  A couple of people tried but got a stern look and a grunt from me.   I caught a look of Peggy's face from the side.  She was quite happy.

Another time we were at the train station in GZ.  A friend was waiting outside for us.   I started pushing through the line.  Peggy grabbed the back of my pants and away we went.  She loves it.

I do get a few mad looks but I can give them right back or even smile.  When I smile they smile back.
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Post by: maxx on February 14, 2011, 08:19:35 pm
Adding pages to my passport. I need to add visa pages to my passport.Me and the family are going to China in April.So I went to the visa service I have used before.They want 149.00 they say that is the government fee.They want 49.00 for thiere efforts.And another 23.00 dollars for shipping threw FedEx.So this is going to cost me 221.00 dollars.Just to add official paper to my passport.

Lucky for me thiere website is experiencing some problems. So I go to the official government web site.Fill out the paperwork online.print it out.The government fees are 82.00 dollars.And it will probably cost me 15.00 dollars to mail it to them.

So my question is why.Is this visa company lying to it's customers.why would you try to work your customers over on the price.I can understand that they are a company and they need to make money.But they don't need to make all thiere money off of one customer.I will never use this company again. VISAEXPRESS.NET.I have downloaded all the visa applications.I down loaded  thiere price sheets.I'm going to throw it all in the trash.I will find another visa company.

Visa express just lost over 500 dollars.Of my business.No wonder American companies are going belly up.They are overcharging their customers.And the customer is buying what they want off shore.
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Post by: zook144 on March 03, 2011, 12:18:29 am
Quick question about QQ.  Does anyone know a better way than copy and paste to print past conversations from QQ history.
I do not see anything on the screen indicating print from the original text.  The only way I have come up with is to copy and then
paste to note pad or Word pad.   I have over 120 pages, so this seems like a lot of work.  ha  Maybe I am just lazy.    Thanks

Don
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Post by: David E on March 03, 2011, 03:32:24 am
Don

You will find the complete archive in the "message history" icon on the panel for your Lady. Mine has 1492 pages and you can browse and select which pages you want to sent to external storage, or save them all, if you need to. But they are there all the time on QQ so you only need save them when you need them for evidence for your visa....or want to keep them permanently on your own computer for nostalgia !!! ;D ;D ;D

To put them onto your computer, use the "export" files function in "message history" function and select ".txt "as the file format...all archive material will be transferred.
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Post by: zook144 on March 03, 2011, 07:19:35 pm
Thanks David.  I did export it once and it ended up all jibberish when i opened the file.  But I think it exported as something different than a txt file.  I will try again.  You have 1492 pages???  Wow!  And I was scratching my head over the 120+ pages I have.  I am a little concerned about the content in our conversations.  As far as using them for visa purposes. Lili speaks enough english that the text in our conversations is kind of a hit and miss deal. So anyone reading our conversation might think it a bit imcomplete.  And we seldom send emails, because we talk every day.  I guess I will find out soon enough.
Thanks again.
Don
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Post by: Arnold on March 03, 2011, 07:31:20 pm
Don , don't sweat the Text . I took hundred's of Pages myself for the interview and they don't really have time to read it . I think , they just want to see .. that you do have something to show .

Unless , your Text is VERY interesting stuff . hahaha
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Post by: Neil on March 03, 2011, 08:22:42 pm
Did you censor your "interesting stuff" Arnold?  I was shocked when I mentioned to my wife that our chat logs are good evidence of our relationship, yet contains some "interesting stuff" too, that she didn't seem overly concerned or embarrassed.  She'll lock the door, close the blinds, turn off the light and hide under the blanket, yet that other stuff doesn't seem to phase her. 
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Post by: David E on March 03, 2011, 09:05:56 pm
Hahaha

Yes , we all seem to have the same problem...some stuff inside our QQ conversations that maybe is not for strangers to read !!! (I know that surely applies to some of mine and Mings conversations)

What I did before I sent of a sample (80 pages) to Aus Immigration was to go through my archive and pick a few pages from each month that were reaonably innocent  ;D ;D

Yes, if you save the files in the QQ ".bak" format it is gibberish...".txt" works OK

QQ conversations always seem to be a bit disconnected when you read them after the event, becaus emost of the conversations are a mixture of typing, spoken words, hand gestures....ie the complete package. But what gets saved on the QQ archive is only the typing !!

Arnold is right, I am sure they dont read it...it would not make a lot of sense anyway, but they do like to see some proof that you have some records of your joint interaction.

What also helped me, was that every conversation we had, I made a screen shot of Ming (can be done from the console) and they are a dated record of the visual QQ interaction.

Then I printed out one screen shot from each week of our relationship and sent them too !!

As my Lawyer said.."better have too much information than too little"
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Post by: halfpint on March 03, 2011, 09:17:16 pm
I've been wondering how to get info out of QQ.  Thanks guys, this helps.  Glad to see I'm normal re the content of the files.
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Post by: shaun on March 03, 2011, 10:19:37 pm
I made the print of Peggys and my conversation so small that the interviewer will have no interest in reading.  Good thing because sometime our conversation can get a bit steamy.    Peggy tells me that the girls used to pray for husbands in school.  One day a popular girl pray that she wanted a husband with a dragon on his chest.  Another prayed that her husband had 2 dragons on his chest.  Peggy prayed the she had a a husband with one dragging on the ground.  He wish was fulfilled with me.  I mean I really hate to brag but it is true.  :-X

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Post by: David E on March 03, 2011, 11:43:12 pm
Shaun...you wish  ;D ;D ;D

I am reminded about the Irish Woman who prayed feverently for a 12 inch pe......s

When she woke up, there was a very small man playing a very small piano on her bedside table !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: JOHN1964 on March 04, 2011, 09:19:41 am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah just call you tripod, hahahahahhaha
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Post by: shaun on March 20, 2011, 07:27:00 pm
Oh I remember that on.  Jack almost got through it without laughing.
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Post by: Bee964 on March 20, 2011, 11:22:08 pm
I remember that too.

Shaun,

How's it hangin'? Hehehe......... ;)

Dave C
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Post by: shaun on March 26, 2011, 08:59:36 pm
It ain't hangin'.  It is pointing.  ;)

Funny.  Today I was thinking about David E quite a bit today.   Wonder why?

Shaun



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Post by: David E on March 26, 2011, 09:28:01 pm
Shaun

I am pleased that you were thinking about me today...but I cant imagine why ??...it cant be the Fosters ad., because Aussies dont drink Fosters...we send it all overseas for you lot !!!

However, despite that, I am alive and well and keeping a bit quiet for the moment...still licking my wounds after a narrow escape from disaster and a VERY hurried trip to Chengdu to rescue my relationship...which cost me a lot of money and a lot of time which was not anticipated.....'nuff said !!

Hope all is well with you and Peggy...waiting, waiting, waiting...bummer aint it....I know the feeling !!!

David
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Post by: Arnold on March 26, 2011, 10:06:56 pm
However, despite that, I am alive and well and keeping a bit quiet for the moment...still licking my wounds after a narrow escape from disaster and a VERY hurried trip to Chengdu to rescue my relationship...which cost me a lot of money and a lot of time which was not anticipated.....'nuff said !

David , you know I still feel somewhat guilty as part of this Forum , to have cost you such pain/stress to safe your Marriage . I really think I would have given it up if it had failed , so it is a huge releave for me also . Certainly hope we are NEVER part of a equal unfortune again .

Fosters must be really bad , but then again most Americans don't know what GOOD Beer is anyway . haha
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Post by: shaun on March 26, 2011, 10:34:51 pm
I must have missed something but maybe it is better that way, I don't know.  But I am glad it worked out for you.

Me, I am a former beer drinker.  I'll have one or two every three or four years or so.  I used to knock back a few lagers daily but I gave it up.  But truthfully David I saw a man carrying a sign and I couldn't resist the urge to take a picture and have a little fun with it.

American beer bad?  Only when it is from Colorado.  8)
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Post by: David E on March 26, 2011, 10:42:46 pm
Arnold

Not necessary to feel guilt or anything...all's well that ends well, and it was just an unfortunate occurence that I got caught up in "The law of Unintended Consequences".
 I am sure that nobody (least of all me !!) could have anticipated the outcome and I know that nobody deliberately set out with sabotage in mind !!!

You know what they say..."If it does not kill you, it makes you stronger"  ;D ;D

Cheers...David

ps, the best beer in the World is A) my home- made Pilsener, or B) White Shield India Pale Ale....paradise !!! ...both drunk chilled but not ice cold...and best with fresh prawns, butter and good Italian crusty bread !!!
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Post by: Arnold on March 27, 2011, 12:20:28 am
All GOOD .. that is GOOD and that is GOOD !

My all-time favourite Beer is not even a German Bier . It is actually Carlsberg Dark and Steinlager from New Zealand , german Beer comes in as number three is St. Pauli Dark . Not much on any Bock Beer's .
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Post by: halfpint on March 27, 2011, 06:00:13 pm
I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds this hard.  There are many lonely nights when your girlfriend lives 10,000 kms away.  I have good friends, but they are all couples.  I'm actually the only single dad I know.  This takes dedication.  Heineken, that's my favourite beer. 
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Post by: john1964 on March 28, 2011, 03:44:38 am
The lonely days/ nights are very difficult, My few friends have young children and i visit them rarely, I just stay home with my kids until they dissapear to their rooms to watch their favorite shows and then i read through messages on my phone to feel closer to my wife so far away, Some of her messages / e,mails make me feel more lonely but i know she is missing me too and she also feels the lonely times.
Must solider on and keep focused on the light at the end of the tunnel, I can see her standing there waiting patiently.
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Post by: shaun on May 10, 2011, 01:04:24 pm
Yes and they will call it Skoft.  :o ;D
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Post by: Jan on May 11, 2011, 10:07:52 am
Oh my... The things internet offers... I was looking for a song... And this came up!

如果女友或者老婆也這樣..... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdWIMxXkZKc#)
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Post by: David E on May 11, 2011, 04:54:04 pm
Vince

Just one more plan in their eternal quest to take money off poor unsuspecting suckers !!!

They seem to be copying the Russian model and I would not know if these women are real or just "ring-in's". But it is very strange that after reading your post I signed in to CHNLove to check it out and this was at 4.20 am (my insomnia !!) in the morning and there were 18 women "on-line" and presumably available to chat for a fee. Now what sort of Chinese woman would be sitting there at 4.20 am thir time waiting for somebody to chat with ??????

It is very sad to see this pattern emerging...gives the whole thing a bad taste.

David
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Post by: Rhonald on May 11, 2011, 05:17:43 pm
I guess they are looking for change...as in our spare CHANGE. And soon CHNLOVE will be renamed to Kaa..CHING..love as they love the sound of the cash register.
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Post by: Rhonald on May 11, 2011, 05:21:33 pm

So why is a Russian woman sending emails from Vietnam?
Who cares?  ;D

Vince, maybe it's a Vietnamese woman Rushing to get married  ::)
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Post by: shaun on May 17, 2011, 05:26:37 pm
Exploding watermelons in China?

Can someone post the video here?
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Post by: Arnold on May 17, 2011, 05:36:55 pm
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/video/video-chinas-exploding-watermelon-epidemic/article2024869/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/video/video-chinas-exploding-watermelon-epidemic/article2024869/)
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Post by: shaun on May 24, 2011, 12:09:51 pm
I hate to bring up old worn out topics but I was looking at a travel map online of Guangdong province.  I think I know why Willy lives there.  It is where he gets the purest form of Viagra to sell worldwide.  I saw on the map just northwest of Shaoguan is Golden Cock Mountain.  Willy your secret is out!!!!!!!
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Post by: David E on June 09, 2011, 06:10:08 pm
I think he just about got it all right.........

Read Thomas's last Quote - 200 years ago!!
 
 

Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early in life and never stopped.

     At 5, began studying under his cousin's tutor.

     At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French.

    At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages.

     At 16, entered the College of William and Mary.

    At 19, studied Law for 5 years starting under George Wythe.

     At 23, started his own law practice.

     At 25, was elected to the Virginia House of Burgesses.

     At 31, wrote the widely circulated "Summary View of the Rights of British America " and retired from his law practice.

     At 32, was a Delegate to the Second Continental Congress.

     At 33, wrote the Declaration of Independence .

     At 33, took three years to revise Virginia' s legal code and wrote a Public Education bill and a statute for Religious Freedom.

     At 36, was elected the second Governor of Virginia succeeding Patrick Henry.

     At 40, served in Congress for two years.

    At 41, was the American minister to France and negotiated commercial treaties with European nations along with Ben Franklin and John   
     Adams.

     At 46, served as the first Secretary of State under George Washington.

     At 53, served as Vice President and was elected president of the American Philosophical Society.

     At 55, drafted the Kentucky Resolutions and became the active head of Republican Party.

     At 57, was elected the third president of the United States ..

     At 60, obtained the Louisiana Purchase doubling the nation's size.

     At 61, was elected to a second term as President.

     At 65, retired to Monticello.

     At 80, helped President Monroe shape the Monroe Doctrine.

     At 81, almost single-handedly created the University of Virginia and served as its first president.

     At 83, died on the 50th anniversary of the Signing of the Declaration of Independence along with John Adams.

    Thomas Jefferson knew because he himself studied the previous failed attempts at government..  He understood actual history, the nature of God, his laws and the nature of man.  That happens to be way more than what most understand today.  Jefferson really knew his stuff...  A voice from the past to lead us in the future:

    John F. Kennedy held a dinner in the white House for a group of the brightest minds in the nation at that time. He made this statement: "This is perhaps the assembly of the most intelligence ever to gather at one time in the White House with the exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone."


    � When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe.�  -- Thomas Jefferson

    � A democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not...�
   -- Thomas Jefferson

   � It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes.  A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.�
    -- Thomas Jefferson

    � I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.�  -- Thomas Jefferson

    � My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.�  -- Thomas Jefferson

    � No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.�  -- Thomas Jefferson

    � The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.�
    -- Thomas Jefferson

    � The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.�  -- Thomas Jefferson

    � To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.�
    -- Thomas Jefferson

   Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
   � I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. 
If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property - until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.�



 

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Post by: Clayton on June 09, 2011, 09:45:10 pm
Crikey, I had no need to go to school, I should have just come here. haha  I love reading Quoted from those old fellas
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Post by: shaun on June 09, 2011, 10:04:12 pm
Hey, David really isn't that old!!!!!!   :o ::) :P
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Post by: kenny on June 09, 2011, 10:05:57 pm
Great post David, I have always been a student of American history. Read all I can and collect many books on early history. I have always thought of Thomas Jefferson as one of our greatest presidents but I have never heard the statement that JFK made before. I thought he was pretty sharp too but sounds like maybe sharper than I thought.
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Post by: Philip on June 10, 2011, 01:17:18 am
I like a bit of history too. I am currently watching one of my favourite TV documentaries again, Ken Burns' The Civil War. Such an incredible and terrible time. Using letters, music, voices and photos this never fails to mpress me with the courage of the soldiers and the horrors of war. Most moving of all is the letters home from the ordinary soldiers. When they knew they would die in the battle they were about to fight, they put their heart and soul into the letters to let their loved ones know the depth of their feelings
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Post by: David E on June 10, 2011, 02:22:44 am
OH YES HE IS
......................................................... ;D ;D ;D


David
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Post by: Clayton on June 10, 2011, 05:15:46 am
Sorry bloke, The old fella i was referring to was old Tom Jefferson
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on June 10, 2011, 09:27:09 am
I hate to bring up old worn out topics but I was looking at a travel map online of Guangdong province.  I think I know why Willy lives there.  It is where he gets the purest form of Viagra to sell worldwide.  I saw on the map just northwest of Shaoguan is Golden Cock Mountain.  Willy your secret is out!!!!!!!

Yes thats the reason I am here. They named the Mountain after me so could not leave.  But of course that was before I met my wife. 

This week I have been in China now for Years. The time has gone fast. But now I am here I am not suprised that there has been in increase in Chinese wanting to get into another country, any country as long as I was not there! 

Soon  my third birthday here will follow and all you nice Americans will put the flags out for me once more. I really appreciate that year in year out you never forget Willy's birthday..  But I feel like my life is ticking away.  Come to think of it thats bloody correct but hopefully the clock will start running slower from now.

Willy
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Post by: shaun on June 10, 2011, 09:56:30 am
Willy, we always put out the flags to honor you.  It is what we live for.
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Post by: kenny on June 10, 2011, 09:27:25 pm
Hey Vince how have you been down south?

I am a bit of a history buff yes, but no expert. I love to learn from what I can read in the books. Yes I still like books!

I think that the Italian you are refering to is Philip Mazzie right? He has been given credit for the phrase "all men are created equal" that Jefferson used in the Declartation of Independence. Ofcourse used by many through history. He and Jefferson were friends and learned from each other about vineyards and wine I believe. This is something that always interest's me that allot of our founding fathers were farmers, as well as other things too. I think that at one time George Washington was the largest producer of whisky in the country too.

It also has amased me that in that day and age that these great men were so in tune with world politics and so well traveled to know men from around the world, and for old Ben Franklin women from around the world.

I am curious Vince, your last name is that Italian?
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on June 11, 2011, 08:03:32 am
The Problem with American history is that what there is like almost curren taffairs to us Brits.

We have buildings, still being used,  that are 4 times as old as the USA! ;D ;D

Willy
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Post by: Rhonald on June 11, 2011, 09:28:19 am
But American history is also British history, and French history, and other countries ideas and culture . The buildings are young because the ideas that shaped the nation where young. The wish to settle a new land far away from the old world was fraught with peril and those that did it demanded more of the profit of risk. If you live on the land of your fathers, father then tradition will have a much tighter grasp on controlling your ideas. But once transported to a greater distance then new ways of doing things happen. Just look what happens when teens finally leave home for college and no more have their parents curfew to contend with.

Its just that buildings are easier to take picture of then ideas, thus we equate history with old buildings.

And as I write this I see Willy has at this exact moment of time 2001 postings. Congratulations Willy for the space you have filled with your words as your history has been an Odyssey  8)  Stanley Kubrick would be proud.
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Post by: maxx on July 01, 2011, 07:25:21 pm
If it is true or not.She has spread so many lies.About her self.The Chinese government.And anybody else.That would listen and help her in the first place.Nobody believes her anymore.Last I heard If she ever shows her face in China again.They are going to lock her up and throw the key away.
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Post by: David E on July 01, 2011, 07:46:34 pm
I can't decide if this is true or made for TV storyline?
Her solace, she said, is that her story might "touch people's hearts" and help others.

I think a mis-quote here !!!

Should be "Her solace, she said, is that her story might "touch her Bank Account and help all the fools out there make such a waste of Oxygen seem justified"

 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on August 02, 2011, 08:38:50 am
Ok guys...who can read this properly ;D ;D

"Ur ye Scottish? A um,Ye ken yir a true scot if ye kin properly pronounce Ecclefechan, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. Yer used tae 4 seasons in wan day, Ye kin faw aboot pished wioot spillin yer drink, ye kin make hael sentences jist wi swear words n ye ken irn bru is a hangover cure, ye actually unerstaun this message n yer gonnae repost it".
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Post by: Jason B on August 02, 2011, 05:51:03 pm
Once I took my reading glassess off all became so much clearer.........If only I drank then I might have understood a little bit of that dribble
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Post by: David E on August 02, 2011, 06:26:31 pm
Youse coming the raw prawn with us cobber  ????

This mangled Pommie lingo almost brought on a technicolour yawn !!!....or even worse...a humungous chunder !!!!

But dont reckon we came down in the last shower mate.....we know you were legless when you wrote it. So just go and have a Dingo's breakfast, or if youre that crook....have a sickie.

Strewth....speaking Strine is rough enough, but this Boong lingo is enough to make a grown Man weep.

She'll be right though, just chuck another shrimp on the barbie and sink a few more coldies ....no worries !!!!!
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on August 02, 2011, 06:52:28 pm
haha that is truthfully the way the Scotish 'talk' ;D ;D...AND even more AMAZING...It's EASY to understand... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: kenny on August 06, 2011, 01:10:14 pm
I wonder who organizes something like that?

Looks like about as many cabs as in China!
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Post by: Arnold on August 06, 2011, 02:36:11 pm
Ahhh .. brings back memories . Un-employed Dance Groups do need too practice and stay in Shape .. so this is one way to do it . Great to see People are still having Fun , even with this Economy . Love People that stay positive through thick and thin .
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on August 06, 2011, 05:49:27 pm
Have to agree I loved seeing so many people happy ;D
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on August 07, 2011, 12:30:13 am
 Of course they are happy Robbie , they have just heard that everyone is leaving New York and heading for Mexico , or maybe everyone is heading for South America ha ha , except for Vince who is heading for China maybe in the next century , regards Sujuan and Robert . 
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 07, 2011, 06:07:46 am
Have to agree I loved seeing so many people happy ;D

Get the 'Just for Men' out Robbie and start looking your age.  That soulful face and grey hair makes you look older than....... I don't know!  It just makes you look older than my neices two year old and maybe just a little bit younger than me.  How can I pass yopu off as my schoolboy son when your hair is not dyed with the same colour as I use.

Willy
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Post by: Pineau on August 08, 2011, 06:55:40 am
Guess who has been snooping on the internet.
http://english.aljazeera.net/b​usiness/news/2011/08/201183142​02110717.html]

[url]http://english.aljazeera.net/b​usiness/news/2011/08/201183142​02110717.html (http://[url)[/url]

http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth/opinion/2011/07/201172812165308720.html (http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth/opinion/2011/07/201172812165308720.html)
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Post by: Neil on August 08, 2011, 09:16:43 am
If anyone needs some reference to just how evil the Japanese were in their invasion of China, a good movie to watch is: Ip Man.  It's a story of a Chinese martial arts master who is asked by the occupying Japanese army to teach them, and his refusal.  Ip Man was the man that trained Bruce Lee.  There are some real amazing fight scenes. 

Actually, there is no shortage of movies about the war. 
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Post by: Pineau on August 08, 2011, 12:54:47 pm
I just watched it. It was really good. The fight scenes were mostly "believable" .

Speaking of the evil empire. I saw some of the aftermath in Dalian last fall. There is a prison there that was run by the Japanese. Its more like the Nazi death camps. It's hard to describe what went on there. We were not allowed to take photos in certain sections. The death room had a noose strung over a beam and it hung over a hole in the floor. On the next level down below the hole was a small barrel waiting to catch the body when it was cut loose. They have dug up a lot of bodies stuffed into half high barrels and buried in the courtyards. I saw it with my own eyes. I also saw grown men crying after viewing what was there.  I can't blame an entire race for the atrocities that took place during the war but I can certainly see why the Chinese have a hard time forgetting.

This is the only photo of the place I will share. Take a close look. Do you think it ironic that a device obviously devised for torture and suffering is fitted with a cushion for your head? Maybe it was placed there later. :o
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Post by: maxx on August 08, 2011, 08:35:55 pm
Vince there was a Spaniard back in the 1700.He came to new Mexico.And inslaved the Indians.When they refused to work in his mine.Or in his fields.He would chop of part of there foot.And beat them and send them to the mines.The Indians Finlay rebelled and hacked this guy up into little pieces.

About ten years ago a bunch of Hispanics.Petitioned the government.To build a statue.Of this guy.After the statue was finished and put on display.Somebody came by.And hacked the foot off of the statue.So the police are called to investigate.While the investigation is going on.somebody destroy es the statue,Steals some of the parts.Of the statue.And throws the rest all over this little plaza they had set up for the statue.

The governor is outraged the latins.Are ready to go to war.The rest of NM is laughing at all of this.When reelection time came around.Nobody voted for the governor.He faded into obscurity.The statue was never rebuilt.And the latins never mentioned building another statue.

Pineau if you get a chance.There is a museum just off of Tinnamen square in Beijing.It is well worth the time to take a look. We spent a couple of hours there and didn't see half of it.They have a good display of what the Japanese did to the Chinese in WW 2 .They have some Japanese weapons.And a few uniforms.Along with some pictures of what went on.

Neil have you seen the movie the rape of Nanchang ? I was told that it is a well made film.That is a true depiction.Of what the Japanese Army did in Nanchang.If you have seen the movie tell me where you found it at.I'm real interested in watching it.
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Post by: Neil on August 08, 2011, 10:45:05 pm
The Rape of Nanking - Nanjing Massacre -English Language Edition (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4920138942953644691)

Is that the one?

*edit: I can't bring myself to watch it.  I skipped through some. 

Children of Huang Shi was a good movie.  True story.  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0889588/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0889588/)
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Post by: maxx on August 08, 2011, 11:51:50 pm
Neil no that isn't the one I was thinking of.The one I'm thinking of is a actual movie.This is a good documentry.Thiere are some wild pictures in this documentry.I have seen the Children of Huang Shi.I thought it was a good movie.
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on August 09, 2011, 01:40:50 pm
The Rape of Nanking - Nanjing Massacre -English Language Edition (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4920138942953644691)

Is that the one?

*edit: I can't bring myself to watch it.  I skipped through some. 

Children of Huang Shi was a good movie.  True story.  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0889588/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0889588/)

I just watched every bit of this Neil...
I have no words to describe how I feel, none except one Atrocious... :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: Arnold on August 09, 2011, 04:28:50 pm
Being married to a Chinese Woman , I'll never look at the Japanese the same again !!! Makes one feel they deserved the Bomb's . Unbelievable , what a Human can do to another ...
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Post by: Jason B on August 09, 2011, 06:43:34 pm
When Xia and I were in Beijing we went to a bookshop and it had an English section and I got a copy of a book called the Rape of Nanking, it was so enthrawling that I read it in about 4 days.  When I say enthrawling it was also appalling what people can do to each other just for fun, like having beheading contests between officers and then putting the results in the papers back in Japan.  When the war was over and they had some war trials for Japanese (another bug bear of mine and something the American Government has a little bit to answer for - but that is another issue) the two officers in question said they did not do anything, but when the newspapers were produced as evidence they were found guilty and hanged.  Just desserts.  But then again the Japanese have a lot to answer for during WW2 and until they can accept it and put it into their history maybe it will repeat.

I will get the name of the author and post it, I have lent the book to mum at the moment.
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on August 09, 2011, 08:35:22 pm
Even as late as 2005, they still DENY it happened...and say it was American propoganda :-\ :-\
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Post by: Pineau on August 09, 2011, 11:03:43 pm
Nanjing fell in late 1937 and at that time China was allied with the Nazis. I think Germany switched sides in 1940. In my opinion Germany was aligned with whoever best woul protect their financial an industrial investments in Asia.
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Post by: Pineau on October 01, 2011, 04:35:34 am
My internet connection Sucks.

Where is a China Unicom office where I can get a sim card for my phone and a mobil broadband device to travel with?
 
I am in Baiyun  and using China Telecom. They suck. The connection drops out several time each hour. Some days I cant stay connected long enough to check my email and other messages, let alone read the news. Calls to the local office are met with apathy. Suggestions like turn off your router for 10 minutes and try again. I wish I had a dollar for every time I rebooted my router. The problem is not in the house. It is in the network and I cant get any kind of service over here to track down and fix the real problem.
My one year commitment is over soon ( I paid a year in advance) so I am looking for alternatives.  I know that China Telecom and Unicom are the only real providers. But occasionally I see signs posted on the door for ISPs (Greatwall broadband to name one) Anyone have any (good) experience with these other providers?

I have a program that monitors internet connectivity and logs the problem when it occurs. I am doing this so I can show the log to the ISP and they can't deny it. So I was looking for a local host to connect to so I know I am only using my ISP and the Guangzhou internet.  Guess what. The Chinese don't trust this network either.  The last three business servers I check were hosted someplace other that China. One in San Francisco, one in France and another in New Mexico. I finally found a couple on Chinese soil.
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Post by: Arnold on October 01, 2011, 09:00:15 pm
Actually Hyundai makes the Genesis Model Car .

About the Beer you're talking about , is it HeBrew Genesis Ale you aks for . Did you really ask for a Jewish Beer ? Never heard of that , I think Germans are hidding it ...  :) :) ???
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on October 02, 2011, 06:02:09 am
i would prefare a JENNY
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Post by: zook144 on October 05, 2011, 07:43:55 pm
Man, I looked all over the site for this thread. Thought I would never find it! ::)
Ok, i am trying to find a thread where someone (I think Jimmy) listed the time frame of getting a US Visa.  How long it takes between each step. I received the letter saying the paperwork had been sent to Guanzhou  (or however you spell it). This was last month (September).  So now waiting on her to receive the P3 papers.  Can someone direct me to the right post or can you just tell me the time frame?
Thanks   Don
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Post by: Pineau on October 05, 2011, 08:49:54 pm
Last night was a very long night. Horrible pain, fever, pain in my muscles. No sleep at all and hallucinations all night. It hurt to move. My fever was still 100.7 this morning.  I have been trying to figure this out and the only thing I can think of is I ate something rancid at the market yesterday. All I had to eat yesterday was a peanut butter sandwich and a piece of fried bread dough. Big mistake. I don't know what I was thinking. I know that the cooking oil is recycled here and sometimes is dipped from the sewer. I wonder what industrial waste I ingested.

My fever is down to 99.7 but I am dealing with the gastric aftermath.

Fair warning. Stay away from fried foods in small restaurants or street vendors. You don't know where the cooking oil came from.
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Post by: Rhonald on October 05, 2011, 09:08:38 pm
Take care Pineau and here's wishing a speedy recovery.
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Post by: zook144 on October 05, 2011, 09:19:28 pm
Thanks Guys
But if it only takes about 7 days from the time Guangzhou receives the packet, they must be behind. Because it has been much longer than that, since I received the letter telling me it had been sent to Guanzhou. Maybe i had better look into it.

don
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Post by: shaun on October 05, 2011, 09:20:46 pm
Dang Gerry.  You're living vicariously.  Hope your get better soon.  That fried %()@ on a stick is something to pass by.
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Post by: zook144 on October 05, 2011, 10:00:12 pm
Thanks, Robert
I will send them an email and see what happens.

don
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Post by: Arnold on October 05, 2011, 11:46:23 pm
As Qing and Brother would say .. if the Place is NOT full of People .. don't eat there . They must have reasons and it's not always just BAD food . She even applies this when we go out .. here .
Being Picky and Chinese Food don't really go together very well , unless one has a Stomach of Steel .
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on October 06, 2011, 02:01:26 am
Gerry , may even be the Peanut Butter we had a big recall about a year ago where a hell of a lot of people were sick and some in a bad way just from Peanut Butter especially during hot weather .
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Post by: Pineau on October 06, 2011, 07:57:14 am
I don't know what caused it but what ever it is, it is potent.  My fever is still swinging between 100.4 and 100.8. My head feels like its in a vice and when I cough or sneeze I think the top of my head will come off. I am on the verge of throwing up. I wish I had some pain medication and some sleeping pills.

My body is loaded with 60 years worth of antibodies from America but they don't do a bit of good in China.
Because of the heat and humidity, food will spoil much sooner here. And there is bacteria everywhere. There are about a million people riding the subway holding on to the supports that keep you from falling down. And twice that many people riding the bus.

I am not a paranoid clean freak but I am becoming one. I have had several bouts with gastric attacks. A boil in my ear and a skin infection on my nose. All caused by touching something contaminated then touching my face or using my finger to clear my ear . So I have some disinfectant towels in my pocket and I try to avoid touching my face when I am out of the house.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on October 06, 2011, 08:26:12 am
So far I have been Lucky I guess.  In my 29 months here only had one day where stomach was iffy (probably beer rather than food). Maybe the result of more than 40 years of my own cooking has given me  some sort of immunity.

Willy

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Post by: zook144 on October 06, 2011, 01:10:12 pm
Well,  I finally found on the website where it takes about 3months for the paperwork to get from US to Goungzhou. Then about 7 days for them to mail papers to LiLi.  So I guess I have another month to wait.

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Post by: Pineau on October 28, 2011, 07:52:49 am
I am on the threshold of a significant scientific discovery.

I am getting close. I need to work on the proof a little, but here is my theory.
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Post by: Rhonald on October 28, 2011, 10:10:55 am
This looks remarkably proficient. I agree, you are on to something. Just a hint though, I don't see the Constant "SNAFU" anywhere in your formula!
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Post by: David E on October 30, 2011, 05:08:45 pm
Ron

Without wishing to get contentious...or, in fact to Rain on Your Parade...I must point out that you are making a fundamental Statistical error in considering the use of the Constant "SNAFU" in respect of any  calculated Performance outcomes made by ANY Government Department...from Whatever Country.

The application of "SNAFU, as a fixed negative Constant to any performance equation is unsafe...it is a negative constant and can only lead to a single outcome...ie, 2 negatives = 1 positive, whilst a negative and a positive mostly yield a negative. The outcome of 2 negatives is not desirable when Government Outcomes are viewed by the Public...positive results are unheard of.

This is far too definitive for Government work. Their Statistical reporting needs to clearly reflect the Target Audience and the result they wish to portray.

For instance, when reporting to Parliamentary (Congressional) Committees, they need to always adopt a perceived positive outcome...it is necessary to do this when defending a rat-sh*t performance, to seek additional Staff or to justify huge expenditures and/or pay rises....But, I stress here that there are no other circumstances that require Public Sector analysts to declare positive outcomes...it is against their religion.

Similary, when reporting to the media, they need to show superhuman effort has been made 100% of the time with outstanding outcomes for all endeavors.

And yet, they also need to maintain a rock-solid negative posture to compensate for any remote possibility of face to face interaction with the clients (us) they theoretically work for.........

Thus "SNAFU" as a constant is practically useless, it is, after all a Constant and thus is totally abhorrent to Public Sector heirarchies, as mentioned above, the only Constant in their World is lifetime job security, endless pay-rises and minimal work output. To apply "Constant" to any part of their performance equation is contentious, unsafe and Statistically misleading.

What has become the modern thinking in Public Sector reporting, is the application of "Finagles" Constant. This is a unique Statistical Driver invented by the Public Sector to more clearly give wriggle room in appropriate Key Performance Indicators.

What, I hear you ask, is so special/different about "Finagles" Constant.......

Well, this little statistic miracle is entirely unique in that it is a VARIABLE CONSTANT....ie it can be applied to modify the practical outcome of any performance standard to exactly fit with the needs of the Statistic in whatever forum it is being debated...............

Thus, in Pineaus excellent example, if left to a normal iterative decay, the outcomes very closely descend to infinite loops...but not quite close enough for Government work, there is still a little room for a random, microscopic statistical positive outcome (extremely small, I grant you but nevertheless it is there and would be of considerable embarrassment to Public Servants were it to leak out in General Statistical outcomes)

Thus, the application of Finagles Constant to the outcome formulaes, more clearly pushes them in the right direction, dependant on the target audience....and in fact, the application of Finagles Constant actually mandates the infinite loop outcome that is the Key Driver of Public Sector Performance Standards...QED !!!

I am sure you will not mind my highjacking your statistical Theory here, I just wanted to set the record straight

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: shaun on October 30, 2011, 08:18:54 pm
Then of course you have the BS factor that enters the equation.  In order to more fully understand the BS factor and how to factor it refer to the post above.  :o
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on October 30, 2011, 09:41:01 pm
It made my head hurt so gave up halfway!

Willy
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Post by: Martin on October 30, 2011, 11:20:02 pm
It made my head hurt so gave up halfway!

Willy

Wow, I didn't get past the first sentence!
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Post by: Jason B on October 30, 2011, 11:27:41 pm
I agree with Willy (wow that is twice in a couple of posts).......now for a Bex and a lay down.
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Post by: David E on October 31, 2011, 01:17:45 am
Sorry Vince

Your "statistical/physical solution has no weight in the overall game. It is a zero-sum outcome that would be treated as an abberation (strictly speaking...an "outlier") in any subsequent statistical report.

If, however, you were able to take a baseball bat and hammer EVERY Public Servant, then the outcome would have major statistical validity. But I doubt even you have the time/skill/inclination to do such a noble thing for the rest of the Human race.

Similary Shaun, the application of "BS" into the output model has exactly the same result as "SNAFU"...........an excercise in futility.

I will now go back to hibernation and wait (at long last ) for my LaoPo's return from China tomorrow afternoon.

Could you tell I was going stir crazy the last 2 weeks without her.....???????... :D :D :D
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on October 31, 2011, 02:50:53 am
I say Ming get home soon! Please Please Please!

Willy
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Post by: shaun on October 31, 2011, 04:54:25 am
Oh...  That explains everything David.  I get that way and I ain't even married yet.
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Post by: shaun on October 31, 2011, 09:14:04 am
Gerry,

If those out houses are full the car behind will resemble a mushroom in 90 days.


So I am guessing that the mushroom care will go shroom shroom.  ;D

And before Rhon gets here, the driver will yell mush mush just before the car goes shroom, shroom.  ;D
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on November 01, 2011, 08:24:09 am
This morning I watched the extra time of a NFA match.  Kansa City and some other Padded Up bunch. Can someone tell me why there is football in the title. I saw one kick to start the 15 minutes of extra time and another that ended it at about 13 minutes.   Two kicks and THAT is called FOOTBALL!  Or does all that padding and helmets  hinder the kicking?

Why all the padding? Why no kicking? 

Willy

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Post by: shaun on November 01, 2011, 12:35:31 pm
Come on Willy, just because the Keep Up Appearances marathon was delayed for an American Football game is no reason to run it down.  The reason it is called football is because there was already a sport here called soccer.  Maybe you heard of that game.  It's kind of boring anyway.  It is a game where men, if you want to call them that, are frolicking around on a field kicking a round ball trying to get it into a very large net.  ;D


I know I should have tried harder but I couldn't resist.


Vince, and we wonder why new news media can't be trusted.  I also find it interesting that of all the people they would used a white man from northern Georgia.  There is an image of white people from north Georgia.  It isn't accurate but it is there.  As late as the 1990's there was a saying, "If your black you had better not be in Canton, Georgia after dark."

There is a Hispanic Representative from Texas that is a cosponsor of this bill too but there isn't any mention of it.  I think there is more than one agenda here with this report.
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Post by: shaun on November 01, 2011, 01:27:00 pm
Vince legally it has to be a tourist visa.  If they can pony up $30,000.00 then I'm sure they have enough property to get a visa.  The only other things that can possibly exist in my mind is illegal.  Bribery.

Why?  Guaranteed entry.  At least that is the way it used to be.  Growing up in El Paso I saw it all of the time.   They go to El Paso, give birth for free at the county hospital, and they have their legal way to live in the US.  They will live on welfare, work in Mexico and make a decent wage between the two plus their children get a free education.   Happened everyday when I was growing up.  I'd venture to say that 20% of the kids in my school were like this.
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Post by: maxx on November 01, 2011, 06:37:50 pm
I think you guys are missing the point as to why.These Chinese woman are coming to America to have babies.first off it is away to show your friends up.hey look I went to America.And had a baby.You poor broke slob had to stay in China.And have your baby.What your husband don't care about you.Have you ever gone to a hospital in China?It is discusting dirty place.And really depressing.You are truly a number in a Chinese hospital.In American hospitals you are waited on hand and foot.In a Chinese hospital you had better bring your own food.And somebody to take care of you.

Doctors in China are not well trained.A general practitioner in China has maybe 3 years of medical school.If they are lucky.The nurses are better trained then the doctors.And all the nurses due is stick you with a IV and hope for the best.If you think your going to get real sick and have to go to the hospital.The best thing you can do is hope a flight to Thailand.And check yourself into a expensive hospital there.Either that or find a monk to pray over you.

As far as the citizenship.Yes it could work.Maybe if the guy looking at the case is dumb or being payed.It can take close to ten years to bring a relative over.I know a Indonesian girl. and a Chinese girl.Who freaks out everytime a cop comes into the restraint They work at.I know the Chinese girl hid out on a ship in Shanghai.The Indonesian girl is 24 she has a 8 year old kid.She was brought over as a domestic help.Then ran away and got herself knocked up to stay in America.
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Post by: maxx on November 01, 2011, 11:33:17 pm
ok I read the article Robert posted.I still don't understand.How are these woman getting visas in the first place
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on November 01, 2011, 11:58:43 pm
Are you all complaining ?- I cannot work out which side your on.  Besides I keep getting told that America is the land of the FREE.


Willy


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Post by: Willy The Londoner on November 02, 2011, 12:17:12 am
Come on Willy, just because the Keep Up Appearances marathon was delayed for an American Football game is no reason to run it down.  The reason it is called football is because there was already a sport here called soccer.  Maybe you heard of that game.  It's kind of boring anyway.  It is a game where men, if you want to call them that, are frolicking around on a field kicking a round ball trying to get it into a very large net.  ;D
I knew that someone would bite.

American football played by men - your kidding me.  Nancy Boys in Padding.  They have more padding that my sofa. Plus helmets and shoulder pads. I bet underneath all this they are no more than 100 lbs.  ;D

Why the padding- never seen Rugby? - 15 giant men pounding each other.  Samoas, all Blacks - Big men natural padding only. :D 

Plus never mention Soccer there is no such game. It is just another example of the abomination of the English Language by people who alledgely speak English.
I look forward to the day when the national language of the USA is of Spanish origins.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Willy

Vince maybe their visa is a Platignum Visa Credit card  ;D

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Post by: Rhonald on November 02, 2011, 12:59:17 am
In Football the armour gives the hitter confidence to impact harder, so the hits are of greater force, but rugby has more collisions with no padding to dissipate the force. As to hard hits, well these sports still fail to compare with the collision impact that added speed brings with skates and boards. Not just that but with blocking pucks and I would say Hockey Hits Harder.
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Post by: shaun on November 02, 2011, 05:12:54 am
I don't know about all this.   I knew Willy was trolling for trouble when he started it.  But when I watch it on TV and yes I've heard of Rugby, Vince you are partially correct.  They sing and hug each other, only in that period the hugging gets out of hand and the pile on top of each other and commence to groping each other.  It's embarrassing. 

Then you have soccer.   

  :P Soccer Soccer  :P Soccer Soccer  :P Soccer Soccer  :P Soccer Soccer  :P Soccer Soccer  :P Soccer Soccer  :P Soccer Soccer  :P Soccer Soccer  :P Soccer Soccer  :P
 

Or I guess I should do the honorable thing and say English football; Men frolicking and kicking a ball around.


Now if you really want to talk good sports try Nascar and golf.   Aggression and sleeping at its best.
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on November 02, 2011, 06:48:28 am
Shaun , want true action sometime have a look at the Bathurst 1000 race where men and their cars do not go round in circles and then try Australian Rules Football where it is true non pansy action , regards Sujuan and Robert .
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Post by: shaun on November 02, 2011, 10:33:00 am
Robert even your own fellow countryman Marcos Ambrose will tell you that going around in circles is more difficult than he had ever imagined.   Don't know anything about Australian football.    But I can imagine it being difficult since everyone plays it upside down.  ;D
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Post by: David E on November 16, 2011, 04:47:17 pm
Dont know if this belongs here...but I thought you all would find it as mind-blowing as I did !!!

 http://splodetv.com/f-15-flys-home-one-wing (http://splodetv.com/f-15-flys-home-one-wing)
 

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Post by: Arnold on November 16, 2011, 05:13:52 pm
Wow .. nerves of Steel by the Pilot , made up for the "Missing" Steel on the F-15 !
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Post by: shaun on November 16, 2011, 06:48:11 pm
Definitely mind blowing.   The pilot had great skills and luck on that one.
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Post by: Clayton on November 16, 2011, 07:33:33 pm
He just 'Winged it"
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Post by: Bee964 on November 20, 2011, 04:16:03 pm
Hey Vince,

Why was she getting the injection in the first place? Did she go for a flu shot or something?

Dave C
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Post by: Arnold on November 20, 2011, 04:46:52 pm
Wow .. here I thought , most if not all " Black " Women had a BIG Butt already . Maybe it was too jiggley and she wanted it stiffened up a bit ?  ??? :o
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Post by: David E on November 20, 2011, 09:11:41 pm
Vince...
How do you even get to find such information........it scares me to wonder where you  might be looking..... :-[ :-[

Having just seen the photos of the elephantine ar**s, and just chundered into my cornflakes.......I thank you very much for this piece of informative Social Disfunctionality (not !!!!)

Cheers...David   ;D ;D
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on November 20, 2011, 09:27:48 pm
C'mon David,

We know that Vince has too much time on his hands at the moment.

Just wait till he gets the all clear in a week or so's time.  Then we will be saying 'Where has Vince and his bits of informative information are no longer giving us  things to think about" 

He will be in China and have no time for us Rif Raf then.

Willy
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Post by: Jason B on November 20, 2011, 09:29:33 pm
I hate big butts and I can not lie.........well you know how the rest of the song goes.  I did change it a little......

Yuck if Xia ever did that..............well she is getting a little fat now around the middle........
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on November 21, 2011, 03:28:33 am

That's what laptops are for.  8)
I can think of a FAR better use for a laptop!!!!!!!!!!!

Willy
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on November 21, 2011, 09:03:45 am
Vince , no use dancing , when one is looking at romancing .
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on November 25, 2011, 11:23:03 am
David E have you been out shopping for your good lady and misplaced something?
 http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/Mystery-surrounds-man-left-yahoofinanceuk-3255908072.html?x=0 (http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/Mystery-surrounds-man-left-yahoofinanceuk-3255908072.html?x=0) ;D ;D
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Post by: David E on November 25, 2011, 04:21:34 pm
David E have you been out shopping for your good lady and misplaced something?
 http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/Mystery-surrounds-man-left-yahoofinanceuk-3255908072.html?x=0 (http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/Mystery-surrounds-man-left-yahoofinanceuk-3255908072.html?x=0) ;D ;D

Dammit !!!!!....I TOLD her to be careful with my beer money ....prolly have to drink Fosters for the next week or so..... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: shaun on November 25, 2011, 06:44:09 pm
Now David your slumming with the Fosters.  Be careful you'll wreck your taste buds.  ;D
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on November 25, 2011, 08:55:02 pm
David E have you been out shopping for your good lady and misplaced something?
 http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/Mystery-surrounds-man-left-yahoofinanceuk-3255908072.html?x=0 (http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/Mystery-surrounds-man-left-yahoofinanceuk-3255908072.html?x=0) ;D ;D

Dammit !!!!!....I TOLD her to be careful with my beer money ....prolly have to drink Fosters for the next week or so..... ;D ;D ;D
i KNEW IT HAD TO BE YOU BECAUSE OF THE RED SURF SHORTS...OOOPS IT WAS A CHINESE MAN ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Arnold on December 10, 2011, 03:12:36 pm
 :'( :'( :'(   waaaah .. and here I though it would be Maxx .
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Post by: Martin on December 10, 2011, 04:20:14 pm
Hahahahahahahahaha. Too funny!
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Post by: maxx on December 10, 2011, 06:11:34 pm
Whats wrong with you guys it says Maxx
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Post by: shaun on December 10, 2011, 06:19:32 pm
Absolute Power Absolutely Corrupts Maxx.  ;D
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on December 10, 2011, 07:24:46 pm
hahahaha thats funny!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Arnold on December 10, 2011, 08:37:15 pm
What can I say ... Maxx is my Sole Model , it must be because I love Burrito's/Taco's ?  ;D
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on December 11, 2011, 01:23:09 am
Lucky Willy was not there. I would not want anyone to mess around with my Willy.

Willy
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Post by: Arnold on December 13, 2011, 01:03:32 pm
Could have been chasing a "Suspicious" Cat and followed it up the Post so to speak . Guess things are a little slow in that Neighborhood .
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Post by: john1964 on December 17, 2011, 10:30:21 pm
Yomi Kim Hunter. This beauty is half Korean half American. YOMI KIM WAS VOTED THE PRETTIEST MAN IN ASIA. YES, SHE IS A MAN ! Ruined every man's day!!!!!
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Post by: shaun on December 18, 2011, 04:44:13 am
Funny.  Before reading what John wrote I looked at the pictures.  Picture #2 with the back out of the dress I thought WOW she looks a little thick and masculine in the lower back.
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Post by: David E on December 18, 2011, 05:44:41 am
Funny.  Before reading what John wrote I looked at the pictures.  Picture #3 with the back out of the dress I thought WOW she looks a little thick and masculine in the lower back.

Is that the first fib you've told all day Shaun.......

Reminds me of Simons revue in Phuket , Thailand...hundreds of absolute stunners in a very glorious Review/ Musical event.......but all Men. However , it is an amazing spectacle. You can get your photo taken with any of them afterwards...but it costs $20 !!!
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Post by: shaun on December 18, 2011, 10:15:23 am
OK-OK David!!!!  It was a small fib.  My mistake.  It was picture number 2 not number 3.  Look at it.  From the upper torso to the waistline.   Does it taper like a woman's?  I think not.  It is much thicker.  We America males are like most Australian men and the Paul Hogan (Crocodile Dundee) method of determining the sex of the human specis.  We don't reach down between the legs feeling for danglers.   ;D  While I do agree that the person looks female the backless dress gives his true species away.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Though I will say the Hogan method removes all doubt it presents 2 problems.  1. I will need to wash my hand for the next 6 hours.  2. The male in question could possibly beat the crap out of me.  ;D
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on December 19, 2011, 07:49:39 pm
never answer them...dont waste time with them
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on December 19, 2011, 10:10:57 pm
When I was in west africa, Nigeria and Ghana, I saw comps taking literally an hour to load up and send these emails off. The isp there do not control them, like a lot of other places.

We all laugh and joke about them but it certainly pays off judgng by the big mercs they drive around in.  They say the latest one screwed Univeristy students out of several  million in their grant fees in the UK.

Willy



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Post by: Arnold on December 19, 2011, 11:10:58 pm
Haha .. yes it depends on 3,600,000 pounds of WHAT ??
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Post by: Jason B on December 19, 2011, 11:16:03 pm
Before you reply and accept the money I have a couple of queries for you.
1.  How many US people are actually knights or have been knighted?
2.  How much does it actually cost to keep a cheque not much in size at a DHL office?
3.  How did she know to make the cheque out to you?
4.  If she is sick how did she manage to send the email today when she had already retired to the farm and severed all contact with the outside world?

If you can answer those questions I say go for it and spend your 3.6 million pounds with a smile on your face.
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Post by: David E on December 19, 2011, 11:27:04 pm
Yep...but dont forget to talk to Mr Jomo Harry from DHL, London

ps DHL is "Dirty Hopeless Lunatic" and London is a small shanty shack settlement just a little distance from Lagos, Nigeria  ;D ;D ;D

Even if the storage fees for a Cheque with DHL is $5....with 2 million emails sent out and a hit rate of 1%...that's $100,000 dollars......lotta moolah !

And I am pretty sure 100,000 idiots will respond...................
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on December 20, 2011, 03:51:44 am
They are a good laugh at times. Their English is often worse than mine.  Which does not surprise me cos when I was in Nigeria and was interviewing I had to have a translator to translate my English into the English they understood!

419 scams were rife even without the internet there.

Willy


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Post by: shaun on December 20, 2011, 07:56:45 am
Well guys this one is real.  I got the same email.  I answered it, met the requirements and got my confirming email from DHL this morning.  They said the check is in the mail.   :o ::)

A real croc.  Too funny.
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Post by: Arnold on December 20, 2011, 02:50:00 pm
Att: To all Members here !

As a Christmas Gift , I will send each and everyone of you a $ 500 Bonus Check just for being helpful towards other's here looking for help .
All you need to do , is simple .. just wire me $ 15 for Transaction Fee's and Handling charges . Please transfer to this account : 080087722 at BofA in Los Angeles .

Merry Christmas to all !!!
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Post by: shaun on December 20, 2011, 03:18:17 pm
Both of you are under arrest!  8)
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Post by: Arnold on December 20, 2011, 03:33:23 pm
I will use the over the phone check service (or internet) in which you take the checking info and it becomes the same as receiving the check itself. So my acct # is 080087722 at BOA. Please accept it as my $15.00 Transaction Fee. I expect the $500.00 within 5 working days. Thank you

Great ! It's in the Mail asap , but please allow Postal service to take a little longer due to X-mas Holidays .
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on December 20, 2011, 11:17:55 pm
When is someone going to put up the correct details.  My payments keep bouncing back to me! ::)
Willy
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on December 27, 2011, 09:18:33 pm
Vince. You were robbed. That pile is 35 dollars short.

Willy
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Post by: Jason B on December 28, 2011, 12:41:02 am
what NO coins? are you sure you where not short changed a little?  You must have a pretty big wallet to fit all that fold into it.
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Post by: Pineau on December 31, 2011, 12:21:23 pm
Hey Vince. Happy new year to a fellow dragon. I like the new look. I never could figure out what that was.

Happy new year everyone.
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Post by: Jason B on December 31, 2011, 05:45:16 pm
Laura will be a dragon.  I have tamed one now I need to tame another one.......does it ever end????

Happy New Year everyone, may we all be here this time next year with a loved ones by our sides.
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Post by: David E on December 31, 2011, 06:33:03 pm
Jase

Both my Daughters are now grown, married and have their children.

Daughters will give you some of the scariest moments in your life....but they also have a very special bond with their Dad !!!!

No...it never ends, but its all worth it . ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Pineau on January 03, 2012, 06:11:09 pm
Oh crap. Bird flu again. First to die this season, right down the road in Shenzhen.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-16372348 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-16372348)

I sue hope mom doesnt hear about this.
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Post by: Neil on February 02, 2012, 08:54:40 pm
I always loved Rugby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X4tpcjl57oM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X4tpcjl57oM#)!
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Post by: Robertt S on February 02, 2012, 10:05:41 pm
I like football myself! ;D

LFL | Season 3 | Game 22 | The Story (http://vimeo.com/35638634)
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Post by: Robertt S on February 02, 2012, 10:20:32 pm
Here is another vid for you guys! :)

LFL Lingerie Football League in Toronto (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5n8bpaGVEE#)
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Post by: Clayton on February 02, 2012, 10:21:15 pm
I just developed a sudden interest for rugby haha

Cheers  Leeroy
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Post by: john1964 on February 18, 2012, 08:38:36 am
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A post-mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire. You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. But keep reading....

STILL THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.

As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

STILL HAVING A BAD DAY? JUST REMEMBER, IT COULD BE WORSE...

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

HOW ABOUT NOW? STILL THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.

WHAT? STILL HAVING A BAD DAY??

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
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Post by: maxx on February 18, 2012, 09:40:49 am
Talking about a bad day.A Iranian man was in Bangkok Thailand was going to blow up a embassy to protest something or another.He had the hand grenades and the explosives all ready.While walking across the house to get into a taxi.One of the hand grenades.Fell out of the bag.When it fell out of the bag.The safety pin was pulled out of the grenade.The grenade rolled across the floor and detonated.Blowing the roof off the rental house.And blowing both of the mans legs off.The mans 2 accomplices ran down the street dripping blood.One man was arrested in Malaysia as he was boarding a flight to Iran.The other accomplice ran off into the Jungle.And is still being hunted.

A guy stuck some explosives into his underwear.When he went to detonate the explosives they malfunctioned.And burned his private area.So there is no paradise for this looser.I think they gave the guy a life sentence.So besides being maimed for the rest of his life.he is going to have to beat off would be prison lovers.For at least the next twenty years
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Post by: Philip on February 18, 2012, 10:55:59 pm
Grammar
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on February 18, 2012, 11:48:15 pm
Talking about a bad day.A Iranian man was in Bangkok Thailand was going to blow up a embassy to protest something or another.He had the hand grenades and the explosives all ready.While walking across the house to get into a taxi.One of the hand grenades.Fell out of the bag.When it fell out of the bag.The safety pin was pulled out of the grenade.The grenade rolled across the floor and detonated.Blowing the roof off the rental house.And blowing both of the mans legs off.The mans 2 accomplices ran down the street dripping blood.One man was arrested in Malaysia as he was boarding a flight to Iran.The other accomplice ran off into the Jungle.And is still being hunted.

Not quite right Maxx. They told him take out the pin and count to ten before throwing it. He started that process but then run out of fingers on one hand to count on. So put the grenade between his knees and held it there and resumed counting up to ten on other hand. But only got to 8 when..............!  :o

 It turned out his efforts were (h)armless but he was legless.

Willy
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Post by: maxx on February 19, 2012, 09:59:33 am
LoL Willy way to funny
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Post by: john1964 on March 27, 2012, 10:22:20 am
WE WAS BRUNG UP PROPER

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's and 60's. First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank Sherry while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos...

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, bread and dripping, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer. Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds, KFC, Subway or Nandos. Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on a Sunday, somehow we didn't starve to death!

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Toffees, Gobstoppers and Bubble Gum.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter, milk from the cow and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. And we were okay.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars. We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 999 channels on SKY, no video/DVD's or colour TV no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet Facebook... WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them.

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

Only girls had pierced ears!

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time...

We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays, we rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them. Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet because we didn't need to keep up with the Jones's!

Not everyone made the rugby/football/cricket/netball team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that! Getting into the team was based on MERIT.

Our teachers used to hit us with canes and gym shoes and throw the blackboard rubber at us if they thought we weren't paying attention. We can string sentences together and spell and have proper conversations because of a good, solid three R's education.

Our parents would tell us to ask a stranger to help us cross the road. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and 'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla'.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.
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Post by: maxx on March 27, 2012, 08:55:51 pm
John well said.I remember it all.The go carts the mini bikes.No helmets no brakes.
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on March 28, 2012, 10:17:08 am
i can remember getting into the picture hall on a saturday afternoon matinee to see Roy Rogers...My entrance fee...1 empty jam Jar!!!...now that living hehe

Children nowadays are mollie coddled..Everything is done for them...They have NO REAL friends like we had...most of theirs are in their own houses playing the Play Station..but that PROGRESS FOR YOU!!!

yES jOHN WE CERTAINLY HAD A GOOD LIFE...UNLIKE THE KIDS OF TODAY!!!! 

What 'Stories' will they be able to tell their grandchildren...exa,ple...'Listen sonm in my day, I once beat your uncle Tom in a boxing match we had on our game console!!!' :D :D :D
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 28, 2012, 01:26:58 pm


Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and 'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla'.   

No your right - we waited for the americans to do that.  ;D

Talking of Americans - the NATO Phonetic alphabet - you know A Alpha B Bravo C Charlie - etc  Well I had to telephone my banlk and he was given me information using this Nato Code.  But when he came to 'Y' he said Yellow.  After he finished I said that I was impressed with his Nato phonetics but pointed out he used Yellow and not Yankee.

He then told be that the bank had received complaints that the word Yankee was inappropriate and they had been banned from using it as it is no longer politically correct.

So my question is for you Yan.. - oops Americans - Do we now have to call that well know team the New York Yellows or sing about 'Yellow Doodle Dandy' in future?

Willy

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Post by: Arnold on March 28, 2012, 02:16:13 pm
haha... yes that darn "Politically Correct" shit here is so bad!
How bad is it? I now even have to watch what I say to my LaoPo, that's how bad!

How I remember those times as a Teen. Just to give you just one of my ( maybe two ) adventures here. Actually we did have Street Gangs in the sixties already. I had about two three very close friends ( same street of course ) and we had build a Treehouse, supported with three (3) tall tree's. One day being up there with one of my Buddies, we heard a chopping noise coming from below. Well, one of those other "Gangs" started to hack away at one of those supporting tree's.. to bring us down. Little did they know, we were always prepared for just this case. We kept a couple of Buckets full of "Red Ants" at all times, when sitting up there. So you know, how fast they stopped doing the chopping.. after having those nice little "Helpers" dropped over them. We were laughing all the way home.

I also remember, like mentioned.. we played Soccer with the Boys.. til the Sun went down (10pm ), always keeping us self's busy one way or another. Kids nowadays don't know how to Entertain themselves, take away the PC/TV/Electronics... I'm soooo bored. Yeah, and you are NOT getting any Exercise either.

junk food-no exercise-no brain stimulations= fat and dumb kid's/adults. Ohhhh.. can I say that????
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Post by: David E on March 28, 2012, 06:50:57 pm
Yeh...!! Well I am older than most of you here and I still remember the "good ole' days"......

We had rationing, no social security,polio, diptheria,TB, cars that ran for at least 2 weeks without a breakdown (that is if you were in the 1% of the population who could aspire to wning a car !!) , rod brakes, wet ignition, cross-ply tyres etc.....

I was beaten sensless at school many times by Teachers who were just animals....just to develop my "inner fortitude and tolerance to pain, I had no chance of rising "above my status" due to hard work...only your "breeding" counted for achievement.

Every boss I worked for must be called "Sir"...in turn he only referred to me by my surname.

No telephone, no TV, no computers, no internet, no "gadgets", no money, no hope, ...despite a University education, I was doomed by Social Conventions.

No antibiotics, cancer cures, heart transplants...and you could die horribly from diseases that today are fixed without fuss.

We had children with ricketts, malnutrition, lice, ringworm, impetigo...and on and on it goes

Sure...they were the good ole days !!!
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Post by: maxx on March 28, 2012, 09:08:53 pm
Willy It depends on how the word is used.My family is from the southern part of the United States.I had relatives that fought on both sides of the civil war.Everybody living north Of Missouri is called a Yankee.Everybody that lives in Missouri and south of Missouri is considered a southerner or a rebel.The word is still used.It is ok to say the word.

The only time I've ever heard the word Yankee used outside of the United states the word was used by a Brit.It doesn't offend me.But I could see it offending somebody that has real deep southern roots.Then the word has more meaning.Because the person thinks that you are saying that.There family supported the war of Northern aggression.And Yes some of these southerners think the war is still going on.Some people believe this stuff enough that they run around with bumper stickers on there trucks.That Say A American by choice.A southerner by the grace of God.So as you can see it can become offensive to some people..
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 28, 2012, 11:44:10 pm
We in London have always called you guys Yanks regardless of which side your ancestors fought on. (I know most of you did not have ancestors in the Country until well after that).

I was bought up in WW2 and we used to say some girls wore American knickers - 'One 'yank' and there off'!  Another thing we complained of was the US GI's were 'Over paid, Over Sexed and worse were OVER HERE'! The list goes on and on.   They were here with there American Comics, tins of jam and everything else that made things easy for them.  What did we have,  well  rightly as David E said we had 'rationing' right into the 50's. You could not buy anything with your ration book.

But don't think I am having another dig at you guys we British, (not Brits or Limeys), left you with the framework of a good country its not your fault your predecessors (rather than ancestors) f..... it up.    ;D

Can anyone think of any bad thing that shaped the world or even become part of history in the now USA prior to our British ancestors leaving the country?

Willy

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Post by: maxx on March 29, 2012, 01:33:02 am
Willy French and Brittish troops fought a war on American soil.For control over what is now Canada.The battle of Stone mountain Georgia,The Boston Tea party.The British fought a war with the colonists using German mercenaries.In the Northern war of aggression.British and French supplied arms and ships.To the southern Army.Probably prolonging the war for at least another year.

in WW 2 we also had food ration books.We had gas rationing.We suffered.Not as bad as Europe.after the war are economy recovered faster.Because there was very few WW 2 battels fought on American soil..We did pay allot of money to help Europe recover from WW 2 while also paying to help rebuild Japan.And China,The Philippines,And half a dozen island nations spread across the pacific.Have you ever heard of the lend lease act.If not look it up.I think it will suprise you.

Willy you may like to run the American down.If it hadn't ben for the Americans.There was a good chance that Merry old England would of be just a footnote in history.Kind of like the Romans.You know they came they saw they kicked some ass.Then they were crushed.

I tell you what go to the Philippines.Walk into any bar.And announce to the people that you are a American.And you came to see where your father died.You will spend hours in that bar.Without ever having to buy a drink.The next day walk into a different bar.Tell them your Brittish.Then run like hell before somebody grabs you and beats the stuffing out of you,You can do the same thing in India.And get the same results.

There is still people in the world.Who remember what America did for them.And what America did for there Ancestors.We may not always get it right.But we damn sure got it right.Allot more then the Brits ever did.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 29, 2012, 04:49:15 am
Maxx Maxx Maxx

I will always call you Yanks. I am not a politically correct person.  Same as you insist on calling us Brits!!!!!!

You just do not understand what I am saying.  The English settlers canme from villages in the south west of England and settled in what is now Pennsylvania named after the v illage of one of the elders. Then for many many years nothing.   Then The French and English had a few skirmishes and General Wolfe scale the heights of Abraham suprised the French and now our Queen is still the figurehead. 

I was going to write a lot more but there is no point.

Willy


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Post by: john1964 on March 29, 2012, 06:56:22 am
Wow, Have I started a war between the Brits and the Yanks ?  ::)
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Post by: Robertt S on March 29, 2012, 07:09:24 am
Anybody that lives north of Macon, Georgia is a Yankee! 8)
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Post by: Vince G on March 29, 2012, 10:06:59 am
FYI your all partially correct. The name Yankee came from the Brits that's what they called us and while suppling the southerners they picked up on the name. btw I use Brit just as a shorted name, means the same.  :P

The British / French wars. Knowing the British had the arms and ships to overtake us we asked the French to help with the fighting in return they could have the land which was Canada and other parts of the country. Key names to look up are "Lafayette", "Benjamin Franklin". 

But I don't agree with the Philippine acclaim? I've always heard the opposite due to allot of banging and not from guns. Stationed Americans there intergraded the natives and then left for home leaving it all behind. This didn't go over so well. So walk into a bar and announce you're an American? Well you just have to run faster then the brit?

I can think of many that would disagree with the line being in Macon, Georgia? Though that is one place I made sure I wasn't anywhere near in the late 60's into the 70's. But maybe Robert knows better? he does Immigration.   :D
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Post by: shaun on March 29, 2012, 12:32:42 pm
Hmmm.......   And everybody who lives south of Macon is a redneck, especially if they drive a pick-up and work with concrete.  ;D
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on March 29, 2012, 12:35:23 pm
AND I'm SCOTTISH.... ;D ;D
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on March 29, 2012, 12:39:46 pm

But I don't agree with the Philippine acclaim? I've always heard the opposite due to allot of banging and not from guns. Stationed Americans there intergraded the natives and then left for home leaving it all behind. This didn't go over so well. So walk into a bar and announce you're an American? Well you just have to run faster then the brit?


I think anyone who gets out into the World will find that China is becoming the friend of the World and America and parts of Europe are losing their esteem fast.  The Chinese have many military personel quietly working with the UN.  Plus they have ships protecting shipping against the pirates off the African coast. They were first into Haiti and Japan after the problems there.  Whereas unfortunately in recent decades with the demise of the USSR, America is becoming known as the bully boy of the world with the backing of little Britain and others.  Gone is the diplomacy that they were skilled with. 

Robbie your British today.  Maybe tomorrow I make you Scottish again!!! ;D

Willy






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Post by: Robertt S on March 29, 2012, 09:31:51 pm
Hmmm.......   And everybody who lives south of Macon is a redneck, especially if they drive a pick-up and work with concrete.  ;D

Yes, a true redneck has 2 trucks, one for play and one for work! 8)
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Post by: Robertt S on March 29, 2012, 09:49:36 pm
When we get real bored we throw keggers and invite all the inlaws and outlaws! 8)

Brantley Gilbert - Kick It In The Sticks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve8sNTqrzCw#ws)
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Post by: john1964 on March 30, 2012, 12:07:22 pm
WHAT HAVE I STARTED HERE ???, C,MON GUYS, I FEEL THAT I HAVE PUSHED THE BUTTON FOR WW3, I JUST WANTED US "OLDER GUYS" TO THINK OF OUR UP-BRINGING AND HAVE GOOD MEMORIES, WOW, WISH I NEVER POSTED THIS POST. WE ARE ALL THE SAME RACE, THE HUMAN RACE........
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Post by: Arnold on March 30, 2012, 03:53:26 pm
Right John, we are all the same Human Race.. but we are seperated/devided by Greed/Power/Religion/Money.

Your Post is great and I wish more would do come forward and tell us about their Teen years ( unless it better stays covered ) good or bad. This is what this Thread is all about, as long it will not cause like you said WW3 among us Members and I'm sure it wont.
So don't feel quilty, you did a good thing.. during slow times at the Forum.
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Post by: maxx on March 30, 2012, 08:52:36 pm
John no worries Willy just called me a bad name :P.And I had to get back at him
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on March 31, 2012, 01:02:05 pm
Maxx I'm sure you would have been called worse...lol ;D ;D And irt did not seem like a bad name to us Celts...lol
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 01, 2012, 04:40:59 am
Maxx I'm sure you would have been called worse...lol ;D ;D And irt did not seem like a bad name to us Celts...lol
Whoah you Rab C Nesbit look a like i will YANK your teeth out when we meet next month;D

I cannot  imagine how all the foreigners on here will work this one out. ;D ;D

But I am having a Yankee bet on 4 horse later. 

Willy
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 06, 2012, 06:13:27 am
Just spent two days in Shenzhen during Tombsweeping Holiday.  Was on the seafront most of the time.

Very nice warm day.  Now is it possible that the Chinese short skirts are even shorter this year or is this just the delight to see them back after a chilly winter! 8)

Willy
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Post by: john1964 on April 06, 2012, 07:17:35 am
Yes Willie, I too have noticed some VERY SHORT SKIRTS this year, It is a delight to see  ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 13, 2012, 10:32:31 am
Have Ba ba staying with us for a few months.  Think I would rather have the Nieces baby as he does not play that damn Chinese Opera 14 hours a day.  I will be glad of the break to meet up with the Scottish Bard.

It would not be so bad but I now found out that there is only one opera and he knows every word to it and repeats it as they sing it.

Give me the bagpipes any time.

Willy
 
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on April 13, 2012, 09:17:11 pm
Willy , you may now have said to much and have Scottie packing some bagpipes in his luggage .
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 16, 2012, 12:52:06 am
Joking apart.  I am looking forward to spending some time the Scottish Bard in a couple of weeks.  Anyone suggest what I can take as a gift?

 Maybe something for his medical condition? ::)

You know he suffers from 'verbal diahrear'.  I  think I will go to the parmacy an collect a mouthsize band aid.   ;D

Any other suggestions?   Forget the red hot chillie powder enema that does not even make him blush.

Willy
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Post by: Vince G on April 21, 2012, 10:51:11 am
Nik changed the profile photo on the Chnlove Facebook site to a photo of the New Girls Generation ? Someone should tell him they are Korean not Chinese.
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Post by: Rhonald on April 21, 2012, 03:15:55 pm
Someone did post that it was a Korean girl band & mentioned to google images of new girl generation on the facebook site.
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Post by: maxx on April 27, 2012, 01:10:23 am
Ok I have a question.Why do you think the world economy is in the shape it is in? And how did you come to the conclusions? that you did.Did you loose a job, A house,Did you read about it on the enternet,did you Read about it in the paper.did you see it on the TV.Has the global economy down turn had any effect on your life.Or somebody you know.

The reason I'm asking is just for curiosity.Chong and Martin have accused me of being  the President of  New Mexico.So for the sake of the argument.I lead a sheltered and privileged life since I'm the Presedenty of excellence for New Mexico.And I don't really know whats going on in the real world

I lost a job that I had had for 15 years.The reason I was layed off.Was because the company that I worked for.Was way over extended.And when the government bought GM. the government decided to stop production on Pontiac's.Are number 1 selling car.For ten of the last 15 years.Then the business was  taken over by a very hostile takeover.I probably could of stuck my nose back in the door.And got my old job back.With the same pay and the same benefits.By the time the hostile takeover was complete.I had a better job making more money.And working allot less hours.The only bad thing about this job is it can end at any moment.And there is no health care benefits.

So tell me your story.And I will tell you the rest of my story.And what I think really happend.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 27, 2012, 02:53:14 am
Well Maxx what an opening you have provided for me the number one lover of all things American!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ::)Maybe I will take advantage!! Especially with the relaxation from the top of the Non Political Rule.

I came to China in 2009 just coming up to three years ago. There was talk of the recession coming in but we still had a Red Flavour Government in power.  Albeit one led by the worst prime minister I have every experienced since the 1960's. But I cannot blame that on him being a Scottish man.   Anyway I had a private pension and although not large was adequate for my needs here.

I did not need a job so when bad  things started to take shape I was not affected at all. I was of course aware of people losing their homes in the UK and USA but to me the USA were because of lenders with Mac in their names!!  Sounded more like fishmongers to me than financial institutions.

So when I heard of factories closing in the USA and they want to penalise China for keeping the value of their money low I did laugh. Just like America blame anyoneelse  for your internal problems and not the persons resonsible.  If China devalued the RMB by half American factories could still not compete on wages.  Wake up America!  Do not fall into the propoganda put out by the ones now in power.

Blame your problems on successive governments going back to post WW2.  Spend less on defending the USA and use that money for improving the country as a whole. Reduce the taxes of the 1% that own most of the wealth after all they work hard for there money. I hear that some have to do at least 20 minutes work a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

 For goodness sake who in their right mind would want to invade America.  We the Brtiish gave it up, with a token resistance of course, just so the incumberments would not realise what a high price they have to pay.  Have the USA ever been invaded in a war time scenario - never. Dont talk about Hawaii that is just a destination thousands of miles away and co-incidently most Americans believe it is just of the coast of California!!!

Get rid of Republicans and Democrats get yourself a 'co-ilition' Government like the UK and really F--- things up. Better still Break up the USA just as USSR did and return each state to be a country in itself.  Then maybe we could have King Maxx the first of New Mexico. The country is too big and too diverse to be run by a central government.  Even better we would then do away with continual playing of the 'Stars and Stripes' at Olympic award ceremonies.

Better still it needs a one party government for about ten years.  Like all Governments time is too short between elections for President, Senate, etc etc. It seems USA is continually under an election of one sort or another. Everyone is afraid of giving a lead to another party. Have an election and all changes then suddenly another election is due and those up for election want to be all things to all men.

OK next best thing elect a woman as President - UK had Maggie Thatcher and as much as I hated the 'Blues' she took no nonsense from anyone. Things were done her way election after election.  It was her own sneaky party who removed her from power not the country. 

Anyway this current recession is not affecting me at all. Of course I shed a tear for my American cousins losing their jobs. ::)

How has the American economy affected me.  Well I am better off because of it.  I now have two pensions paid into my London Banks. The value of tyhe pound has risen from a low of 1.45 US Dollars to one GB POund right up to 1.61 that is an 11% increase.

Also I have an online Christian Music site and as the prices are all in UK pounds and US Dollars  the Americans prefer to pay in UK Pounds rather than US Dollars because the UK prices look lower!!!!!!!

I pay for my websites in US Dollars which make that cheaper in the long run.

I have been much better off during this latest recession in financial terms.  I love being in China as regardless of what is said about the government I feel safe all the time. 

So all in all with me its a case of 'I'm all right Jack'  Recession I say 'Bring it one'

Willy

Title: Re: General Thread For This and That!!....
Post by: maxx on April 27, 2012, 03:34:37 am
OK Willy so basically you believe it was the failure of the banks.Freddie May,Fanny May,Bank of America.You also believe.That the United Stated government.Is a bunch of schmucks. who can't get there act together.and since the world economy is pegged to the U.S dollar.The Americans screwed everything up.

I do agree with one of your points Willy.I do think the American government is run by a bunch of schmucks.I think most of them should be arrested and have criminal charges brought against them.They can start charging them with crimes against humanity,Larceny,Bribery.falsifying official documents.And embezzlement.

Yes Willy America has ben invaded a few times that I'm aware of.In WW 2 Japan launched a attack on San Diego 2 times from 2 different submarines.And Japan also invaded Alaska in WW 2.I don't know if you would call the submarine attacks.A invasion.So we won't count that.6 months ago a armed drug cartel invaded Arizona.A few shots were fired.and the cartel members retreated.Poncho villa invaded America a couple of times in the early 1900.He also was driven back across the border.

Thank you Willy for your honest answears to what you think went wrong.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 27, 2012, 05:19:34 am
Thats the ones Maxx, Freddy May, Fanny May who can trust a company that says may  in their name. Now if it had 'Will' in its name that would have been different - completely trustworthy. 8)

Your right as far as I am concerned imvaded means invaded by a foreign power with their feet on the ground.  Not by attacks from offshore or out of the country. The UK was never invaded by the Krauts in WW2 but we certainly were attacked night after night by their bombs and rockets. 

Incidently the German Rocket scientist that caused death to many civilians were given immunity from war crimes in return for a good life in the good old USA making rockets for them after the war ended.  And do not say they were co-hersed in Germany - they led good lives there compared to their compatriates

And yes banks were the cause as far as I was concerned. Many bankers should be in jail right now they were running the banks in such a way that if it was a company they would have been illegally trading.  My friend who was a director of a listed company received 5 years in jail for doing less than any one of them had. If fact if the banking problem had arisen before his trial he would never have got to court let alone be convicted.

 But Governments need banks hence the reason we, the public,  ailed them out and poured hundreds of billions into therm so that they could carry on much the same as before.  Even America is running on debt.  Countries are borrowing billions with the promise that they will put in place measures that will hit the working people.  Why not the ones that put us in this position in the first place.

Willy






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Post by: Vince G on April 27, 2012, 08:26:28 am
Many are out of touch, ignored or are just to greedy to do it correctly. The recession was looming (2007 -2008) and they didn't care.

My own story I had two small homes a few streets from each other. Lived in one and rented the other. The renter (a friend of my brothers) set fire to the home thinking insurance would pay for his things so he could have all new things including clothing? It wasn't a bad fire (damage wise) but there was smoke damage. So out of work myself, and having to repair one home while remodeling another? I had to walk away from one. Luckily while moving from my home there were 3 couples looking to buy. Whoever had CASH got it.

The recession is mostly due to banks and the people buying homes unaffordable to them by "Sub-Prime loans" given to anyone. Buying things not needed and not having or not able to put money away for that rainy day. When the storm hit? Even after losing their homes, some everything? they didn't learn a lesson. Living within your means is a lost concept.

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Post by: Philip on April 27, 2012, 08:30:05 am
When I was a boy, the car I wanted was Jim Rockford's Pontiac Firebird. A beautiful car. That was a long time ago. Manufacturing, not just in the car industry, has lurched from crisis to crisis for the past few decades. Now companies look for the developing country who has the lowest wages and the loosest labour laws. Or else the financiers and corporations find a way to make ordinary people part with their money for intangibles, safe in the knowledge that they will not have to suffer when the bubble they have helped create bursts.
Here is a BBC article produced today about recent events relating to the car industry in Detroit. I wish I knew the answers, but it makes for quite depressing reading.

"Detroit was the birthplace of the auto-industry but in 2009 it nearly died here. General Motors and Chrysler stood on the brink of bankruptcy, their finance arms busted by the credit crunch, their manufacturing busted by the resulting downturn and massive overhanging pension problems.

But now Detroit has come back to life.

The city, to the visitor, is still a landscape of cold winds, steam-exhaling drains and smashed-up Art Deco buildings.

But it's still the place where the big names of US auto-making work. And after the US government spent $89bn on keeping the two iconic auto giants alive, Detroit is getting back to work.

 GM worker Brad Glende thought his career was over in 2009
At GM's Lake Orion plant I meet Brad Glende. In 2009 he was made redundant, with thousands of others and, he tells me, thought his 16 year career at GM was over. But after a six month layoff he was re-hired and has returned to a factory that is very different.

The plant is one big room, the size of 55 football pitches. With the bailout money, GM has ripped out everything that was there before (you can still see the oily marks of the old layout on the floor). And they've re-tooled.

I get Brad to do a bit of spot-welding but, in truth, most of it is done by relentless robots: a car-sized claw picks up an aluminium panel, twists it through the air, zaps it amid a hail of sparks and puts it back into a neat pile, as gently as a mother might lay down a sleeping baby.

“The government holds its shares just like any other owner - it doesn't interfere” Selim Bingol, GM executive
 
There are fewer workers and more robots. But that's not the biggest change. They've adopted, effectively, German and Japanese ways of working, slashed the workforce, massively reduced the number of job-titles and taken a major hit to working conditions and pensions.

In return, the union pension fund got to own 11% of GM's shares.

If it all sounds a bit like a kind of state capitalism, that's what the management are touchy about.

"The bailout saved the whole industry and the government holds its shares just like any other owner - it doesn't interfere," says GM's on-message executive Selim Bingol when I interview him later.

But that's where the politics comes in. Consider this as a headline: "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt". It was an unusually forthright strap in the New York Times, which generally prefers understatement and opacity. It was the banner for an op-ed article written in 2008 by Mitt Romney, who is now virtually certain to become the Republicans' presidential candidate.

Romney, whose dad was an automobile man, wrote: "If General Motors, Ford and Chrysler get the bailout that their chief executives asked for yesterday, you can kiss the American automotive industry goodbye."

 Some in the US would rather the bailout had not been given the green light
Though unpopular on the shop floor at GM, it's a view still strongly held by senior republicans. Mitch Daniels, former Bush administration budget chief, told me GM and Chrysler would have been easier to turn around, and at much less cost to the taxpayer, if they'd gone through the traditional bankruptcy route, stripping them of their pension liabilities and debts.

Now this issue is going to play hard in the upcoming presidential election, especially in the northern mid-west, scattered with bailed out car plants and their supply chain businesses.

To America, the automobile and the open road have always been symbols of free-market individualism; and on the bumper stickers of the cars there are still the same slogans proclaiming various forms of neo-liberal freedom.

But whether you call it crony capitalism or state capitalism, the auto industry's successful turnaround - GM made a $7bn profit this year - bears the hallmarks of European and Japanese style statism.

And while much of America's recovery remains fragile, halting and uncertain, the turnaround in cities like Detroit, Toledo and the like is tangible, and has much to do with the government's one-off foray into industrial activism.

This is going to be a battle for the heart and mind of the American worker, and the ammunition will be counted in the LED displays that clock the cars, slowly, one by one, off the end of the track at places like Lake Orion."
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Post by: JohnB on April 27, 2012, 02:45:15 pm
I take a dim view on all this. Take all the hash out of what you think were the causal effects of this piss poor world economy and you come to realize there is a lot of money in peoples misery.
Look at the growth industry of security the last umpteen years. It is in multiples relative the general growth of population, fed by a steady diet of paranoia. There is an ever increasing hostility to anything different, anyone different. There are not good reasons why. It is just what it is.

I take a somewhat simplistic view on what the hell happened. Politics. Incompetence. Stupid electorate. Under lining all this is basically a general distrust of all things government. I think government is good until it is corrupted by business. It is not worth the paper it is printed on if all the benefits of government (good governance) are not equally enjoyed by anyone and everyone.

The U.S. Congessional Republicans deregulated the banking industry in 1998. Banking regulatory enforcement was non existent during the Bush years. The U.S. banks fucked the world and walked away. Does anyone know of any bankers that were prosecuted since 2008? There aren't any! The SEC did not do anything and as of today, I venture to say they won't.
Wall Streets biggest investment bankers violated their fiduciary responsibilities. Just think “debt swap” securities. Bundle questionable mortgage debts into interest bearing securities. Short them into oblivion. It happened that way. Where were the banking regulators? Where is the S.E.C.? Then. Today. 
The problem is in the 'selective' enforcement of laws. The application seems like it is intended for the “ne'er-do-well” (witness internment) or the “too big to ignore”; foreinstance, Bernie Madoff.

If it were not for German & Japanese competition, G.M., Ford, & Chrysler would still be selling their conestoga wagons. There would have been no desire to do costly design and manufacturing improvements. If any one company should be let bankrupted, it should have been G.M. Witness Roger Smith casual remarks of corporate supremacy or do a Wikipedia on G.M. re: WW2. G.M. had the audacity (good business I guess) to bill the U.S. government after the war, for the bombing of their German factories.
In reality the G.M. debt obligation to their retirees is like 4o billion bucks or so in arrears. Kind of a frightening aspect of government realization of picking this up.

The banks should have their charters revoked, G.M. should have been allowed to fail it's miserable death. And others.
Why should the culprits and the incompetent be allowed to resurrect from the ashes of their own doing and compete unfairly. Again. It is the penalty we all pay. Unfortunately we go along this 2012 as if nothing bad happened. They somehow forgot the residual effect in all this. The rest of us.

It would be sweet if the Brits toast R.Murdoch. Maybe the Yanks would revoke his bought citizenship.
Of course that would never happen.   
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Post by: David E on April 27, 2012, 05:27:23 pm
I gotta have my 2 cents worth in this debate..... ;D ;D

You Guys have been discussing "SYMPTOMS" but have not got close to discussing the real disease....

The ultimate goal of the new life model is based on the rabid escalation of "consumerism"...(which is more like a new Religion than an economic evolution) and was to guarantee ALL people a level of prosperity that was only achievable if we consumed and consumed and consumed...thus we could have everything we ever wanted (and were promised by successive Governments) without any downside risk...big house, big car, new home, flat screen Tv, Iphone, Ipod blah, blah,  blah.

At the same time, the share market became a prime vehicle for Institutions and Mums and Dads to make "money" by buying and selling shares, thus shares became a new currency. In participating in this new "prosperity, Governments borrowed squillions of dollars to prop up the stressed infrastructure that consumerism fuelled (high demand for medical, educational, military, social and all these other programmes that promised all of us Paradise on Earth). Therefore, shares in Businesses soon lost their intrinsic worth and became a worthless commodity....who ever heard of being able to make money on gambling that a share (that you had not paid for) would go up or down (without any reference to the competance, or otherwise of the respective Company)......it is just not sustainable over the long hall...it is an economic oxymoron. A buiness performance became the last consideration in its share price, whereas it always MUST be the first.

The ever growing Beaurocracy needed to service this magic dream demanded that more and more people became Public Servants (paid out of Government debt) to administer this nightmare.....thus fuelling ever bigger deficits to pay for the myth.....Keynsian economics gone mad !!!!!!!!

Governments, Business, people have been seduced over the past 20 years or so into believing that you CAN make huge money and live a gret life of luxury WITHOUT ever having to pay for it, without ever having to do "stuff" like hard work, even more so, that somebody else will pay for it.

Well, the bubble had to burst eventually because money, assets and possessions were all being propped up artificially by huge debts and just kept alive while we were consuming like there was no tomorrow...it just is not sustainable and has been proven many times in History...but we never learn.

Believe me, we have a lot longer way down before we reach the bottom of this particular pit...just see what is happening this week in Europe...this is the future for all economies unles we stop wishing that we could all be rich without doing some hard work.....and Governments and Business should stop promising we can
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Post by: Arnold on April 27, 2012, 07:43:52 pm
I can not believe it! I was writing into my Yahoo Notepad (which I was then to copy and post here) about what I think the CarMakers are doing to us average Folk over the 40 years that I have witnessed while in this Business. I spend about one hour writing in detail how they are emptying our pockets and filling theirs, all in the name of cleaner air and better mpg. This alone should be considered a crime against us Citizens, but we are just taking their shaft ones more.
Anyway, I was in the middle of it and something/somebody ( I'm sure it wasn't me) just cleaned my page like.. you can't say that! I've seen this happen with some Facebook comments I wanted to make the same way and wooosh.. gone. Free Speach? Ha .. they. whoever it is/was, doesn't want any part of that.

Awwwwwwrr! >:(
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Post by: maxx on April 27, 2012, 08:48:19 pm
Guys I'm really impressed.You all cove rd all the high points.Where did you learn all this at?Did you read it in the paper see it on the TV.Read it on the enternet?Did your neighbor tell you.

So we all agree the recession is still going on right? And it is the American  federal government fault? I do agree to a certain degree with what you all have posted.

So why is it still going on? The banks have ben bailed out.The car companies have ben bailed out.I can go down town tonight.And get financed on  a new car.That is so expensive.That I would never be able to make the payments.Let alone pay the insurance.Or tax title and licence.Maybe it is because like John said they deregulated the banks.(John I'm thinking it was in the Regan years.I'm not certain so I could be wrong So I'm thinking that they are trying to drain the last bit of money out of us.

David E. what you posted I have seen first hand.Bigger better faster more expensive.I know a guy that leveraged one thing against another.For 12 years till the recession hit.His company went belly up.He stole money.He stole his employees retirement fund.He didn't pay taxes.He is still a free man.Living the life of luxury.He has never seen the inside of a jail cell.And he probably never will.Also I agree with your statement about people wanting the handout.Instead of getting off there tail and actually working for a living.They passed a law in Alabama last summer.That scared off all the migrant workers from Mexico.So when the crops were ready to be harvested.The farmers had nobody to work the crops.They advertised in the papers and on the news.How desperately they needed workers.It didn't do any good.Allot of those farmers had to plow there crops under.

Phillip I really like your post and your thoughts on the matter.I used to work at a GM dealership.I worked there for about 17 years.Before that.I worked for a combo dealership.We sold the GM line of Vehicles.And the Dodge line of vehicles.and all of the minor brands of GM.And with Dodge it was the same thing.Phillip did you know that for 2 years running.GM sold more cars then anybody else in the world.If I remember correctly it was 2008.And 2009.Shanghai Buick pushed gm sales way above what anybody.else sold.So why did GM need a buy out?

Willy I read a book called London is burning.If you can find the book it is a good read.It told in graphic detail.How Much the Brits suffered in WW 2.Unfortunately I don't remember the author.Yes allot of German and Japanese scientist ended up in America after WW 2.Yeah they lived the life of luxury.The Japanese war crime trials were a joke.General Douglas MacArthur let them all off.Except for some foot soldier.That they hung.Just for good measure.Oh and I almost forgot.MacArthur turned Okinawa into a military base/ brothel.He did the same thing in Tokyo.And the Philippines.

So all of this doesn't answear the one burning question.Why are we still dealing with this?
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Post by: shaun on April 27, 2012, 09:31:17 pm
I can simplify it all in two words.    Greed and Control.

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Post by: maxx on April 27, 2012, 11:34:33 pm
Shaun you think Greed and control is keeping the economey in the dumps?
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Post by: Robertt S on April 27, 2012, 11:53:15 pm
GREED which leads to SPECULATION to CONTROL the market!

Personally I think speculation is what is keeping the economy in the dumps. It seems like everytime a camel farts in the Middle East,  Wall Street cringes and the speculators get a woody, effectively stalling or slowing the economic recovery. I think it will really get interesting here about Sep-Oct when the political gloves come off totally. 8)
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 28, 2012, 12:15:40 am
Of course greed caused the problems. Most people were living above their means. regardless of their position in life's struggle. They wanted everything today. So the borrowed, new house, new car run up cards etc etc.  There is only so far that you can stretch a bubble.

Then there is the greed from above.  What is ten million - I need twenty then 50 then a billion and so it goes on. Some have more money than they ever could spend.  Why do they want more. just greed.

Even government are guilty of this.  I can remember the debate that went on for ages in the US in recent times about increasing the governments debt capabilities as pensions etc could mot be paid if the USA defaulted.  Why - billionaires do not need 1000 plus millions tax them half of what they are worth. . Multi millionaires take 25% of their total wealth.  Jail them that try to hide it away. No bail awaiting trial no appeals allowed just jail them.

This is not just an American sympton it is the World Over.  Greed rather than need has caused these problems and will continue to do so until some one at the top has the balls to stand up and say 'ENOUGH IS ENOUGH' But then those at the top are normally the wealthy buggers who are more than happy with the bottom 99% paying for their greed.

Willy
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Post by: shaun on April 28, 2012, 06:51:55 am
Yes I do think greed and control are the two key factors.

Some of you know what is happening in my life right now and is the main reason I am not on this site as much, but I'll try to explain my reasoning of the two points above without revealing to much.

There is a little greed in all of us.  We all want more, we want more out of life, we want more things, and we want a higher status.  That is normal but there is an unhealthy greed that is wanting more at the expense of others.

Let me explain a little.  Some of you know that I had to close down my store because of the economy.  I've been trying to sell off some of my stock but haven't had much luck doing it.  I took a 26ft box truck of furniture and decor to an auction and tried to auction everything off at a decent price but what happened was more of a blood bath.  I got angry and pulled the plug on it.  Several of the dealers, one in particular tried to encourage me to let them continue to bid.

Here is what the one individual said to me.  He said, you don't understand, most of us do not need what you are selling.  Me personally I have five large warehouses full of things to sell that I can't even get into my showroom because it is full.  So I asked him why he kept buying and he gave me two reasons.  The first was to completely eliminate me as any future competition and the second was buy things as low as he could for the future.

The second reason I understand to a point but to buy something that cost me $100.00 wholesale for $1.00 is excessively greedy.  But it is the way of the world.  In that example you see both greed and control.

On a side note  I took a could of items that I was to load in the back of the truck, set them in the middle of the parking lot and set them on fire.  One person asked me why and I said to make a point.  That was taking a little control back and it made me feel good.

A note on speculative market.  Why the American government allowed the speculators to speculate on oil prices is beyond me.  Since it happened our economy has tanked.

I won't say more about governmental abuses because I can't without becoming political AND I would begin to foam at the mouth again.
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on April 28, 2012, 08:07:54 am
We are lucky in Australia that we have been able to supply wanted commodities to Asia to help keep the recession away , but without these items we would also be in the same sinking canoe , however secondhand items here are in the same boat , I wanted another lounge suite for a muck around room so I paid the princly sum of $16.50 for a 3 seater and a 2 seater couch complete with a fold out bed on which the matress has never been used , and pre flat screen T V's go out with the hard rubbish as not even the op shops will take them , regards Sujuan and Robert .
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 28, 2012, 08:53:11 am
Send it all to China. Everything here has a value. Even Me!!!!!

Willy
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Post by: JohnB on April 28, 2012, 02:03:57 pm
Forbes Thought Of The Day
“ He is always a slave who cannot live on little. ”
— Horace


Willy, maybe America can trade Mississippi & Alabama for debt relief.
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Post by: David E on April 28, 2012, 06:39:48 pm
Shaun

Your points are particularly valid....but I am not sure that "greed" in itself is responsible for the total economic balls-up mostofthe World isexperiencing.

I believe it is more a naieve view by the population who have been brainwashed by successive Governments, Big Business, slick advertising and mass media saturation that it is everybody's RIGHT to have a life of perfect health, filled with every possible luxury....without any effort "just sign here' !!!!!

While in reality, such a life can only belong to a very few...whether you call these few- irrelevant, crooks, justlucky, hard workers or criminals..it matters little.

We have been led to believe that anything less than perfect in our life is unacceptable and that just "sign here" and it will all be made good for you.

Is it any surprise that the average Joe desperately wants to believe this myth...and will do whatever "they" say in a hope that it will all come true...WITHOUT effort on his part ????

The riots in Europe and elsewhere are a protest by a mass of average people who have had it too good for too long, and done it all on somebody else's money. In fact most of the debt that the Western World is now being buried in came from the dollar and cent savings of the average Chinese worker..........

It happened to the Greeks 5000 years ago, the Romans 2000 years ago and is happening again. You cant survive long term unless most of the population does meaningful and productive work and gets their hands dirty  ...when nearly 60 % of the workforce are Public Servants who do nothing but administer the current crop of rules and regulations, then you are in deep s**t because that is not real work !!!.

Added to which, 25 % of the population is now considered too old to work (and this problem will continue to grow)....is it not difficult to see why everybody can only have the promised life by mountains of future debt....there's nobody left to do the "real" work.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 29, 2012, 04:58:28 am
Forbes Thought Of The Day
“ He is always a slave who cannot live on little. ”
— Horace


Willy, maybe America can trade Mississippi & Alabama for debt relief.

Come on  be serious - even Haiti could afford both. ;D ;D

Willy
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Post by: shaun on April 29, 2012, 08:07:54 am
I agree with what you said David.  I'm feeling very anti-government here this morning so I would like to rant about it a while.

Government employees are people who have high salaries and do very little for them.  They fill their productivity quota for the day which is set very low. They create laws and rules to suppress business from growing.  For the government employee it is job security and for the business it is more massive regulation and paperwork.  Unfortunately large companies can absorb a lot of the government abuse; small businesses cannot.  Most small businesses who survive do it illegally by no declared cash sales.

Governments tell the masses that they do these things for the good of the people; to protect them.  The tell the unsuspecting masses that corporations do not want to pay their fair share in taxes.  It isn't that big business does not want to pay taxes it is true that they want to control the amount of taxes they pay.  Many American do not understand embedded taxes which large corporations do.

The bottom line on this issue is that the American Politicians run on a platform of fairness for all people.  It on the surface sounds good but is impossible to do.  Whats more the politicians will not govern in this manner.  What the American government should be doing is running on and governing by opportunity.  I think Ronald Reagan understood that the best. (Now I am not trying to get political here I'm only using Reagan as a reference to governing by opportunity.)

There have been a few people in this country that have been pushing and idea called the, "Fair Tax."  I could go on for hours about it but the main reason the American Government will not do it is because it would eliminate a lot of their control over businesses and people and secondly it would mean a massive lay off of unneeded governmental employees.

Another thing crippling this country financially is pensions.  Don't get me wrong, I love them but there are people retiring who are better off than when they were working.  Smart? Yes it is smart but it us ruining this country financially.  Those who are getting the most retirement band for the buck are...  you guessed it... retired government employees.

We can't take away their pensions and I would never suggest that we should but the government should be learning form their mistakes and changing things for the future but they won't do that.

But the things that really pisses me off about the American Government this morning is their taking away my constitutional right to pursue happiness.  Right now that pursuit would be to have a lovely Chinese woman whose name is Peggy asleep in bed in the next room wondering why the bed is getting colder because I am on the internet typing this drivel.   Nuf said.
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Post by: maxx on April 30, 2012, 02:20:30 am
Ok so I think who ever was going to post on this has posted and has stated there opinion.I think you all have done a good job.And covered everything that. I have ever read.about the ongoing troubles.

So I think it is time to tell the rest of my story.Like I said before the GM dealership I worked for was just way over extended.They guy who owned the place.Had 2 airplanes,3 boats,6 rental properties,2 storage buildings filled with toys and furniture.A condo in Durango,A luxury house at Navajo lake And a none operational ranch in Kirtland.That he sunk probably 1.2 million into.Just so he could have someplace else to play.And he owed his brother in law 6.8 million

So when the economy crashed.He couldn't get anybody financed to buy a car.Then the government comes along and bails the banks out.And bails GM out.By the time the government came along.It was to late for my employer.He had everything mortgaged against everything else.So he was behind on the payments.So his brother in law takes the company stocks.And sells them to another car dealer.All the toys and the houses.Are in the dealerships inventory.So my former employer goes to court at least 3 times a week.To get what he thinks is his stuff back.He will probably end up getting it all back.

So we have established that the banks were bailed out.And the guys at the top of the banking empire got there huge bonuses.For putting us in this mess in the first place.And none of them went to court or to jail.So all is good in there little slice of paradise.

I have read every post.Since I posted the question.I read about Shaun and Vince,And Mike.I really feel bad for thees guys.And all the people who have lost jobs and houses.I think they are all victims of a big propaganda scheme.Why a propaganda scheme.Because I seriously don't think the economy is as bad as everybody thinks it is.I can't tell you why the media is doing this.Or why the federal government is doing this.Maybe it is a greed and control thing Like Shaun and David were talking about.


There are 15 oil and gas wells.Between my house and the first stop light headed into town.There all shut down.Why? because they need to push the price of oil up.To line somebodies pockets.My friend is a truck driver for a major oil company.He has worked so much.In the last 5 years.That we haven't ben able to go sailing together in 5 years.There is 2 companies in town.That have permanent help wanted signs.In there driveways.One sign I know as ben posted for well over ten years.I know half a dozen people.Who have worked for the company.They haven't said anything really bad.They just said the guy who owns the place.Doesn't pay what the industries demands.So they went to other companies making better money.

I have 2 different jobs.I'm a personell assistant.For a elderly lady.And I sell landscaping jobs.For a Limey friend of mine.In 2010 I found 55,000 in landscaping jobs.For my friend.In 2011 I found 155,000 in landscaping jobs.So far this year I'm at 18,000.And I'm working on a couple of other customers.That should be around 30,000 each.

My wife has some friends that own a restaurant in Bloomfield NM. We go there every Saturday or Sunday.The place is always packed.From 11:00 am to 9:00 pm.In the 3 years that we have ben going there.They have never had a slow weekend.There are 2 Mexican restaurants in town owned by the same family.It is the same for them.They open about 6:00am and close about 9:00 pm.Both restaurants are packed.They built and opened the second restaurant in the last 2 years.

I have a friend who lives in a real small town in Texas.She works as a parts manager.At a mom and pop airport.She is so busy.That she couldn't take time off work.To have a operation.Her boss gave her a laptop.And made her work at home.After she had the operation.Now remember this is a mom and pop airport.They have no government contracts.The runway is to short for military aircraft.This little hick town is a hour drive from anywhere.

So What I'm thinking is that the media drowns us in this doom and gloom shit.And they tell us how big business and the government is stealing are lively hood.Until people start believing it.Then companies don't hire employees.So when they do have customers.They can't help there customers.The customer gets mad.And does there business somewhere else.So the company that just downsized because they heard the economy is bad.Has just lost another customer.And there getting ready to close the doors.And they lay the rest of there employees off.Then the banks are foreclosing on there house.And this poor employee has just became another statistic.

A man owns a hotdog stand.He has the best hotdogs in the world.You can get any kind of hotdog you want.Any way you want it.The man is making money hand over foot.The man has so many customers.That he has to hire some help.One day the mans son.Comes to visit.The kid sees his dad's business.And how well it is doing.The kid turns to his dad and says.Gee dad don't you know that there is a recession on.You need to cut back on your over head.So the man lays his helper off.And starts buying cheaper hotdogs.And he shortens the menu.You can now only get a couple of different kinds of hotdogs

So after a couple of months.The kid goes to see his dad again.The old man is just setting around doing nothing.The kid looks at his dad and says.Gee dad what happend to your hotdog stand.The old man looks at his kid and says.Gee son don't you know that there is a recession on.

I know this post is running long.And I hope I haven't lost anybody.What I'm trying to tell you all is.That things aren't bad until somebody tells you that there bad.and if they get enough people believing things are bad.Then they really do become bad.
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on April 30, 2012, 06:57:48 am
Maxx...That is true...NOTHING is ever as bad as people seem to think or look ;D
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Post by: Vince G on April 30, 2012, 08:59:02 am
I've told these stories before. I take the media very little. I only believe half of what I read and see, the other half is bullshit. Job loss for most was due to business owners that should not be in business to begin with. Here's an example and I've seen this more then a few times. The business owner takes the money out of the payroll account to have marble floors put in his new condo? Employee checks bounce. He also used the money that was to go to his suppliers? so now he can not order what they sold (in this case was high end kitchen cabinets) then cuts the sales commission because sales aren't selling as they should?

Here's another that only paid his Hummer and mercedes benz (and poss. his home) instead of his suppliers. No longer able to order for sales until they get paid... he closed his doors (and prob. blamed the recession?)

On top of this the employees are suppose to take a cut in pay and benefits?

In 2008 what I saw was most MEN in their 50's laid off. Real reason is they made the most money, cut them out and get a minimum wager in to do that job was "cost efficient". 

It wasn't that I could not find a job it was I wouldn't drop my income to minimum wage or work for free? I can't tell you how many times I have heard "do this job at this cost and I will have other work for you" and after you do? they don't answer your call. They moved on to another sucker.

Now I take a stance. Over my lifetime I have made plenty businesses and people very rich.. now it's my time.
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Post by: john1964 on May 13, 2012, 08:37:10 am
Every time, Every day I log on to this site, For the last week I have had to type in my user name and password,,,, Am I doing something wrong ???
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on June 02, 2012, 07:52:38 am
For those that want to learn more ha ha , and have plenty of time check out ,  http://www.west-meet-east.com/index.htm (http://www.west-meet-east.com/index.htm)   , I was looking for some ENGLISH info on Mahjong and found this info site , regards Robert .
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Post by: David E on June 03, 2012, 12:58:24 am
How to get Chinese Wives to make decisions.....or not !!!

Ming....LG, what do you want for lunch ??

Me......I dont know, you decide.

Ming...Are you hungry now ??

Me.....No, not really

Ming.....When will you be hungry ??

Me...Oh, maybe 1 o clock

Ming....When you are hungry at 1 o'clock...what do you want for lunch ??

Me....fall on the floor in helpless laughter.

Gotta love'em, dont you.
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on June 03, 2012, 02:22:07 am
Yes david , I can relate to that Question and answer session , but many times I have come downstairs to be greeted with enough food on the table at 8 am to last me through till the next morning , the ladies in the house being of no help as they all have eaten long before , and I know whatever is not eaten will be served for the next meals until it is finished and then we start again ha ha , as Sujuan is working today I can write this with some safety , I hope , regards Robert .
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Post by: maxx on August 01, 2012, 06:37:37 pm
Has anybody noticed all the empty seats.At the Olympics.From what I understand.They never put those seats on sale.Then when somebody said something about the empty seats.They gave the seats to the British Military forces.Then they took the seats away from the British military.And put them up for sale.But the only way to buy the tickets.Is if you actually live in England.If you belong to the E.U.And you want to buy a ticket for a certain event.You have to go to a special website.And fill out a form on line.Then they may sell you a ticket.Or they may not.

If you want to buy a ticket.And you go to the Olympics web site.They will let you go threw the process of buying the ticket.And when you are ready to pay.A note pops up.That says that you are not allowed to buy tickets.

I went to the 2002 winter Olympics.When they were in Salt lake city Utah.The company I worked for.Was a Olympic sponsor.So the Olympic committee sent us a couple hundred tickets.When we arrived at the events.There were guys standing out in the parking lot.Selling tickets to that event.And other events that were going on at the same time.Or withen a couple of days.My own opinion.I thought the price they were asking was fair.So I take it these guys that were selling tickets.Worked for the Olympics.A couple of guys that I worked with.Went to the events that they bought tickets for.They said they had a good time.And the tickets were good they didn't have any problems. At each and every event.You did have to go threw a security check.And walk threw the metal detector.If you had a cell phone they made you change the screen.To make sure it wasn't a bomb.It was about the same as going threw airport security.

So my question is what is wrong with the Brits?They are throwing Millions of dollars away.In a bad economy.When we went to the Olympics.We bought souviners.Beer,food.Plus the price of the other events.My workmates went to.And my workmates bought more souviners and more food.And I'm sure allot more beer.When I went.I spent close to 100.00.That was just for myself.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 01, 2012, 09:18:24 pm
The problem is that the multinational sponsors of the 2012 Olympics have been given too many tickets  ticket for the various events.  These tickets are mostly in the 2012 GB pounds category, (thats over 3000 us dollars a throw!)  These seats are always in the best area where they are easily picked up on TV.  Unfortunately the people who the sponsors have given tickets to are of course top professionals whose interest in the Olympics may only extend to the hospitality suites and not to actually watch these early events.

Get away from these overpriced sections and the events are fuller. Equestrian Centre with maximum capacity of 50,000 people sold out.  Rowing center stands another 50,000 sold out.  The Beach Volley Ball - sold out (but maybe not all there just to watch the skill of the participants!) Not sure about the capacity of the Swimming hall but packed except for these sponsor seats.  Whether the badminton will ever be full again after Tuesday's farce I do not know but at least that sends out a warning to others contemplating a similar tactic.

Wembley stadium had 60,000 to watch England Brazil ladies football. A record anywhere and tickets available on the door as are all the football events except the final.

Tickets were available to each Olympic Association in every country attending. They sold the tickets.  But Maxx so is the popularity of London and Briton so many more just arrived here thinking they could buy tickets.

Selling ticket anyway other than at the official location is illegal in the UK - ticket touts are arrested and many have been during these games already buy a ticket from a tout and the chances are it is a forgery anyway.

Mind you saying that the main area of Londons West End has fewer people fewer cars, shop keepers complaining whilst the east end Olympic park area is packed.  People actually pay for day tickets to get into the Olympic park area just to watch the various events on Giants Screens and to take in the atmosphere.

I hope when the track and field events start tomorrow that they have sorted any such problem with these sponsors empty seats. 

The military and the security workers are still permitted to use any empty sponsor seats.

Just one point Maxx, Salt Lake City 2002 was the Winter Olympics, nothing like the scale of what is going on in UK 2012. The number of participants and coaches and ancillery workers in London probably outnumbered the total number attending to watch in Utah 2002. So ticketing was much easier.

Willy


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Post by: maxx on August 01, 2012, 10:20:37 pm
Willy Did you look the attendence numbers up somewhere?I'm curiose why The olympics would be more popular in London then say Salt lake city.If I had to guess.I would think that you are right about more people attending the London games.Maybe it is because London is a international city,And Salt lake isn't.

I wasn't talking about guys scalping tickets.The guy's I seen selling tickets worked for the olympics in some capacity.I don't know the number of people who attended the same events I did.But it was a huge croweds.So I was wondering why England didn't do the same thing to sell the seats.I had a guy tell me the other day.That he would rather make a little money then nothing at all.I'm kind of in the same frame of mind.10.00 is better then a stick in the eye.

I think it is kind of cool that they have the games on a big screen in Olympic park.If I was in London.I would definatly go down and check that out.Of cource that could be a big reason why they have empty seats.Less money better time you could kind of wonder around and do your own thing.Of course I damm sure wouldn't pay 3 grand  a ticket to anything.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 01, 2012, 11:12:22 pm
The problem is that all tickets have been either sold or allocated to sponsors.  They cannot sell the tickets on the gates as there are officially no seats left for most events. The empty seats are there because a) the persons given them by the sponsors have not bothered to use them, or they were in the sponsors hospitality units getting into free food and drinks, or they are held by Olympic officials doing other things. So if they sell those tickets then these freeloaders could cause problems by then deciding to turn up and demand the seats back.

With the sponsor that gave you 200 tickets. If you decided not to turn up until later would you have expected them to have resold your seats before you arrived?

Ticketing for such huge events will always cause these problems. 

As for attendance figure I am watching Olympics 16 hours a day - not always live - but you things from the commentators that have the facts and figures to hand.  Just looking at the audiences you can see how many seats are not empty in the ' peoples' seats.

Even archery have said that they have never performed before such large audiences.   

Winter Olympics are  a second class Olympics such as Salt Lake City. It was just for snow bound  sports events something that the vast majority of the World cannot even participate on a local basis as it is too expensive to get too facilities to take part.  Winter sports are for the rich on the whole unless you have snow around you a good part fo the year which most countries do not have.  That is why the Summer Olympics are always bigger and better.

Willy



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Post by: maxx on August 01, 2012, 11:25:17 pm
Willy you must of never heard of the Jamacan Bobsled team :P
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Post by: maxx on August 01, 2012, 11:30:18 pm
I did try to look up some attendence numbers.But  I couldn't find anything.So you are probably still right. good luck with the 16 hours.Ive probably watched about 5 minutes so far.Go team U.S.A.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 02, 2012, 07:38:12 am
Willy you must of never heard of the Jamacan Bobsled team :P

They are as amusing as the American voices you hear at golf when some tee's off on a Par 5. 'In the hole'  they shout. What pratt's!
They know there going be yards from the green let alone the pin.  Well I think they know!

Willy



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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 02, 2012, 07:40:23 am
I did try to look up some attendence numbers.But  I couldn't find anything.So you are probably still right. good luck with the 16 hours.Ive probably watched about 5 minutes so far.Go team U.S.A.

Thank God you did not shout 'In the hole' ;D ;D

Willy
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 03, 2012, 02:07:08 am
Just picked up some figures for you Maxx.

They are expecting 200,000 to come through the main gates of the Olympic park today. As well as the main stadium, where the track and field start today, the Olympic Park also holds the Aquatic Centre for swimming, hockey stadium and Cycling velodrome.

Cheapest tickets for London 2012 are 20.12 GB pounds - most expensive 2012 GB pounds. 

William

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Post by: maxx on August 04, 2012, 12:08:03 am
Just picked up some figures for you Maxx.

They are expecting 200,000 to come through the main gates of the Olympic park today. As well as the main stadium, where the track and field start today, the Olympic Park also holds the Aquatic Centre for swimming, hockey stadium and Cycling velodrome.

Cheapest tickets for London 2012 are 20.12 GB pounds - most expensive 2012 GB pounds. 

William

Willy sorry you lost me.I understand 20.12 GB pounds.I don't understand most expensive 2012 GB pounds.That is allo tof people in one place at one time.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 04, 2012, 12:57:05 am
20 pounds 12 pence are the cheapest seats at any of the events and these are the furthest from the action. 2012 GB pounds is for the very prime seats.  These seats are I suspect mainly for the sponsors- high prices to make it look like they are getting a good deal back!  I think there will be very few bought at this price when just a few yards away you can get a cheaper one at just 201 pounds 20 pence. 201.2 gb pounds. about 300 us dollars.

I watched the track events inside the stadium and at 10 am in the morning there was 60,000 inside there alone.

Willy
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Post by: Pineau on August 06, 2012, 12:10:36 am
Damn, it's dead around here lately.  Is everyone on vacation? I have not seen any updates in days.
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Post by: David E on August 06, 2012, 03:52:21 am
Australia is officially in deep mourning....1 gold medal   :'(  Dont expect to hear much from us until we have sunk enough beer to get over this tragedy.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 06, 2012, 06:38:32 am
Australia is officially in deep mourning....1 gold medal   :'(  Dont expect to hear much from us until we have sunk enough beer to get over this tragedy.

That could be a bloody long, but probably joyful experience.  Well after the first 20 or so maybe. ;D

Not to worry your still a small country population wise.

Now if medal list was compiled by population divided by gold medals then may GB would be top of list.

Willy
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Post by: Neil on August 06, 2012, 12:10:52 pm
Canada also has only one gold so far.

I'm not a huge fan, so I don't pay a lot of attention, but it seems like this Olympics has a lot of drama and unsportsmanlike behaviour.  Is it this bad every year?
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on August 06, 2012, 06:12:04 pm
Wow ! . Australia just doubled its Gold medal tally , but still sad especially in a house full of Chinese girls .
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Post by: shaun on August 06, 2012, 06:25:03 pm
If only they would bring back alligator wrestling and kangaroo basketball back as Olympic events.  ;D
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 06, 2012, 08:37:27 pm
Canada also has only one gold so far.

I'm not a huge fan, so I don't pay a lot of attention, but it seems like this Olympics has a lot of drama and unsportsmanlike behaviour.  Is it this bad every year?


Your certainly not watching the same Olympics as I am Neil.   ;D ;D

Willy
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Post by: Neil on August 06, 2012, 08:47:23 pm
well, technically, I'm not watching the Olympics.  It's just that's all the news websites report on now.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 06, 2012, 09:11:53 pm
well, technically, I'm not watching the Olympics.  It's just that's all the news websites report on now.

Before it started all of the UK news reports were doom and gloom. This is or that is not going to work.  The News Media were falling over themselves to find ways to put it down.

Now it is a different story.  I hear that it has changed, albeit possibly temporarily,  the attitude of people in general so much so that on the streets and public transport you accidently bump into someone and you get a smile back, whereas before you would have expected a scowl or a shove in the back.

10 am in the morning there are 60,000 plus in the Olympic stadium and they are cheering on even the minor heats. They are still the same crowds there when it ends at 10pm at night.

I am missing all this in person but I can see and hear the difference it has made to the country as a whole.

Willy
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 06, 2012, 09:21:27 pm
Wow ! . Australia just doubled its Gold medal tally , but still sad especially in a house full of Chinese girls .

It is a very sad. I remember when Australia had a tally of well over 60 medals at one Olympics.

Willy
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Post by: Vince G on August 07, 2012, 07:51:10 am
Been quiet around here... so I wonder?
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Post by: kenny on August 07, 2012, 09:06:53 am
Well I am ok Vince, but it is so dry up here that we are having trouble finding any nuts to gather!
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 07, 2012, 09:59:33 am
Forget the nuts. The squirrel will be in the pot here. ;D

Willy
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Post by: Neil on August 07, 2012, 04:47:05 pm
I need to get my nuts snipped, but my wife won't let me.  :P
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Post by: shaun on August 07, 2012, 08:44:27 pm
Hmmm.....  Uh.... Ah.. Hmmmm....  Errrrr.....   Yup, Yup  Hmmm....  Uh...

Naaa...  I think I'll leave that one alone.
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on August 09, 2012, 04:16:27 pm
Good idea thee Shaun ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: JohnB on August 10, 2012, 08:56:34 pm
"Neal, I need to get my nuts snipped, but my wife won't let me".   

Just had a MOSQUITO land on my balls....
Toughest decision of my life!
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Post by: shaun on August 12, 2012, 08:15:11 am
Must have thought it was a mosquito landing pad.

To slap or not to slap that is the question!

Must have felt at home with the little thing between the two mountains.

If you slap it more than once, your playing with yourself.

Just a few joking comments that rattled through my brain.

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Post by: Pineau on August 19, 2012, 04:06:54 pm
I am shocked and dumbfounded.. While doing an online search for an old document of mine I ran across a website with tons of information about me.

The most disturbing of all was my personal account information at Amazon.com.  My wish list was Public. If you care to look you would have found a pump I was going to purchase for a home plumbing project and a book whose title I wont mention and did not care to share with the entire internet.

The web site in question is http://www.yasni.com (http://www.yasni.com) I don't know how or why they managed to access my amazon account but they did. I never gave them permission. All I did was do a google search. and they somehow got enough information from my computer to find and read my amazon wish list.

All these websites are sharing information and they are not being very careful about it.  If they can get my amazon login information then what is preventing them from getting my paypal login too. You can sign into many of your accounts using the login information of some other unrelated account that you have. Have you been asked to sign into your hotmail or gmail account using your Facebook login credentials? What does that imply? did you just give hotmail permission to use your Facebook login?

Here is another example. Something interesting happened when I was looking for tourist attraction in Zhuhai. The website trip adviser grabbed my Facebook ID and used it to access all of my contacts back home. (without my permission) Asked me If I wanted to see where my facebook friends had been and what they were planning or browsing for their next trip. And the information was there at my fingertips all I had to do was look. I resisted the temptation. Id rather not see my 75 year old cousin planning a trip on a clothing optional cruse to Cozumel. Nor do I want my searching and browsing history public for everyone to look at

I guess if they can do this with your Facebook account they cant grab your contacts from Hotmail and you account balance from your bank. I did not know this was possible until now. And possibly if you have auto logon in some of your online accounts the information in you cookies could be used to log in for you. This is scary shit.  stay away from this website.

Eventually some underpaid computer tech is going to hack into all this valuable information and sells us all out.  Where are the internet police.
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Post by: Vince G on August 19, 2012, 10:17:39 pm
I  am very careful with what I put out on the net. I checked that site. They don't have anything really on me but they have a bunch on my Canadian cousin with the same name but nothing of a personal nature. I clean out the cookies and malware daily if not multiple times a day. An advantage of having a Mac. You can pick out cookies without deleting all. Good thing you caught this. Now you have to find how to get it off the list?
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 19, 2012, 11:11:58 pm
Nothing on me there either.  There again what is there to know about me!  You must be informous Gerry. 

Willy
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Post by: Pineau on August 19, 2012, 11:30:40 pm
There are 5 pages about me on that website. Some are people that are not me but share the same name.

Amazon owned up to it in an email this morning.

Seems the default setting for your wish list is PUBLIC.

Hello ,

I am so sorry for any concerns you have had in finding your Wish List information on another website.

You can set your Wish List as either "Public," "Private," or "Shared with a link." You can adjust the setting for your Wish List by clicking "Manage This List" and "Change Privacy Settings."

The "Public" default setting makes it searchable by anyone. This setting helps friends and family find your Wish List more easily -- they can simply search for your list on Amazon.com using your name or your e-mail address. Don’t worry, we won't show your email address or phone number. We display only your name, your city, the state or country where you live, and any information you may have provided in the optional self-description section of the Wish List.

PUBLIC should not be the default setting for your personal information.
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Post by: T Town Hombre on August 20, 2012, 12:20:06 pm
Gerry, I checked mine.  There was info on me but nothing critical except that it still has me married to my ex-wife.  I'm wondering if there is a way to update it to my current wife.  I'm sure that the American consulate doesn't look at that site but you never know.  Any ideas anyone?

The funny thing is on the Amazon part I was being told to update my wish list because someone was wanting to buy something for me.  Yea, right!!!

Also of note I was warned to be wary of anyone who used to live in McAlester, OK.  What is up with that?
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Post by: Pineau on August 20, 2012, 03:49:15 pm
I dont know. Who told you that about  McAlester. weird.
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Post by: T Town Hombre on August 20, 2012, 06:26:29 pm
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do   You have entered the twilight zone Gerry.

Really you told me in a PM.  T Town is for Tulsa.
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Post by: Pineau on August 20, 2012, 11:19:59 pm
Ok. I thought so,,, but did not think you were wicked enough to pull it out and use it on the fly..  Remember payback is a beach...
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on September 24, 2012, 07:50:31 pm
Anyone in the UK this next two weeks?

Word of warning, tomorrow, my wife and I,  leave for two weeks in the London.  Going to meet up my sisters, maybe drop in for a cup of tea with the Queen, have tea at Simpson's in The Strand, a bit of Shopping around Harrods.  Maybe pop into the American Embassy in Grosvenor Square and tell then that I will try to fit in a spot in my calendar for whoever wins in November.

So if you do not want to risk meeting up with Willy and Mrs Willy then you have 24 hours to get out of town. Scotsmen excepted of course as one Scottish man in particular is making the arduous journey south to have an audience with us in London.

Here are a couple of snaps taken when word last got out that I was back in London.

Willy


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Post by: Rhonald on September 24, 2012, 08:22:49 pm
Be Limey Hell - have a safe Trip
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Post by: Vince G on September 24, 2012, 10:21:52 pm
You would think, Why are so many coming out to see a Willy? Well have a good time, Oh behave! baby, yeah!
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on September 25, 2012, 01:48:53 am
I'm surprised the crowds were so small on your last vist....  Stay humble Wills.   :P
The crowd was much smaller than usual as I had kept my arrival secret.  But as you see a small band of followers heard the rumour. :D ;D ;D

Willy
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Post by: Jason B on September 25, 2012, 02:50:48 am
I heard that was the crowd making sure Willy got on the plane to leave again after his last visit....... ;)
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on September 25, 2012, 05:28:00 am
I heard that was the crowd making sure Willy got on the plane to leave again after his last visit....... ;)
You may say that but I could not possibly comment. ;D ;D

Willy
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on September 26, 2012, 05:37:01 am
Well thats me on way to meet his Royal Highness (Willy) meeting them at airport 8pm tonight, looking for ward to meeting Youyuan.  I wonder how much trouble he'll get me into this week? :o :o LOL  ;D ;D
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Post by: Martin on September 26, 2012, 12:42:49 pm
Have a fantastic journey, and hopefully we see pictures of the UK chapter of the Brotherhood.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on September 28, 2012, 12:32:53 am
1) The breakfast meeting. 2) The breakfast 'Hoover' 3 ) His breakfast was not enough - he wants to eat my wife now.  4) What I have to face at breakfast every day - Oh Happy Willy.

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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on September 30, 2012, 06:47:12 am
We all went to Peterborough last night to a show, was quite a good night, Youyuan clapping along to the music of the 'Blue Brothers (tribute band)' at one point in thee night I though willy was going to get up and start dancing  hahah
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on September 30, 2012, 09:56:28 am
This guy should have found our forum ,   A 66-year-old American man flew to Hengyan, Hunan province to marry a 30-year-old local woman he met on the Internet only to be left stranded in his hotel room . This was on China Daily newspaper .
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Post by: Robertt S on September 30, 2012, 12:46:59 pm
I found the article  you were talking about. I wonder if he somehow might have misrepresented himself slightly or if he actually thought $ 600 U.S. would cover all his expenses? ???


Xiaoxiang Morning Post reports on a 66-year-old American man who flew to Hengyan, Hunan province to marry a 30-year-old local woman he met on the Internet only to be left stranded in his hotel room. After spending one night together, the woman left the Massachusetts visitor because he came to China with only $600. Local police helped him contact his family who arranged a flight back to the United States.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on September 30, 2012, 05:08:56 pm
Boy was I lucky then with my 250 US Dollars! :D

But I still had half of it left when we married 4 months later.  ::)

Willy
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Post by: shaun on October 01, 2012, 05:41:15 pm
can anyone say dementia?
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on October 07, 2012, 10:28:39 am
Found my elder sister is suffering from ongoing dimentia.  It is much worse than when I came back to the UK last time. 

It is strange the way it hits.  I have three other sisters and saw them all but not a sign of it with the oldest one or younger two.   But glad I saw all four this trip as I have a feeling it will not be long before she thinks of all us as strangers.

We are flying back to China in the morning and although I am glad to be going home it has been a trip tinged with a little sadness.

But never mind. The election will be over soon and I can cheer myself up when I can get back to bashing you know who's. 8)

Willy
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on October 07, 2012, 01:29:12 pm

...I can cheer myself up when I can get back to bashing you know who's. 8)

Willy

I wonder if he means me?.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Pineau on October 08, 2012, 09:17:09 am
I know there is already a thread for this but I cant find it.

I was looking for something skype like to load on my  android cell phone  so I or any of my relatives can be reached from China via china mobile cell phone.

I tried skype once beofre and it was terrible sounding. Very poor quality.

I downloaded a couple more and they all sucked. All knds of setup problems and restrictions. Then I took a look at the magic jack website and behold they have an Android magicjack application. Wow. I have always had good luck with my three magic jack hardware devices so I took a chance. I went to the google store and clicked on the download button. A few minutes later I checked my phone it was already installed and ready to use. a minute later I was talking to my sister in Oklahoma on my China mobile cell phone absolutely free. (its free because I already own a magic jack device)
This is amazing. I wish someone had told me about it before!
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on October 09, 2012, 06:54:35 am

...I can cheer myself up when I can get back to bashing you know who's. 8)

Willy

I wonder if he means me?.... ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ha ha. since when has a ME been a you know WHO's - Plural that is Robbie. ;D

Willy
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on October 11, 2012, 04:53:13 am
Interesting reading ,

Matchmaker ordered to refund 150,000-yuan fee
Updated: 2012-10-10 21:03
 ( chinadaily.com.cn)
 
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A court in Beijing has upheld a ruling that a matchmaking agency must return a woman’s 150,000 yuan ($23,835) service fee because the company failed to provide satisfactory service, Beijing Times reported.
 
The matchmaking agency signed a service contract with a woman surnamed Bao on March 30, 2011, charging her 186,000 yuan for introducing her to men who met her criteria. The contract specified that it would provide matchmaking services to Bao until she found a companion, even if the three-month service period expired before then.
 
On Jun 29, 2011, Bao signed a service-termination statement in which Bao said “I am satisfied with Wang, introduced by the agency, and agree to be in a relationship with him. Therefore no further service is needed. I hereby seek to terminate the service”.
 
However, in November 2011, Bao sued the agency for fraud, claiming that the information that the agency provided her about Wang was not accurate.
 
Bao asked the agency to return the entire service fee.
 
The matchmaking center argued its innocence by presenting the letter signed by Bao in which she agreed to meet Wang, and also Wang’s original documents, including his ID card, divorce certificate, driver’s license and property-ownership certificate.
 
At Bao’s request, the court appointed a forensic center to identify the meeting-arrangement letter. The center’s analysis found that Bao’s signature had been forged.
 
The court then ruled that the agency should return 150,000 yuan to Bao.
 
The agency appealed to Beijing No 2 Intermediate People’s Court, which upheld the original judgment on Oct 8.
 

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Post by: Willy The Londoner on October 11, 2012, 06:39:04 pm
I know there is already a thread for this but I cant find it.

I was looking for something skype like to load on my  android cell phone  so I or any of my relatives can be reached from China via china mobile cell phone.

I tried skype once beofre and it was terrible sounding. Very poor quality.

I downloaded a couple more and they all sucked. All knds of setup problems and restrictions. Then I took a look at the magic jack website and behold they have an Android magicjack application. Wow. I have always had good luck with my three magic jack hardware devices so I took a chance. I went to the google store and clicked on the download button. A few minutes later I checked my phone it was already installed and ready to use. a minute later I was talking to my sister in Oklahoma on my China mobile cell phone absolutely free. (its free because I already own a magic jack device)
This is amazing. I wish someone had told me about it before!

I have Skype set up and the telephone system works ok for me and since Skype was bought by Microsoft there has been an improvement in service.

They have provided me, for a small annual fee, a London telephone number which connects to me anywhere I happen to be  in the World.  That means people can call the London number at a low or even free rate (according to time of day there) and get put through to me here.  People who are calling on business have no idea that they are talking to someone 6000 miles away!

The same system is available for most countries and delivering of it is not restricted in China. I keep in touch with not only family and friends but also business contacts throughout the UK for just a few GB Pounds a year.

Willy
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Post by: Martin on October 16, 2012, 08:41:03 pm
I have Skype running on my phone...a Samsung Galaxy S II (Android operating system).  I use it on WiFi, and on the 3G network.  Sometimes it craps out, but for the most part, it works great.  I would never get a phone now that could not run Skype.
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Post by: shaun on October 19, 2012, 05:44:05 pm
Someone explain to me how using Skype on a Android phone works.  Can I then use my cellphone in China without all of the excessive fees?
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Post by: Pineau on October 19, 2012, 10:29:40 pm
https://play.google.com/store/search?q=skype+for+android

I have tried it twice on my Samsung galaxy and the quality was so poor I could not use it.  But give it a try maybe it will work batter on your phone.

For now I am satisfied with the magicjack app that I also got from google play store.
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Post by: Martin on October 24, 2012, 10:34:55 am
The only way to avoid heavy fees would be to use WiFi, or get a local Sim card with internet on it.  I use my Skype all the time on my Samsung, and the quality is great for the most part...gets shady when my phone signal starts to weaken.
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Post by: Pineau on October 26, 2012, 08:50:42 am
Ok. yesterday I gave skype another try. (third time)

It works great this time. Its not free though except for calls from other skype users. A land line or cell phone that does not have skype will cost me 1.9 cents a minute.  Not terrible.

I cant get incoming calls from anyone not using skype unless I purchase (actually lease) a skype number for 60 USD a year. Almost terrible.
I will keep using it when I have trouble with my magic jack. Which is 19.95 a year for unlimited calls.


So I guess the answer is Yes skype works on an android phone and this time it worked very well.  But it is still not free.
If someone know how to get a skype number and make international calls free, l please speak up.


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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on October 26, 2012, 11:49:37 am
Must be because its on your phone... my skype is on computer I call willy in china everyday and does not cost anything...or he calls me
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Post by: shaun on October 26, 2012, 05:08:17 pm
Interesting confession there Rob.  What do you call him?
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Post by: Arnold on October 26, 2012, 05:50:16 pm
mmmmmh.... They call each other "Everyday" and Willy comes visiting often to see the old "Pal" (even with Wife in tow), now this sounds like when I first started with Chnlove. I wonder what "Agency" Rob is with and did he had to pay a hefty price to join? Meeting fee's.... man this got to cost a fortune!
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Post by: Pineau on October 26, 2012, 07:38:28 pm
Rob
Skype to skype calls are free on the computer or the phone. Its connecting to non skype folks that cost money.  I don't think I can convince my mom to learn computerese at the age of 85 so it would be better if i had a skype number she could call like a regular telephone. That will cost 60 USD a year.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on October 27, 2012, 03:16:32 am
I pay Skype 8.40 GB Pounds a quarter and that allows me to call any landline in the UK without further charge.  Plus they also provide me with a London number so that anyone in the UK can call that number as either a free call or at an nominal price.   I can also call cell phones and I have a small amount with them for this but after making any such calls to cellphones the balance hardly goes down.

I run my business based in London from here in China and no one who calls realises that they are talking to someone in China.  If I call someone in the UK then my London Number shows up as my ID.

I would not do without it.   It keeps me in contact with both family, friends and my customers.

When my computer is turned off then they can leave voice mail and I can call them back.  Although my family and friends will know that we are 8 hours ahead of them.

When I do visit the UK the Skype number stays with me so my UK business cards always show the London number.  In fact it will get to me wherever I am in the World.

Being able to take advantage of Skype was one of the reasons that my initial 6 weeks visit to China turned into 3 years plus.

I started on a 3 monthly contract and if I changed to a yearly one then it would cost far less but I cannot bother to change it.  Besides I think they deserve more money as without Skype I would not have stayed and found myself the perfect wife.

Willy
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on October 27, 2012, 05:28:48 am
Now Now guys..get your head out of the gutter !!! >:( >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on October 27, 2012, 08:40:54 am
I wonder what "Agency" Rob is with and did he had to pay a hefty price to join? Meeting fee's.... man this got to cost a fortune!
Hefty fees??? He pays a little here a little there.  But maybe everything is not so little with our Robbie - that I do not know.  But I know a few women who could tell me so.

Have you ever heard the phrase Little Big Man.  That sums him up perfectly they say. :o

Willy
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on October 27, 2012, 01:04:52 pm

Little Big Man.  ly

Yp that they call me...!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Jason B on October 28, 2012, 03:40:24 am
same as Mike, got a 1 year contract with skype for $60 US (gotta love the AUD being worth more at the moment  :P)and 520 minutes per month (but you must pay for the whole year upon subscription).  There is no way Xia talks more than that per month so we have given her mum, brother and his wife our log in details so they can talk to her family for free to and it is a win win for all so we use the monthly allowance.  If we did not Skype would be getting money for free in a sense.  We do not miss out and Xia's family are very appreciative of the use but to be able to call anyone in China we like at any time is the crux of the issue for us.  Anyone else that she knows and does not know their phone number or lives outside of China she talks to on QQ so it is for free anyway.
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Post by: Martin on October 30, 2012, 09:14:06 am
$30 per year ... for unlimited calls to phones in North America (US & Canada)

And yet he never phones me.
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Post by: shaun on October 30, 2012, 09:16:28 am
Unfortunately if he were to call you today all he would say is glug glug glug...

I hope he is weathering the storm OK.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on October 30, 2012, 11:14:07 am
Unfortunately if he were to call you today all he would say is glug glug glug...

I hope he is weathering the storm OK.

Oh Shaun!  Even I would not venture to say that the USA is going down the plug hole.  ::)

Willy
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Post by: shaun on October 30, 2012, 05:13:52 pm
Oh Willy!!!! I was only referring to Hurricane Sandy and all of the water in New York.  However the same answer would apply to our political situation now that you mention it.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 28, 2013, 08:14:59 pm
I see today that the Republicans have decided they need the Spanish vote or be caste into oblivion.

So they are at last supporting the new immigration policy to legalise11 million illegal immigrants.  Like the UK Government the actual number of immigrants are always down played so maybe 20 odd million new 'Americans' soon.

Does this mean that they then will be coming down harder on other nationalities such as Chinese?  Especially as the USA considers China to be their number one enemy now following the downfall of the USSR.

Strange as China buying up USA debt has sustained the economy to a certain extent there!

Willy
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Post by: shaun on January 28, 2013, 08:28:19 pm
Willy... Can you help a poor guy out without me having to connect the dots?  ;)

Two words.   Mexico City...  I'll take care of the rest.  ;D




Just joking!!!!!    ::)
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Post by: Vince G on January 28, 2013, 10:49:07 pm
They may change things to make it illegal immigrants legal but how many will? As it stands right now they would have to pay fines and back taxes (5 figures) to become legal and then the fees associated with the immigration. So don't hold your breath.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on January 29, 2013, 03:12:12 am
Willy... Can you help a poor guy out without me having to connect the dots?  ;)

Two words.   Mexico City...  I'll take care of the rest.  ;D




Just joking!!!!!    ::)

Wo ting bu dong! ::)

I am just a poor uneducated Englishman  All I know about Mexico City is that we played the World cup there many years ago.  From whence it gave football and other sports the Mexican Wave. ;D

Willy
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Post by: Vince G on February 02, 2013, 09:14:31 pm
Here's some fun read. Happening here all the time. btw this is all within a few miles from me. Broward county is Fort lauderdale.

South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com

Broward woman imprisoned, U.S. citizenship revoked after she stole Social Security benefits
February 2, 2013

A Broward County woman who fraudulently obtained U.S. citizenship with an illegal marriage, then milked the system for tens of thousands of dollars in government benefits, has been sentenced to more than a year in prison.

Federal prosecutors said Indra Seepaul Sankar, 42, was a classic example of how dishonest people drain government funds.

Investigators unraveled her fraud, which they said included forging an annulment document to make it seem as if she could legally marry her second husband, a U.S. citizen.

During a sentencing hearing that went on for two days last week, prosecutors revealed that she fraudulently received Social Security survivor benefits for years after her husband died. She also received a $1.5 million settlement from a New York gym where he died.

Not content with illegally getting close to $80,000 in benefits as the widow of a U.S. citizen she married while still legally married to her first husband in Trinidad, investigators testified that — even after she pleaded guilty to unlawfully procuring citizenship — she continued to steal by collecting U.S. Social Security benefits and food stamps on behalf of her ill mother, a U.S. citizen who had returned home to Trinidad and was no longer entitled to the money.

U.S. District Judge James Cohn revoked Sankar's citizenship, ordered her to repay $79,425 to the government and sentenced her to a year and one month in prison before likely deportation.

Sankar, a native of Trinidad who lived in Sunrise, Coral Springs and previously in New York City, asked the judge for house arrest.

"I'm sorry that I'm here today, I'm sorry about this whole incident," Sankar told the judge on Tuesday.

Her attorney Michael Entin said there was "nothing sinister" about Sankar's crime. He said she came to New York in 1996 on her honeymoon with her first husband, a Trinidadian police officer, and stayed on with family because he was physically abusive.

Sankar said her first husband had the marriage annulled in Trinidad, but prosecutors said that was untrue at the time and she filed a forged annulment record in court in New York.

When her second husband died after drinking an energy drink at a gym, she filed a lawsuit against the business, seeking damages for herself and their now-13-year-old daughter. She received a $1.5 million settlement some years ago, much of which prosecutors said she "flitted away."

Prosecutor Harry Wallace said Sankar was "driven by greed" and intentionally deceived government officials.

"It's not a case where she made a bunch of dumb mistakes," he said.

Sankar was on track to get a lighter punishment when first scheduled for sentencing last year, but investigators discovered she was using her mother's benefits and prosecutors sought harsher punishment because she had not given up her criminal ways. Among the evidence they gathered was video of Sankar using her mother's food stamps to buy food for herself at local stores and photos from ATMs showing her withdrawing her mother's benefits while the older woman was living abroad.

Sankar seemed resigned as she was immediately taken into custody, but her mother, sister and brother — who prosecutors said lied in court testimony on her behalf — cried, yelled abuse and hissed at investigators and the prosecutor who uncovered the fraud as they left the courtroom. They also shouted at the judge that the sentence was "so unfair" before they were removed by a court security officer.
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Post by: Pineau on February 12, 2013, 11:15:21 pm
I wish they had this when I was there.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2013-02/12/content_16221026.htm (http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2013-02/12/content_16221026.htm)
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on February 13, 2013, 04:09:10 am
I wish they had this when I was there.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2013-02/12/content_16221026.htm (http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2013-02/12/content_16221026.htm)

Good News indeed. But only place I have got any form of food poisoning was in Arizona on a trip from Las Vegas maybe USA should follow suit.

Willy
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Post by: Vince G on April 11, 2013, 10:04:05 am
A while ago there was that debate of Football. Here is the difference between the two. (Youtube)


http://youtu.be/tUifrzEfq1g (http://youtu.be/tUifrzEfq1g)
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Post by: shaun on April 11, 2013, 03:52:52 pm
Vince, a good explanation. ;D
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 16, 2013, 08:26:24 am
My thoughts are with America today following the bombings of the Boston Marathon.

I lived through many years of dealing with the aftermath of such event throughout many years in London.   These atrocities are for one purpose only and that is to kill and maim ordinary people.   People whose defences are down as they enjoy the days event. Soft targets for the dispicable people that carry out these crimes.

Let us pray that some idiot in North Korea does not decide to attribute this to their war on the USA.

Willy





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Post by: Vince G on April 16, 2013, 09:16:53 am
Thank you Willy, that is kind of you.
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Post by: Scottish_Robbie on April 16, 2013, 01:21:51 pm
Got to agree with my master...............I think its atrocious for something like that to happen at a sporting event

Rip Bostonians :-X
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Post by: shaun on April 16, 2013, 06:40:18 pm
Thank you for your kind words Willy.

I was privileged to work at The Master's Golf Tournament last week for my second year.  It was a great time.  I spoke with one of the local deputies whose partner was a bomb sniffing labrador.   She told me that a couple of weeks prior to the event investigators and Augusta National Employees had seen 5 people casing the joint if you will.  The FBI and local police had the names and locations of all 5 individuals.  One week before one of the individuals tried to purchase a semi trailer full of ammonium nitrate-based fertilizer.  All 5 were arrested.

I didn't read anything about it in the paper or the internet and dismissed it. Then the Boston Marathon thing happened and it makes me wonder.

I'm not sure if it is true but what puzzles me is why would this deputy tell me this story?

At this point it simply reminds me to pray for Peace on Earth everyday and it begins with me.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 20, 2013, 04:16:59 am
Another big earthquake hit Sichuan this morning at 8am our time.  6.6 magnitude I hear. They are saying about 100 dead.  So not so bad as 2008 unless of course your one of the relatives or friend of those who died.

That is one province to always keep clear of. Almost 5 years to the day since the big one hit that province and 90,000 or more died.

Willy

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Post by: shaun on April 20, 2013, 07:15:09 am
Sorry to hear about the earthquake.

It was good to read this morning that the police caught the second Boston Marathon bomber alive.  Just maybe they can find out why the idiots did what they did.  The news media has downplayed the idea that these boys were Islamic Terrorist until I heard one say that no group has claimed it because they are afraid that Obama has the power to use drones to attack them.

Now I guess we will hear how Obama made it possible to capture the second suspect.   Nevertheless I am glad he was caught.
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Post by: kenny on April 20, 2013, 08:56:56 am
I was thinking the same thing Shaun.

Wouldnt it be nice if Odama and congress would take some lessions here on what can be done if they would work together and use the brains god gave a goat!
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on April 20, 2013, 10:39:45 pm
It looks likely that the two brothers in Boston were not part of a much larger organised plot.   If that was not the case then USA like England could have anticipated many more devices being used to cause mayhew, death and destruction.  We suffered it in England from the IRA. From blowing up a single government minister to blowing up a hotel where the whole of the government were staying.
Blowing up English pubs where a soldier or two many be enjoying a pint to getting a massive bomb into a barracks that housed just musicians from a military band through to blowing up the members of a military display team and their horses.  The list of bombing atrocities seemed to be never ending and then almost as soon as the IRA declared peace we were then subjected to islamic terrorist.

Giving Boston a small taste of a declaration of military law saved all of the USA from these two from such events we suffered over many years. The people of Boston knew what they were doing when they rightly cheered the LEO's after all was over in this case.

 Lets all pray that the people of USA do not suffer from the bombings campaigns that made them almost part of daily life in the England.

Willy
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Post by: Vince G on April 20, 2013, 11:35:24 pm
Student from China 23-year-old Lu Lingzi was from Shenyang killed by the bomb.
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Post by: brett on April 21, 2013, 11:11:40 am
My mom was worried about the earthquake, I guess British people think China is the size of England!

Actually we had an earthquake here in Guangzhou back in March. Willy did it hit Zhongshan as well? I was staying in a hotel and I was actually on the loo at the time! I thought about that old Lethal Weapon movie and thought, sheesh, I hope I'm not going to die sitting on the toilet!!!

Now I know what an earthquake feels like, I realise I experienced one in Tokyo back in 2008.
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Post by: Jason B on April 21, 2013, 05:06:05 pm
that is way too easy to come up with a reason for the earthquake so I will leave it alone  :-X
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Post by: brett on April 23, 2013, 01:04:40 am
Ha ha ha!

Most expats I talked to that day were just stunned that their Chinese built apartment and office buildings withstood it.

It surprised me as I didn't think Guangzhou was prone to earthquakes.

I think the gigantic thunderstorms are more of a risk, and if I'm here when a typhoon hits I think all my possessions will blow away.
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Post by: Willy The Londoner on August 07, 2013, 08:46:26 pm
First cross contamination from Human To Human of the Avian Bird Flu has been confirmed in China.

This was not a casual connection though. A 65 year old had bought quail at a market and developed bird flu from them. He was taken to hospital and his 32 year old daughter stayed with him the whole time in the hospital washing and feeding him etc.  She contracted it also and they both died.

It is not thought that she had any contact with the quail.

They checked another 70 odd people who had been in some sort of contact with him and her and they were all clear.

Willy
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Post by: john1964 on August 16, 2013, 10:05:06 am
this is a general thread , I bought 2 nice juicy thick steaks today and MinYing asked me how I would like them cooked, I said just pan fry them in a LITTLE oil as they are, I returned from the shower to find them diced in to tiny pieces swimming in oil,  :( she could not comprehend that some of us like our meat thick and a mouthful , If chopsticks can not handle the meat then they will chop it so small  :-[ John
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Post by: RobertBfrom aust on August 16, 2013, 10:53:22 am
Yes John , I can relate to that , Sujuan after a couple of years finally has worked out the bbq , so now it is bbq at least 2 times a week , regards Robert .
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Post by: Arnold on August 16, 2013, 11:22:50 am
 :o yes I can relate to that also.
Bought some Filet Migon some time ago and what does the nice LaoPo do while I'm on my way home. She pounds them flat as it possibly goes and grills them... well you know,  :-\ :( "well" done! We (I mostly) still make fun of this day, everytime Filet Migon is mentioned in the house or at somebodies else's. It is nice if you can laugh it off.
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Post by: shaun on August 16, 2013, 12:28:46 pm
Simple solution guys.  The first time take her to a nice steakhouse.  Your favorite one is the best choice.  Or if you are like me fire up the ole grill, charcoal; gas is forbidden, and cook it yourself.  Then again let her do it and you have something to joke about later.